The cuckening of the white cis male continues.
>Oscar-winning Hunger Games actress Jennifer Lawrence is a fontrunner to play the right-hand woman to Sandra Bullock's character in the upcoming female-led Ocean's 11 reboot. This is according to a report from The Tracking Board, which claims Lawrence is "at the top of the producers' shortlist."
>The Ocean's 11 reboot is being directed by Gary Ross, who also directed 2012's Hunger Games. It would be the first time that Lawrence and Ross have reunited for a movie since.
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/oceans-11-female-led-reboot-jennifer-lawrence-in-d/1100-6439816/
>>73989323
never seen oceans 11
was that thing ever good? was this some mafioso movie? I heard it was about George Clooney playing a very good George Clooney, like he does in most other movies
>>73989446
Nothing amazing, but very watchable for some popcorn.
All male cast with good stars and decent plot.
>>73989446
formulaic heist movie fairly well done
>>73989446
It was alright.
>>73989323
Why can't women create their own original content? Are they that insecure they can only make copies of things men have already done? Women are so fake.
>>73989446
Oceans 11 and 13 were good, 12 was shit
it was about George Clooney getting 11 men with 11 specific talents together to rob the biggest casino in Vegas and get away with it
>remaking a REMAKE
>>73989617
Producers aren't female m8.
>>73989655
actually it's based on a true story
>>73989323
>Ghostbusters
>Ocean's 11
>Shawshank Redemption
How many female remakes are they going to make?
>>73989323
Can't wait for the Ghostbusters remake to flop monumentally critics and audience wise.
>>73989715
It's also a reboot of an older version with Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr.
>>73989323
Hopefully they'll abandon this after they see what a disaster the new Ghostbusters will be.
>>73989446
>>73989500
>>73989546
>>73989576
>>73989655
Nobody's mentioning the original which was pretty good.
>>73989857
H thank you!
>>73989855
>tfw it will make big news for highlighting the latent misogyny of western civilization
>>73989949
no one watches old movies bro
>>73989323
Things nobody asked for part 2 electric Boogaloo
Jennifer Lawrence became unbearable quite fast.
It's incredible.
This is going to bomb so fucking hard.
>>73990032
It's a travesty
>>73989851
After this wave flop they will probably stop.
>>73989323
I hate Jennifer Lawrence's face.
>>73989851
Wait what? A female shawshank remake?
>expecting 11 women to work together enough to pull off the biggest heist in history
This is really testing suspension of disbelief.
>>73989851
wait till they do an all female remake of a League of their Own
Has there every been an all female major heist IRL?
>>73990448
Lol no
go back to your containment board /tv/
>>73989323
>Jlaw
not this glorified whore once again please just fuck off
this shit will bomb just as bad as that niggerbusters movie
>>73990424
>>73989851
just wait until they do one of
Gladiator
Hercules
>>73990578
or wait even better :
Alien
Panic Room
Die Hard
>>73989446
As much as I agree that George Clooney is an uncharismatic douche who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, the trilogy is pretty great.
Great story, good acting, guys in sunglasses doing cool shit in slow motion to a smooth jazz soundtrack.
It's basically watching the life you will never have.
>>73990384
>having to pick a date for the heist based on periods
Top kys
What audience are they aiming for anyway? Women don't watch action movies and men don't want to see shoehorned women doing action movies.
>>73989855
>movies don't really flop anymore though, because of international sales. Even terrible movies that get panned here at home still manage to earn enough overseas to make them a commercial success and cover their production costs. Especially if the movie isn't a CGI circlejerk to begin with.
As long as the movie breaks even, the hollywood jews will usually greenlight a sequel.
>>73990639
how about "12 angry women"?
90 minutes of used goods "seducing" security guards.
>>73990384
Ever heard of Carmen Sandiego?
>>73990727
oh fuck me, nvm.
>>73989323
can't women just genocide themselves already. ffs. we just want them to look pretty and shut the fuck up and stay out of the way. they have one job.
>>73989666
THIS
>>73989851
Shawshank remake?
Source?
>>73989851
>inb4 all female Fight Club cast with diverse African lesbian lover
>>73989323
Why do people feel obliged to ruin movies by rebooting them with women in the lead? What are they aiming at?
>>73989323
At this rate they will even make The Godfather all female remake
Or god forbid, The Lord of the Rings
>>73991286
CURRENT YEAR
>>73991367
>tfw female James Bond
>>73990639
if the aliens will have big tits and look hot then why not?
>>73991455
you don't understand
Alien is a movie in which a female is only survivor of first contact of Aliums
And it was made in 80's, made by allegedly so sexist and racist Ridley Scott
>>73990639
Alien andPanic Room already have a female as main character, and it wasnt that bad.
But plz, dont let them touch Die Hard, next would be Lethal Weapon and even Starsky Hutch
How about this one
>>73991452
Will she still be called James?
>>73992053
2001 where HAL is a transgender robot and the crew is a bunch of lesbian feminists
>>73991772
I do understand my man, more than you think. I liked the first two, hell I would say even the 3rd one.
Also this franchise has been raped already by a certain movie what should exist, so nothing new.
Can't wait to see and laugh first, then cry from despair at a fat Ripley with problem glasses
>reboot
As if the world is filled with massive Ocean's Eleven fans, who go to Ocean's Eleven conventions and write Ocean's Eleven fanfiction and obsess over the backstories of the old Jewish guy and the Cockney black guy and make OC do not steal master conmen who are unbirthed by Julia Roberts' character in DA fanart.
AHAHAHAHHAA
Could you IMAGINE a group of women trying to pull off a caper?
They'd all just argue, fuck up in the most embarrassing way possible, cry when they get caught and they'd ALL rat each other out
Didn't Jennifer Lawrence bitch about not being paid as many millions as some dude?
Don't forget female Lord Summerisle
>>73992053
or what about the most /pol/ movie there ever was?
>>73990229
It's the nose
>>73989655
>12 was shit
They fucked it up Catherine Zeta Jones and love-story on the side bullshit.
13 is my go-to comfy movie, plus Pacino is pretty good.
>>73989323
So they just riding on the name?
>>73990118
This, I can't wait. I'm sure they'll realize this when Ghostbusters flops and by then hopefully it will be too late to cancel
>>73989323
If they would just make a female heist movie instead of leeching of off the Ocean's 11 name, there would be no issue.
>>73992690
so now she makes a movie where she can be the most payed actor.
They make fuckin billions just because their pretty face and even bitch because is not enough. Fuckin hate them
>>73992763
>her name was Roberta Paulson
>>73992954
this
SHUT UP BIGOTS...
WOMEN STRONK... WE NOT MAKING BABIES ANYMORE. HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN HOW TO MAKE BABIES NOW? WE CARRIER NOW.
GOVERNMENT BETTER BRINGS US SOME IMMIGRANTS FOR LOW BIRTHRATES BECAUSE THIS NOT OUR BUSINESS NO LONGER.
i guess these all-female reboots are making money. they wouldnt make them unless they made bank. i think it's retarded but i must be in the minority
I'm so fucking sick of this meme actress
>>73992763
Watchmen, but only if Dr Manhattan wasn't in it
>>73993053
>>73993053
oh yes and not to forget the real /pol/ movei
>>73989851
>shawshank redemtion
You're joking. Right?
>>73993393
>pol
>not 4chan
>>73989323
>lets have a woman beat up like 5 male guards while looking like a size 0 model with no muscles
who wants to bet this tired meme will happen in that
>>73989323
Just make a new IP, nobody has a problem with women in typically male roles, Kill Bill is great for example. The problem is when existing things get ruined just for the sake of feminism or whatever the fuck agenda they're pushing this week.
I'd be completely fine with an original all female heist movie, that actually sounds like a good idea, especially in Sandra Bullock is in it; Lieutenant Lenina Huxley is mai waifu. This however sounds like a crock of shit because it won't hold up on its own merits.
>>73989617
Because they won't sell unless they have an established franchise behind it. A generic heist movie with cunt wouldn't do much at the box office. Having an established franchise name with cunts has a better chance of making money.
>>73990758
Carmen Sandiego works alone.
>>73993521
a big reason Ocean 11 did so well is because women could flick the bean to it.
women don't like heist movies, and men don't want to watch women pretend to be men
>>73993461
This.
Just make new shit instead of ruining other shit.
>>73993443
To be fair, Black Widow is probably a result of some supersoldier serum experiment.
At least one comicbook version has gone through some Russian supersoldier serum experiments.
>>73993648
>flick the bean
topkek the first time I heard this
![Carmen_Sandiego[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0aabLLv.jpg "Carmen_Sandiego[1].jpg")
>>73990758
I fuckin love Carmen Sandiego.
that would be an excellent example. The snark, the imitated accents. Her ability to steal abstract concepts and landmarks
>>73993863
She doesn't work with 10 other women though.
>>73989323
Didn't they learn from the Ghostbusters shitshow?
>>73993923
she has henchmen
though they're all caricatures. and most are male.
but fuck. i would love a Carmen Sandiego thing
>Jennifer Lawrence
When will this meme end
>>73989323
>Hollywood is too white
>60% of it is made up by 2% of the population
>Jews still play the self-depreciating white man card for their own benefit
It really does make me wonder how long before the next Shoah.
>>73993303
>Fight Club
More like Fat Club xD
>>73990734
REEEEEEEE NOT MY FAVORITE MOVIEEEEE
>>73989323
I don't really care about bad movies. There are a lot of 80s, 90s and early 2000 that I haven't seen yet.
>>73989323
Shouldn't it be like Ocean's 55 at this point? They're rebooting a reboot to make it women this time?
Does a large enough ensemble cast of women even exist for an Ocean's movie?
>>73989701
"Token males" are still token males
>>73992064
>Jane Bond
I don't understand why /pol/ is mad about this kind of shit. They're remakes/reboots of oldie stuff, the chances of it being good regardless of gender is less than 10%.
That bunny from Zootopia will probably be a bigger inspiration for little girls all over the world than any of these shitty feminist remake flops.
>>73989323
Say it with me
F-L-O-P
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking REEE. First they started casting Dindus and shit in white roles, now they're making all female reboots and shit.
Is the new Ghostbusters movie not ringing any alarms for these fucking clowns?
>>73989323
Jlawnudepic.jpg
>>73996537
Honestly I'm not particularly mad over this other than the fact that its a remake of a remake which shows just an incomprehensible lack of creativity in the film industry whose entire job is really centers around being creative.
Add that to the fact that they've decided that remaking old ideas with women replacing the men and you don't really see any originality coming from this women can lead too movement.
>>73996841
They probably think all the controversy is a good thing since its publicity and of course the majority will defend woman right.
Women do not understand Shawshank
They cannot make a remake of it
>every other movie is a remake or a remake of a remake
>people ask for original films and are getting sick of remakes
>they decide to make a remake with a female cast in an effort of be original
Looks like anyone who hates this is a misogynist and racist.
Also,
>inb4 everyone's a scientist except for one token nig who has a degree in street smarts
>>73989323
Jennifer Lawrence used to be a pretty good gal, hell she was christian, until she got corrupted from hollywood and hanging out with that pig feminist schumer or whatever her name is. The one that's blonde, obnoxious, whines about guys, and whined about being on that one calendar.
>>73989949
>>>/reddit/
HEY HOLLYWOOD HIRE ME.
I got some movie female reboot suggestions too. How about:
Saving Private Ryanne
(Her)cules
Big Poppa's House staring that one chick from SNL
The League of Extraordinary Women
The Good The Bad and The Ratchet
Titanic w/ Lesbians
Lion Queen!
>female oceans 11
>they marry the rich guys then divorce them for 50% of their assets plus alimony
>>73999146
Jenna Maya Johnson
A remake of a goddamn remake?
Hollywood's no longer beating a dead horse, they're playing its sun-bleached bones like a marimba.
>>73989323
The clooney remake was decent but not great, why do it over?
>>73990734
A remake that's actually a horror story
>>73999146
>The Good, The Bad and the Ratchet
>a femsploitation remake of a remake
Yawn
>>73993995
Carmen Sandiego was the first woman I had a crush on.
She was a genuine version of everything which female roles now try desperately hard to be, but fail to become.
And that's her problem. She's too independent and doesn't need a gaggle of positive-reinforcing hamplanets to make her feel great. She was just great. And she said "fuck you" to the government. Carmen will NEVER see a feature film adaptation.
;_;
>>73989446
the 1960's version is good, the 2002 one is dogshit.
>>73989323
"Hey guys, how can we show people that women are strong and independent?
"I know, let's remake films but replace all the men with women!"
Because nothing says feminism like copying something a man did and claiming it as their own.
