What is it that you hate about krauts the most, /pol/?
>>74095974
They lost.
>>74095974
The fact you cuck yourselves.
>>74096039
/thread
>>74096039
>fpbp
The battle of Britain was a mistake
>>74095974
They invited roaches like you in.
>>74096039
>>74096245
And fucking DUNKIRK
Fuck Hitler for being a failure
>>74096440
Goring was the mistake.
You pussied out on us.
>>74095974
that despite this boards raging hard on for Hitler, Hitler is the reason that white people aren't allowed to be proud of their countries, why white people are "cool" to hate and why white people are always so worried of doing anything thats not complete grovelling to non-whites
>Had hitler kept his fucking "muh Aryan" bullshit in his goosestepping trousers and not invaded every neighbouring country and just rebuilt Germany the whole planet would have been better off
![GetImage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AUm5DgH.jpg "GetImage[1].jpg")
>WW1
>"Hey Hans?"
>"Yes Hans?"
>"This war isn't going so well."
>"I know"
>"I have a plan though. Want to hear it?"
>"Sure Hans, shoot."
>"Well, you know that dormant superpower, the United States?"
>"Yes. Very big. Very powerful."
>"I'm thinking we make allies of it's retarded southern neighbors and begin indiscriminately killing Americans."
>"Fantastic idea. But is that all?"
>"No, it gets better. You know that batshit ideology communism we've been sitting on?"
>"Yes. It really is batshit."
>"What if we propagate it, destabilize large chunks of Europe and collapse them?"
>"Fantastic idea. I can't possibly see how this could go wrong"
>WW2
>"Hey Hans?"
>"Yes Hans?"
>"Are you still mad about losing that war we started?"
>"I sure am."
>"I have a plan."
>"Go on, Hans. I love your plans."
>"Well, remember how last time we went to war simultaneously with both Western and Eastern Europe and it ended in a humiliating defeat?"
>"I sure do. It really was quite humiliating."
>"Well Hans, what if we do it again?"
>"Fantastic plan. I can't see how this could go wrong."
>Current Year
>"Hey Hans?"
>"Yes Merkel?"
>"You notice all these millions of poor people in the Middle East and Africa?"
>"I have noticed them, yes."
>"We should invite them to come here and live on generous welfare handouts."
>"Great idea!"
>"Hey Merkel?"
>"Yes Hans?"
>"There sure A LOT of them coming in..."
>"Give us a minute"...
>..."Hey Turkey, can you take back all these poor people?"
>"Sure can. You have my visas ready?"
>"I do."
>"Hey Hans?"
>"Yes Merkel?"
>"I've sorted the migrant problem out."
>"That's great. I can't possibly see how this could go wrong."
>>74097303
>Go on Hans, I love your plans.
Nice one Enrico.
>>74095974
All the good ones are dead. Only weakness remains. You are letting yourselves and your culture die. If this continues you will be another Islamic shit-hole, your once proud culture reduced to that of being the equivalent of novelties such as bobble-heads.
>>74097303
Bretty gud anon.
>>74095974
Don't hate them one bit. You will have a part to play in the coming war with those filthy Saracens.
>tfw feeding the MG42 ammo while Hans mows down wave after wave of Saracen scum
JOLLY COOPERATION!
>>74097303
>we went to war simultaneously with both Western and Eastern Europe and it ended in a humiliating defeat?"
Fuck the USA.
>>74097531
>>74097743
Actually is pasta.
>>74097303
you forgot
>WW2
>"Hey Hans?"
>"Yes Hans?"
>"I have a cunning plan"
>"oh what would that be Hans?"
>"Well why don't we ally with Italy, I'm sure their country is made of strong courageous fighting men"
>"sounds like a great idea Hans, they'll be powerful and loyal allies that will only help us in our endeavours"
>"oh Hans you are so smart, I'll be bottom tonight as a reward"
>>74097554
If you want to have a good time.
http://www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-48-prophets-of-doom/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnster_Rebellion
>>74095974
you just cant leave europe alone
>>74097982
>Be bottom tonight as a reward
Fuck, haven't seen this pasta before, finding it quite delicious desu senpai.
> cold
> soulless
> no sense of humor
> they're either commies or workaholics, no middle ground with them
> feminized
> disgusting language
> shitty food
> shitty climate
> shitty history
>>74096245
what kind of jet is above that spitfire? old school RAF colors were based.
>>74098191
>soulless
>disgusting language
How the fuck are Germans souless? They've produced some of the beautiful art the World has seen. Also, their language is great.
>>74098556
>Also, their language is great.
Almost as bad as polish.
>>74098191
10/10. Yes. They really are barely human.
It's too bad the French are all muddy now racially because their attitude is much better. Somehow being hungover four days a week and in the middle of three girlfriends the French are just as productive per capita as Germans. Were French the master culture all along?
>>74098591
Polish isn't bad either. Swedish and Dutch are truly disgusting languages.
>>74098088
that wasn't part of the pasta m8, that was my joke
>>74098556
>some of the beautiful art the World has seen
You're thinking of the french. German art is as thick and heavy on your stomach as sauerkraut.
>>74097001
>liberal bullshit wouldn't exist if hitler wasn't born
open a book moran
>>74095974
The lefties who turn a blind eye to the whole situation and continue to spew the political correctness at the pleasure of the eu and Islamic leaders.
>>74098556
I don't mean their art, I mean their people, you know - regular Mustafa and Helga. As far as their art goes, I dig Fritz Lang and that's about it. I don't consider Herzog a real German.
>>74096039
>Nazi Germany was literally /pol/ the country
>some people don't hate America/Russia
>tfw both countries have more Jews than Israel today and fuck the entire world's white popoulation with their mass media propaganda 24/7
>>74098556
Dude im visiting right now and can confirm. They have no purpose in life just work and prep the bull. They're the chinks of europe. French and italian Art is beutifull, German one is ok.
>>74097001
Fuck him for trying is basically what you're saying.
>>74095974
they keep trusting the anglo
>>74097001
No. Its the Jews and their media to fault for white pride being taboo.
>>74095974
Only the babyboomer generation. Self-loathing is the most despicable trait of all. Also, germans are just not funny.
>>74099112
basically what hes saying is "im a dirty anglo please shoot me in the head"
>>74099026
>chinks of Europe
Holy shit, this.
>>74097303
KEK
>>74099112
>Fuck him for trying is basically what you're saying.
no it's fuck him for flushing all the shit down the fucking toilet, what exactly was he trying to do?
>before Germany and Hitler fucked Europe:
>white countries were rich
>white countries were powerful
>white countries were nationalists
>being called racist wasn't used as a weapon to silence anyone who wasn't completely left wing
what exactly was Hitler trying to fix for white people, aside from "muh joos"?
>>74095974
That they identify with Germania and not with Europe
>try to destroy Europe twice by means of war
>fail twice
>alright, time to bring in the rapefugees
On top of that, all Germans I've met are next level cucks.
Seriously, fuck you.
Look at them. Do they look like someone worth saving? I'm glad they're getting overrun by goatshaggers.
>>74095974
nothing, they are perfect, sieg heil mein fuhrer
>>74095974
Hitler's corporativism tbqh
>>74095974
All germans I've met in real life can handle me jokingly calling them Nazi's. Guy from germany turns up at a party hey the Nazi is here.
Then he tries to explain how he isn't a nazi just because he is from germany. I reply yeah ok mein fuhrer
You should just give me a nazi salute and say heil hitler then I would laugh an we can get on with drinking beer
They have a tendency to be convinced, to the point of destruction, by ideas. They love ideas. Anything they come up with or have presented to them, they will try. They simply cannot moderate themselves in any aspect.
Even after WW2 they were split in half. The west became the most capitalistic country in Europe and the East the most die hard Communist. When the Yugoslav Wars happened, Germany pushed the hardest for the UK and US to get involved. They love the EU because it is gigantic and they are the biggest part. They want it to be bigger so they become bigger, which is why they disregarded the laws that they themselves wrote to get new members through easily. With Greece they were mad about not being paid back, without considering they themselves caused it in the first place.
It is outside their emotional range to consider that they might have got something wrong and will plough on regardless. You can see that now. Rest assured, in 20 years they will be rioting in the streets demanding that Europe be closed and all refugees sent into the sea.
>>74099528
Its fits realy if you think about it
>both invented a lot of things
>no humour
>soulless
>couldnt unify for a long time
>both love communism
>>74099842
Irony 101
>>74095974
There are not enough of them.
>>74097934
>Fuck the USA
>Not Germany for being retarded
Shut up, hat.
>>74095974
bunch of prudes. no fun zone.
>>74095974
>What is it that you hate about krauts the most, /pol/?
Them helping creating state of israel.Fuckin' cunts...
>>74100526
also both internalist land empires opposed to britain and japans externalist sea empires
>>74095974
nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVnqgNt6G5M
>>74098191
>> cold
>> soulless
What are you talking about? They're probably the most moral and trustworthy people on globe.
>>74101028
>They're probably the most moral and trustworthy people on globe
Perhaps in the eyes of a gypsy.
What I hate the most about Krauts: their insufferable "I know better" attitude. Yeah right, tell me how to win a world war and not get cucked by foreigners all the time, Hans.
>>74099655
>white countries were rich
Post-war recession you mean.
>white countries were powerful
Not enough to stop Germany that they fucked over just 20 years prior.
Getting the stolen land back. Helping out the german minority in Poland that was being slaughtered. Reducing unemployment. Shit like that.
>>74095974
Sent Lenin to Russia with lots of money then blamed Slavs for Communism.
>>74096039
This. And now they're cucks. Fucking Germany.
>>74101391
>Believing in the German genocide.
I Support some of Hitlers ideas but this is just pure Goebels Propaganda.
>>74097001
I agree with this. It would've been fine for Germany to rebuild and create engineering projects to make the world proud, but instead a bunch of faggots with sexual hang ups and butthurt about modern art had to go antagonizing everyone else, while at the same time not realizing they simply couldn't beat everyone else. It's massively hilarious stupidity but also why we need to look really hard at how this wasn't an accident and look at how Enlightenment reason set us on a path to totalitarianism.
>>74101354
They just don't like roaches. You don't even know one for real but keep bitching at them out of jealousy. Germans are God's gift to Earth. Not only because of what they've achieved, but for them being themselves. They're not "cold". It's just a measure that keeps them away from fuck-ups. That's a sign of well developed cognitive capacities.
>>74096039
When did Hitler ever have a reasonable choice not to attack any country he ended up attacking after Poland ( which was justified )?
In war, you take the initiative or lose, and you don't want to lose to Stalin.
The defeat is due to this guy: the worst president in US history
http://www.npr.org/2013/03/26/175288241/angry-days-shows-an-america-torn-over-entering-world-war-ii
Imagine no Stalin, no Mao, no oil embargoes against the Empire of Japan, no Pearl Harbor.
Imagine if the US had been truly neutral throughout WWII.
>>74095974
Your cucked will to self-destruct is what I hate about Germany, krautbro. Makes me ashamed to know that half of my bloodline leads to sucking Muslim cock. Please cut it out and get your shit together, you're better than that.
>>74101660
>War-time propaganda are obvious lies, no matter from which side
>Post-war time propaganga from the victor is legit
Like they wouldn't call bullshit on any reason the Germans might have had to invade Poland.
>>74101391
>Helping out the german minority in Poland that was being slaughtered
What are you doing here, stormfag?
>>74096245
Fuck you, traitor
>>74101881
All other countries (maybe except france, they were just incompetent) wanted war with germany, there was nothing hitler could have done. especially when you read 500-1000 pages regarding the diplomacy going on between 1925 and 1945... to put in in a quote from a polish "politician" in 1934 i believe: "germany will get the war, if it wants to or not".
>>74100639
>implying Germany would have lost ww1 if Wilson hadn't have dragged us into a war we should have had no part in, and which he promised he'd keep us out of
M8
At the same time
>implying ww2 would have happened if we had actually used our power to keep the rest of europe from trying to fuck over Germany so hard
>>74095974
That after 2 prior and now a third attempt to demolish Europe and it's peoples they still exist in any form.
>>74101865
>Germans are God's gift to Earth
Kill yourself, German-boo.
>>74102253
>completely ignoring the rest of the post
You kill yourself turkroach.
>>74095974
Nothing really, normally quite the opposite.
>>74102342
Germans are trying to be everything but not German. The Eurovision girl was very related.
>>74101391
>Post-war recession you mean.
so obviously the best choice for Hitler to make when Germanys already fucked the economies of all the white countries is to double fucking down and go for a second attempt
>>74095974
Lost their Spine post WWII.
they bitch and moan about everything, but never take the initiative to change something.
>>74102172
This.
>>74102062
Look, I was purely citing reasons I've heard about. Maybe it's true, maybe it's false. I don't know.
Thing is, I'm not taking the Allies's word for it. The one who wins the war gets to rewrite history.
There's simply no way the German and Austrian people would have acted like they did if he was as bad as they make him out to be.
That we haven't put scum like you to death, OP, but that is changing rapidly. Keep posting and encouraging us to hunt you down and strangle you and your family.
>>74102040
>Like they wouldn't call bullshit on any reason the Germans might have had to invade Poland.
and i'm sure the Germans totally wouldn't have fabricated or massively trumped up something to make their invasion of Poland justified, dey be gud boys who dindu nufin after all
>>74095974
That you take your cuckold fetish way too far.
>>74102593
>one represents all
>>74102779
Sorry I haven't made it clear from the start.
>>74102691
>>74102614
>Yugoslav assassinates Austia-Hungary's heir
>Germany's fault
What
>>74102792
This time atleast 80% for sure
>>74102995
serb*
>>74096039
Fpbp blessed based anon
>>74095974
They didn't finish the Jews off once and for all
>>74103079
Gavrilo Princip was a Bosnian Serb, but also a Yugoslavist.
>>74102995
>Germany's fault
>Germany goes into massive war production overdrive , particuarly of the navy, specifically to challenge British domination of the seas, knowing Britain would see it as a threat due to being dependant on colonial resources, creating a massive arms dreadnought production arms race
Ferdinand was the spark, WW1 was in the making thanks to German military expansion for years before
>>74097303
>mfw this is true
>>74103486
Germany started to have colonies all over the world.
Why did you have so much ships?
Because you had colonies all over the world to project your power to.
Germany built a world wide telephone net with their ships for example.
We had more electrical power than your Empire and France combined just in Germany.
The Prussian warmongers fueled by unlimited resources provided from colonies was a valid reason for concern.
France was the biggest jellyfish there was, because they started to lose power in their colonies and then the hated brother was also suddenly interested into expanding over the seas.
The moment Ferdinand was murdered the French mobilized and marched towards Germany.
Everyone wanted this war for some reason.
Also our und your nobles were just itching to see the power of the new weapons.
>>74105573
Bismarck knew starting a naval race with Britain was wrong and advised against it.
>>74098255
>spitfire
It's Hawker Hurricane. The jet is Eurofighter Typhoon.
>>74095974
Do i even have to answer? Fucking Kraut!
>>74105995
thanks laska
>>74105885
Bismarck was Cassandra. Of course he knew it.
But Germany had to create a frontier for settlers. There was a huge emigration wave to the US, this was the a way for the Kaiser to create new space for his subjects, outside of the noble owned Germany.
It was not that easy and afterwards it is easy to say that it was wrong.
Without the colonies and expansion perhaps even more Germans, especially the new growing entrepreneurial elite, would have emigrated even quicker and in even larger numbers.
Perhaps Germany would have had the same fate as Russia without it.
And of course, ships were great toys for the Kaiser.
>>74105573
>The moment Ferdinand was murdered
Serbia bears complete responsibility for causing World War I and World War II as well as Communism. On 28 June 1914, a Serbian guy jumped out and shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary, who was riding along in a parade. This immediately caused WWI to begin. Because pre-Communist Russia was busy with the war they couldn't prevent the 1917 Russian Revolution. Then, the border rearrangements after WWI got half of Europe completely pissed off, especially the Germans, so WWII began a little while later. Thus, Serbia should be held accountable for hundreds of millions of deaths, including the few hundred of the so-called "holocaust."
That they could go from mighty Charlemagne Christendom to muh refugees, islam is peace, ficki ficki, white people are the problem.
