You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?
Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
1. The ocean sucks
2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
3. Fuck salt
Let me explain to you something /pol/
We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time
I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit
If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper
I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find out
>>74082266
He is burger-man. He has all the powers of an ameriburger.
>>74082266
Nice try Cthulu, I'm not buying it.
>>74082266
Agreed. Fresh water >> shitty salt (and otherwise polluted) water anyways.
Remember kids: all drains lead to the ocean.
>>74082266
There are obviously secret jew headquarters in the ocean floor
>>74082266
If there were not anything of value down there, you would never make a shill thread like this.
Check mate zionists.
>>74082266
>theres nothing cool down there
Squid Internet Defense Force please leave
ocean BTFO
>>74082266
A white paradise is down there, isn't it?
>>74082266
That won't work.
That's like saying ''dont vote for trump''. Now I just have to investigate the ocean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQggo3AfP30
>>74082266
Agreed the ocean is fucking spooky.
>t. Atlantean
>>74082266
Yeah, like we shouldn't look into the holocaust or 9/11 either.
Remember the 6 gorillion tuna
>>74082266
B-but much rare fishes and volcanoes
>>74082266
The same thing could be said about space. Just a bunch of fucking rocks floating around. Not worth all the money and research to actually go there.
Studying marine biology here, im gonna fuck your shit up OP.
>>74083796
kek
>>74083796
this desu
>>74083246
I don't really want to awaken old ones though so I agree with Cthulhu OP tbqfh famalam.
>>74084060
The stars have to be right anyway so just finding them isn't going to matter.
>>74083796
>>74082266
You're my favorite /pol/ poster.
All these newfags replying to this old as fuck copypasta. /pol/ fucking sucks now
>>74084499
Maybe you should fuck off back to plebbit then
>>74082266
I haven't seen this thread in a while. You should try to avoid pasta if you don't want to look like an agent, Smith.
>>74083755
>American education
>>74082266
Nothing to sea here, nigger
>>74082266
Finally someone who is into discovering things and exploring the unknown? They're things or living creatures out there yet to be discovered by man!
>>74082266
Are you hiding something anon?
I was just thinking about this yesterday actually. I'm seriously almost mad that we haven't really explored our own planet fully yet. Fuck space exploration. I deserve to know what fucked up shit is going on down in the sea.
>>74085813
>what is satire
>>74085944
this is spooky
>>74082266
>tfw the bottom is just a cold wet desert devoid of most life
>tfw only vents are worth seeing
>tfw more interested in Europa's oceans than ours
>>74085944
Whats with all the dinos? Ive heard on /x/ that places have memories.And that sometimes you can "see into the past".
Anyone remember that thread about an ocean explorer thing that was live streamed ? It was pretty dank and there were even some fresh memes like "rip eyebro" (referring to a sea sponge that got picked up by explorer vessel)
>>74083359
>I can imagine some shittier version of Pacific rim of giant nosed monsters coming out of the ocean floor, ripping banks out of the ground and devouring them, attack on titan style.
>>74086342
It should be! They're still life we don't know yet to be discovered in the vast unexplored oceans.
>>74087373
not sure could be a new species of wild reptiles or dinosaurs?
>>74082266
>what are minerals
>what is oil
>what are methane hydrates
>what is iron ore
>what is deep sea fisheries
The ocean is full of resources. Even gold suspended in the water. Take the salt away and you get drinking water for Israel to drink.
>>74085944
why do most of them look like a legit dinosaur like the loch ness monster?
>>74085944
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I made this pasta
Glad it still is being tossed around haha
I was drunk as fuck when I wrote this
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>>74089316
they forgot the flatwoods monster.
>>74088910
That was the eyewitness description of what the monster looked like, for we know it could have been a large lake serpent that has grown in length over the years.
>>74089720
I guess they forgot to add it which is shameful considering that is the most talked about one on the crypto website.
>>74082266
This is the dumbest, most anti intellectual post I've ever seen.
Shut the fuck up. Don't you have a trump rally to attend, you dullard fuckwit?
>>74083315
Fuck both. Salt is scary, fresh water has too much shit that'll make you sick.
>>74090704
>>74082266
Thanks for the heads up, 2010
>>74083796
>>74083796
>>74090704
w/e dumbass
