Mosed based ancient warriors?
I say Samurai.
>Didn't accept outsiders
>Samurai armor was badass
>Fearless
>Honor always came first
>Experts in many different weapons
>The Katana was one of the best swords of the time
>>74070977
autists will go on to tell us how shitty the katana was now.
thanks faggot.
Remember the old adage:
"The Jews fear the samurai."
>>74070977
>katana
>good
It was best in the region simply because their iron was shit so they had to make it like it was
If they weren't on a island they'd be shrekt a long time ago
>>74070977
please stop
>>74070977
weeb
>>74070977
End your existance weeb.
>>74070977
I tip my fedora to you good sir.
>>74070977
>armour was good
>Katana was good
They're both shit. The honour thing is legit, they had an amazing culture, and they were incredible swordsmen, but their smithing was objectively shit compared to europeans. Their armour couldn't stop my erect cock and their swords were an autistic attempt to make shitty metal really sharp to compensate for how shit it was.
My vote is for Greek hoplite
>>74071019
Katana itself wasn't bad. Japanese iron ore is bad.
>>74070977
A greek spartan would destroy a samurai.
>>74071054
>Iron is better than steel
You're retarded bro.
>>74071019
which is fair enough since only autists liked it to begin with
>>74070977
>Didn't accept outsiders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign-born_samurai_in_Japan
>>74070977
dumb weeb
>no Spartans
if you dont say Spartans youre a certified autist.
>>74070977
The Samurai are best understood in the context that the Japanese jumped from being a Medieval society to a Modern one in less than one century. They have an unusually romanticized view of their own warrior class.
However, while certainly based, if you compare them to contemporaries like the Polish Winged Hussars, they're actually about par for the course.
>>74071198
The Katana=shit thing is sort of a stereotype borne of people reacting to katana-fetishism, and also a lot of GIs bringing back genuinely garbage Katanas from WWII.
Contemporary European sources speak highly of the Japanese and their swords, though they don't treat them like objects of worship. The Portuguese in particular actually fought a bunch of Samurai at a few points, and defeated them handily except for one time when they were grossly outnumbered and blew their own ship up to avoid it being captured. They thought the Katana was cool, but they preferred the sidesword and buckler.
For some reason shields and whatnot never really took off in Japan.
>>74070977
>Mosed
>>74070977
Samurai were a bunch of faggots who never conquered shit. Conquistidors are the credited response. 400 of your bros wander in a jungle, find a multi million size empire, attaq it and win. Alpha.
>>74070977
WEEB COMMIT SEDOKU
/pol/ fear the samurai
To think when I was growing up Samurai were the fucking shit and these days they are laughably retarded against any other warrior of that time period.
>>74070977
>ancient warriors
>ancient
Clearly not Samurai then.
>>74070977
Longsword fragmentatizes a Katana.
Knights > Samurai
>>74071411
>spartans
>got BTFO by 150 gay couples
JUST
>>74071433
This. Cortez was based as fuck. Also most mesoamerican civilisations deserved to be eradicated.
>>74070977
>>74071054
Samurai swords are shit when up against other swords because they're amazingly fragile.
Most sword fights between samurais aren't as they're depicted by jewywood; most fights would end in a standoff with one showing more aggression by stance and vocal 'growls'.
If either samurai felt the other had a stronger presence and ability they would back off, sheathe their sword and bow seeking for mercy.
Very rarely would there be any actual combat and it would be nothing more than two or three calculated strikes.
The odds of them parrying an attack would be rarer still; have you ever had to re-sharpen a damaged samurai sword?
It's a shit job and takes a lot of effort.
As soon as a samurai sword is damaged the samurai has to fuck off to a swordsmith in the hope that he can get it repaired or bite the bullet and get it replaced.
If a broadsword were to clash with a katana the katana would literally get bent.
Much like your thread.
>>74070977
The whole "folding metal" shit is a meme, the celts were doing it from 3rd century BC; the Japanese became complacent with their katanas so never evolved their sword making skills like Europeans.
Not to mention the most commonly used weapon on the field was the Yari, Katanas were literally just for backup if your spear broke.
Are japs the overall most based society ever?
>beat the mongols
>fight on the right side of WW2
>civilization has persisted for thousands of years
>only country to survive getting nuked... Twice
>one of the only first world nations to remain uncucked by shitskins
>give no fucks about political correctness
>immune to the kikes
>"Jew fears the Samurai"
>literally outjew the jews in the American 2016 election through a meme magic imageboard
That last one is even sneakier than pearl harbor was because it wasn't even allowed to happen
As wierd as they currently are, they are building up their military again and idk if I would be mad at them conquering the world. They seem way better than muslims, jews, nigs, slavs, eurocucks, chinks, and beaners.
>Inb4 birthrate
In an age of overpopulation, they are the only nation to stop shitting out too many babies while simultaneously not taking in migrants to leech and cuck their nation
>>74070977
That's a cool armor design. You don't see a lot of swordsmen in full armor in Japanese media though, it's always light robes or kimono.
Bit of a waste I think.
>>74070977
>Samurai
>Honorable
>Practiced Seppuku
Suicide is the ultimate act of the coward, instead of facing the music, they killed themselves because they didn't have the strength or the fortitude with withstand social pressure.
>Mosed based ancient warriors?
Although not exactly ancient, I would argue the Janissary.
>>74071567
So mm eone just needs to cap this post so we can nip any katana threads in the bud straight away
>>74071490
/pol/ respect the samurai if he can start masculinizing his men in the next decade.
The world needs an uncucked hero, and Japans time is coming
>>74071271
He didn't even say that you fat piece of shit
>>74070977
>Katana had to be folded hndreds of time just because of shitty iron ore
>good
Yeah sure mate ill take a 15th century broadsword or longsword over a katana any day
Armor was badass though indeed
>>74071638
>Suicide is the ultimate act of the coward
Not really, it shows maximum loyalty and prevents the other side from torturing and revealing secrets.
It's retarded if you have to do it when your master dies though.
>>74070977
Romans were Based as fuck
>conquered most of Europe
>battle tactics and formations far more advanced than any of their opposition
>gladitorial combat was a sport
>if your people were invaded by the Romans, you could join them and serve in the army for about 30 years, then retire as a Roman citizen with your own land
>Roman Steel>>>Weaboo iron
>Roman Gladii>>>>>>>>>>>>>Weaboo Katanas
>>74070977
Fucking kek!
Not even close
VAE VICTIS
>>74071626
The Japanese are okay. It's the White and Black (american) fucking weebs that go "Oh you filthy gaijin Japan is the best country ever!" that are autistic.
>>74071800
>Armor was badass though indeed
Not really, it looks intimidating but contremporary european armors were way better protection-wise
Most badass warriors :
French gendarmes ,just thinking of a charge of those badasses in heavy armor would make anyone shit their pants
All these people calling him a weeb like it's a bad thing.
Reconsider whether or not you belong here.
>>74071902
This
Rome was at the forefront of military tech for almost a thousand years. They adapted to beat every enemy they encountered.
They also were lucky enough to have some of the greatest military minds. See: Julius Caesar, Scipio Africanus, Gaius Marius, Trajan, ect.
Honorable mention is the Teutonic Order. By far the most badass of the crusader knights.
>>74071994
Maybe I would shit myself if they weren't charging in the opposite direction all the time
>>74071800
>wood armor
>good
pick one fampie, Romans and even celts had better armour 1000+ years before
>>74071902
>>74071921
>A bunch of faggots who stole all their culture from Greece
>Best
Wew lad
>samurai
>ancient
pick one faggot
They were around about early medieval times and stayed till about the late 1800s.
Either name some military from pre-B.C. or shut your fucking mouth
>>74071921
That is a really nice piece of artwork. I've seen it a few times but if you actually look at it you realize how good it is.
>>74071902
Yeah, this guy's got it right
>>74072047
Speak up I cant hear you over the sound of greatness
>>74072043
I'd walk up to that armor expecting cryptic Souls style NPC dialogue.
>>74072043
Can you read my burger friend ? i said "badass" I didnt say it was good.
>Its another Katana/weeabo hate thread
I bet you all watch Filthy Frank and think your humor is superior.
>>74072013
>he's unironically a weeb
>he thinks he doesn't deserve to be made fun of for being a faggot
>>74072036
>Scipio Africanus
WE
>>74070977
>the katana was one of the best swords
Not another one of these weaboos...
It was the wors sword.
>too thick to cut through armor
>too short to be a two-handed sword
>too heavy to be an arming sword
>too soft to do anything against european steel
It was also forged through a method which the europeans mastered centuries before.
And """"samurais"""" didn't use it that much either, because they knew it was shit and only kept it as a secondary weapon. What they actually used was the naginata(spelling), but I don't expect a weaboo like you to know that.
>>74072224
fuck off weeb you belong in a camp
Don't mind me, just posting the best formation until firearms became OP
>>74072224
I bet you polish your katana while watching anime and think you're 'enlightened'
>>74070977
Add to that list
>Proof that practising homosex doesn't make you a faggot
>>74072294
Only on stable ground with cavalry and flank support. Get flanked or fight on unstable ground? You die.
>>74072294
1 samurai would win against them all
>>74071828
>It's retarded if you have to do it when your master dies though
Think of it this way; no surprise uprisings.
If you defeat the Lord of another province you want to be sure that there will be no dissident uprisings.
The samurai were held not just to a strict code of honour but of loyalty as well. They were deeply loyal to their lord and would do whatever they could to serve their duty.
If their Lord were to die to another Lord they would continue to do their best to serve him. The conquering Lord would know of this loyalty, as from his won men, and would expect retaliatory action so the conquerer would order the act of Sepuko from the remaining enemy loyalists.
>>74071966
I personally can't stand the wierder parts of their culture but for just a small island off the coast of china they are pretty impressive throughout history and will outlast all white societies if Trump loses
Luckily nothing can stop the god emperor but pic related
>>74071271
>autism
>>74072116
It is nice
I wish we could have a Romaboo general on /pol/ sometime without it being shitposted to death
>>74072255
Nigga Scipio was white, pic related
>>74072291
>>74072306
Woah guys! I love Pink guy too! Haha lol XD
>>74071800
Their swords were way better than their armor. Their armor was the problem.
>le shitty iron meme
The swords were still amazing. Nothing they can really do about having bad iron ore.
The swords were engineered awesomely. A longsword is shit in comparison. The swords weren't designed to smack against heavy armor because there was no heavy armor.
>>74072383
>There are people posting on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who unironically beleive this
The fuck do you think a samurai would do? Run at them, teleport through them all and stand in a pose while they collapse to the ground?
>>74071994
>French
>Making anyone shit their pants
Kek
>>74072294
>implying the Spears weren't held overhand
>>74071421
Shields are for faggots with no honor, but seriously do you realize how long a shield can draw out combat.
>>74072254
I'll tell you what mate: Japan is far less cuckes than the West.
How many Syrian refugees do you think they are taking in?
Oh and if you're not a weeb you don't belong here. Go back to r3ddit.
But we both know you're just trying to bait your fellow weebs sempai.
>>74071019
See >>74071230
Japanese ore was piss. That's why it was folded so much. Yeah the blade was sharp but it was brittle. Making contact with other blades damaged it.
>>74072535
>amazing
>Samurais themself choose it a secondary weapon because in real battle it was next to useless
>amazing
The Nizari Ismailis
First people to invent asymmetric warfare. Changed the entire history of waging war, especially political war.
>>74072367
They were faggots who got wrekted hard by homophobic Americans, first Shitlord Perry then ShitCommander MacArthur
jews fear the samurai
>>74070977
>based ancient warriors
>no tercios
Make way for the most efficient infantry the world ever saw, able to hold together a falling empire throughout 2 centuries in the war against heretics and pagans
>>74072664
>>Samurais themself choose it a secondary weapon because in real battle it was next to useless
You're full of shit man
>>74072390
From the leading and ruling class' side and prevention of uprising I agree. From the individual Samurai side I disagree, they could be send under the rulership of another samurai leader
>>74072036
Posting more stylish Teutons
>>74072595
>Japan isn't cucked
>so I'll be a cuck fag weaboo and bring shame along my own culture!
I bet your trench coat and Fedora go really well with the Katana you got from amazon
>>74072717
Fuck me that's a beautiful painting. Makes me weep to think of what passes as art these days.
Winged hussars
>>74072719
Well, a spear and bow are far more useful as weapons of war
Their love for the sword only really came about when war was waning; kinda like how police love pistols, even though they're also shit for actual war (compared to rifles).
>>74072639
>the blade was sharp but it was brittle
Absolutely. Sure, a japanese katana can slice pretty well but if you leant it against a wall and kicked it, it would snap in two.
every weeb posting here assumes sharpest=best without considering how it would fare in combat against another person with the same or a better sword.
These threads are always full of autism. Katanas aren't the wonder weapons that weebs make them out to be but they aren't bad swords. A lot of people feel a compulsion so shit on the katana just to spite the weebs, but they're not as terrible as the anti weebs say either. They're pretty good, not fantastic but good.
>>74072719
Its true, main weapon was bow
In fact was shame if good at sword because good warrior no need
>>74072876
The point of pistols was originally as a cavalry weapon. Basically you rode your horse right up to the dudes and blasted them point blank
>>74072804
>>74072770
>he buys his katanas from Amazon
Pleb
>>74072971
If you faggots loved bows so much, why didn't you ever figure out how to make a shield?
>>74070977
>didn't accept outsiders
>let gaijins become samurai on several occasions
>>74072876
>>74072971
No, that's retarded. Of course they used ranged weapons when they could. They didn't prefer another close combat weapon. The katana was the single combat weapon of choice.
>>74073062
It was the spear
Ironically, it was the same in Europe too.
>>74073164
It's not "ironic" it's basic warfare. It's like saying tanks are shit because they're useless at sea.
>>74072804
artists in Spain arent that cucked, if you search good enough you find something decent
>>74073051
You can't use a shield when you're using a bow, anon.
They had body armor to help stop arrow wounds. Though even then, arrow wounds were the most common cause of injury and death then; it was also the same in Europe.
you guys need sort this things in a sword's fight to death
So literally a knight?
Like all the noble classes are carbon copies of each other, samurai, knights and shit.
>>74072759
I've got your back neggro
>>74073269
Is that by dalmau?
He's basically the only modern painter who gives a rat's ass about history
Cowardly peasant cutters.
>>74072506
>>74073337
>You can't use a shield when you're using a bow, anon.
>>74070977
they're as good as the romanticized knights in Europe.
>>74073487
this one makes me feel sad for some reason
>>74070977
Not so ancient but still based, Napoleon's elite, la Vieille Garde (the one true Imperial Guard)
>>74073487
>tfw when you can only paint one face no matter how hard you try to diversify
>>74073516
Thats a shield used to deflect some close combat strikes it is completly useless as protection agains arrows or bolts
>>74073527
>>74073487
I like this style a lot. Makes history look like good low fantasy stuff.
>>74072592
>Real life is Dark Souls.
>>74070977
>Weeb
SALVE REGINA! CALL THE POPE!
Samurai swords can literally cut through tanks like butter.
They are the ultimate weapon.
>>74072961
This. First the weebs spread the retarded idea that katanas were some sort of magical super swords that could cut through anything, but now the anti-weebs spread the equally retarded idea that katanas were utter shit weapons that couldn't do anything.
The perspective has changed, but the conclusions are still wrong.
In reality a katana was relatively normal compared to other types of sword. It was less flexible and broke easier compared to the steel swords of high and late medieval Europe, but that high rigidness and relatively heavy weight also meant that they could be used for very powerful cuts and thrusts.
What really made the European process of steelmaking superior was that it could produce high quality blades for relatively low prices. By the high middle ages and onward even regular soldiers in Europe could afford decent swords to go along with the rest of their equipment, whereas katanas in Japan remained a lot more exclusive.
>>74073590
>French
>Badass
Cool story bro
>>74073609
Phalangites used shields about the same size and they seemed to do okay against oriental armies that were often heavily composed of archers and slingers.
>>74070977
>The Katana was one of the best swords of the time
to cut down unarmed peasant yes of course
>>74073453
Cabrera Peña is pretty good too
>>74073623
Fantastic painting but it makes me sad
I wonder what the world would be like if Caesar had survived
>>74073680
>implying the nips would've lasted a week in late medieval european warfare
gooks in rags can't beat swadian knights, m8
>>74070977
>honor always came first
Killing as much civillains as they want is truely honorable.
>>74073768
more random art
Daily reminder that Katanas were such powerful swords that they were even used during WW2. How many European longswords do you think were used during the war?
>>74073816
>>74070977
>Honor
OP confirmed for being a nigger.
>>74073852
how many swords do you see here?
>>74070977
Winged Hussar
>you will never see a glorious high-middle ages charge of armed to the teeth Knights into puny tom cruise height men
>>74071626
>beat the mongols
Yeah, considering only few ships survived the sailing they got lucky, otherwise mongols would raped them.
Now i understand why /his/ was bound to be ruinded.
>2016 year of our Lord not choosing the tactical monkey katana-operator
>>74070977
Objectively Mongol Horse - Archer
>Fast
>Accurate
>Ruthless
>Used Blizt tactics nearly 800 years before German Blitzkrieg
>Conquered all of Asia
>We're able to control a vast land empire with no highways, railways, telegraph lines, or steam engines
>>74073857
I've lost my folder of classical art, fug
>>74073852
you fucking nigger cucboi. knives are so based that we still use them in combat. swords.. youre just gonna get yourself shot
>>74071027
>>74074232
>>74070977
>bersherks
they wore no armor, hence the name.
It's something holy around the process, one believed that one would be taken over by this "spirit" called the bersherksrye.
>went lit mad
>typical warming up by destroying trees and surrounds
>biting shields if even using
>run in first cuz loose control
>supernatural strength and they went non stop without tiring...
>spread fear in the ranks of the enemy when they saw how many they killed and well how mad they were, basically ran in to die and just take as many with them as possible
>march in afterwards with ordinary troops in a "grisspætt" formation and chop them down
It's said that often Bersherks died soreless after battles, died of exhaustion simply blew their bodies. Ref: Eigil Skallagrimson saga, early chapters.
Ordinary people could go bersherk too, it's called bersherker gang... litt meaning something like
>the walk of a bersherk/somebody in only the nightdress/shirt
they also called arabs serks due to dressing.
>bersherks rarely got old
it's obvious a state of mind that they really knew how to use and to provoke
>>74070977
Samurais are completely mythologized, this is what japs called mercenaries and bandits before they were granted land and became feudal lords. Their honor code was invented in poetic literature and had little to do with real life until something like XIX century when ironically japanese feudals indoctrinated peasants with unrealistic warrior code from poetry to make them fight in wars instead of doing it themselves. It's the ultimate broken phone phenomena when utter bullshit in one place gets translated into even more bullshit in another.
>>74071530
That was pretty gay, i wonder if the sacred band of Thebes would rape their defeated enemies, do you have any on that subject Debnts man.
>>74074290
Praetorian Guard or the Varangian Guard
both elite and highly trained
>>74073984
I see the one sword used by an english faggot during ww2, which he inherited from his daddy just like he did with his military rank.
>>74074329
>>74074307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBUGQkpk3RE
>>74074089
that sword guy does look bretty cool
Samurai swords are perhaps the most visually appealing (aesthetic) weapons ever.
>>74074232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhfFBbVtFg
>>74074341
Praetorians were glorified royal guards, it was later a retirement position for legionaries. They hardly ever saw combat.
>>74073768
It's pretty interesting to think about. If anyone could have conquered the Parthians back then it was him, but I imagine while he was away campaigning that there were would have been a rebellion of some kind.
It's probably for the best that he died when he did because it allowed for Octavian to assert himself as one of Rome's greatest men. Caesar was not a particularly good civil leader.
>>74073694
I always laugh at how extremely racist the crowd is who plays "mount and blade napoleon ice war"
>>74074422
>Caesar was not a particularly good civil leader
Are you fucking kidding?
Is this a joke?
>>74070977
No shield, no weapons effective against armored opponents
>>74074370
>>74072570
What reason do you have for thinking spears were held overarm?
>>74071828
So says the country that can't win a single fucking war.
>not recognizing the unmatched superiority of the abo warrior master race
You people are so stupid it hurts.
>>74074517
>>74071828
Suicide gets you a one way ticket to hell, it is the unforgivable sin.
>>74074553
>>74072759
By the way, horns on teutonic helmets is complete fiction.
>>74070977
is this why nips are so xenophobic? the samurai culture lives on
>>74074592
You're thinking of Vikings senpai.
>>74074591
>>74072570
>Cannot into Pike
>>74074421
not entirely. they followed the emperor while he was on campaign and participated in battles if needed. (they were seen as equals on the field)
the vangarian would be my pick of the two.
>>74074661
Thanks for the dump by the way.
>>74070977
>I say Samurai.
Fucking autistic weeaboo.
>>74074661
Do any dudes here having any pictures of their bare feet that they're willing to share for me to masturbate to?
>>74071263
A roman legionaire in his formation beat the shit out of hoplites.
>>74074751
No worries leafbro
Feel free to join in I'm running out
It was the Mongols. They didnt even have the word for "soldier" or " warrior" in their language. Every man was a warrior in the Mongol culture.
>>74074834
CHING CHONG NIP NONG I FACK SISTERU NAW
>people think old western military and tactics can defeat Japan in a completely different landscape
wew lads
>>74074466
Nigger please. Arguably the fact that he left his inheritance to Octavian, a sickly boy with no military experience of any kind, shows he was not perfect as this decision led to the successive waves of civil war that killed what was left of the Republic. The only reason Octavian didn't get blown the fuck out early on was because of Agrippa, and it really was blind luck that Octavian looked enough like Caesar and was intelligent enough to exploit it.
Then of course there is the fact that he allowed so many of his enemies to live because he wanted to go back to the time of the debates and struggles in the Senate that defined his early career (which was impossible because he had basically done what Sulla had done). This, again, led to civil war as well as his death. He should have been like Sulla and his nephew and proscribed the shit out of his enemies. Now Sulla was an excellent civil leader. Unfortunately he went too far by stripping the tribunes of their power and that meant that all of his good laws and social changes eventually got repealed. Caesar
And then of course there is the shit with Cleopatra where he idled away for months in Egypt when the Republic desperately needed him. Caesar was not a particularly good civil leader. Sulla was the superior man in almost every aspect. It's just a shame he was a massive degenerate too.
The best warrior, at least one of the the best, was a real living hulk.
>Be Eigill Skallagrimson
>earliest icenigger
>rare defect, skelleton grows abnormal and he gets really big
>he was ugly as fuck, his skull could withstand and did multiple axe, sword you name it hits
hit him in the head with an axe, it would stick and he would just growl at you
>also great skald(poet) one of my favorites
>smart and knew runes and galder
nobody fucked with this guy, kings lit pissed their pants when he got angry.
>basically cleared off and drove an entire enemy army on the run, when his brother was killed(He was set to lead a div of anglos against the protest of the nords)
I can go on
Req reading, online author died some 1200 years ago prolly if not before.
>>74074307
Undoubtedly the pirates. They had sex with men and didn't give a fuck and made themselves rich and were rugged and braved the high seas and were fisherman too.
They were sent down from Valhalla to protect us from the warming of the Earth, since we chased them all away global warming has been on the uptick.
>>74072224
pls dont hurt me mister king
>>74074386
>Samurai swords are perhaps the most visually appealing (aesthetic) weapons ever.
Maybe if you have no taste.
>>74070977
>Fucking gook midget alien tyrants who beheaded peasants for giving them the look
Fuck them I say! May their descendants eat raw fish and sleep in drawers for the rest of their miserable lives.
All you fucking weeabos can go suck a bag of dicks and fap to manga.
>>74074998
That's some Vinland Saga shit right there.
>>74072719
It's true autist. I just came back from Japan and in museums there it's shown that the katana wasn't even used that much.
They mainly used the naginata (some sort of spear-sword) and the bow.
>>74074351
>mad jack
>faggot
kill yourself cuck
>>74075307
>Also...
The only reason they existed is because two mongolian fleets got sunked by fucking typhoons.
God must fap to manga as well.
>>74074834
vietnamese were breddy gud as well
>get invaded by filthy imperialsts
>dont give a fuck and send rocket propelled waifus into battle
>>74070977
One of the most overrated soldiers in whole history.
In order to know if a soldier unid was a good unit, you have to look with which enemies they fought, and samurais didn't had to face real enemies, just some rebel farmers and when the faced a real army like the new japanese army they got defeated.
The first and last time the samurais fought against non-japanese soldiers, they got massacred like rats by a spanish tercio.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1582_Cagayan_battles
Anaways this didn't means they weren't good soldiers, personally i really apreciate their ways to act and the way of thinking, armor, combat style, etc.
>>74071540
Aztecs were pretty degenerate desu, senpai. Though they had more than mud huts, so they were superior to the Kangz civilizations of Africa.
>>74070977
you forgot
>penetrated little boys
Does anyone think there's actually a contest between an armored european knight and a samurai?
Maybe in your american wet dream tv shows, but not in reality
>>74074989
Jesus fucking christ you are ignorant..
>Arguably the fact that he left his inheritance to Octavian
Because he never sired a Roman son, it was either Octavian or Mark Antony, who Caesar knew would be completely incompetent.
>Then of course there is the fact that he allowed so many of his enemies to live
Because, and I paraphrase, the enemies make the man. They kept his ambitions in check. A lesson that Octavian didn't take to heart, and instead killed anyone who was a threat, and ended up destroying whatever was left of the republic and the Roman people's freedom.
>Now Sulla was an excellent civil leader
How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?!
Where do you get your history from??
Sulla was universally agreed to be one of Rome's worst tyrants. He prescripted thousands of people to their deaths and further devalued the currency. He was a terrible leader.
>And then of course there is the shit with Cleopatra where he idled away for months in Egypt when the Republic desperately needed him
This we can agree upon, but that's the power of women.
>Sulla was the superior man in almost every aspect.
That is a fucking amazing statement.
Almost all historians agree Caesar was arguably the greatest leader of Rome, in all of Roman history. He put hundreds of thousands back to work, ended the "social war" which had never been fully resolved, put money back in the empty treasuries of rome, limited the denarius and increased its value, I could go on.
His laws were impossible to attack, realistic in scope and beautifully written, his oratory skills rivaled that of Cicero, his policies were popular and they worked. He was a benevolent and good person who genuinely cared for the people of his city, whom he grew up amongst in the slums when he was a child.
You will NOT sit there and shit talk my biggest role model and idol.
Sulla was a fucking degenerate chump compared to Caesar. There's a reason one's name is synonymous with greatness and the other isn't.
>>74073786
Nord huskarls can. Even in open field.
>>74072804
that painting is from 2015
>>74070977
>honor came first
>kill themselves if anything bad happens
You know what OP youre right samurais are cool become one
>>74075482
Lol that battle.
confirms they were just good to kill peasants
>>74075326
You know nothing about anything. Hurr I was at a museum and they had bow and spears, you know things you use when charging lines. How you do fight with a spear or a bow when you're face to face dummy?
>no spartans
also how do we classify ancient, anything before gunpowder?
>>74070977
It was the Celts, they literally intimidated their enemies by running into battle stark naked, and they would cover themselves in lime and spike their hair up with it. They were a fierce band of warriors, the ultimate warrior.
>>74075326
This is true, and by the late Middle Ages polearms were actually the weapons of choice for European knights as well, when they fought on foot.
Particularly the poleaxe, which was similar to a halberd but shorter and a bit better at cutting. Swords were generally used as secondary weapons.
>>74072804
>>74072717
Painting reminds me of the ones at Borodino.
The samurai were boy fuckers.
>>74074989
You have watched too much HBO Rome.
>>74075427
To be frank, Vietnamese generally had never been great warriors. The reason we have been always quite good at war is because throughout out history, we didnt have anything to do so then the wars came, the men took it as an opportunity to transform their boring life to something meaningful.
Maybe fighting wars is the only thing our people, as a whole nation, are good at.
>katana
>one of the best swords
Stop this meme
>>74070977
The Patriots, hands down.
>>74075903
Fucking this
>Sulla was great, let alone even remotely decent as a leader
Wew lad
>>74075738
My empirical evidence still trumps your wet dream delusions, weeaboo. Find some sources not written by pasty american teenagers and see the truth yourself.
>>74070977
The Samurai - old time and ancient Japanese in general - were epic.
Still
Medieval knight armor - from chainmail to partly-plated to fullplated was the most advanced armor of its time worldwide. (It also was not heavy and warriors were ver agile weight ~30kg distributed on the entire body - modern soldier equipment weights much more)
All warriors, also european ones, were fearless. Remember their training began between the age of 7 and 12(at the latest).
Knights, guards etc. were bound by a codex of honor. This is also why they were outlawed by the nobeled merchants of the late medieval period and during the renaissance. If orders were against their codex, they mostly wouldn't follow them, often even going into open resistance, subsequently killing the honorless one who gave the order. (Praetorian tradition inherted from ancient rome)
Also european Warriors were experts in all kinds of weapons. Maces, Axes, different types of swords, spears, daggers, hand to hand combat etc. (apprenticeship of usually ~8 to 12~ years = time for many weapon-types)
There is no such thing as "one of the best swords" or "the best sword". Every sword was made for the challenges of its era. Every sword is also a compromise. Katana were made for pricise and effective cutting, while e.g. a high medieval hand-and-a-half sword was made for welll performing thusting and bes possible cutting-performence. Also european swords are made to be used as warhammers if gripped at the blade.(works perfect against chainmail and platearmor)
As a swordfighter (HEMA) I would always rely on a hand-and-a-half-sword or an onehanded sword + shield over a katana if it was a fight to death, since it gives me more options to use it.
Katana is a meme weapon just liks the DESERT EAGLE
>>74075738
This much autism
you know that europeans and japs had different sizes of spears and some were made for close combat.
And the very principle of spears is to avoid close combat burger.
>>74074232
>>74070977
>>Honor always came first
>let's test my Katana at this pleb
>>74070977
>>The Katana was one of the best swords of the time
My kek has been folded 6 gorillion times.
>>74075949
More like you're a band of manlets that hide in tunnels and bushes when war comes.
>>74076170
They tested katana on prisoners. They still were allowed to kill anyone who wouldn't grant them respect they deserved.
>>74075981
Also clearly his view from Octavian/Augustus are right from HBO Rome and not real historical research.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz3O0JftA5w
I guess I won't see any of you guys in old Valhalla when I die in battle.
>>74076298
Well he is Australian
Oh wait so am I
Shit
>>74076083
>spears
>for close combat
>A pole
>for close combat
Makes perfect sense.
>>74075994
As a "Swordfighter" in the year 2016, you're going to get shot fucking dead in any real conflict.
Useless martial prowess to appease your ego.
>it's a redditors who don't know what website they're on calling people weeaboos on 4chan episode
>>74076435
>assuming something works always so well
Boy, I have tactical equipment, multiple firearms and a platecarrier.
Historical fencing and following the codex which comes with it forges mind and character and sharpens the senses.
>>74075981
>ended the tyranny of the tribunes
>ended the tyranny of Marius who tried to usurp Sulla's legal appointment as commander against Mithridates
>reasserted the Senate as the dominant power in Rome and stopped it from constantly being undermined by the mob
>massively curtailed the power of the Knights who encouraged corruption both within the Senate and the Republic at large
As opposed to Caesar who carried Jewish slavers along with him across Gaul. Who started a civil war because he was too proud to go into exile. Who left a legacy of misery and war on his people.
Everyone goes through the Caesar idolisation phase while learning about Rome. You get over it eventually once you realise how ruinous he actually was to Rome. Hell, even before he went off to enslave Gaul for his own ego he was a problem. His first Consulship essentially consisted of him completely ignoring the mos maiorum and using the Triumvirate to further undermine Roman law.
The only things he was good at was waging war and corruption.
>>74076435
*extends my sword using riatsu and slices your gun in half before you can cock it*
*teleports behind you and cuts off your belt making your pants fall to the ground*
What now boy?
>>74070977
Janissaries. Slave mercenaries.
Live to fight, born to die.
>>74076622
>ended the tyranny of the tribunes
By killing thousands of innocents
>Marius who tried to usurp Sulla's legal appointment as commander against Mithridates
False
>reasserted the Senate as the dominant power in Rome and stopped it from constantly being undermined by the mob
By killing hundreds of senators, most of which weren't guilty of any crime, and reigning as dictator. Yep.
Where the fuck do you get your history?
>Everyone goes through the Caesar idolisation phase while learning about Rome. You get over it eventually once you realise how ruinous he actually was to Rome.
Top fucking kek!
>looks at flag
We're done here.
>>74070977
They fucked little boys
>>74076500
>Enjoying anime
>Defending katanas and Japanese armour even when getting BTFO by facts
Only one is a weeaboo, my friend.
Pic related, took this inside Matsumoto castle. Obviously a modern drawing but you can see the dude with a naginata as primary weapon.
>>74076871
Lets be honest, who didn't? Degenerates in every culture. Just less so in white culture.
>>74070977
A Chu-ko-nu would fucking destroy a samurai
>Disciplined enough to run straight into gunfire
>Hardcore protestants
>Wrecked the shit out of other armies until they were hit by russian winter
>Supposed to march until they see the white in their enemy's eyes before attacking
>>74071626
it was the only country to get nuked at all
fucking idiot
>>74073786
>Implying I need cavalry
>>74070977
Samurai BASED as fuck, great warriors, honorable, loyal.
I would add to that list polish hussars, few facts not widely known about them:
>All of them polish nobles
>Had to be very rich
>Didn't fight for money
>Their salary was nothing compared to the amount of money they had to spent on horses, armor, swords, lances, squires and stable boys.
>Fought only for glory, God and Homeland
>Best horses and training
>Fearless, never refused to charge, even aginst opponents who outnumbered them 1:16
>>74076422
>close combat
>not happening after initial clash
>katana
>primary weapon
>not secondary for when you are fighting in close quarters
You're literally fucking up your own argument
Can you guess why the Samurai fell? guess to whom they ended in debt too. Clue: Behind this post
>>74070977
>Honor always came first
they were mercenaries , stop this japfag bullshit
>>74077169
can someone post that battle where 400 or 4000 hussars +- took on 10k+ enemy? (and won)
>>74077291
Primary close combat weapon dummy.
>>74076622
I mean you are arguing that one of if not the most influental person in history, in ALL HISTORY, is a fucking pleb and some autocratic nutcase who murdered his step mother for fun, fucked up the economy, and killed a shit load of people out of paranoia is somehow better than the man that 500 years of Emperors named themselves after?
Are you completely insane?
>Everyone goes through a Caesar phase
No, you dickhead, people admire Caesar because he was the greatest example of what a ruler should be. He excelled in all areas, not just military. He was a great writer, orator, lawmaker, politician, and military strategist. But everything he did in Gaul was to further his political career so that he could pass his reforms and avoid persecution from the corrupt Republic who didn't like him reducing the size of their government.
Read a history book some time instead of watching movies and tv shows.
>>74077460
Here ya go.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hod%C3%B3w
>>74070977
Ottoman Janassaries.
>best guns
>raised from birth to fight
>excellent in all forms of combat
>won in many terrains
>practically undefeatable
>>74077169
This painting looks like it's from a selfies stick held by the one Hussar
>>74070977
Katana was shit tier, only reason Japanese used it was because japs had no metal and in result no armor, so slicing weapon like that was possible. In europe everyone used blunt trauma weapons or armor piercing weapons once heavy armor was developed, for example katana would be totally useless against chainmail.
>>74077460
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitwa_pod_Hodowem ?
>>74075777
>intimidated their enemies by running into battle stark naked
I've heard the reason for fighting nude was to prevent infection caused by ripped clothing getting stuck in a wound
>>74072696
That's because Americunts fought with cannons and not swords like true warriors. Before that, Japan lived peacefully for centuries, having thrown out all the foreigners and despite having buttfucking as a way of life celebrated by all men of good taste and poets, still managed to have a huge increase of population throughout the 17/18th centuries (also linked to their hygiene and health practices). Truly the superior civilization.
berzerkers from europe da best
muh rage
>>74071421
the reason shields never took off in Japan was because they couldnt make actually legit 1 hand sword, like European swords, which you could use 10 differnt ways, depending on what your oponent using.
>>74071069
>please stop
>but nobody is stop
>>74072570
Phalanxes used overhand which is more comfortable when holding a large shield in front of you, while making short stabs.
Underhand is used for pikes, halberds etc. It is much more maneuverable for defensive fighting and bracing against cavalry charges
>>74070977
If you have a sword and no one else is allowed to have a sword, does that really make you an expert swordsman?
>>74078197
Dont worry every one here with a bit of knowledge knows that samurais were just glorified peasant killers , and that katanas are just a weaboo super knife
>>74070977
>manlets
>Shitty swords
>Shitty armor
>Shitty culture
>Shitty swordsmen compared to Europeans
Autists, weebs and anime has perpetrated this 'Japan was based' meme
It needs to end