I don't get it /pol/. Why do liberals think this comic is so offensive?
>>74084318
Melania isn't even American and she can't speak English.
>>74084318
false fag post
what are you sliding?
>>74084318
Damn, you made me spit out my coffee, that is the funniest shit I've seen today.
>>74084472
same applies to the black one
>>74084472
Pretty fucking irrelevant for a first lady.
>>74084318
"muh dick"
>>74084318
I recognize that bulge
>>74084656
>First lady of the U.S isn't American and can't speak the language
>that's irrelevant
>>74084318
>dat edit doe
Michelle ain't about that life
>>74084318
Shit edit.
The penis bulge was funnier. What you did was just stupid and unnecessary.
Try again. Remove your shoop and just add this symbol between her legs on her dress
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Make the angle less sharp of course.
>>74084828
At least she has a vagina
I KNOW THAT BULGE
>'Satire could strip naked, paint itself purple and yell "Satire-satire!" and they still wouldn't see it,' he tweeted.
What did he mean by this? And
>>74085222
>Michelle Obama doesn't have a vagina
[citation needed]
And no, some conservashit blog isn't a citation
>>74084318
Because liberals are offended by everything.
>>74085203
You must be new. Normally you'd be right but that drawing of a dick has been an in-joke on this site for forever.
>>74085203
>>74084472
Same with Michelle.
>>74084472
Europeans will always be more American than niggers.
>>74085436
Lol, you're such a fucking faggot, dude. I hope Trump wins just to see the tears of faggots like you, when you and the rest of the niggers are finally forced to compete with whites and Asians on an equal playing field.
>>74084472
Michelle isn't even a human.
>>74084318
>dat bulge
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>>74084472
>>74084828
>>74084656
>>74084572
Melania can speak English. She has a heavy accent, though. She doesn't talk in the presence of Trump because she understands the old saying that women should be seen and not heard. She's actually pretty smart.
>>74084318
>Truth hurts.
>>74085777
>She's actually pretty smart.
feminist cuck, go back to tumblr.
I don't care much for Michelle or Barack tbqh but let's be honest with ourselves, Melania is a literal slav whore.
>>74085668
Says the literal nigger
>tfw Ben "the one man holocaust" garrison replies to your tweet
>>74084472
Don't blame her for your language sounding like someone smashed your teeth with a sledgehammer then put a hot potato inside the mouth
>>74085436
>Taking his post literally.
Michelle Obama looks like a fucking man-gorilla. Melania Trump is a supermodel. Whether or not Michelle Obama has a penis is irrelevant.
>>74085203
the bulge is funny. The dick is just sexy as fuck
>you will never feel Michelle's strong arms around you as she penetrates your virgin anus
'A Princeton and Harvard Law School educated lawyer vs. a Slovenia high-school dropout turned model/goldigger. #yeahright'
>>74084472
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/five-things-to-know-about-melania-trump/
>She speaks five languages
>Though she may not have experience in public service, Melania Trump is prepped to help her husband out on the diplomatic front: in addition to her native Slovenian, Trump speaks four other languages: English, French, Serbian and German.
>>74084318
I recognize that bulge...
>>74085936
>Jeb's face
Will he be ok?
>>74085479
>pretending to be an oldfag on 4chan
Its racist to not treat Michelle Obama with respect. Simple as that.
>>74085436
M80, ur a cunt.
Remember a few years ago ALL the news media was saying how Michelle was beautiful nonstop?
That's why
>>74084318
christ this is amazing
>>74085867
Afrikaners are whiter than Americans
>>74084318
I love this. People unconsciously fall into the trap and accidentally show how racist they really are when trying to virtue signal by saying it's an unflattering comparison when both cartoon figures are based on their actual features.
>>74085936
Fuck off obama.
>>74084318
>white penis
No wonder I can't see the bulge anymore.
>>74085436
>[citation needed]
well her face for one
Listening to Mrs. Obama on NPR I concluded that she was the most beautiful first lady in history
>>74085436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA-tSKiyHP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqoOHKv7Wk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ
>>74084318
>that bulge
>>74085979
relatively impressive until you realize she's European and that's not really a big feat
the reason Americans don't speak many languages is because if the US had as many languages as Europe, and in the same distribution of small spaces, then I would be have to be fluent in New English, Virginian, Marylandish, and New Yorquish
>>74086616
>youtube videos and random jpeg
Excellent source
>>74085945
Haha just because she went to Princeton or Harvard doesn't mean she's smart. She could have had a fucking B average and still have gotten in, simply because of her melanin count and the axewound between her legs.
>>74086822
ignoring the content of random jpeg and content of videos
>>74085793
Looks like they're students walking into a recently de-segregated school
>>74084318
B A S E D B E N
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There is literally nothing wrong with muscular women
>>74086732
then why don't you speak mexican, nigger and yiddish? oh and your muh heritage irish and german
Michelle Obama is kinda hot desu senpai
>>74084472
Michelle is a man
>>74086732
Except we do, we just teach white kids English and only English until highschool.
>>74087106
>>74087036
I've actually met Americans who speak Irish better than I do and it's quite embarrassing
>>74087030
I too like having sex with men
>>74085945
>implying credentials mean anything when you receive affirmative action
>>74085302
Savage Milo, simply savage
>>74087092
You've got some shit taste. Are you into bestiality or something?
>>74087036
Shut up you butthurt slovenigger
>>74085843
>can speak multiple languages
>was wealthy and successful before meeting Trump
>isn't smart
Kill yourself
Just going to leave this here
https://youtu.be/yxiYIDrDBsY
Skip to 5:30 if you dare.
You will see some shit.
>>74085793
That doesn't seem fair though. The two on the left are wearing tight fitting dresses that show figure and Michelle is wearing an open dress.
>>74087363
odjebi jovane, how do you even get reception in the basement? austrian technology sure progresses fast when fucking kids is on the line
>>74087438
>pose naked
>smart
Kek
>>74087511
Maybe so.
She's a big lady though
>>74087192
That's unfortunate, do your parents know?
>>74086036
No it's not, fuck the white house niggers. What you call waycisss is reality, she's built like a linebacker.
>>74087490
classic
>>74087438
>women
>smart
you are literally a cuckolded feminist libtard.
>>74087554
If you're implying I'm Fritzl, he left his basement every now and again faggot. It was his rape victim who was stuck there forever.
And soon you will be too. I have your IP bitch. My basement is your home now.
>>74087092
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
>>74086732
This.
I don't like attacking or even paying much attention to candidates' family, but it should be somewhat disconcerting when people point to her ability to speak multiple languages. That's par the course for any college educated, non-British European.
I don't think Melania is stupid by any means, but there's a whole lot more you can point to than the languages.
As an aside, look at the wikipedia article on her. Jesus Christ those kikes picked the worst picture I've ever seen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump
>>74085793
looks like a house slave showing the way to esteemed white lady guests
>>74087490
If those aren't ballsacks then I don't know what are.
>>74084318
JE SUIS BENJAMIN!!!
>>74087722
he*
>>74084472
She speaks 5 languages - she's more intelligent than you.
>>74087490
That's got to be fake.
>>74087754
she literally looks like a chimpanzee
>>74087577
>hot body
>not showing it off
What are you, a Christfag?
>>74087649
>>74087984
Stop posting this shit. I am not even joking, this is 99% gay.
Michelle is ugly. Get over it!
I wish people stop pretending she's good looking.
>>74084472
English is not that hard. At least for slavs.
Ooga booga, bro.
>>74087734
>you are literally a cuckolded feminist libtard.
t. Virgin
>>74088088
Not an argument.
Melania is a dumb bitch with weird bug eyes.
>>74088208
>he's not a feminist must be a virgin
is that what your rabbi told you?
BASED BEN
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>>74087754
That's not even her real hair - that's a fucking weave.
>>74087746
thank you for teaching me about your rape culture
>>74084318
because its inaccurate. Melania is as tall or taller than meechelle
>>74088281
>doesn't deny virgin status
Tip
>>74084318
Ben "triggering every nigger" Garrison is our creation.
>>74084318
Hahahaha the nigger bitch has a penis bulge Hahahahaha
>>74088271
You know what else isn't an argument? Implying posing for photos has anything to do with your intelligence.
>>74088281
haha nice meme xd
>>74088271
>posts a literal non argument while posting le not an argument argumentator
>>74088271
Michael is a bull nigger with a penis
>>74087333
El grotesque des~.
>>74086616
If michelle is really a tranny why didn't she get her dick cut off?
>>74084318
>I don't get it /pol/. Why do liberals think this comic is so offensive?
This hints in no uncertain terms that michelle is a tranny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw
>>74084318
It assumes that woman can only be a lady if they are a second hand prostitute from Russia.
>>74088505
You were talking about how she was smart and wealthy when the only reason she was ever wealthy in the first place because she posed naked like a dumb woman.
alright, shitting on her physique for no reason is kinda rude, but is michelle an asshole of any kind in real life for her to be given this negative treatment?
>>74088686
Obama likes to put it in his butthole
>>74088649
>implying I was defending her
>>74086009
At least he knows to try to fit in, unlike blatant new fags who just don't get it.
>>74084318
I recognize that boner
>>74084318
Damn she fine
>>74088598
You've got to double down sometimes lad
>>74084472
Michelle isn't even human
>>74088731
How is that dumb? She has a hot body, she shows it off, she gets $$$ and gets to fly to the greatest cities in the world to model. You're just butthurt that Michael literally has a dick and probably fucks Obamas boipucci with it
OMG ann coulter replying to ben!!!!1
>>74084318
I remember that cock from somewhere
>>74088864
>"Getting naked is smart lol"
Literal monkey nigger logic.
Kill yourself coon.
>>74085793
Who's. Plantation are those hot bitches heade
>>74088793
Holy shit I thought I recognized it from somewhere.
>>74089025
>naked
Prove it
>>74087610
For you
>>74088755
if ben garrison depicted hillary in an insulting manner i can understand,
but i dont get why michelle suddenly got the flak...
what did she ever do to deserve hate?
>>74088786
It doesn't matter any more. This website is fairly popular. There is a ton of crossover with reddit and even facebook as well.
>>74085302
BASED MILO
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>>74088755
Just pointing out a tranny.
>>74089148
It is literally just a comparison between our current "lady" in office, and the next potential one. Objectively michelle is masculine and bulky while Melania is feminine and blessed with an amazing physique.
>>74085892
>de Silva
>white
>>74084318
it implies that our first lady is less of a woman and proves white retards are close minded and emasculated
michelle obama is more of a man than any of you are
>>74088271
> weird bug eyes
Bad cosmetic surgery. Her eyes obviously where down-turned, due to macrobrain condition. So she is not smart (female duh), but having large neocortex she can remember much more, than you can and she must be a great person to chat with.
>>74089112
:^)
>>74087030
i want my women weak and frail as shit, leave the lifting and punching shit to me
>>74088088
>>hot body
>>not showing it off
this is what you call a slut you degenerate piece of shit
youre just defending her because you want to protect the fantasies you have about trump
>>74089320
Because "she's" literally a man
>>74088793
Hayate?
>>74089341
Hot af
>>74089403
Better a slut than a man.
>>74089114
Fucking got me.
When Obama said that he's letting his mother in law live with them in the white house I knew then that he's her bitch.
>>74089431
>t. timothy the fragile white male
I like to imagine she walks around the house like this :3
>>74085847
shh shh, there's no record to correct here.
>>74089651
>is intimidated by feminine physique and powerful women
>calls anyone else fragile
>>74089092
Indeed, such a detailed bulge.
>>74089465
yes
>>74089635
The mother in law has been living in the White House for 7+ years now....at the taxpayer's expense
>>74089562
YOU'RE
>>74089292
So Ben is being shallow and insults anyone that doesn't conform to his ideal standard of beauty?
>>74084318
W E W
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>>74084828
>some broad who blows the president
>relevant
>>74087734
>>74085843
>>74087734
>>74088281
>($0.01 has been added to your CorrectTheRecord$ acct., thank you)
Wanna know what gave it away? Your vocabulary's literally shit. Literally.
>>74090059
No, again, it's purely an objective comparison. Beauty standards are 100% objective, it is written in to our DNA what we find attractive. 6 ft+ bulky musculature frame with a penis on a "woman" is not attractive, nor will it ever be.
>>74089989
What a fucking ironic book..
>>74090255
That's shallow talk. Just because a woman doesn't fit your beauty standards doesn't mean you should shit on her for no reason.
What happened to not judging a book by its cover?
>>74086861
A paper she wrote in college is available online. Regardless of the merits of her argument, the language and writing style is more like 10th or 11th grade public school than Ivy league college.
>>74090485
>that's shallow
Holy shit fuck off, you're not going to shame me into finding a man in a dress attractive.
>>74087793
>>74086947
Kek'd
>>74086009
>pretending to be on 4chan
>>74090485
Also
>for no reason
The only reason people get butthurt over this photo is because they know it speaks a level of truth. If michelle didn't look like a football player they would have no reason to be upset.
>>74089491
Nice tits, ugly slav head
So, will you admit Melania is not smart and very degenerate?
>>74090485
>doesn't fit your beauty standards
>no reason
wang, you're retarded.
>>74091036
>pretending to be
>>74091115
The fact she can speak mutiple languages and is well-spoken adheres to her intelligence. Her sexy body is just a bonus.
>>74091342
Trumplets will go to any end to protect him
>>74091481
These are objective truths. Can she not speak multiple languages? Is she not well spoken whenever we see her in interviews? I think this is a better measure of intelligence than being the token nigger at an Ivy league.
>>74089314
>He thinks its Nathandesilva
>Not; Nath and de Silva
Cmon man
>>74086051
And you're a goddamn turkroach.
>>74085843
>studied architecture before becoming discovered as a model
>not smart
Sorry about your social "science" degree faggot.
>>74084318
Michelle Obama really is one of the ugliest women I've ever seen and I have a fetish for black women.
I don't get why Obama married her, she is ugly as sin. Even though I hate Obama I'm willing to admit that he could easily do better. Michelle is truly hideous.
>>74084472
Europeans who step foot to live here become Americans, even illegals. Same can't be said for niggers and spics.
>>74092465
He's not a woman
>>74092505
Kek
The Ideal American Woman
>>74092505
You can say whatever you want. You're just dumb.
>>74090142
sorry i'm not an educated little marxist jew lover like you, faggot.
>>74087138
>I know that bulge
>>74093211
If wanting a white America is dumb, then I must be retarded.
Faggot.
>>74092349
sorry about your cock cage and cuck shed
>>74087092
neger entdeckt
This is the most recognized bulge in history of gay kyrgyz cave drawings.
>>74088271
>Melania is a dumb bitch
she was studying to be an architect before trump stole her from slovenkia
>>74090485
>says the degenerate ugly trap
>>74084828
>First lady is RELEVANT at all
>>74089148
she piled on the race grievance bandwagon
also she's spearheaded a youth health program which is good in principle but it resulted in school lunches becoming the laughingstock of the world
plus she really milks the hell out of the first lady status spending taxpayer shekels on elaborate fashion and extravagant vacations
>>74084318
>Melania Trump
Wow, who knew a high-priced, Eastern-European escort could raise as high as first lady?
>>74097322
only the best for POTUS
None of these interns that bill was slumming his dick in. Shameful!
>>74085902
>someone smashed your teeth with a sledgehammer then put a hot potato inside the mouth
Did you do this to some Bosnian during the war?
>>74087138
God damn it, it's 3 AM and I can't stop laughing.
>>74084318
That's not a real Ben Garrison comic...
>>74084318
Because they can't stand the reality that blacks have little to no sexual dimorphism due to massive levels of inbreeding.
>>74087511
Kek. Look at the shoulders dude
>>74084318
Found the real unedited version on a tor far-right board.
>>74085793
Trump slammed the one in blue. Back in the day.
