where were you when Australia won Eurovision?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA16qQA4ik0
>>74058179
after russia won in 2008 they added juries to ensure the ruskies would never win again. eurovision took a boring turn after that
>>74058179
Latvia should have won 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2Lt7zzlBU
>>74058244
They could always bribe the juries like Azerbaijan does.
>australia
>nipnong
I thought political messages weren't allowed in eurovision?
Or is it that rule dismissed when he political message is against Russia.
>>74058259
this. Sorry but Australia sent a someone with FAS, what the actual fuck?
>>74058396
Justs had the best vocals and really gave it everything in the final. The votes were a crock of bullshit this year.
>>74058179
>Australia winning Europe jury vote
>With an Asian
>Australian jury is also an Asian
Only the dead know peace from this memes.
Can someone explain to a relevant country what the fuck Eurovision even is? Also I heard Germany apparently got cuck'd by this somehow?
>>74058737
It's just a song contest among the countries of Europe with Australia as a special guest.
Yes, Germany came last for the second year in a row. Last year they received zero points.
>>74058737
a shitload of countries send 1 song each to the contest, they perform it, then a jury from each country votes , then people from each country vote for the songs they like. This year Germany's jury gave 12 points (maximum) to Israel (lmao), additionally, Germany was in the last place with 11 points total, whilst Straya was 2nd with like 500 points
>>74058816
>>74058833
Didn't Germany do theirs in some language that wasn't German?
>>74058941
Yes, in English, like most other countries.
>>74058737
It's a musi- oh nvm you probably wouldn't get it
>>74058941
Most do it in English now. Some small countries randomly decide to do it in their native language occasionally, France used to be a lot more stubborn about doing it in French but seem to have given that up now. Some other countries occasionally do it in French too, like Austria this year. It's pretty gay tbqhwy m8.
I was sitting in my living room watching the ole telebox with my feet up and my crumpet like I always do. Roaring fire beside me, but all those dirty foreigners on my tele were starting to make me sick.
What a jolly good show it was dear boy, very well done on your decisive victory. Long live the empire!
>>74059182
>like Austria this year
they didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f993p0CAV8
>It's pretty gay tbqhwy
yes it was
>>74058179
>Australia goes into eurovision
>literally every single Aussie is a gook
WAKE ME UP
>>74059584
Well Graham told us it was, I can't tell the difference between all your gay languages so fuck you.
>>74058179
LIFE FOR AIUR
>>74058179
Today Eurovision taught me that ukraine is a nigger country.
And, Australia is a zipperhead nation in Europe.
American schools really do suck.
>>74059182
I think it was the first year without a totaly french song, it caused a lot of complain, even if people don't really care about eurovision
>>74059684
You wish your ancestors were criminals so you could enjoy this great land where the wost relevant minorities are Asians. Enjoy your Paki and Muslim roach infestation Sir Yellowteeth.
>>74060101
That's not very nice.
Had a bad bowl of Noodles this morning eh?
>>74058301
>That flag
nipnong to you too cunt
>>74058244
yup, eurojew is rigged
How would America do if we got invited?
>>74060506
you would give 12 points to israel
>eurovision hosts fucking israel and australia
this is just notamerica-vision you racist bastards
>>74059584
That song is last year you jackass
>>74060648
kek
>>74060506
>>74060687
fuck off eurovision's full
>>74060506
you'd probably completely miss the point and send someone like Taylor Swift over to compete
>>74058179
>>74059795
Fucking topkek
What's even going on in this image aside from best anchor killing it?
>>74058179
You only came close thanks to like 20 judge votes.
Russia was the real winner.
>>74058259
What a cutie, would slam his tight latvian butthole
>>74061524
why is /pol/ sucking on ruskies so much? Putin is not gonna kill your own refugees anyways
>>74058179
I have literally no idea who this woman is. Where did they dig her up from?
>>74062093
X Factor a few years back I think. One of those talent shows
>>74062074
>why is /pol/ sucking on ruskies so much?
A lot of us voted for Russia for maximum SJW butthurt.
This is the only halfway decent thing to ever come out of Euro vision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J3GAg5zaI
>>74058179
>ausfailia
>white
>>74062377
was this the year when the guy with feminine dick won?
>>74062445
No idea. It was recent so maybe.
>>74062377
brb time to fap
>>74058179
Lol
>>74063391
Just 1 aussie
>>74063391
>>74063538
So Progressive!! :)
how can australia win eurovision if australia isn't in europe??
>>74063692
I don't know, it's stupid. (Russia should have won this year).
>Best song
>not Belgium
>best qt
>not Italy
what are you doing
>>74063692
They didn't, Ukraine won. I don't know why Australia is allowed to compete though.
>>74063391
This country is literally a joke, all white countries are
I'm just enjoying the crash, I feel like I'm just laughing at death at this point
>>74063828
>Russia
>good
WEW LAD
>MUH RECTANGLES
>MUH BAD SONG
>MUH STROBE
>MUH PROJECTION
fucking gay
>>74063936
Nah man, Russia brought the bantz this year- there certainly wasn't enough crazy shit this year like usual.
>>74058737
>relevant
the only relevant countries are participating m8
>>74063828
Russia is not Europe either.
>>74064067
true bantz was brought by Israel by sending that huge jew faggot
>>74059898
>>74058816
>Yes, Germany came last for the second year in a row. Last year they received zero points.
Why are Germans just letting this happen? Shouldn't they be setting everything on fire or something? This is crazy. There's obvious bias and hatred towards Germans.
Wait. Is this because of Merkel forcing everyone to take in rapefugees? You'd think the Mudshit ingrates they imported would vote for a German for letting them in Germany. There really is no upside to importing ungrateful slimes--they won't even vote for Germany in trivial shit like this. Send them all back, Hans.
>>74062377
>>74064086
It half is, but hey, I count Russia as honorary Europeans anyway
>>74064071
>that swede in the background
>>74062407
>singapore
>a mudslime chink bus stop for drug trafficking
>>74064150
>tfw all those empty seats in the background filled with lights to make it look like hones
>>74058179
Lee, my son, you're yurop now. It's time to take in some refugees.
>>74064166
>It half is
Yea sure. I guess that makes China and Turkey honorary Europeans too? You should check the participant list. There are plenty of countries in there that you can't even count as honorary European countries.
>>74064132
>Is this because of Merkel forcing everyone to take in rapefugees
Pretty much. But then again the german self hatred is so big that everyone called the chick who participated for germany terrible in the first place, so not even germans themselves would vote for them if they could.
This is a country that has 0 national pride and any attempt to make some gets snuffed out in an instant, so that is to be expected, I assume.
>>74064150
Goddamn it, Slobodan
>>74064132
There has been always a political bias in eurovision.
Each countries vote their neighbours and neglect points to any country that had a political issue.
I don't know why Germany is left aside, but I doubt it is for the refugees thing. It probably is because Germany is the most influential country in the EU and the other countries are dependent on it.
UK, for example, always scores low for their will to separate from the EU.
>>74058179
>Asian won, representing Australia, in a European contest
There is no hope, is there? The only solution is global nuclear conflagration, isn't it?
>>74064293
It was actually sold out. And they filled an arena next too it just to watch a big TV-screen. If it is from after the winner was presented I'm quite certain everyone were busy gtfo before everyone else clogged up the subway and streets.
Malta pregnant MILF was best 2bqh
>>74064150
>That swede in the background
>>74061278
pretty much this
>>74058301
Her name looks Korean. IM is a Korean surname. Still funny that a fucking gook won some Euro contest while a fake gook was in last place.
I don't even understand what this gayass Eurovision shit is. The only thing I know about it is that it had that ugly bearded faggot who looked like a chick.
>>74064811
>Her name looks Korean
that could because she IS a sork
>>74058653
>>74058179
Is the UK the only country in the competition that thinks its a load of shit?
>>74060893
Don't be fucking mad that you bitches can't compete with taytay
>>74064150
Look at the flag waving to the left of the Swede...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF RUSSIAN BLACK MAGIC DID THEY USE FOR THIS
>>74059684
>Australians get to fug QT Koreans
>British get fucked by Muslims
K E K
>>74059684
Fuck it, she nailed that song. Would've preferred Barnsey though.
>>74058244
Russia would have probably won 5 times since then if it wasn't for judges. Russia is just way too based and their qts are top-tier.
>>74064071
why is she licking a toilet cleaner and winking?
>>74064345
Jesus Chris this shit makes me so angry! Gooks are not European! Someone please kill me! I'm so fucking trigerrrrrrrred!
>>74066399
Trying to get that Polish vote in.
>>74066399
It's a tool to make butter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_churn
>>74066399
She's referencing what Polish people do in England for a job
>>74062377
Here's the butter churner's tits.
>>74058179
what is eurovision
is that when you wake up and people still look black no matter how much you rub your eyes
>>74066570
*boner levels are exceeding reccomended limits*
>>74066633
do you people learn how to banter in schools? your analogies are always so..arcane.
>>74059795
ayyy fucking hell m8 ur a witty cunt
good luck at the olympics
corean, of course.
she looks like she had surgery and still ended up looking ugly.
>eurovision
>Australia and Israel can enter
Why is it euro though?
>>74058179
Are Koreans even human?
Looks like a fucking ayy lmao.
Eurovision is a joke.
They let a bearded lady win just because OHHHH PROGRESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-VMHOlCyW8
best moment of eurovision ever
>>74058179
Maybe Russia win euro?
>>74058179
I didn't know that Australia is an asian coutry before Eurovision. Am I only one who didn't know this?
>>74058737
Justin Timberlake performed and they initially gave him the award. He declined it so they went ahead with their silly contest.
>>74067956
>yfw they aren't actually playing the sax or violin
>>74066633
HOLY KEK NIPPON
>>74067866
Mental troubles aside. Conchita fucking nailed it.
>>74064150
>still not asking for it
>>74069597
She won thanks to the jury votes alone, she was only like 6th or something from the popular vote iirc and the Slavic girls churning butter were the favourite by far.
>>74066633
S A V A G E
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>>74069744
Wrong. Conchita actually did better in the popular vote than among the jury.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2014#Final_2
do people actually enjoy this shitty degenerate EU radio pop bullshit?
>>74058179
>euro
not european
>vision
has no vision
It's like someone wanted to concentrate as much aids as possible into one public spectacle.
>>74070125
Love it
https://youtu.be/3uNfhj66GOo
>>74066310
This is true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo
>>74064071
Thank you for posting this based slov
>>74070950
#sendPutinToEurovision
>>74069877
>Conchita actually did better in the popular vote than among the jury.
Then explain this random image provided by some random polish poster in some random /esc/ thread that fits my chosen narrative.
Checkmate!
