Alright you autistic weeaboo faggots, give me what you got!
[spoiler]PS kys :^)[/spoiler]
*knock knock*
What do you call a drunk Irishman who lays on your porch year-round
>>73992358
How many jews can you fit into one car?
>>73992446
Who's there?
>>73992603
What?
>>73992762
Nosebody :D
>>73992747
I dont know, how many?
>>73992762
Paddy'O Furniture
What's a nigger?
>>73992833
Two in the front
Two in the back
Forty in the ash tray
>>73992762
>Who's there?
orange
>>73992855
I dont know, What?
>>73992358
How do you pick up a jewish girl?
With a broom and dustpan
An American walks into a library.
15 dead
>>73992855
The surname of you most famous actor?
>>73992824
>>73992837
Hehe, that made me laugh :B
>>73992949
A jew that escaped the oven right in time.
>>73992358
A nigger, a mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here".
>>73992358
How does Japan do math?
Oh, I got one!
Knock knock!
>>73993111
atomically?
>>73993098
>>73993210
1 bomb plus 1 bomb = end of war
This thread has been conquered.
Post more of these images.
>>73993098
Kekaroni
>>73992358
An old joke.
Q: How's a copper wire invented?
A: Invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.
A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says "Papa, I need fifty dollars." The father says "forty dollars?! I don't have thirty dollars! What do you need twenty dollars for? Here's ten dollars." He hands the boy a five and says "split it with your brothers...and bring back the change."
What's worse than a bee sting?
Two bee stings.
What's wrong with two bee stings?
The Holocaust
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Three bee stings.
>>73992446
>>73992603
>>73992747
>>73992762
>>73992824
>>73992833
>>73992837
>>73992855
>>73992902
>>73992903
>>73992949
>>73992955
>>73992966
>>73993013
>>73993044
>>73993056
>>73993098
>>73993111
>>73993187
>>73993210
>>73993214
>>73993239
>>73993257
>>73993262
>>73993287
>>73993323
END MY FUCKING LIFE PLEASEEE
>Why do jews go bald?
To save on shampoo
>Why are niggers fast runners?
They're used to running from the police
>>73993257
What's the difference between Italy and Rome?
Rome could win a war
What did the native indian get for his birthday?
Your bike
>>73992358
How do you make a gay fuck a woman ?
Shit in her cunt.
jimmy carr
Come on you guys, you should know better than making "Racist Jokes" :(
Racism is a crime!
And crime is for niggers :D
what's the biggest disadvantage of being a black jew?
you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber
>>73992358
What's the worst part of being pick related?
You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
>>73993612
aha
>>73993520
What's the difference between Indians and Native Americans? Indians still die of dysentary
>>73993187
Who's there?
What's a name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ash
The real crime of the holocaust? All those carbon emissions
Why did the jew stop having an affair?
HE WAS LOSING INTEREST IN HIS WIFE
>>73992902
>Two in the front
>Two in the back
>None in the ashtray because the holocaust didnt happen
FTFY
Why did the chicken cross the road?
My favorite:
What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with an erection?
He breaks his nose.
How do you call a nigger sitting next to a cesspool?
a life guard
>>73994041
A black lifeguard is when there a piece of poo which won't flush
9/10 people enjoy enjoy gangrape
>>73994184
Had a bit of a stroke there
>>73994184
People always joked that Europeans had no sense of humour, but then they literally took this joke as immigration policy.
>>73992358
>simitic
spreek engrish
Why was the African man with diarrhoea panicking?
Thought he was melting
>>73993839
kek
good
>>73994385
Why was the Brazilian man crying?
His baby's head was fucked up
>>73992358
A bigger and a chinaman jump off a roof. Who hits the ground first?
A: who cares?
>>73992358
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months.
What's the real American Dream?
[spoiler]20 Million niggers going back to Africa with a Jew underneath each arm.[/spoiler]
>>73992358
What is the difference between a tire and a nigger? A tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
what do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
branch manager
>>73994565
Goodbye cruel world
Q: What’s the similarities between a jew and a stiff nipple?
A: They both disappear after a hot shower.
>>73994385
My sides = pic related.
Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, To the left?"
Because blacks don't have rights.
>>73993954
No u
>>73994910
Is it racist to point out Beyonce is a better name for a brand of hair conditioner than a human?
the only thing i hate more than racism are black people
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
>>9/11 Victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between a jew and a pepperoni pizza?
>>The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What did the jew think of Auchwitz? He rated it one star.
How long time does it take for a nigger to shit? 8 months.
Why do niggers smell bad? So blind people can hat them too.
What do you call a homosexual in the closet? Call your friends and relatives, because the little faggot has finally killed himself.
What do you call an invisible object in the ditch? A nigger that's been beaten the living shit out of.
>>73992902
it's 6 million in the ash tray you stupid gentile
>How was copper wire invented?
>Two Jews fighting over a penny.
You just don't get real jokes anymore. It's people like Russell Howard crying that there aren't enough refugees in the country and commie students applauding him.
Did you hear about the unarmed black teenager found with 30 bullets in his back?
Police say it was one of the worst cases of suicide they've ever seen.
What do Jewish pedophiles say?
“Hey kid, want to buy some candy?”
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a nigger? Who cares, it picks cotton
>>73992358
How do you produce wire without using a machine? You toss a copper coin between two Jews.
good joke?
mayor of london
Please stop being racist or I will have to report this thread guys
What's the worst job a Jew can have?
>>73996433
pol is part of b tho
>>73992358
Was working early morning shift in a bakery with a French man and another English guy who telling Jew jokes
>4:30 pm English anon comes out with
>"Anon, how do you pick up a Jewish girl?"
>"How?"
>"With a dustpan and brush"
>French guy flips his shit
>"ZATS NOT FUNNY!"
>"MY GRANDAD DIED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP!"
>English anon mutters "r-r-really stefan?"
>"Yeah.....he fell of zi guard tower n broke iz neck
>Never laughed so much in my life
>Was washing a bowl and nearly drowned in the sink
>>73994385
>>73994583
>a bigger
>>73993336
kekd
what would I do if I had enough money to send half of the niggers back to africa?
I'd send them all halfway.
I asked my girlfriend to act out a rape fantasy in bed. she said no she wouldn't do it.
and I said "there you go, that's the spirit!"
>>73996147
nice
>>73996000
"haha isn't UKIP racist?"
[cataclysmic laughter]
every time
Bonus points if it's a brown person saying "If ukip was in, I wouldn't be here!"
Good, maybe we could get someone funny instead.
>>73993940
why?
>>73996433
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>73996433
I hope this one is not racist.
What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can’t take a joke
>>73998190
niggers
>>73993694
Haha my sides fackin India pooo poo
>>73992358
"Too bad the holocaust never happened" double whammy
Here's one
Two friends that are conspiracy theories are driving home from the bar and die in a car crash. Soon after they go to heaven they decide to approach god. One says "God, we know you are all benevolent and all knowing so we know you will tell us the truth... who did 9/11?" God says "muslim extremists, memebers of al-queda led by osama bin ladin." The other man leans over and whispers into his friend's ear "this goes higher than we could have imagined"
>>73998383
brap brap!
>>73998389
>>73998839
that is a nice picture
>what do you call a black man on the moon?
a problem
>what do you call a hundred blacks on the moon?
a lot of problems
>what do you call all the blacks on the moon?
Problem solved.
>>73992358
Who invented the triathlon ?
Gypsies. Go on foot to the swimming pool, return on a bicycle.
>>73993598
What would CDI Zelda say?
>>73998184
He's an absolute oaf. I honestly can't stand the cunt, all of these modern "comedians" are the same, they attack something that's completely free to attack without repercussions and then act like they've taken down Nazi Germany and the Death Star before they've even had their breakfast.
>“There’s no malice to Good News, or if there is, it’s directed at people who deserve it.”
The tolerant left, folks.
What divides human from animals?
Mediterranean Sea
What's worse than the Holocaust?
6 million Jews being alive.
