> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
> Previous Thread:
>>74010408
Why was that old black lady on stage? When did we go to eurovision?
That German anime girl is pretty cute desu.
RUSSIANS ARE SUBHUMANS SO AS POLES
first for somali-swedish friendship
>>74012207
THIS IS META AS FUCK OMG OMG
LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE
this is actually sorta funny Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvsi96FX4A
YUNG
U
N
G
MEME
E
M
E
>when sweden has nothing else to show
ISRAEL IS EUROPEAN!!!!!!!!!!
SLOW DOWN BAKA
>SLOW DOWN BAKA
SLOW DOWN BAKA
>SLOW DOWN BAKA
WHAT IS GOING ON
LADS WHO ELSE HAS RUN OUT OF BOOZE?
Are Swedes embarrassed by this seemingly twee representation of Sweden, or is it a good job?
what is this shit... just show the results i want to shitpost!
also love love peace piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iz0WWkd-WQ
MANTERRUPTING
This is pretty good lmao
They should be in fucking monster costumes
>THE ETHNIC SWEDISH INSTRUMENT
>>74012430
looked like some scifi elk with those things on her head
>>74012451
so bad that it turns funny , right , right?
we fucking musical now
>>74012432
Nice proxy Ahmed.
Third for glorious lusitanian music
>tfw Måns didn't go topless to attract faggots and snap their necks when they approach, something like a human flytrap
>>74012401
South Afrika is whiter than Sweden.
VOTE AUSTRIA AND RUSSIA
why am i even watching this bullshit
>love peace love
THE BRAINWASHING IS STARTING
This is a pretty good jam actually
1 being nothing at all and 10 being maximum cringe, how painful is this to you?
I'm seeing lots of white people.
>>74012207
what was the meme instrument again ??
so ironic XD
>>74012488
l-lewd!
WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
We must be on the 5th plane of irony now
Why the fuck is the joke insert song performed by the hosts better than everything else we've seen so far?
GWAR!
RUSSIA will win
>>74012534
To shitpost here.
>this is actually pretty good
SWEDEN.... YE-S!
Okay, this is actually funny.
>>74012559
I don't trust you
>>74012512
called it senapi
>>74012517
It's supposed to be satire. I think?
>>74012440
> somali-swedish friendship
>somali
>sweden
its same man
>>74012549
that's the joke
LEWD!
>>74012207
That thing looks like an alien frog.
>>74012563
Not even on the scale
>>74012534
b/c you don't have a gf you could be fucking instead?
>>74012430
I think so too. I'd gently caress the birthday cake out from her head.
"jew will be the best"
WTF.
>Swedish """"""""humour""""""""
JEW WILL BE THE BEEEEEEEST
>>74012534
cause you have a weeb candidate
would be kinda funny if they'd done this bit, but sang "cultural marxism" instead of "love,peace"
fucking lordi! yes, why doesnt anyone do this shit anymore? guaranteed win
SYDNEY 2017
>>74012563
5.5 tbqh
>>74012505
me too
fuck this. all shops are closed. the fuck im gonna do?
>>74012516
Still cute senpai
wtf love peace love peace didnt know they showd thier agenda so clearly
If duberinos ISIS bombs the venue
Haha, the host goes full sweden
luv luv peace peace
THIS IS THE HYMN OF THE LIBERALS
Make Eurovision Great Again!
Ofcourse, a fucking festival of degeneracy.
Bomb. Now.
This is literally the same joke that a Dutch TV show did last year.
the polish guy is by far the best
This song is literally a collection of Eurovision memes
butter churning
>>74012605
Based Lordi
HOREY SHET IT'S LORDI
SWEDEN YES
I want some bread now
Cute Babushkas.
Please tell me someone instantly made a webm of the guy running in the hamster wheel.
anus song contest
I invoke Kek to grant me double digits thus meaning ISIS will strike.
>>74012659
GOOK'D
>>74012480
Fuck off all you have is steklovata
>>74012559
>>74012505
Got 20 bottles of craft IPA delivered yesterday. Feels pretty good famalam.
SWEDS JUST PANDERED TO STRAIGHT MEN HOLY FUCK
>>74012207
austrias is my favorite so far, netherlands is pretty good too
i dont have time to watch all of these which are the best ones?
The Spanish Channel has been putting ads until now lol
>>74012486
I think a wise Austrian former painter said it better when he said "Just because a cat has her kittens in the oven don't make them biscuits".
THIS LOOKS PROBLEMATIC
>Big tits Polish butter churner and GWAR
it just works lads
>>74012663
Raid the drug pantry.
I only have acid and mixing it with Eurovision and intoxication is a recipe for disaster
SWEDISH LOOOOVE LOOVE LOVE
fuck allah
>>74012207
>france
>amir
fuck's sake
>>74012658
Based Lordi should have used his orc voice and drowned out the rest.
WE HAVE A FEMINIST ON STAGE
>lordi
the hamster wheel was pretty funny to be honest
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
>Lordi's victory was 10 years ago
this contest is so bad
>>74012728
Kek will not will it today, I am sorry lads.
AMERICANS BTFO WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>74012727
how is this little bridge thing called?
wtf, when is voting
who is this cockney bitch?
>this cringe bitch
NO HOWWWWW
The presenters stole the show.
>>74012207
>No Aloha snackbar yet
0/10
OH MY FUCKING GOD
SWEDEN
WHAT
What
NO HOW
and america
>>74012704
Did they have a saxophone though
yo
YO 'MURICA LOL
> yo
>yo
>SIR GAY LAZER
Is this woman supposed to be a comedian?
is she supposed to be funny?
>JEW WILL BE THE BEST
what the fuck europ
>>74012763
>big boss
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHH
Daily reminder that Norway will always be the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3k7SlHEieg
Holy shit. Was it you romania who didnt broadcast
Here we go
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
>>74012659
Australia isn't european though.
WHO IS THIS MOCKNEY CUNT
>>74012763
her licking the stick was my highlight
>>74012801
09015 22 52 21
>>74012793
It's made by Swedes, what did you expect
id giv er a shag
Holy fucking shit, just get on with results for fuck's sake I have to take a nap
>>74012802
She is a minor celeb in Sweden.
>EBU
what
>female comedy
>that welsh flag
wtf is this bs stand up
is this a swedish comedian or what?
>why are we in sweden
>that is the question every swede asks themself
i didn't ask for feel
>>74012750
>cucknadian
>liking a French song
>liking an autistic faggot with a necktattoo and boring song
the fuck am i watching
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
'MURRICA YO & VIAGRA EDITION
>>74012814
There's still time
NOOOO HOOOO
Top notch humor
>thats a question swedes ask themselves everytime they get bumfucked by a refugee
>>74012842
I fucking hope not
>>74012774
Free 12 points from Israel, I don't see the problem.
Fucking hell lay of the coke love
TOP SLAG LADS
nuke europe desu
Oh I see.
It was a skit.
>>74012913
please remove this woman from the stage.
>>74012877
Yes we are. See how we're in Eurovision and ur not?
>>74012792
I remember running UBRS while watching Lordi win that night ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkfQP2KeMPo
>>74012799
british channel tunnel
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>>74012763
BRRRUUUUuuuub
why are swedes in sweden?
nuclear holocaust for entire europe when?
Im voting sooner than later.
>>74012735
steklovata>yung lean
sorry
>Yo
Murica nigger culture confirmed
Fuck off to /int/ you cuck lords.
>>74012893
She is? Never heard of her.
t-this is l-lewd
WHAT WAS THAT
not funny
>>74012895
European Broadcasting Union
Fucking bantz
>>74012908
kek
![tve7964-00000267-854[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ltmsRtg.gif "tve7964-00000267-854[1].gif")
>>74012802
Female Fred Scuttle
>>74012207
Jesus Christ the kikery in the Western world is too much to bear.
>>74012905
She's not... thank fuck
10/10 in the UK tbqhwyf
i have a question: why the FUCK do you want to force this tolerance, multiculturalism bullshit on us?
>woodruff
I bet it wasn't her real name
BARBER, I WANT LOOK LIKE I’M OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING
SAY NO MORE
I hoped that fat fuck plunged right on the floor because no one was ready to catch that fucking whale.
>it was a spam email
COMEDY FUCKING GOLD
>>74012969
Back to desert sandnigger!!!
>Swedish """"""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""
Id give her a noggin
>>74012959
MORE
O
R
E
>even our outcasts make it in other countries
Sad!
>>74012975
Graham Norton lied to me
AYYY SWEDEN WERE THE BEST
Well this isn't funny
Could Sweden just never try comedy ever again?
>>74013009
Amir from France and Jamal from Ukraine disagree.
>CONCHITA WURST'S BRATWURST
HOLY SHIT SWEDEN
CONCHITA WURST MENTIONED
SWEDES ARE OBSESSED WITH CONCHITA WURST
>>74012976
hot af
The fuck just happened?
sweden's most famous invention is cuckoldry
Do normies actually consider this shit funny?
>>74012207
goat SONG
HAHA ALL KIDS IN THE CLASS ARE WHITE
What's with all the white people. This is genuinely surprising
>Conchita Wurst's bratwurst
LA SUEDE DOUZE POINTS
>swedish classroom
>white kids
what
WHAT IS THIS ALL WHITE SCHOOLROOM????
>Swedish humor
>>74012766
nah m8 i guess i'll just smoke cigarettes and jerk off. gotta buy more booze next time.
Swedes actually care about ESC?
That's just sad.
Should've gotten Ricky Gervais tbqh
>>74012920
>sweden wtf edition
a church in sweden what
pls stop this
Surprisingly white class room
lol ike there would be so much white kids in a swedish class
Had enough of this Swedish stuff. Get Timberlake back on.
>lol Ikea amirite?
>sweden's move proud achievement
STREETGANGS IN STOCKHOLM
Why is everyone white
>All those white children
problematic as fuck senpai
Ovanligt vitt i år va?
Inte en gnutta mångkultur förfan.
yes exchange a real religion for mainstream shit music
>>74013154
I CANT BELIEVE TOO
>tfw our Tv interviewed our Francesca and didnt translate any of this swede cringe
>all those white kids
Lies
My Western privilege just got me stuck on the loo, I'm missing all the good stuff ain't I
>>74012207
>France
>Amir
Oh, boy.
Fucking heretics
>female priest
DROPPED
Even Swedish children look miserable.
>Literaly blasphemy
>>74013154
Noticed that too. THIS IS SWEDEN MATE. WE ARE FUCKING WHITE OKAY.
>>74013045
SLOW DOWN OKA
Where are all the black people.
DEUS VULT IN THE NAME OF LORDI
>street gangs
>not black or arab
>not raping girls
>>74013122
>Sweden trying to claim the cheese-slicer as their own
Dirty liars, all of them.
MUSLIM GANGS
THEY ARE REDPILLING US!
>sweden
>white class
Nice meme.
All white kids? Is this a dream?
>mfw sweden is going to win so you have to suffer through it next year too
>>74013154
>HAHA ALL KIDS IN THE CLASS ARE WHITE
dats racist ... i like it.
maybe there is still some hope left.
>>74013121
Imagine. Swedes have this shit 24/7, their entire lives. Can you now imagine why they're how they are? My brain is melting from a few hours
sweden church ahahahahaha
The references are over my head
THE FUCKING CRINGE.
SNÄLLA, JAG KLARAR INTE MER.
>>74013157
Just thought that. No diversity up until now. Sweden no?
>>74012959
Fuck off polish otaku faggot
The only interesting part of this shit is the points part.
NO FUTURE FOR EURO-DONT-IONAIRIES
>swedes making fun of arab street gangs but they're just white music fans xD
> christian church
> sweden
> not on fire
kekkles
