>EUROvision
>Australia came second
Why is that blessed country of mine so gifted with shit posting? Do people actually believe we are in Europe or something, or was this a whole new tier of shit posting?
>>74051697
This should be able to determine your fate, ausbro:
- dubs kangaroo willy is in EU
- trips EU is an kangaroo colony
- quads a swede shares his wife
- quads+ The Wall construction will start tommorow
- single digit you gain +1 pepelotad
>>74051697
just Europeans getting cucked by foreigners again. Good work Australia
>>74051697
i find germany massive fail more funny 2bh
>>74051697
Germany
>11 pts
>>74051697
This makes me want to vote Brexit even more. Europe clearly doesn't like the UK.
>>74051697
Did they spell Austria wrong again or do the Euro's not into geography?
>>74052903
Austria's there as well.
>>74051697
>armenia
>cyprus
>australia
>israel
>azerbaijan
>>EUROvision
excuse me, but what the fuck?
>>74053203
>This triggers the Turk
>>74052552
lel
Hard to ever go lower in the future
Our performer is South Korean as well. It's fucking hilarious!
>>74052770
This is with Australia recently added too. kek.
>Ukraine
I'm glad it wasn't some cucked country like Sweden or Germany.
>>74053203
u mad you're not invited turkroach? Australia is on the otherside of the world and we get invited because of our ties to Europe and you're right next door and get nothing
Kill yourself but before you do give Constantinople back
>>74055612
>invited
Turkey doesn't need to be invited, moron. They're eligible to compete and have won Eurovision before. They only left a few years ago.
>>74051697
>russia got 3rd.
Hey NATO buddies, I thought Europe was in line and united against Russian agression? What is this division within the camp??
In all fairness Austria did give us hitler, time we gave something back.
>>74055961
It's all about multiculti now, you should've seen what the fuck did they do to Poland.
>11 points
Too bad Australia is more European than Germany and Sweden now. Stay mad cucks.
Brit in Ukraine:
Why would we want a bunch of countries to work together in our interests when they won't even recognize that we produce the world's best music by a country mile?
EE will side with Russia, CE will suck the cock of Germany, Balkans will Allahu Akbar in a few years, and WE are fucked in many more ways than this.
>Germany
JUST
>>74051697
if the vote was non-political in nature, then Australia would have won
>>74056236
>>11 points
someone post merkel putting down german flag
why germans not vote for germans? self-hating germans
was her performance really that bad? or does everyone in europe (rightfully) hate the three-time europe-destroyers
>>74051697
Europe is part of the Middle East now. Australia is the closest thing left.
>>74051697
>EUROvision
It's not about Europe though, despite it's name. There are 4 other countries than Australia on that list alone that aren't European countries.
Who gives a shit.
>>74051697
The German girl was cute. She shouldn't have been last desu
>>74056290
Well...you have a solid point there.
Australians
>Wannabe British imo.
>>74056777
>The German girl was cute. She shouldn't have been last desu
hope she's not too sad about it
>>74056688
Interdasting! Since Europe is pretty much eurabia now, do you think the Anglosphere countries will be bastions of European culture?
why the fuck is australia even in anymore
last year they were visiting but now they are just like lol we're staying
what the fuck is going on
>>74051697
Go win the war against your flightless birds first before you speak
And yes eurovision is one big meme, it's made for 12 year olds
>>74056483
This, which just confirms how much of a circus eurovision is in case there's still people who didn't realise. Ukraine pulls the most hamfisted political card and obviously wins all the emotional leftists, we send a girl from Korea and get second while being on the opposite side of the planet. Winning Eurovision is like winning a musical sjw Olympics.
>>74051697
You realise Eurovision is a massive joke right?
Most countries send terrible singers when they could send professionals. The points are almost entirely made up (countries voting for their neighbours or the most politically controversial) and the entire thing is a demonstration of how fucked Europe is.
I'm surprised at the level of posts about this show on this board. I presumed the only sort of people that still watched this were complete mongs.
>>74057426
this.
The fact we even participated means our country is in of itself; a joke. We're being cucked by the Euros to get on their kumbaya circle of immigrant cuckholdery by putting a fucking chink in our corner.
Fuck anyone who watched and enjoyed this.
Good thread/
>>74057426
/thread
I only watched this year because I like our singer (even if the Eurovision song sucked) and also because I wanted to shitpost about it on /pol/. Won't do it again, my sanity can only take so many hits.
>>74057675
thanks for the 12 points
Yeah, it is funny that Britain has either the best or second best music industry in the world, yet never does well. Literally, if they just put in Muse or someone else that the continent loves, it'd be an easy win.
>>74057675
To be honest , I think they just let Australia in to make people still aware of the shows existence. It's been on a downward spiral for years.
Letting in Australia made a bunch of people think "well that's stupid. They're not in Europe" and raised the shows profile a bit.
I think they just introduce a new country when the shows ratings are falling. Next they'll probably put Kazakhstan and Turkey in because some idiots think Europe extends that far.
>>74058185
Jimmy barnes would wreck those poofs anyday
>>74051697
GERMANY
GAVE
ISRAEL
12 POINTS
you can't fucking make this up
>>74058185
Kek that won't happen. You sent Bonnie Tyler a few years back and you still got BTFO.
>>74057675
This statement is gold.
>>74051697
no idea australia was in eurovision
dont really care mate
>>74051697
If Aussies get to compete so should we. Europe loves gay nigger faggots so we'd be a shoe-in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN05jVNBs64
>>74051697
British colony always can have some benefits from metropole.
>>74058185
You had Electro Velvet once, have no idea why didn't they win.
BTW, I hoped Czechs will win even when I knew they will not...
And who the fuck was votin for Russia? That sucker Lazarev is just a faggot for grandmas, no one listens to him.
>>74051697
GERMANY IS DEAD, CONFIRMED.
>>74055612
No, friend. Constantinople won't be given back. It will be taken back.
In the next Crusades.
DEUS VULT
>>74051697
I have no idea why Australia was in esc this year.
Last year was because of some anniversary or some shit.
But Ukraine was complete shit, how the fuck did that win?
>>74051697
Israel isn't European either so WTF....
This competition is nothing more than a political stunt.
Europe is over.
>>74051697
>AUSTRALIA ES WHITE
>AUSTRALIA ES EUROPEAN
Reminds me of someone...
>>74059081
>European
>White
Pick one
I think the message is quite clear.
Fuck you Germany and your immigrant shit.
