>Lunch hour.
>Walking to leave your office space to go and buy something from the cafeteria.
>Pic related blocks your path.
>TELL ME WHY YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR THE MOST CONSISTENT CONSERVATIVE IN THE PRIMARIES.
>What do you say?
Bernie or bust, bitch!
>>73983967
Unfortunately I did, and I fucking regret it. I'm glad you lost my state in the end, Rato.
>>73983967
seriously was every person on his campaign secretly against him?
there's no way that ONE person didn't just say "stop fucking posing like you that holy shit"
i -i didnt mean to!
d-dont hurt me!!
Is Ted Cruz the Chris-chan of politics?
>>73983967
But I did
Slow&Steady m8
>>73983967
He blocked road bills and recovery measures, during a recession, in order to advance his own political career. Cruz should be in prison for treason.
>>73983967
Autist here, what is body language like this supposed to signify?
>>73983967
You won Iowa anyway why are you mad?
why does he stand like that? and why does he looks like he's melting? is he autistic?
>>73983967
"But I voted Cruz."
>>73983967
>NEW
>YORK
>VALUES
>>73983967
>Examine his face for 5 seconds in silence
>slowly turn 180 degrees
>pause another 2 seconds
>release a loud and dopey fart
>slowly turn back 180 degrees
>>73983967
N...nice human standing Ted.
>>73984346
Disgusting looking suit so it's hard to say.
>>73984346
His suit's too small.
>Wait, i'm in fucking america? How the fuck did i get here
I am sure having a guy for President that nobody likes would be a good thing
>>73983967
I'm not American.
How tall is ted cruz?
He looks like a big guy
>>73983967
"I-I would have voted for either you or trump in the commiefornia primary and general depending on who had the most votes and shit by then because I want to avoid convention. You and trump both have cons and pros in different areas but I like you both a lot for different reasons. Please become next supreme court justice?"
>white tie
>shirt sleeves not showing
>jacket looks too small
>no belt
"I vote for the better dressed man"
Goldman Sachs.
Canadian.
I watched all his interviews and campaign vids, and came to the same conclusion as America.
NOT WORTHY.
If I wanted to vote for the NWO i'd vote for Hilary because a #Cruzmissile is a vote for #imwithher.
Looks like lyin Ted got Stumped.
>>73984908
For you.
>>73983967
YOU'RE A WHITE MAAAAAALE
>>73983967
Step aside senator, your conservatism has no power over me.
>>73983967
>rounded shoulders to the point that his thumbs face 90 degrees inwards
You can't be president if you're this beta
>>73983967
Can't Stump. Won't Stump.
>cruzposting is still a thing
Are we trying to ruin the tattered temains of this guy's career for dessert? He's already dead and the memes are kinda meh tier.
Don't we have bigger fish to fry? Bezos, Soros, Clinton?
>>73983967
>I'll tell you if you let me suck you off to completion, Senator
>>73985855
why Bezos?
DONALD YOU DARN DIDDLEY DID IT AGAIN! STOP MAKING FUN OF HEIDI AND STOP WITH YOUR MEMES
>>73986017
He's coordinating and funding a dirt-digging campaign on Trump. Thats what started this latest Miller thing.
Ted "What do i do with my hands" Cruz
>>73983967
I don't support religious psychopaths or booger eaters.
>>73985855
It looks like I'm a #cruzmissile now
>>73986017
Trump started threatening him after a Washington Post (owned by Bezos) reporter asked him an embarrassing question about Trump posing as a spokesman during his failed presidential campaign in the early 90s.
>>73986221
>owned by Bezos
>recently bought by Bezos for this one reason
Ftfy
>>73985855
>Bread Cruz
>meh tier
>>73984051
Well how's bustin' feel?
>>73986524
>bernout
>busting
Only the bull gets to bust, anon. That guy gets to take it.
