Ukraine 1st
Australia 2nd
Bulgaria 3rd
Sweden 4th
France 5th
Germany LAST with a total of 10 points !!!
AHAHAHAHAHAAAHA! Not even the shitskins from other countries vote for the krauts !!
Rigged as fuck
>>74019974
russia btfo
The new voting system to me just represents the European Union. Take away voting power from the citizens and give it to selected "experts"
>>74019974
>>74019974
based tatar
t. crimean tatar whose family fled from st*lin
>Ukraine
Wasn't their song literally muh 6 million?
>>74019974
>Eurovision
What is this all about?
good job ukraine
Gas ukraine desu.
Thanks for ruining my evening you mongols. Not even mad just dissapointed.
Fucking Australians
Thank god they didn't win
>No lemonade for Australia
Man this shit was shit. I can get Australia getting points because "muh meme/exotic country", but Ukraine? That song was actually bad.
Russia got robbed by the judges
>>74019974
Fucking rigged shit.
Russia clearly won this. Best shit is when Poland got 0 from Ireland and they're like biggest minority here.
Such fucking lies.
>winning with a political muh feels song
The jury has to be 100% jewish
>>74019974
We had an entrant?
>please don't be an abo.
>>74020049
Ofcourse it is familie
One big propaganda show
>>74019974
Poland was last in Jury and 3 by vote. How can something be so corupt. Love you Poland stay based.
>>74019974
Wasnt ukraines Song about tartars in crimea being the original folk.whilst completely ignoring Greek colonization of the crimean Peninsula?
t. Someone who doesnt give a shit about Eurovision
>>74020293
>Israel
>Talking about Europe.
Fuck off
Poor Australia. Eurovision is rigged to fuck.
At least Germany got fucked over, cunts deserve it.
ENJOY YOUR COLD GAS-LESS NIGHTS, UKRAINE!
Cuckraine and Austlelia.
yearly reminder that the eurovision is fucking horrible
>>74019974
Thank you for the votes, fellow Europeans.
>>74020049
Who the fuck would anyone want to purposefully rig a game in favour of Ukraine?
the russian song was shit, admit it
>>74019974
Woo Australia you guys did good.
Who cares what the jury thinks?
RUSSIA officially won the peoples vote
thats what matteres
Prepare your anus, Ukraine, because tomorrow Putin will be taking selfies in Kiev, The Russian Federation
>24 by jury
>3rd by voters
Nice one
>>74020425
>Burger
>>74020398
I think you already know the answer.
[spoiler]Jews[/spoiler]
WTF THIS TATAR WHORE BACK TO KYRGYZSTAN YOU GO!
THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED
HER SONG WAS LITERALLY "MUH 2 GORILLION
>No political songs allowed guys
>Unless it's negatively aimed at Russia, then it's okay lol.
Fucking Jews I swear.
Merkel is celebrating now
>>74020483
Pls make this happen greatest ally
>>74020453
>murrican education
EU wants Ukraine to join to fuck over Russia
To be fair Ukraine finishing higher than Russia is the pinnacle of kek
UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw
Dangit. Almost
>>74020574
Jury is probably made up of old useless babyboomers who hate russia for no apparent reason
>>74020380
Nah, an Asian.
>>74020351
Poland: 7 points from the Jury
230+ points from the people.
What a joke
Jesus, that was tense. Thank you for your support, bros.
>>74020425
Because Australia and some other non-EU countries are a part of Europe
>>74020537
What a surprise since most of your people don't even live in your shithole country
That new score system was alright though
>>74020468
The Russian song was absolutely the best one. The German song wasn't half bad either and could've at least hit the top ten.
This voting system is more complimentary to rigged votes than the last one, or at the very least makes rigged voting more obvious.
>>74020453
damn you dumb
>>74019974
Apologies that was the jury votes.
The final results + (Jury + People voting in picture attached.
1st Ukraine
2nd Australia
3rd Russia
5th Bulgaria
6th Sweden
Krauts, last 10 points!!!!!
>NON-WHITE WINNER
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>>74019974
the fuck is this ukrainan song? some kebab sounding language.
is this a parody?
ukraine is not slav anymore but jamal? any ukrainfag got a backstory?
Posting the real eurovision winner song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY
>>74020198
It's not realy new, there were always juries votes
>>74020224
yup
>muh 1944 ebil stalin fugg u rusia big bad
![vigXzT[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/M6Zfa6b.png "vigXzT[2].png")
Gee and here I am sitting wondering who could be behind this shit winning.
Why did I ever think the result would be different?
>>74020631
Can't even blame your average "muh homophobia" sjw considering Russia won the popular vote by far.
russia got robbed by the jury
>>74019974
ohh, havent seen your thread.
>>74020498
>>74020498
>>74020498
Decide which one you prefer.
> Germany does everything for EU and multiculti and w/e
> one of the last
nigga what the fuhk this is unfair
>>74020667
>Russia stole your clay.
>You won Eurovision.
Sadly still a net loss for you.
Next ESC will be in Russia if you catch my drift.
>>74019974
RIGGED BULLSHIT
Germany represented by a weeaboo...good thing we got the last place
First three coutries are not even real europe
Russia was the most famous by popular vote even in germany
German kike jury giving 12 points to israel
Straya represented by gooks
What a time to be alive...
It feels like bizarro pol but it is real life
>>74020351
I believe those were jury votes
Wish you could see that russian butthurt happening now.
>>74019974
>taking the eurovision seriously
all the countries with actually good music dont really care and put on total crap. e.g the UK
>>74020483
this
>2017
>try to host Eurovision
>Putin goes further to the west and assaults Kiev
>all singers die in a missile strike
>mfw
>>74019974
>Germany LAST with a total of 10 points !!!
It was 11, okay?
Also this jury shit killed it. They removed all the fun from the show by now showing which country gave how many points to whom. Instead we got to watch their boring jury shills.
>>74020830
>Russia was the most famous by popular vote even in germany
>German kike jury giving 12 points to israel
W
T
F
Australia entering a European song contest with a Korean singer and their points are presented by a chinese skeleton
I literally couldn't stop laughing at how based they were
>eurovision having anything to do with music
I haven't listened to every song, but i listened to some of the semi finals and each one i listened to was just a complete shitshow.
Always been rigged. The major soccer events are rigged too.
>>74020850
why? Eurovision 2017 will be in Russia, if you catch my drift :)
>>74020667
Thanks ukraine for relieving us as most hated country in europe now, you truly deserve it.
>>74020836
Yeah that's still fucking rigged just so Russia wouldn't win. They were afraid.
They had to pish Australia or Ukraine because lgbt illegal in Russia.
God bless emperor Putin.
>>74020632
Figures.
Where they any good?
What did they sing?
>my country has gone to shit to the tune of I think I'm turning Japanese?
>>74020689
really? i tgought it was generic and lame, but its propably just my taste.
>>74019974
yfw germany gave israel 12pts.
>>74020205
original version of the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9SrUWtcTo
>mfw Russia annexes Ukraine so Eurovision will be hosted in Russia anyway
>russia spent 1billion rubles
>still lost
>even worse, they lost to Ukraine
hahahahaha its like poetry
>>74020880
German people voted for russia
But the german "experts" gave 12 points to israel
>>74020468
the song was shit yea, but the presentation was prolly the best
>>74020744
thats a generic gay pop song
>>74019974
FUCK IT ALL
PUTIN CALL IN AIRSTRIKES NOW
eastern europe ruining this contest again. hurr durr lets vote our neighbor even if its a complete shit song
Lets crash this Union
RECHTSRUCK JETZT!
>>74021000
>canada
No such country exists
[military action in donetsk intensifies]
>>74020675
Nah Jewbro, we figured out how to secure our own borders.
>>74020974
Should have spend those 1 billion rubles on bribing the juries I guess, because they won the popularity vote.
>>74020682
wew lad, so just like yours
![1463009688860[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UXD6EUm.jpg "1463009688860[2].jpg")
>>74020973
Those niggers deserve anything bad that's coming to em.
Bulgaria didn't spend a single dime.
Pretty good
>>74020907
Luxembourg, you so mean.
>>74020632
So glad the gook didn't win
>>74019974
Ukraine in Europe? lol
UK OUT NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>74020682
U mad ?
>>74019974
wasn't russia 3rd?
UK can just Brexit now
>>74020049
Salty as fuck kankerhomo
>>74019974
Lol, they still exist?
Wait what? You couldn't even hear what she was singing... but Eurovision is a anti-Russian tool either way so.. it was obvious.
For trans now Ukraine, seems about right.
>>74019974
11 points actually
we got dubs
>>74019974
>Donbass war round 2 soon
Can't wait.
I was on the edge of my seat near the end.
Also fuck Australia, so glad they didn't win
>>74021104
1st by televote
10th or so by jury vote
>>74020293
What the fuck, Israel and Turkey also compete in Eurovision? Well, at least it's the two most tolerable middle eastern countries.
>>74020468
They were all shit, but the ESC has always been about political bantz anyway.
Only that the faggots who run the show got their panties in a twist and were afraid that the bantz might to lead someone like Poland or Russia winning, so they had to rig it with their juries.
>>74020633
true
>no votes for this qt
I am disappoint
>>74019974
the aussies should have won! what the fuck happened
American schools really are shit.
Today I learned that Ukranians are niggers and Australia is a zipperhead nation in Europe. Did the chugs compete too?
>>74020693
>closest UK gets to winning Eurovision is being in the Australian flag
>>74020945
Yeah it wasn't too bad desu, did deserve to win. Certainly deserved to be the Ukrainian "muh Russia bad" song.
HOLY SHIT RUSSIAN BOMBERS SIGHTED ABOVE KIEW!
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!
Thank you EUROPE
Russian butthurt is brilliant
>>74019974
B A S E D T A T A R
A
S
E
D
T
A
T
A
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>>74021069
SLAVA UKRAINA
>>74021205
Germany deserves this after axing their redpilled candidate
Aaaaand in our TV they are talking about how bad russia is.
>tfw no ISIS attack
What a sad time to be alive
>>74021153
>"""trans"""sexual
>muh genocide
Next year gay-win is inevitable. The big bad russian must be fough or else we might lose our degeneracy.
>>74021205
>>74021220
Might missed it m8 but votes were rigged anyway.
>>74021279
Just fu
Australia is the only winner
>>74021279
How the fuck did you win?
>>74020205
Tatars got what they deserved. They were genociding and pillaging Russian duchies for 300 years. Approx 3 million East Slavs was sold as slaves from their slave markets at Cherson.
>>74020205
Fucking stalin had one job.
>>74020812
i get it
we work on it every fking day
Can anyone post the non-jury votes? I'm too lazy to search for them, but it would be interesting to see how much votes the ruskies got.
>>74021279
>russia actually thought they could win
It was literally all over their news yesterday about how they pulled out all the stops to win a shitty singing contest
>>74021279
You're basically thanking yourop for another round for bombing.
You better prepare your poor's man russia ass.
Next year we'll bring a fucking singing koala. Then you cunts are fucked.
>>74021279
What butthurt you guys only won because of corrupt jury preventing most popular song winning.
>>74021174
but it put them in 3rd when combined
Someone make a petition about corruption between the judges. Poland 7 + 230
JUST
RUSSIA clearly won this
>>74020600
>a fucking gameshow has any say in political matters
I think you're the dumb one here bud, grab a shotgun and off yourself by one
>>74020745
Not always, they didn't have them for a while, but brought them back after Russia won in 2008. kek
>>74020891
Your country sent an arabian speaking SJW to eurovision, how does it feel?
Actually eurovision is a political sympathies contest, how could this typical russian pop-song overcome Jamala? No offense to Lazarev, but his song was objectively weaker. This jury thing was a right option to choose.
>>74021368
Something about opressed tatars and homos in russia
>>74019974
>Australia
shitposting in real life I see
>>74021416
1. Russia
2. Ukraine
3. Poland
>UK got 2 on the phone vote
>Germany got 1 on the phone vote
HAHAHAHAHHAA NO ONES LIKE YOU
>>74021279
>Tatars rape and pillage Ukrainian lands for centuries
>capture lots of Ukrainian women to sell as sex slaves to t*rkroaches
>Russia comes in and removes the cancer
>centuries later dipshit cockholes choose a Tatar slut over their own brothers
Mate...
>>74021279
>шт
how barbaric
>>74021424
i'm simply waiting for the day you lads just drop an actual god damn Emu into eurovision and watch it bully everyone into handing you lot the win.
>>74021194
our songs were actually good but erdogan said this contest is political bullshit and we are not joining
>recep "i hate everything" erdoğan
this woman won eurovision back then with that first song, but song starting at 1:50 is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ23T_NHuY8
>>74021455
>burger is too dumb to realize how propaganda works
Figures.
The funny thing is
we dont have money to hold ESC17
>>74020604
Moskals got cucked
>>74021368
How the fuck did you get 12 points from our jury? I almost choked on my fucking beer. Your 'song' was fucking godawful.
>M-muh Nazi guilt
>must give ze joos 12 points
What have i ever done to deserve this fate.
>>74021535
+15
>there's people ITT who don't understand that it's all rigged to make russia appear as bad as possible, and use various countries for as much U.S/EU/NATO propaganda points as possible
>>74020425
Jealous that your greatest ally is allowed in but not the mighty US of A?
>>74021279
You know that the jews let you win? Europe chosed Russia.
POLITICS EVERYWHERE
FUCK EUROVISION
WHY CANT ANYTHING BE FUN ANYMORE
FUCKING KEKS
>>74021521
You're saying this like it's new. We don't like Europe and Europe is butthurt and doesn't like us. We'll be glad to fuck you dying cunts off for good.
>>74020694
>sees the flag
Yep
At least it wasn't your half-nigger who won
>>74021521
1 was jury 10 were phones
>ukraine has one of worst songs
>gets most points from judges
>massive shilling for artist throughout europe because of muh six gorrillion and ebul russia
I am laughing. Ukraine can't afford to host the event. They are going to be begging all other European nations for funds to host it next year. Germoney is going to turn them into the next Greece with a loan
Other highlight of the event
>iceland nigger
>swede flirts with iceland nigger
Sweden yes!
BTFO.
what's Australia doing in Eurovision?
What instrument do they use to produce that Arabic-ish sound Ukraine had?
Also Austria should have gotten higher. That song was nice.
>>74019974
Damn, eurovision is a degeneracy contest and germans are the last ... and we are the fifth.
All these years fight for being in the last positions
GG germany
>>74019974
They aren't even hiding it anymore
>>74021418
They would have actually won without the jury.
>>74021535
We are never going to be brothers again.
>>74021589
>winning a fucking singing game-show has any effect on any of this shit
Serioisly, stop it you're making a fool of yourself
>>74021279
we chose russia
jurys chose you
>>74021535
>their own brothers
Kek
>>74020049
fpbp
>>74021479
you dumb hohol
poland was literally last one by the jury
and by the people literally 2nd
>this won http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
Did ukraine just get the retard kind of golden medal? Holy fucking shit can't stop laughing
>>74019974
the moment we get 7 points from jury and 230 from people.
Oh, wait we got 7 because we are bad goys that don't like immigrants and hate them in general.
And Russia is EBIL CAN'T WIN!
Ukraine is literally shithole that would suck anyone's dick for anything. Fuck them, fuckin slav traitors. They are truly retarded child of us and Russia.
>>74021646
R A R E
A
R
E
>>74020694
>It's in Sweden during [current_year]
>Non-white "Ukrainian" winner
>Robs the Russians
>People scared shitless that the Asian Straya might win
>German Jury gives Israel 12 points & rest of european viewers give 11
What a great day
>>74021589
Also, Иди нaхyй cyкa.
>>74021702
Dude, stop talking about things you don't understand.
Ukraine is Europe
thank god russia a shit
>>74021662
Cucking yuros, what else?
>tfw best neighbor got fucked by political bullshit
>>74019974
I don't really care that Russians didn't win despite highest popular vote.
What matters that Australian shitposters got KHAN'D.
and now these damn ukrainians crawl out of their bomb shelters and think they have the right to shitpost and banter!!!
Chill guys, eurovision is about peace and love
Why the heck did that song win
>>74021279
You won through the rigged juries. Shoo Ukroach, shoo.
>>74021738
Germany got 1 point for letting Kebab into Europe though.
>>74021800
peace and love my ass
>>74021762
Cбeжaл c нeньки? Pathetic.
>>74021765
Ukraine is POLAND you fuck
>>74021738
But Bulgaria got Dinko and still got to the top
>>74020483
>>74020590
>sucking Putin's cock this much
kek
>>74021646
>Forgeting this
>>74021823
Pity points
>>74021785
they are coming to beg for money to host next years event
>>74021765
No, Ukraine is an american economic colony.
>>74021594
don't worry, they rigged the vote to bring you in a position that would allow you a victory. they will also give you the money you need to host it
>>74020974
It's like Jeb spending 100 million and losing to Trump who spent in thousands lol.
>>74020483
If only
>>74020876
>Also this jury shit killed it. They removed all the fun from the show by now showing which country gave how many points to whom. Instead we got to watch their boring jury shills.
Yeah. They should do it the other way. Announce national votes one by one, and then the combined jury points together. Then the rigging would be even more rage-worthy.
>>74021723
That's what I'm talking about. Did you actually like Poland's guy?
>>74021578
Why do you vote for Erdogan?
>>74021862
And you are Somaliland.
>>74021783
The fact that we got 2nd and 1st in the Jury vote should be enough warning to how cucked Yurop is.
We haven't even released the emus yet.
>>74021853
Yes, your ass too. But mostly peace and love.
>>74021604
Your country (not necessarily you) voted in Merkel.
>>74021927
uhm i dont?
>its a poland and russia gets fucked by EU shitniggers episode
i don't know why my country stills on this festival, we are irrelevant
>>74021824
Deal with it.
>>74021918
yes and millions and other people too
>>74021702
Sorry m8 but it's true. That's how propaganda works. Russia should have won.
>Jury's favorite is Australia
>People's favorite is Russia
>Ukraine wins because muh politics
>>74021765
how do you say well done in Ukrainian?
WELL DONE.
>Comrade Sergey, it's ok, now please take a sip of this freshly brewed tasty coffee.
[sound of video related]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iutuQbMAx04
>>74019974
Who could have foreseen that the anti-Russian propaganda that was singled out for extra promotion by BBC would win?
>>74021918
Poland was even worse than your crap, and that says a lot.
>>74021918
>Did you actually like Poland's guy?
Oy vei they rigged it.
Does this mean /ug/ will make a return?
>>74021594
u'll prolly get the money under the table, prolly with some extra guns, just for shit 'n giggles
>>74019974
fuck you hohols your song, singer and performance was shit
Didn't watch the contest, hate how loud it will get now in newsfeed, seems peremoga was super highly desired, at least somewhere. so soviet
>>74021594
Don't worry, you will be funded enough to host a brilliant, beautiful show in the poorest, shittiest region in your country as a big fuck you to your most unfortunate citizens, like the world cup in Brazil.
>>74021862
I hope Poland returns its rightful clay after this. And Ukraine would still get to join EU and Russia would get their province in the east.
>>74021948
No, he's actually right.
Ukraine is both polish and russian clay. So this is like both Poland and Russia wins.
>>74021604
TWELVE POINTS
>>74019974
Holy fuck I almost died from laughter after the German jury gave 12 points to Israel.I also thought that Germoney would get more good goy points for letting kebab in,but I guess the power of muh 6 Gorillion is too much.Also
>7+230
>>74022013
Because mah occupation & shiet
>Israel
>In the year 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNfhj66GOo
>>74019974
YOU LITTLE RASCAL WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE 14 POINTS TO RUSSIA
I was praying for getting a bad place for our weeaboo representative but fuck it 11 points is just mean.
Its not like it was legit 100% shit in contrast to some of the other stuff there.
>>74022013
Look ay this russia butthurt, oh my God
>>74021877
This part was the best laugh of the night.
>>74021949
I can really smell your saltiness even 13 000 km away.
No offense to Ukraine, but this was the only time you deserved the win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
>>74020682
>Witcher 3, Dying Light
Kek
>>74019974
>The country is already bankrupt.
>putin set this up with his troll army to weakened Kiev
>Counter Maïdan next year after whole country starts starving to death
Or just decent song with decent singer
>>74021962
Well, technically we can't vote for any position but regular parliamentarians.
Everything else, ministers, president, chancellor and so on, is appointed by the parliament afterwards.
It's why Merkel has good chances to win again in 2017 even though 2/3rds want her to resign.
wtf is Australia doing here?
Reminder that Russian and Ukranian SMS bots have been working overtime and Australia were robbed.
>>74021770
They might as well invite us to participate then, we're closer to Europe than you are.
Of course that would never happen because we'd win every single year. There hasn't been a Eurovision winner worth writing home about since Sweden won in 1974.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c
>>74021885
dont worry. the EU will give millions to them. now they can feel patriotism and oppose russia even more. what a fucking propaganda piece this eurovision has turned into
>>74021877
I almost died when i saw this
>2spooky4me
>>74022220
He isn't wrong
>>74022220
he is right , you fag
>>74021833
Germany is fucking nazis and must atone for their sins forever.
>>74022257
Huh?
>>74020448
i vote but i alone(((
>>74022278
Go cry some salt.
It's delicious.
Not that I complain, but honestly, the only thing I liked about Jamalla's song is the instrumentals. I'd rather listen to this one. Too bad it didn't get enough votes for EV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdcJJyrIHE
Also, Paшкa клaccнo выcтyпилa, гpaфoн 10/10. Aвcтpaлия вooбщe кaкoe-тo днo.
>>74021963
Will anyone in the next election? Does he have much of a following now after his ridiculous western media stunts? He makes your country look like an oppressive wahhabi shithole, to be honest, and I don't think it is. At least the people I have met in Turkey are wonderful.
