Didn't Australia lose a war to flightless fucking birds?
yes we did
>>74054460
Fuck you
>>74054514
FPBP
>>74054460
didn't you and your septic mates lose a war to an empty island?
They now started a war on carp
>>74054694
You try to beat an island, fgt. They never sink.
>>74054460
Dinosaurs, even.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur
>flightless fucking birds
>>74054765
how many wars against 'e-moos' have you won?
fucking emus
fuck
>>74054923
No flightless birds in NA m80
>we defeated them
>>74054888
>a burnt leaf
>>74055029
>but flightless fucking birds
in straya's defense, they're basically dinosaurs
the truly sad part is that they've been at war with a hallucinogenic toad for 20 years and they're losing ground
>>74054460
Yes and they will lose to fucking Carps too.
>>74054460
>lost to emus
>lost to cane beetles
>lost to cane toads
>losing to carps
Theyre a strange lot
>>74054923
We tame them here and keep them as pets for no reason other than they're EZ
Birds are really dangerous when they get aggressive man.
>>74054460
One of their Prime ministers lost a fight against water
what a faggot country
>>74055029
dude you lost a war to bird
>>74055116
Chickens are dinosaurs too
Only way to win a war is to nuke your opponents
>>74054923
War is Hell.
>>74055076
they run fast and have a small center of mass
>>74055076
>>74055116
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>>74055288
fucking fuck up cunts
>>74055341
So do chickens
>Go to local wildlife park
>see a couple of asians try to get close to some emus
>waitforit.jpeg
>asians get attacked and jumped by emus
>australians laugh because we know better
>get home, get on /pol/
>see this thread
>know in your heart that no force can defeat the emus
>a fucking leaf
>>74054460
> Be Canadian
> Get blazed
>>74055228
fuck you don't talk shit about harry
he was abducted by chinese spies
straya did nothing wrong
>>74055076
wow canada nice comeback, really required a lot of thought there
>>74055574
>acting like that's a bad thing
>but in Australia, one marijuana cigarette will give you schizophrenia
>it's true the queen said so
>>74055638
Weed is decriminalized in Australia
Don't have to worry about DEA sending me away for life for smoking a blunt because im not amerifat
>>74055622
>can't even fight off a few chinks
If you can't even do that you dont deserve to be PM
Don't bully Australians. Deep down every Australian shitposter there is a drepressed ausie, don't be mean to them. i mean for fuck sake the lost a war TO A FUCKING BIRD, give them a break.
>>74054460
I think war is a bit of an overstatement, but it was as good attempt. Keep trying leaf, and who knows, one day you might be able to banter with the big boys.
>>74055857
Give 'em hell, aussiebro.
Don't bully us. My grandfather still tells me horror stories about how his father was cucked 18 times by those emus. It makes our family reunions very awkward.
>>74055857
It's in the history books as a war
>25000 troops were deployed
>some even died
>mfw
Daily reminder that the rest of Canada pays tribute taxes to Quebec
>>74056302
But are they flightless fucking birds?
>>74056396
yes, they're french
emus are one of the biggest and most dangerous birds, and we were outnumbered, this wasn't a flock of pidgeons.
have some respect, this is australias normandy.
>>74056975
Your Normandy was Gallipoli mate.
>>74057320
Shoosh, we don't want /pol/ finding out we lost to another idiotic flightless bird
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>>74057375
>max level wit
>>74057375
Fuck.
Walked right in to the jaws of the Eternal Aussie.
>>74057320
>Our successful invasion was our unsuccessful invasion
>>74054562
Fuck off you are so annoying
>>74054460
Australia will lose it's battle to nature. That place is a fucking death trap
>>74055288
saved
>>74055275
If you kill your opponents, they win.
How many emus were killed?
And who won?
>>74055178
yeah, tiny docile tame ones are easy
have you ever had a 20ft tall emu charging at you revealing its talons and razor sharp fangs, if you haven't you don't know man
you weren't there
>>74054460
Didn't canada and the US lose a war to literally nobody?
>>74058588
Better nobody than a bird. At least nobody sounds fucking mysterious, like the invisible man or something. Could have been aliens, or the city of atlantis. You don't fuckin know cunt.
>>74059897
except saying it was aliens, or the city of atlantis or aliens would mean you lost against somebody however, you lost against nobody
>>74054460
delete this
For those that don't know.
The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>74054694
when? link?
>>74060385 see this >>74058588
This is why people should read the fucking thread.
