Who else laughed when Germany gave Israel their 12 points despite nobody else really giving many points to Israel and Israel having a really shit song.
>Was it holocaust guilt?
>"Look, us Germans LOVE Jewish people, see? Look how many points we gave them!!, Look at how different, progressive, and not like Nazis we are!!"
>>74031261
Israel got 120 points from all jurys combined and 10 from european population
German jury give 12 to Israel 0 to Russia and german people give 0 to Israel and 12 to Russia
I'm a few day later here
What the fuck is Eurovision?
I see 5 Million people talking about it on Twitter
>>74031369
Why can't America be in it if other non-euro countries are?
>>74031496
A european WE WUZ SINGERS thing
>>74031496
Years combined cuckery contained in one evening
sounds like EU propaganda faggotry
you know the diplomats and companies are making deals over it
if it's not a popular vote why waste your time
>>74031501
Because they don't show it in american TVs
Eurovision was always about propaganda. It's a shame, I actually rooted for Australia.
>>74031501
By the way, the whole show was white until Justin Timberlake showed up and then everyone on stage was suddenly a >tanned american
Germany
>1 point from Georgia
>11 points overall
they are truly hated by everyone
EV is pretty funny though
>>74031261
The funniest part was that Ukraine won, gotta be one of the worst songs in history (still better than Norway's bipolar bitch)
I hope all those countries not voting for us realize that this means that we are going to make them our loan bitches next.
>>74031496
It's a contest where each European country enters an original song which is performed in front of a massive concert audience. When the concert is over, phone lines open and each euro country votes on their top 12 songs of the night (they can't vote for their own country). At the end a rep from each country presents the ranked 12 best songs of the night as voted by their respective country. The country who gets the most votes wins, and hosts the contest in their country the next year. It's like a Europe only music Olympics.
It's really cheesy and kinda comfy, but gets somewhat political and interesting to see who votes for who, for example, Ukraine used to always put Russia in their top 3, but in recent years Russia has been absent from any of their rankings.
(It's also worth noting that Australia also takes part despite not being a euro country, and so does Israel, because they have to have their hands in everything.)
It's watched by more people in Europe than the super bowl is in America, It's been going on for decades, ABBA became famous from winning it for Sweden back in the 70's.
>>74032403
whats the bipolar meme with her? i saw people shitposting it during her semifinal
>>74032453
Everyone in Europe hates you.
>>74032453
>one million refugees
>one point
It is not as if Germany has ever respected democracy anyway.
>>74032650
Next Year, when Rapefugees are allowed to Vote, Afghanistan will win
>>74032606
She has said in several Norwegian interviews that she is bipolar
http://www.tv2.no/a/8079302/
12 points
12/2*1M = 6 GO R I LL I O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WUw5WJw18
rigged so hard
>>74032557
>It's also worth noting that Ireland has won the contest more times than any other country, and the only country to win three times in a row.
>>74033000
>trips
>Dah
competition confirmed for rigged by ruskies
what to they have up their sleeves?
http://youtu.be/pM07r57QqGg
>This guy didn't make the cut.
Eurovision is an over glorified singing show that is meant for plebeians. People who watch it and / or take it seriously should be shot for having shit tastes.
Think of garbage shows like The Voice and American Idol and apply it to Europe.
>>74034004
>>74034004
well, they had nice performances at least.
>Hologram overload
>>74034214
Why the fuck is Australia in EURO vision?
>>74034367
It's just pop bullshit. I was glad when Hard Rock Hallelujah won. Pissed people off.
>>74034500
Allowed to enter for 100 year anniversary. The advertising money they got made them let you In for another year. They were going to rope ye in with a win but the public chose Ukraine lol.
Eurovision is so politicized it's just shit.
Ukraine won?
That has nothing to do with Crimea and the escalating situation there.
None at all.
>>74034643
Who cares. Let Ukraine have something good for a change.
>>74034824
wat is Eurovision?
sounds like some sort of vr kit that Euros use to prevent mass suicide
>>74033553
i reee'd hard
i voted for this guy 20 times
why can't i find a single fucking video of the song that won eurovision 2016
i go on youtube and i just get fucking bullshit results and speeches from the winner BUT NO VIDEOS OF THE ACTUAL SONG
>>74033000
>mfw russia annexes ukraine before they can host the next eurovision
>>74034998
kek
>>74035076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iExW72v0BSw&list=PLmWYEDTNOGUIKuwInmzWYxzLZsG-Nt-B2&index=15
This available in ur cunt.
>>74035162
>this is top tier music in europe
what the fuck
the asian chick from australia was better
>>74034214
Irish commentator: "Did somebody break a basket over her head, or what?"
>>74034998
My fucking sides. Good one Burger.
>>74035101
mfw they don't have to annex you because they own you
has ABBA ever been beaten? is this still the GOAT Eurovision song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c
>eurovision
>of course in Stocklom
>so progressive sven
Last year a trans, now a propagande against putin, next year ? What ? A dog ?
>>74035336
Excuse me. I thought you guys say ye are Irish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qURxESCEENc
>>74032453
We will join you this time Germoney and not repeat the same mistakes as WWII.
>>74035434
I'll tell you after the next Bilderberger meeting.
>>74035524
Stop using "ye" on a text based image board,
Ot makes you sound like a try-hard retard.
>(Try-hard retard would be a great name for a band.)
>>74035599
I'm still counting that marshall plan money lol.
>>74035765
Fuck off Italy.
>>74033063
And then we send Dustin the Turkey and still almost win
>>74035247
it won because of the message
90%+ of the others were better
thats the reason everyone says it is not about the music anymore, but about politics
>>74031261
Germans are perma-cucks
>>74031730
it was a popular vote. The song touched peoples heart and just because it had a anti Russian sentiment didnt mean it wasnt reflected in those votes cast
>Poland - 7 points total from 42 juries.
>Poland - nearly 200 points from 42 public votes.
Fuck me, is there anyone left in Poland at the moment?
>>74038420
Polack Diaspora in every country always vote for Poland. Happens every year no matter how good or bad the song.
>>74038616
That's why I asked is there anyone left in Poland at the moment. They went from second last to top 4 or 5 with the public votes.
>>74033000
lol the eurovision judges didn't like poland, did they
>>74039231
Poland are misbehaving and going against the narrative by being so anti refugee and swinging to the right.
Seriously, Eurovision is just a place for countries to vent their political frustrations at each other.
>>74031261
>watching fag propaganda
Ireland pls
Why is australia allowed in but no one invites us?
REEEEEE
>>74041156
Australians accepted the time difference without complaint.
If we let buger people in they would be obnoxious and demand that the show's starting time get's moved to accomodate the US audience like they do with MMA and boxing.
America are the really loud, obnoxious neighbours no-one tells about the party because they will only show up and ruin it for everyone.
>>74034755
Poklonskaya is a whore, man.
This years song quality has been one of the better one if you ask me.
But Ukraine's song was pretty fucking meh having a woman who didn't really sing. It was mostly playback of a choir and her making high notes.
>>74031261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFNvcOx5xbo
>>74034500
>I was glad when Hard Rock Hallelujah won. Pissed people off.
I thought it was loved by most countries. Kind of like when fairy tale and euphoria won.
>mfw a non-country won eurovision
>>74031261
Didn't really get it either but apparently it wasn't German citizens that voted for Israel.
I'm just happy Germany got btfo. Our cucks need as many signs as possible to show other countries hate us and our politics are disgustings. We also need angry Germans.
Hope we lose the Euro cup, too.
Eurovision hasn't been same since 2006.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
>>74041156
Have you even bothered to ask? In other news it will be more worldwide when the EU burns for its crimes.
>Political songs banned by the rules
>Straya loses to political agenda
Feel for Straya, their korean girl looked like a winner.
Surprised how Lativian guy was fucked over, he was good. And of course, Georgia rekt everyone with a noise pop song, but plebs cannot into good music.
1 - Muslim woman
2 - Korean woman
3 - Russian Jew
Eurovision.
>>74031872
Do people in Europe find that attractive. Makes want to vomit out my burger!
>>74033000
SMFH AUSTRALIA GOT FUCKING STITCHED UP CUNT FUCKING UKRAINE AND RUSSIA VIEWERS HAVING A VOTING WAR GET FUCKED CUNT FUCKING RIGGED AUSTRALIA IS SUPERIOR TO EVERY COUNTRY IN EUROPE AT EVERYTHING 1V1 US IN THE FUCKING POOL AT RIO THIS YEAR YOU FUCKING WEAK POOFS AUSTRALIA HAS GOT THE OLYMPICS IN THE BAG YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SHIT CUNTS FUCKING EUROVISION CUNT DAMI IM DESERVED TO GET UP FUCK YOU
>>74035599
>Not making the same mistake as ww2
>Backing Germany
Lol what a joke of a contest. Ukraine was trash. They shouldn't even be a country.
>>74036042
Quick unrelated question: How are things there in Ireland, you know...Nigger wise?
(Not that I'm planning to run away from the spicland)
How ukraine will make a show like eurovision in his current economic situation?
>>74033000
we should have won it
they would never let it happen though
>>74044418
>Sabaton
My fucking nigger.
EN TID STYRD AV MÖRKER OCH KRIG! EN LEGEND BESKRIVER ETT LEJON!
>>74044331
we keep most of the niggers in a facility. Some of them escape sometimes.
>>74044418
Its funded by a common fund. Germany, Uk and other cuck Country's pay for it. Ukraine wont have to spend much.
>>74044522
You should since Ukraine's song was bad.
>>74044223
They're not
theres 20 million white cunts in this country and the cunts in charge choose to portray us as fucking chinks
fucking bullshit liberalism is the cancer killing humankind
>>74044003
In my opinion drag queens should be clean shaven.
>>74044589
So literally is Germoney gib money ?
>>74035247
Eurovision is not top tier music, never has been. I can think of only one Estonian song that was really good. The entry for 2009. Didn't win of course.
>>74044772
just like their boiipukki's aMIRITE?
If ukraine can win a yurovision , my doges can win too?
>>74044772
In my opinion drag queens should be sent to the gas chambers.
>>74044816
Yup. That's also the reason for the cultural Marxism. They have huge sway over the jury vote.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/russia-winning-eurovision-2016-would-7966171
>>74044916
exactly
>>74045027
wasting a valuable comedy resource, very haram
>>74031261
Eurovision.. What's Israel doing there? Isn't it exclusive for European countries? That doesn't make any sense.
>young, fat, stupid emo weeaboo girl
>literally last position
>thinks she sucks at her biggest hobby
>thinks the whole world hates her now
>tfw she will literally commit suicide
>>74031261
>EUROvision
>Australia is invited to participate
>Israel is invited to participate
Why not invite us Eurofags? Scared we'll win every year?
>>74046156
She's still cute though, I would literally like to hug her and tell that she still did better than half of those copypasta shits.
But then again, she's most likely a SJW and would certainly call it a rape, so fuck her.
>>74046483
>>74046156
DESU DESU DESU
>>74046403
Yes. Justin BTFO'd everything, and he didn't even seemed to be serious. Anybody bringing an actual song and being geopolitically relevant enough would just cruise through this shitstorm.
>>74046156
Is she the Ghost girl? She was okay, nothing special.
>>74041156
The butthurt about Australia from cucks is already glorious
US would result in actual suicides.
>>74046588
Someone tweet this to her please.
>>74046156
looks like a chubby bjork
>>74031730
>>74043523
Anyone know how the hell you get an EU flag on /pol/?
>>74046629
Why?
>>74046614
It's just that 'straya probably wasn't aware that you have to make some bland shit and actually prepared a solid song.
Anyway, top bantz, Straya. Had it not been for political shenanigans, Eurovision would have been won by another freaking continent.
>>74046614
>that image
But Israel being in Eurovision seems to be completely fine.
She got Japed. She bases her whole existence on being an anime character. Would be devastating to hear onii chan doesn't think she's special.
Looks like Bulgaria got blacked too.
Oh no, look at that. Russia won popular vote in Ukraine. Too bad totally unbiased Ukrainian jury give them 0 points.
>hurrr durr why is Australia, a nation founded by and made of European migrants in Eurovision
>meanwhile the former ottoman empire, never a part of or friend to europe was allowed in for over 30 years
I dunno man it's a fucking sing off chill out
>>74046713
Read the original post again, rather a silly joke indeed.
so who won?
>>74048714
Multiculturalism
>>74048714
Should have been you guys
This was your entry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
>>74035162
this is the song that actually won
>>74035333
But serbia would welcome it
They crave russian cock
>>74046156
Heard she's a vegan and dumped her bf because he went in the army or some shit.
Hope she kills herself ťbh
Why did Ukraine win?
Was it politics?
>>74049389
Yes
Yes
>>74049389
Probably. Ukraine and Russia always do well every year because of political reasons.
Latvia clearly had the best vocals, but since it isn't geopolitically relevant, it didn't do so well. Fucking sucks.
>>74046156
>>74046538
they should have gone full weeaboo jpop with the song
>>74049389
>No its because she has a golden voice and a beautiful song
OF COURSE NOT YOU FAGGOT WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>74049389
NO.
NO.
>>74031261
Eurovision points are worth approx 500,000 Jews each
>>74049604
That song was shit, it must have been politics
>>74049604
Do you think Ukraine will actually end up hosting it? Will Russia compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6FdGky3_4E
This would have won if it were a fair contest
>>74035247
2bh our song was mainstream pop too. She's better than that, check her 'and im telling you' cover.
>>74049777
Trips don't lie, but there's no JUSTS for him
>>74049486
True, instead she ripped off Rhianna.
>hosting Eurovision Song Contest in a country going through civil war
Top fucking kek. Truly hitting in the core ESC message of European friendship.
>>74050175
>even calling it a civil war
It's not rape if Sweden enjoys it
>>74035162
wtf is this gay shit?
Music, in general entertainment is always about entertaining people and make them feel happy not this gay fucking shit
>>74050384
ESC has always been about sappy and gay paneuropean propaganda. It is as a matter of fact very popular among the gay circles in Europe.
Europeans only enjoy it for the country bullying from the voting and laughing at other contestants.
>>74049666
Satan has spoken
What are /pol/'s thoughts on our entry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
>>74049649
That is a somewhat exaggerated figure Anon - maybe about 200,000 each
>>74051790
It was pretty good, definitely deserved more points. Although I wish the chick didn't have that stupid haircut.
>>74051790
I like it
>>74031261
Germany be all like
> sorry about that holocaust thing way back when - here, have 12 points
>>74046156
I really expected more from her
>>74052581
Is political.
And anyway, that emo kid would probably have jumped off a roof otherwise.
>>74041156
You dont want to be part of this degeneracy
How the FUCK did Czech republic have 0 points? Fuck Eurovision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR9TPsHWCe8
Hungary was p dope..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD1ESQeYU3U
>Ukraine got into the finals but Belarus and Denmark didn't
That's some bullshit I tell ya what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM07r57QqGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGz12i-wGd0
Latvia should of won.
>>74051790
One of the better ones for sure, our entries are just fucking embarrassing
>>74049692
They will most likely bankrupt themselves hosting the event. Unless they sink into more debt by getting a loan from germany and france. Either way it wont be good and yeah , we will have Dimitri the VDV paratrooper & friends dropping directly into stage to "win".
Ayy
>>74031369
The German population have a history of being Russia's whores.
>>74042310
>This years song quality has been one of the better one if you ask me.
You have got to be fucking trolling, it was beyond abysmal but then i guess coming from the country that gave us j-pop you're probably accustomed to shite music.
>>74056147
So, which year for the past ten or twenty has had a better line up of music in eurovision?
>>74049389
It's always politics and diaspora, lel.
>>74042653
So, how would ur ultras react on a gayrovision next year?
>>74031261
I think it's ridiculous that Israel are in it in the first place and Azerbaijan and Georgia
mfw I and my family unironically liked half the songs (probably the best lineup of songs I can remember, they're still all complete garbage but most of them had decent choruses which is all you can really ask for from Eurovision), and Ukraine probably deserved to win, next to Russia, but ofcourse Russia isn't going to win (leave it to /pol/ to get butthurt when countries vote politically)
>>74031872
amen brother, that's why ukrainian anti-russian song won
>>74037322
>it was a popular vote
>Russia gets most people votes
>suddenly wild jury appears
>OY VEY WE CANT LET THEM WIN!
Yeah...
>>74033000
>0 points to Czech Republic
Fuck them. Why even announce it like this ?
