There are Burgertards on /pol/ RIGHT NOW who believe Germany couldn't single-handedly destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Germans are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Germany's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>74067227
Dresden 2.0 is coming
>>74067227
I don't think a single German knows how to even fire a gun anymore
>>74067227
germany has white people left? I look forward to seeing all 20 of you
>>74067288
>Dresden 2.0
But enough about your mom's gang-blacked clunge :^)
>>74067227
maybe with our muslims trans loving nigger in office he'd just kiss merkel's feet if we got into a war
but with trump we'd have you destroyed in half a week
>>74067227
Is there some cult devoted to this le [insert the name of your country here] meme bullshit pasta? It's only funny when the Norwegians does it. Everyone else, it's just sad, pathetic.
>>74067227
>10 people in what's left of gemany's army VS america
ok
stale pasta is stale
>>74067338
Neither does their woefully under-equipped army.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/
Our bases in Germany on their own could handle the whole country. And believe you, me, if the Germans try to oust Merkel? You better believe the US will ensure she stays.
>Germcuck doesn't realize that the American military actually makes up the majority of Germany's fighting force
Oh shit guys, I think this dudes serious.
LOL
Germany barely has a working military
>people not reckonozing copypasta
>replying to it legitimately
Fucking newfags
>>74067227
you should try harder
>>74067227
Good, we'll just throw some pork at them.
>US MILITARY STRONK*
*Offer not valid in Vietnam, Afghanistan or Iraq
>>74067227
germans are top beta, that's why they are currently sucking on kebab cock as we speak
>>74067227
>>74067338
Actually, shooting is the second biggest sport in Germany.
>>74067227
There are shitposters on 4chinz too m8!
But, srsly - some fucking technician in a dark room on base anywhere on the continental US confusing his CoD and work monitors could bomb you guys back into the bronze age at least.
Anybody have the actually funny versions of this pasta?
>>74067227
Dubs decide how to name Berlin after our conquest
Boring pasta, next.
>>74067664
...he said, with abo cum still on his breath.
lmao
>>74067227
You tried so hard that I'm honestly not even sure if it's a joke or not. Like, it passed that magical retardation threshold and went back into "maybe he actually is serious?" territory.
>>74067227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaFygeknae8
germany
59,804 (29 February 2016)[1]
255 aircraft
USA!!!!
475,000 Active personnel (2016)
540,000 Reserve and National Guard personnel (2016)
1,015,000 total (2016)[3]
4,948 aircraft
>>74067227
Wow the last four guys in your army look pretty well equipped. They even have a tool to take down any fences incase racists try and block the tanned Germans from moving in.
>There are Germans on this board RIGHT NOW who don't know Poland has more Leopard tanks than they do.
Isn't it cute when 3rd world shit holes believe they're white guys?
Top KEK there's more American military personnel and weapons in Germany than there are from German military. Shit bait mate, get an Aussie to teach you proper.
>>74067700
At least abos are from Australia m8....
Funker.
>>74067770
Has yielded me 29 replies so far :^)
Why do americans take every joke directed at them as a threat to their countries soverignty, are they autistic?
>>74067227
Proxy fag. Noe translate the first 2 and the last sentence in German to proove ne wrong Nuttensohn.
>>74067227
Holy fuck. I didn't think it was possible, but German shitposting is worse than Canacuck shitposting
>>74067834
Verpiss dich, du fette Puffmutter :^)
>>74067479
>And believe you, me, if the Germans try to oust Merkel? You better believe the US will ensure she stays.
Making it pretty clear that there needs to be a final solution to the American Question.
Germcuck or cuckmany?
>>74067227
Yeah, our 70+ year occupation of your country is because you could destroy us in a week.
Even if the entire planet allied against us we couldn't be destroyed you fucking idiot.
>>74067656
Yeah I hear those Islamic people have a pretty good shot
>>74067842
>Holy fuck. I didn't think it was possible, but German shitposting is worse than Canacuck shitposting
Liar.
>>74067689
Cuckmanistan
>>74067873
>his ID spells Cuk
lmao
>>74067894
why do you respond seriously to bait, are you braindead?
>>74067951
Nice proxy nigger
>germanfag detected
Dont even take the bait, guys!
>>74067689
>Dubs decide how to name Berlin after our conquest
Polackengrab
>>74067830
>Why do americans take every joke directed at them as a threat to their countries soverignty, are they autistic?
The best groups to bait are Americans and Poles, no one flips their shit like they do. It's mesmerizing tbqh.
>>74068027
>Polackengrab
*fapfapfap*
>>74068047
>The best groups to bait are Americans and Poles,
Another fruitful day on the computer at the local library eh, Abdullah?
>>74067572
>reckonozing
you need to be over 18 to post here
>>74068157
What's a library
>>74067227
>PIG SHIT
Settle down, Germany. You're going to insult the neighbors.
german quality #1
>>74068004
When did you get the diagnosis? dont forget to put on your helmet.
>>74067227
extra stale pasta
germany knows we are their rightful owners.
That's why they are our favorite european lapdog
:DD
>>74067227
Germany is busy with single handedly destroying itself.
>>74067689
Welthauptstadt Germania
>>74067227
>white Germans are willing fighting for their brown masters
>>74068284
>objects to reminding Germans of our superiority
>fedora confirmed
>>74068253
new orders reclaim for the police. seek for "stärker pigmentierte Gebietsfremde"
https://youtu.be/3AyN1rivYd4
>>>American's not seeing the bait
>>74068303
>germany knows we are their rightful owners.
That means ultimately we're owned by Israel. Yay!
>>74068198
Pure solid fucking 18 ct gold, right here!
>>74068591
Noice :^)
>>74067479
>You better believe the US will ensure she stays.
Maybe whichever cuck is commanding the base, but I bet you the rank and file soldiers are getting disgusted by what they're seeing there.
>>74067733
I like this version betterer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYo2w_7Q-LY
>>74067227
Great joke my muslim friend.
>>74067579
VERY RARE
>>74067227
Germans seem to really like starting shit, but it's cool 'cause it's not like they ever win.
>>74068756
>Germans seem to really like starting shit
lmao source?
>Americanos actually think they can wage war on non mud hut dwellers
>Americanos actually think they can take on any kind of airforce
Lmao. All they ever do is lose to goatfarmers.
>>74067227
>start WIII
>get rekt
it's history repeating itself all over again
>>74068198
>What's a library
Its where old people used to go to read before the internet was invented.
>>74068825
lmao
>>74068789
It's from a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PuOOPTzqik&ab_channel=GabrielAdekola
Even we could fuck you up, since you are all full of cucks that are afraid of guns and can't even shoot straight with your rifles.
>>74068572
and your also a known homosexually deviant shit-poster.
just so you know your little asterisk and emoji posting has followed you and made you apparent just like a namefag you pretentious german fairy boy
why do you even come here, whats the point?
this place is anti-you in every sense.
if /pol/ were in control of your government directly, you'd be one of the first to be killed,
and scientifically, according to darwin, being gay is inferior and mostly immoral too.
and yet you keep coming back like some god damn parasite
i hope you get raped and killed by a refugee hans you giant faggot
>>74068939
You'd better believe this is my favorite screencap ever and I shall cherish it :^)
>>74067227
Germany i love ya but how would you get here even if you could do something? Hop on a Luftansa flight to Luguardia? Come on man be real.
>>74067227
You sound a bit tanned, Hans
We couldn't even invade Louxemburg.
>>74067227
>Germany vs african country
Yeah no contest
stale pasta! SAGE!
>>74070207
Counter-sage.
Triggered? :^)
>>74067914
>sand people
>good shot
Think hard
>>74067689
Germania, duh
>>74067227
America has experience bombing muslim shitholes like Germany.
>>74067689
New Damascus
>>74067227
Yes!! Good goy , have another war beetween western countries!
>>74072822
>implying germanistan is still a western country
>implying los estados unidos will continue to be western
>>74067689
Refugee Quarantine/Extermination camp #1
>>74067689
Refugee Quarantine/Extermination camp #72
>>74067227
Nah we would slap your shit and let Russia have their way with your women again but this time instead of Berlin they rape all your women.
>>74067227
>Germany defense budget: $5,085,000,000
>USA defense budget: $581,000,000,000
>>74067227
Germany would probably be the easiest opponent in Europe as of now. You fags got beaten by the thermostat.
>>74067227
Kek. You can't even remove poor brown people.
>>74067227
you're spending 22x more money on bringing invaders in than you are actually spending on military
>>74068756
Well, true, but we get better at it every time.
>>74073138
>18 trillion in debt
lmao
>>74067227
How'd ww2 work out for you? You are the America of Europe, no one likes you. Everyone would side with us first and your little country will get btfo again.
>>74073356
>implying this is even a real number
>implying there's $18 trillion in the world
>implying anyone has the might or will to try and collect the debt
>implying we don't waste billions every year defending shitty European countries
>implying Trump won't leave NATO
Also, enjoy paying $93.6bn for refugees over the next 4 years. Pic very much related.
>>74073579
>wasted 2 trillion on Iraq and Afghanistan alone
lmao
>>74073925
You don't get it Ahmed. The USA has unlimited money. We're never paying a dime of this back.
>>74067227
kek. i wanted to change the norway copypasta like you and do the exact same thread.
>>74074017
"Thanks for keeping us safe, President Bush!"
lmao
>>74074060
Fuck off, we're full.
>>74074101
You're literally a Syrian that is so pathetic you had to abandon your filthy country. The east is such a colossal failure that you have to move to the land of your enemies just to have a decent standard of living.
>>74074212
>he's projecting his own insecurities
lmao
>>74074212
>"Syrian"
>>74067227
Copy-pasta is in overdrive tonight.
>>74067405
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>>74067700
>>74067805
>>74067868
>>74067928
>>74067950
>>74068047
>>74068060
>>74068198
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>>74068611
>>74068789
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>>74068999
>>74070613
>>74073356
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>>74074280
(You) roach. Sonntag ist langweilig wenn man keine Freunde hat oder?
>>74068886
now that's absolute bullshit. our army is cucked right now. but ffs switzerland your army was never very strong.
>>74074434
>Sonntag ist langweilig wenn man keine Freunde hat oder?
I don't speak German yet, please translate.
>>74067227
>someone wasted several minutes to type this shitty bait on a anonymous imageboard
>>74067227
I know this is a troll thread, but the US forces stationed in Germany ALONE are 1/3 the size of the entire German Bundeswher.
>>74067227
>There are Burgertards on /pol/ RIGHT NOW who believe Germany couldn't single-handedly destroy USA in a week
Why would we want to destroy you? You're doing a good job of destroying yourself anyway.
>>74067227
i know this is bait but i hope you realize the second a german uprising happens against your american overlords every german airbase will be bombed off the map and it'll just be shooting fish in a barrel from then on.
>>74068747
no it isn't newfag
>>74067750
There's a swedish saying which goes: Don't throw rocks in glass houses.
>>74075534
>every german airbase will be bombed off the map and it'll just be shooting fish in a barrel from then on.
Seeing how well you performed in Vietnam, I'm not too worried :^)
>>74067227
kek
poland can destroy Germany i1 day
>>74076923
You can't even keep your own politicians safe in Russian air space
lmao
>>74077001
>25 posts
nice one ahmed
>>74067227
Future POTUS Hillary Clinton and Chancellor Angela Merkel get along very well, there's no way there will be any aggression between the two countries.
One of the great thing about women leaders is the lack of testosterone means they're less aggressive and don't make retarded rash decisions that start wars as men have been doing for millennia.
>>74077131
>women leaders
>implying Merkel is a female
Please.
>>74077131
>Future POTUS
Sure, Ill agree with you on that one, Future Prisoner of the Unites States.
Has a nice ring to it.
>>74067689
New Reich
>>74077663
>New Reich
Plungistan
>>74067227
USA is the Germany of old.
>>74077849
>USA is the Germany of old.
62% white with a nigger president? I'd say that makes USA the Germany of the future :^)
>>74067227
we can beat MURICA in a week
>assault rifles melt when fired to often
>helicopters not functioning and flyable
>leadership cucked beyond the milkyway
>soldiers fat as fuck, and have bad training
yeah we could defeat American in one day, they would die of laughter
>>74067689
Cuckland
>>74067689
Berlin would stay Berlin if you got conquered dude... conquered capitals get renamed, not the other way around.
>>74067227
>giving a fuck what Muslims think of the USA
L O L
Maybe the NWO city states would allow it?
Military - Washington DC
Finance - City of London
Religion - Vatican
Pretty funny how you have superior military yet FOREIGN INVASIONS HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN LAND IN YOUR COUNTRY. POLICE CANT GO? THIS MEANS YOUR COUNTRY IS OCCUPIED BY FOREIGN INVADERS DIPSHIT.
>>74067227
You forgot the rapefugee bull fucking the commando's wife while he's out on an official mission to safeguard rapefugee migration routes into europe and handing out pamphlets to the niggers on how best to impregnate white women
OP is a British tourist.
>>74078657
>OP is a British tourist.
Liar, I don't have bad teeth.
>>74067227
You guys dint even have nukes, Pakistan could wipe the floor with Germany.
>>74067656
What is the biggest sport, cuckoldry?
>>74067227
Nice proxy, John
>>74078770
>You guys dint even have nukes, Pakistan could wipe the floor with Germany.
Vietnam didn't have any nukes, yet they still sent the Burgers running back home with their tails between their legs.
>>74078847
>Nice proxy, John
I'm German and I have the bull to prove it.
>>74078470
>you have superior military
Thanks, Burger, coming from you this really means a lot.
Lol your probably half Russian from the enrichment you got back in 45.
