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TRUMP GENERAL: PRIMORDIAL SOUP EDITION
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LATEST DELEGATE COUNT FOR DON: 1,134 - TOTAL NEEDED TO REACH THE NOMINATION: 1,237 - REMAINING NEEDED: 103

SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17 http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CA, SD- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com


UPCOMING EVENTS:
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH:
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac [Embed]

INTERVIEWS:
>Katrina on Situation Room 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE [Embed]
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8 [Embed]
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU [Embed]
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI [Embed]
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg [Embed]
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0 [Embed]
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk [Embed]
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s [Embed]

ENTERTAINMENT:
>Eric Trump on Watter's World 4/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKn3zy1Hfw [Embed]
'John Miller' interview
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU [Embed]
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ [Embed]
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ [Embed]
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y [Embed]
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4 [Embed]
>Black Man From the Hood Supports Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvCOyQZ8u8w [Embed]
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Drumpf is a nazi.
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>>74075201
First for MAGA
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MAGA
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>Donald DRUMPF
>candidate of international ANGLOISM

pick both
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>>74075233
And Muhammad loves dick
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>>74075233
>>74075481
Shills and degenerates in full force this day
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>>74075481
He's half German and half Scottish. Hardly an Anglo.
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MAKE DONALD DRUMPF AGAIN!

*Nu-male heavy breathing intensifies*
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>>74077103
Make John Oliver's teeth great again!
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GO MEME MACHINE
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>>74077103
LOL DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!
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>>74077649
Wouldn't that be the other way around? Wouldn't Donald Trump be John Miller's Tyler Durden?
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https://secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?wCKOukb

Get ready to laugh.

And no, they don't check email or IP.
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>>74078068
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>>74077188
Make John Oliver's teeth teeth again
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>>74078068
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>>74078334
>New from Aardman Animations, Wallis and Futuna
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>>74077103

This guy looks like he's one bad day away from a complete breakdown.
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SHE IS POOING HERSELF, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED
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>>74078068

Ah poisoning a shitty poll. Good jorb senpai. If they try to use it on Trump just point out all the bullshit signatures
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>>74078511

CROOKED INCONTINENT HILLARY
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Reminder Drumpf is clearly a liar, look at how he denied John Miller being an alias. Trump has been stumped
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>***NEW*** Blink 1488 - Saddam's Song ***NEW***
https://youtu.be/CuzpFMWReZw

>Drumpf Man (Brave Oliver)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU

>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again? (Unofficial Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s

>Trump and Bernie Meet Face to Face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHjLRMlyjw

>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

>Hillary Says America Has Never Stopped Being Great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqHPt8f_NuY

>Donald Trump Sings "The Snake" with Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPY6LYkdQg
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AWOOO~~OOO
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>this war on reddit between hillary fags and bernie fags

This is about to get interesting
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>>74078511
even india wouldn't elect her
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>>74078588
Can you prove it's him?
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>>74075201
2016 presidential debate
>sanders vs trump
>sanders bellows "the primary issue affecting this country is white privilege, white people must be forced to pay reparations for slavery"
>cnn faggots agree in the commentary
>he goes on to say climate change is worse than terrorism
>that guy al gore jumps up and claps his hands in the audience
>Donald J Trump opens "America is being betrayed, Sanders is a cuck, and the mexicans are raping everybody"
>He calls out el chapo who is in chains onto the stage
>takes out gun marked with "make america great again" in gold
>el chapo starts sobbing "please senor trump"
>gets blown into next week
>audience goes wild
>trump elected
>sanders ends up in an alley raped by blm protestors
>hillary in prison
>america made great again
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>>74078588
https://twitter.com/Nero/status/731663177335877634
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Is the thread slow because everyone's still shitposting the petition?
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>>74078595
We all knew Democrats would have a civil war over Bernie since Clinton is still as unelectable today as she was when she ran against Obama

California is confirmed to be the deciding state now, at least for democrat side of things.
Remember: it's called Commiefornia for a reason, so I'm predicting bernie will get more votes, but will summirarily have his delegates stolen and redistributed to Clinton like a Democrat Colorado, where Clinton is in the role of Rato and says "dems the rules, bernie"
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AWOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT
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https://secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?pv=317&rc=fb
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>>74078924
I'm busy reading the Democratic schism on reddit
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Yeb is high energy today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
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>>74078960
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Think about it:

Hillary does "well" when she's debating policies with other politicians

She does horribly when she has to confront normal people on the campaign trail.

Trump will debate her like the ultimate normal citizen and she will crumble.
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>>74078960

the ones signing with "slavery is practiced in this country" are 10/10
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Morning /tg/ any happenings today?
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TrumpGen really is dead. Trump needs to get back to rallying !
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Jew York Times going ALL OUT. Entire front page.
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>>74079044
>someone is doing the raping
>not Mexico
disappointing 2bh
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>>74078734
Sanders wont be at the general election debate. And this is reddit tier greentext.
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>>74079044
>Qings
eh
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>>74078964
Give us the highlights!
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>>74079022
>>74079022
>>74079022
>>74079022

SERIOUSLY? HAHAHA
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>>74079137
Why do they think this is a story? Hes been very forward about his sex life.
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>>74079137
>he has long fixated on and evaluated women's looks, associates say
THE MONSTER
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Stole this from leddit, 10/10
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>>74079101
did you see the shitshow at the nevada democratic convention?
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>>74079137
Nice address, Mike.

>>74078964
The Bernout delusion is real
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>>74079104
You should have been here last night during Clinton's Nevada bullshit. Shit was amazing.
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>>74079137
Oh fug we lost the hambeast vote :--DDD
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It's so evident and clear how the media, celebrities, famous youtubers are against Trump. It's as if they're all paid to hate on him for no reason at all. It's quite scary what will become of the USA if we continue to allow these media puppets who depend on us for their income to run the show.
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>>74079247

the Bernies are E X T R E M E L Y Salty about it. The Bernie Groups on Reddit are getting out the pitchforks
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>>74079266
Well, fug.
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>>74079247
Nope just got outta bed. Mind filling me in? (I have rare magas)
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>>74079074
>she won't be able to cut it short like her "speeches"
>she'll have to rely on whatever news outlet is holdin the debate to cut to commercial
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>>74079137

He appreciates beautiful women like most men, and has helped many women in poverty countries become famous.

Such a news story.
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>>74079137
>Mike
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>>74079215
they think yelling "muh soggy knees" will work THIS time.
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>>74079309
I love watching Bernie voters get more and more angry at Hillary. Bernie is probably the best thing that could've happened for Trump.
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>>74079137
>gould

JEW ALERT
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>>74079201
On mobile in bed so non ss, but it's mainly people saying they'll vote trump, green, libertarian, or stay home, and Hillary shills in massive damage control
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>>74079137
how you want your pizzas fampai?
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>>74079229
sheeeeeeet
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>>74079137
Hi, Mike.
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>>74079074
>Hillary does "well" when she's debating policies with other politicians
I think that if you put Christie or Cruz on the stage with her she'd melt like the Wicked Witch.
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>>74079137
Reuploaded without self-dox because I'm an idiot.
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Well it was fun while it lasted, I am now a Cruz Missile
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>>74079335
TL;DR version: Shillary rigged the fuck out of it and the bernouts are furious.
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>>74079531
I've already hacked you
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>>74079137
You are aware 4chanX means deleted posts still show, cmon Mike
>>74079531
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Why are Hillary supporters so violent? Will she disavow?
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>>74079457
Oh and the general retort is "But you'll help Trump win!" And people saying "As long as she loses, I don't care"
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>>74079531
You do know there are archives, right?
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>>74079459
Nice looking place.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4jgf98/why_is_everyone_afraid_to_move_past_peaceful/
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>>74075233
Stfu ahmed
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>>74079500
>>74079421
>>74079395
Not mine, but I do know him.

>>74079459
Pepperoni, please.
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>>74079531
guys dont hack into this fellow centipede's mainframe
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>>74079531
You know dozens of websites archive 4chan.
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>>74079457
Aww, well be comfy than anon.

1 quick questions though: What ratio of them would you say are "vote Trump" vs. "vote someone else but not Hillary"

>>74079569
That was going to be my second question, thanks!
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>>74079137
GOOD JOB SHOWING YOUR ADDRESS ON 4CHAN NEWFAG.

HAHAHAHAH GOOD LUCK YOU'LL GET RANDOM SHIT FROM RETARDS
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>>74079367
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>>74079137
I read that story last night, man. It was a total non-story. They interviewed as many people that met him throughout his life and couldn't find anything. The worst thing he said was to a couple of employees that they were fat. One of them took offense and other one said that he was encouraging her to lose weight.
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>>74079137
>subscribing to NYT
Come on, you should know better, Mikey.
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>daily endeavor
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>>74079636
>centipede
Yeah he's totally getting hacked now. Fuck you and your reddit meme
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>>74077103
Current Year
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>>74079137

Liberals can't stand alpha males. They are anathema to their existence.
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M A G A
A
G
A
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>>74079558
Oh fun, march of criminal hill when?
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>>74079335
Hillary basically stole NV Democratic Caucus right in front of about 2000 people with phone cameras and bernouts in the building were not pleased.

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/279930-nevada-dem-convention-devolves-into-chaos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqGvsu44Ec
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>>74079614
Fucking commies.
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>>74079652
About 1:6 but either is a boon
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https://secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?wCKOukb get in here lads
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>>74079692
it started here
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>>74079614
They're already violent. That nigga's not payin attention
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>>74079367
So whatever debates Trump and Shillary hold will in part be a battle of whether the media wants to shill for hill as they've already been given shekels to do, or whether they'll succumb to their instincts and cover Trump for more shekels.

I think it will be the latter.
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>>74079629
I've hacked your friend into the pentagon. No need to thank me.
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>>74078588
Thank you for correcting the record
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>>74079664
Fugged up on the hair..
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>>74079777
Lucky trips. It also died here.
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>>74079765
That was 2 million when we found it. Thats 2000 shitposts.
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>>74079858
No, it died on Reddit because they fucking kill everything.
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>>74079664
Not him, obviously, but that's some S Rank work. Nice job.
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>>74079765
STOP IT YOU GUYS I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THIS IS A SERIOUS THING
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>Carson: Palin is being considered for VP

JUST
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>>74079908
>>74079843
I fixed the hair here, im pretty bad at this...
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>>74079765
>after i poo in the portopotty, the puerto rico
Fuck
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>>74079746
Should be an exciting week.
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>>74079741
Soon, hopefully.
We KNOW she's going to rig the fuck out of the DNC.
Don't be surprised if there's a bernie chimpout.
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>>74079459
Pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, and anchovy.

Just the pepperoni and sausage if it's too much.
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>>74079907
Agreed.
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The comments on this video are, as the chocolate faces say, lit.

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqGvsu44Ec
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BUILD THAT WALL
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Jehovah witness or Muslins, what you want 444 mike?
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>>74079938
Anyone mentioned as being considered for VP won't be. Trump wants to build up as much suspense as possible.
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>>74079765
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>>74079938
I don't see any reason other than meme reasons - and those are important - why Sarah Palin would actually be a bad VP.
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>>74079614
I can't wait for the DNC.
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>>74078964
where's the best place to read it? I'm not familiar with the hip and happening subreddits
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>>74080035
This is nice. We are so blessed this year.

PRAISE HIM
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>>74079614
I wouldn't be shocked at all if some raging autist who dumped thousands in the Sanders campaign decided to go postal at the DNC
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>>74079137

Self Doxxed!
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>>74078925

I dunno, California went Hillary when she was against Obama.
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>>74080226
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4jf52r/bernie_sanders_supporters_proclaim_neverhillary/
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Does anyone have a png map of all the lionsguard edits? Gotta work on them PS skills.
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>>74080226
Most of it is going on on the Sanders board.
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>>74080235

But the donations are only like $27 :^)
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>>74080235
and nothing of value was lost
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>>74080133
1968 repeat!
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>>74080133
The DNC is in Philadelphia this year, it's gonna be nuts.
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Lesson on OPSEC, don't want you bombed by mohammed
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>>74080274
>>74080293
thx m8s
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>>74080035
can't wait until the shitstorm when bernie turns around and campaigns for her
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>>74079938
He's trolling dude.
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>>74080233
Well, you got dubs, not sevens like me.
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>>74079765

kek you guys are such assholes it's wonderful
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>>74080035
that would be a good shilling tactic don't you think?
Pretend you are a hilldog or dem whatever and shit on every bernigger you meet
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>>74077686
I'll be honest he looks a lot better with facial hair
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>>74078925
There's way too many boomer housewives, blacks, and old money for the state to go Bernie.
Sure he'll have some support among future Gender Studies graduates and burnout hippies, but the aforementioned group vastly outnumbers them.
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>>74080472
He already might as well be
>Forget about the damn e-mails!
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Guys, I'm starting to think Clinton is a Trump plant.
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>>74080425
>Old chan would have had you SWATted
>new chan introduces you to the love and charity of Jesus Christ our lord and savior
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>>74075201
Someone needs to make an inspirational Trump vid with this music

https://youtu.be/pK-xsvpmifo
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>>74080613
>Trump gives a huge donation to the Clinton foundation after he wins in November
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>>74080614
He is on Trump side. No harm, just a lesson
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>>74080613
This humble gentile is starting to agree
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>>74080233
PRAISE KEK
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>>74080693
See if you can send Mormons at the same time.
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>>74080233

Praise him.
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>>74078334
Kek
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https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4je24l/screw_it_i_just_maxed_out_95463_give_em_hell/
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>>74079614B
These faggots just reinvent history, NoI and the Black Panthers weren't there as a fucking back up to MLK, they actively disagreed on several issues, NoI was a fucking separatist movement that wanted blacks to go back to Africa.

This disenfranchised nu-male calling for violence needs to read up on his Civil Rights history. Can't believe the people that will call us racist are this uninformed.
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>AT THE WHITEHOUSE
>hundreds of people gathered, news everywhere
>a bently limo a mile long smashs the front gatw
>collective gasp
>based Farage steps out, walks around to the other side and opens the door
>Out steps Putin, Trump
>SJW's go ape and charge the barricades
>putin rips his shirt off which summons an army of russian grizzlys
>Trump watchs, "I love bears, bears are great animals, wonderful animals"
>The trio regathers and begins a power walk towards the whitehouse
>Trump in the lead with a powerful stride
>Putin and Farage slightly behind him to his right and left
>its like slow motion as the camera shutters flash
>Trump fixes his bowtie midwalk
>walking straight down the hall of the whitehouse
>trump points to the door of the oval office
>Farage kicks it open
>Obama inside sucking bibis dick
>Putin takes the lead, punches Bibi out and then grabs Obama by the collar and slams him across the room
>Obama skids across the ground stopping right infront of Trump
>he leans down, picks up obamas head by the chin
>Your fired.
>Farage with his grin grabs obama by the ankles and drags him to the center the room
>Putin hands out the baseball bats as Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta starts playing
>the power trio all share a glance and a grin
>start wailing on Obama
>DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA
>A REAL GANGSTA ASS NIGGA PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
>A REAL GANGSTA ASS NIGGA NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH CUZ REAL GANGSTA ASS NIGGAS DONT START FIGHTS
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>>74080803
kek
done
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>>74075201

If Donald Trump is Big Boss who is everyone else?
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>>74075201
>>74075201
TILA GOT BANNED AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP BANNING HER TWITTER
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>>74080996
Dolan Dogs
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>>74080996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAHk0g-Nfk
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>>74080963
10/10 would read again
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>>74080304
>The nomination surprised all, as the eventual Democratic presidential nominee, Vice President Hubert Humphrey hadn't won any primaries or been on the ballot previously
>the Democrats lost in 1968
Oh shit.

>>74080397
Both conventions are going to be fun. In different ways, but still.
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>>74080893

That's funny and pretty obvious to people who've read it or seen the movie. Bateman had an obsession with Donald Trump. In the book, I think he even had a photo of him hanging in his apartment. He frequently would say like "Is that Donald Trump's car?" or "Is that Ivana Trump?"
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>>74080893
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>>74080963
kek
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>>74081163
Pretty sure he lived in Trump Tower.
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>gee hill shills, how do we ease the bernouts pain?
>I know, let's call them divisive progressive shitheads for trying to stick to their principles
>GENIUS
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>>74080674

>Not this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wppq0da1Bjc
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Australia stands out
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Has Bernie ruled out being Clintons VP? That'd make it pretty difficult for Trump.
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>>74081406
I'm still fucking amazed she pulled this shit. She didn't even NEED Nevada votes!
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>>74080975
Lulz
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May someone pshop Megyn and Trump's face on this? I don't have the exploitables
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>>74081453
that movie was the shit when I was 12

>WELCOME TO THE ROCK
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I want Sanders to acknowledge this or release a statement or something, it'd really start a fire.

>>74081492
Neither of the two wants the other.
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the game
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>>74081586
>lost
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tfw r/the_donald just got an SJW moderator
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>>74081586
>Roger Stone speaking today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY1AgMXXY_Q
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>>74081492
Won't work. His base thinks hilary is the devil. They would feel betrayed and would not be eager to vote that ticket.
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someone shop a red MAGA hat on my waifu pls
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>>74080944
>/www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4je24l/screw_it_i_just_maxed_out_95463_give_em_hell/
Lol @ at these retarded college kids wasting all their money on Bernie hoping he'll wipe out their debt.
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>>74080073
>St. Vincent and the Grenadines
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>>74081569
Won't be surprised if he doesn't, at the end of the day he is still a tool for dems
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>>74079614
>home of the revolutions

Just the one.
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>>74081662
They're our colony. Consider it our Sepoy Rebellion.
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>>74081254

Yep, with Tom Cruise as his neighbor, who he was also obsessed with.
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>>74081669
Bernie supporters can justify anything. They'll say he can keep her in check if he's VP or some bullshit. They are not reasonable people.
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Trump should just tweet "I told you it's a crooked system folks! I love democracy!"


It would drive dems absolutely livid and feral.
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>>74081662
They've outlasted their usefulness and have become a detriment. This is a favorable turn of events.
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>>74081756
They just put a chick in charge of moderating who has declared she will crack down heavily on "hate speech". The bans are flowing like water

Combine that with r/the_european getting shut down, the reddit colony is done
If you notice a lot of normies around here in the next few weeks, you'll know why
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>>74081683
>We're not talking about children here. We're talking about full-grown adults who are allowed to make their own decisions in life.
>typical_bern_victim.jpg
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>>74081662
who care
r/politics is redpilled

that's all that matters at this point
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>>74081453
Inferior in every way

It's not TRiUMPhant like the other
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>>74078925
The state won't flip to Bernie unless her unfavorable ratings start shooting up again. There are enough minorities there and mom's that the state is hers. Sanders still isn't win the black or Latino vote no matter how many times he tries sucking their COCKS.
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>>74081586
>>74081846
>LEL THE GAME GUYS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I want the plebfugees to leave
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>>74081973
>any reddit
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>>74081945
That's the scary part. They're adults who are still supported by their cunt parents. They're still mentally 12.
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>>74078068
Ha
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Someone tell me about the outside funding and him not wanting the security plans he talked about (the wall, muslims, etc.) And also, whats this about the tax plan? What happened to the policies he set forth before?
Please counter the MSM, I need to know.
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>>74079074
She doesn't even do well with policies. During the Dem debates where everything was softball questions and it was all mostly policy she met her match in a commie who's only scrap of rhetoric was "muh ebil 1%". She'll get crushed unless Trump totally has no prep whatsoever for the new format.
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>>74081909
I do love when Reddit self destructs, but I do hate the floods here.
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>>74082074
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>>74081945
Jesus Christ. I saw that interview. When can we start making these people atrocitied?
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>>74082071
>Canada
>hot
What is this? Have I been epically rused for my entire life, or was Al Gore right?
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>>74079741
WHO IS THIS GIRL??!!?!
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>>74082012
>an ancient 4chan meme now means you are from reddit
Fuck off newfag
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>>74082150
Trump's entire debate strategy seemed to be to go in with no prep whatsoever. Can't even rightfully say it's bad because it still worked.
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>>74082211
>half the country on fire
>is it hot
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>>74080613
Found it!
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>>74082214
Wish i knew, just a random that needed to be on the Trump Train.
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>>74082214
>girl
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when Trump win, he will help Bolsonaro make south america great again?
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Fresh off the presses! Rare MAGA Maids!
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>>74082272
Right, I forgot about that.
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>>74082343
>he thinks that isn't a girl
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>>74079938
Everyone and there grandma knows Palin would just fuck everything up. Although it would be a perfect guarantee against assassination.
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>>74080613
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>>74082250
>an ancient 4chan meme that died years ago means you're from jewddit
Yes, yes, it does. Now go back.
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>>74082420
Her name is literally in the picture...
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>>74082085
>funding
The GE is expected to cost 1bil+ that's either 1/4 or 1/10 of his wealth depending on who you believe. It's not financially plausible to go at it alone

>wall ect.
All lies, he said he would allow Muslim diplomats so the MSM says he is flip flopping

>tax
He said he might make the cut the rich get be less than originally proposed. That's it, more MSM manipulation
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>>74082420
>name right above trump
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>>74082214
a bit of sleuthing later
http://www.maxmodels.pl/modelka-kamillap.html
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>>74082457
Hope u got 10 bux nigger
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>>74082250
>a dead meme means you're from Reddit
Well, uh, yeah...
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http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/19/pat-buchanan-even-if-trump-wins-the-west-is-doomed/
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>>74082254

It was incredibly risky though and honestly hurt more than it helped at times. Trump wisely didn't want to commit to anything so early, but he can't do that in the fall. You know the Fox debate was no good for him, rigged or not.
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>>74082516
>she's a pole
what
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>>74082528
Saying nigger won't make you fit in. Nigger.

Now go back.
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>>74082254
I heard the general debates won't have an audience or a big crowd?

If so, that could hurt trump since he plays off them so much
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hahahaha
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>>74082447
>he can't tell that I'm fucking memeing
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>>74082647
>implying I'm from leddit
>not just you being a false flagging redditer trying to take heat off yourslef
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>>74082254
Trump was prepped for the last debate, and it worked great. I'm not worried.
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>>74081909
Oppression is the fastest redpill.
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>>74082668
There will be plenty of viewers. It'll be the beatdown of the century and nobody will miss it.
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>>74082516
You are a scholar and a gentleman.
Upboated kind sir.
(You received 12 months of Reddit Gold from this user)
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>>74082647
>newfag becomes comfortable in his sub 5 year service to KEK and begins calling others outsiders
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Happening at Manchester United global ball game
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>Good Golly Miss - Mali
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>>74082696
>a single evangelical voting Clinton

is too much
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>>74082747
>he's this assmad about being called a redditfag
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>>74082817
Elaborate
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Check 'em.
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>>74082732
>he can't get I'm reverse memeing
step up your game
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Turns out Brian Lee Henderson is a foot fag.
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