> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
>>74005702
Go holols.
>>74005702
www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
vote !
brb need a piss X)
>spain doing a legit good pop song
I like
>>74005702
GET IN HERE LADS
R U S S I A
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W I N S
>>74005891
(jews edition)
1st for dancing like Forest GUMP
8th for russia developing magic-based superweapons
i want to rape spain
Third for Bearded Lady. Is she still alive?
Thank you bases Australian.
>>74005909
thank fuck you can pause jewtube livestreams desu
>all the Jew flags
Kek
Holy shit that Russia performance tho
HOW DRUNK ARE WE LADS?
> 4 tins in
>>74005922
This, reminds me of 90s shit
was there a guy waving a venezuelan flag?
VOTE
FOR
BEST
EUROPEAN
COUNTRY
SYDNEY 2017
>>74005702
Cyka will win for sure
>>74005891
Stop posting this vote with only half of the countries.
>buy now goy
>>74005891
Sent ;-)
>having a shot every time an entry sings in english
Shit lads
>official titel of our contestant in our country is "manga mädchen"(=manga girl).
I hope she loses quickly.
>>74005973
perfect eurovision tactic
Count down to #JeSuisStockholm continues!
OY VEY
>>74005964
750ml of 7.5% aka faggot
THOSE HOT BLONDE SWEDISH WOMEN GOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>OFFENSIVE JOKE
SWEDEN NO
That JoJo pose
BTFO'd BY SIR GAY LASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
>dat flag inthe background
We need some Straight jackets here in sweden
>>74005702
I have allways wondered why Israel is allowed to compete. Any ideas?
Straya gook still #1
SPAIN FTW
can russia actually levitate or is it just a trick? I don't get it
KEK SUIT FOR WHITE MALES? pls someone screenshot
SELLOUT
>muslim rape food
Oy veyyyy
Is he wearing lipstick?
SELLOUT
E
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L
O
U
T
>>74005964
At least we're coming far enough in to be passed out by that point eh?
>crazy is the new black.
>Eurovision selling a straightjacket
Disgusting
>buying a CD
is it the 20th century again?
I wish someone would literally blow the roof off that building.
welcome to the internet
You can get a MAKE SONGCONTEST GREAT AGAIN hat!
>>74006038
What 7.5%er?
oh no
>>74006070
Oy vey
>CRAZY IS THE NEW BLACK
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
>>74005964
>handle of vodka and a pint of strongbow
>as much weed as I can handle
True Eurovision spirit up in here.
>>74005986
saw my first pair of tits in Slovenia on holiday when I was a kid, had a wank off a mountain afterwards. Thank you for your service.
nice jacket
>>74006057
Oh shit i missed it when did they pose?
>the cuck suit
Are you serious
>>74005996
How about that one:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
>>74006130
TOP KEK
>>74006069
>>74006069
>>74006069
>>74006069
>>74006069
LIVE STREAM LINK
>>74006026
i'd say same score as last year
cutie baltic boy
>>74005964
I'm drinking tea.
>JUST
>>74006013
Those aren't the rules. The rules are if they change language to English in the chorus halfway through
JUST
>>74006118
But anon, it's the biggest spherical building in the world.
>>74006087
he's using meme magic
So are we all going to have punch ups during the scoring?
Sing in your own language you fucking dipshits. What's the fucking point otherwise?
The only kind of normies that care about "lyrics" in fucking eurovision pop music probably can't even speak english.
JUSTS
>>74006077
Kolla upp EBU för fan
The eurovision threads on /pol/ here are much better than the ones on /int/
eurovision strait jacket
at least they know what kinda people are watching this ...
We should vote for the worst song /pol/
Spend your shekles
>>74006136
SHUT HER DOWN
I thought Swedish was the new black.
>>74006113
i'd buy a qt trap desu
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WHEN
>>74006113
>tfw it will never be the 20th century again
>JUSTS
Baltics, why are you sending all these blond fuccbois.
>>74006168
Lmao
>>74006130
FUCKING KEK
THIS GUY CAN'T EVEN SING
USE ALL YOUR MEME MAGIC FOR TERRORIST ATTACK
>>74006144
At the end. Quite subtle
FLAT
Oliver Heldens shitty rip off here lads
>JUST
JUSTS
>>74006013
it should be mandatory for the singers to perform in their native languages
>>74006130
JUST WHAT I NEEED
>>74006201
Israel
>>74006057
Please provide with JoJo pose
>>74006179
That's how I started but I fogot the rules
>>74006201
the netherlands
>>74005825
>>cockhole
фикcaнyл тeбя
>>74005964
12 x 0,33L 4,6%
>>74006031
Nothing could redpill these people.
Pewdiepie singing now
>>74006130
JUST
LOW ENERGY
O
W
No no no no no.
>>74006201
To diko mas lel
just fuck my shit up desu senpai
>HEEAAAAAAAAAART
high level fuck boy here
>Vocals over EDM
>>74006220
>current year
>not liking boypussi
Latvia confirmed for pleb tier
Woah, Latvia, nice song
>>74006214
feels pretty bad.
>>74006185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtEt0Cudt8
JUST
pewdiepie isn't very good at singing imo desu
>>74005891
>www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
Australia
>>74006246
This, would makes the songs so much better.
He's giving it socks but it's a bit boring
The backing track would be whopper for cutting shapes when ur up in da club tho
finally found the new thread
This latvian is liek "I'm too cool for eurovision"
>>74006201
Israel
>>74006246
Not many Punjabi singers here in the UK.
This early 2000's speed garage bassline thingy, weird
>>74006255
>>74006236
>sounds familiar
WAIT THIS FUCKING THIEF STOLE MY POTATO AND THE BEAT
>>74006297
I liked your entry though
Would listen to instrumental ver
>>74006246
England/Ireland/Australia would win everytime then.
>>74006342
same
Jojo pose https://twitter.com/Meiras_/status/731582971719847940
>>74006310
poles are alright in my book
Why is Manuel Ferrera singing for Latvia?
JUSTS FUCK LATVIA UP SENPAI
Cant wait for the Ruskies to steam roll the Baltics
>>74005964
3 tins and a bottle
this contest is fucking death if you're doing drinking rules
>>74006356
Thank you, here's some Koichi in return.
>>74006342
wish they'd just sticky
LIVE SYTRAM LINK
DID I MENTION IT IS LIVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
I wonder how many muslim rapes are occurring in Swedin atm.
>Heavy breathing
kek
>>74005986
might as well just let Japan and South Korea in.
>>74006157
STRAYA WINNING! YES
BEST EUROPEAN COUNTRY
>>74006352
>>74006342
Congatulations!
>>74005964
only tea
>>74006373
this
What's with the mandatory hairstyle for every men. It's like half gay and half donald trump.
who is this fluid druid?
>>74006246
They tried once but English songs have a massive advantage, fucking bullshit
S E R G A Y
E
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A
Y
latvia....null points
>stage falls away
spooked
He's going a bit too much over the top. Nice song but singer screwed it up
vote for deportation to Siberia that Tatar
>>74006440
Quality song
>Jamala
>>74006413
Every eurovision is. I'll be going next year if it's a decent country.
Might even go if it's Israel.
KEKRAINE NEXT
DEPORTATION STORY SO SAD
>>74006422
it isn't rape when the women like it.
JAMAlaya ????????
>>74006459
who is this Neon demon?
>>74006417
*STREAM
>>74006391
Did you like our gay Alucard?
>>74006446
First prize is refugees.
Oh shit, Ukraine's song calling out Russia
Who has the cuckiest country participating? I don't know much about euro vision but I bet their some cucking invloved.
I rate this one 4head/10
>jamal
>inb4 butthurt from Ukraine
every fuckin year
>Muh Taters
>Muh Crimea
Fuck off.
>1944
WE WUZ WWII AND SHIET
>Jamala
hohol butthurt incoming
I fucking hate the political message behind the song
why is this allowed?
Nice try forest pakis.
>>74006489
10/10 would deport
TATAR OUT
>>74006328
I used to think that Eurovision was a way to promote your culture and language, and not just to emulate some other culture
is ukraine even a country anymore kek
Baaaaawh, gibe Crimea back
"THIS IS ALL FOR YOU"
go salo go
1st place confirmed, westerners cant resist to vote for a cute fucc boi
>>74006443
One can only hope. JPOP/KPOP is SO Eurovision.
>babymetal
Please. PLEASE EUROVISION!
UKRANIAN NIGELLA
BOA, FUCK YOU UKRAINE
>>74006487
He's just got a Rock voice over a electro tune.
I like this desu.
I like the political theme and the departure from generic europop.
DEEPLY POLITICAL SONG
>>74006530
ukraine eternally butthurt
>Tartars
>national dresses
fucking nazis how dare they
JAMALaya
Bitch throwing heat at Putin.
>UKRAINE
>JAMAL
WE'RE NOT GUILTY
>WE'RE NOT GUILTY
UKRAINE!!!1
sounds like a rip off of suspicious minds, by Elvis with the intro
UTTER SHIT
This is the anti Russia song.
No boos?
>>74006524
AHAHAHA
>>74006077
Jews run the EU and rule Europe....
>Captcha: Berg
Fuck you Google Schlomos
Polish visiting germanistan
Bitch should sing about wołyń
sadly
>>74006519
missed him, joined on the aussie chong song
>>74006543
Australia! Finally you tune in
SYDNEY 2017
![CicakOMWkAEcvfH[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AZsCZuE.jpg "CicakOMWkAEcvfH[1].jpg")
>>74006511
>neon demon
Fucking Hohols, I thought there was a rule against political songs.
VOHLYNIA MASSACRE NEVER FORGET
>>74006558
Because SJW
THIS SONG IS ABOUT STALIN BTW
>The strangers are coming
>those fucking lyrics
A vote for Russia is a vote for better Europe!
Show the liberal cucks who's back in charge of Europe!
>>74006619
Of course
>>74006414
A rare koichi
TATAR
A
T
A
R
REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION UKRAINIANS GOY
BUT DON'T FORGET US WE DIED 6 GORILLION TIMES ASWELL
future garage fuck yeah beat is good
>EDGY ENTRY IN EUROVISION
What? oy vey shut it down
>muh genocide
REMOVE KEBAB
THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED
>>74006637
NIGGER
Good song all the same, I like it
>comparing 1944 to 2014
>>74006637
nigger
I unironically like this song, the beat is catchy.
>>74005825
i wont be surprised if Ukraine wins for political reasons
Хaхaхa хoхoл
>Song about Stalin killing her relatives
did I just hear Norton say that??
give this woman back to Russia before she looses her fertility.
>>74006558
My favorite Luxembourgian Russian.
Ukraine ... 1944, has fucking nothing to do with 2014.
Crimeans are Russians, not fucking Tartars.
KEK STALIN DEPORTATIONS
>>74006637
Hey, nigger
>>74006637
nigger
tfw overslept and missed Italy ;_;
>>74006637
NIGGER
I thought this was about diversity. Why is it only one genre, pop?
I want some classical music, jazz, swing, acid rock, opera. Come on Europe, get your shit together and stop acting like a singular.
Deport Tatars back to Turkey plox
>>74006637
nigger
>>74006658
DAMN
Get rekt Ruskies
BITCH IS LITERALLY CRYING ON STAGE
