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What are /pol/s thoughts on dating apps like Tinder?
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>>73977846
If your not fit or have a decent face you will not get laid.
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>>73977846
Absolutely degenerate
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>>73977846
Easy way to get laid. Shouldn't exist just out of principle though.
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>>73977846
Digital degeneracy
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>>73977846
Saw your dad on Grindr
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It's barely a dating app It's mostly used by attractive people to hook up

I know two couples who met on tinder and have been together long term and seem to be going alright

Personally I could never use it. The idea of online dating doesn't sit well with me. Maybe If I ever get desperate If I'm single for too long I might cave.
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>>73977846
I only use it to fuck sluts. I wouldnt date someone who has been on it
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They don't swipe right on me so it's degenerate
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>>73977943
If you're not fit with a good face you don't really deserve to get laid.
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i'm gonna partake eventually.

i just gotta get in better shape first. turn myself from a 3/10 to a 6/10.
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Of course she listens to NPR
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>>73977846
I'm moderately attractive and not very fit, but I play in bands and can create a decent profile. Because of that I get a steady supply of decent pussy off tinder.
It's easy enough if you've got decent text game and can present yourself in a flattering manner.
>>73977943
I'm living proof that's not the case
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>>73977846
requires facebook
I will never know
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>>73978064
>exclusively looking for women whos standards are higher than yours
Best of luck you hypocrit.
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>use real pic = no matches
>use fake hadnsome black guy face = everyone matches

and why do all women have pictures that look like professiomal made here?
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>>73977846
Good way to get a disease.
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>use PoF
>chat up some low self esteem sloots
>always feign interests to seem appealing
>they always tell me they dont want kids and want a steady relationship
>always end up fucking them bare back
>every single time

Using online dating sites has jaded me more than ever. All women are liars. Most want to be taken care of. None of them have a clue about their future. All women want a good fucking above all else. Most women on dating sites are heaping piles of trash. Rarely will any of them be worth any decent mans time. If youre someone decent you can fuck all the solid 7's in your nearby cities.

Protip: Women with children are always DTF. Never commit to anything with these women.
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>>73977846
they're only called dating apps for the women

they're called rejection apps for the men
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>>73978152
This is what im also doing
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>>73977846
Tfw they message me
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Online dating doesn't work for men unless you are over attractive.
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I wish I could have success with it. I don't understand how guys get laid on tindr. I get rejected by every single girl, even ones that are below my league. I'm not even ugly or short either.
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>>73978478
>virgin
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>>73978335
Tits or gtfo
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>>73978478
>Nowmy
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>>73978445
This. Have had the exact same experience with Tinder. Deep down, most women crave dick and want to be fucked like animals.
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>>73978478

>Ascended level of cuckory.

Fucking KEK
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I used to use them to bang random sluts.

It was the easiest, laziest way to get laid. But then the girls get attached too quickly and turn psycho.

Also, I remember I anytime a girl posted "I'm not looking for sex" I would fuck them on the first date.

Girls in there are full of shit, desu
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>>73978478
What do you call a woman cuck?
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>>73978773
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>>73978445

This.

The fucking red pill right here.

I've been on countless of dates, mostly just to get some pussy. It absolutely astonishes every single fucking time to hear a woman's reply to the question "so what are you looking for?"

>just seeing whats out there
>ohhh lol idk
>new friends

BULL FUCKING SHIT. You didn't get your job by saying those responses did you? You got your job by sucking up and saying "I'm the best person out there, I want this job, I'll be amazing at it." Women will never put themselves out there. They are looking for a man to do that and take control of their meaningless life.

A man to pick them up.
A man to smooth talk them.
A man to plan and pull off successful dates.
A man to support them / protect them / etc.

Women don't do any of those things. They are so fucked when sexbots roll around and the demand of pussy plummets into oblivion.
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>>73978755
Cück.
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>>73978831
I mean, what do you even say to their response?

>so what are you looking for
>Oh just seeing what's out there
>I'm looking to windmill slam my dick down your throat

Like, do lines like this actually work?
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>>73978919
Cuckette?
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>>73978819
>mfw i was down with her until she mentioned feminism
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>>73978952

>I'm looking to windmill slam my dick down your throat

>Like, do lines like this actually work?

are you that fucking retarded?
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>>73979025
>>73978952
They are so retarded this will actually work. I never get laid doing anything that seeks logical. Just drink alcohol and say dumb shit, you'll get laid in no time . If you're good like me you can even talk about Jews and still get some.
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>>73978010
And why are you on grindr?
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>>73977846
i'm angry about being ugly

and elves

fuck elves
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>>73978831

i've used PoF since in infancy and nothing has changed except for the carousel of faces. Every couple of months a new batch of 22-25 year olds will create accounts and continue the cycle. I have fucked women 5 years younger than me for the past few years. I was fortunate enough to be given the gift of youthful genetics and even nearing my 30's i still look 21. You can lie about anything on your profile, especially age. Seldom have any females been smart enough to ask for proof of anything on my profile.

Protip: Be someone what fit and claim to be going through a firefighter academy. Watch the pussy line up.
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>>73978748
>Also, I remember I anytime a girl posted "I'm not looking for sex" I would fuck them on the first date
Fucking this. Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>73978819
>committed open relationship
Nigga what the fuck
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>>73977846
Sex has been so easy and cheap on these sites it's not even fun anymore.
Also be prepared to be rejected by girls who aren't even attractive at all.
Also be prepared to add 30 lbs to any girls photo you see on there.

Any girl I have met online has been down to fuck on the first date, after 2 beers.

These sites are absolutely terrible if you're looking for a real connection or a girl worth marrying
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>>73979160
I get that reference.
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Not a big user of them any more. I'm not that good at selling myself, and internet dates are pretty awkward in real life. It works for some people, and doesn't for others.

I rather meet people in real life, through work etc.
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>>73978819
Almost want to hit up her open relationship to mgtow her 'committed open boyfriend'
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>>73979814
>I rather meet people in real life, through work etc.
good way to make some friends and be alone forever
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It's not a bad way for shy neets to step out into the light of opportunity and maybe get some.
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>>73979474

>Also be prepared to add 30 lbs to any girls photo you see on there.

this nigga gets it. I actually had a HAMBEASTx20 fool me with a 10 year old picture. The rage i was harboring in my soul almost destroyed her obese orbit.
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>>73977846
>Foucault
This shit writes itself
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Had a nice date with a cute russian chick last night off tinder. She was p cool, we chatted about sanctions and redpilled politics

Dumping top kek material ive found on there
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Based.

Fucked a really cute nude model.
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>>73978755
Cuckold knows no gender. All are cucks.
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>>73978374
They spend their entire lives taking pictures of themselves, of course they know how to make themselves look good
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>>73980001

Wow dude you actually met up with her? Did you think to ask her for a mirror pic?
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>>73980034

Holy shit. Where does one even begin????
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>>73980045

who is this qt? Source on photos?
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Tinder girls are pretty trash.

The only decent one for me was a Russian exchange student.
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>>73980034
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>>73980210
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>>73979025

If you're objectively handsome, believe it or not, it will work.

Anything too obscene will be laughed off as a joke, because getting dick > pretending to be offended for the sake of saving face.

Women will rationalize in your favor if they think you're hot and want to fuck.

Have you ever even talked casually with a female? They're dumb as shit, but highly intuitive. If you feel chill as fuck, so will they. If you give off some creeper shit vibe that says 'I'M GOING TO BALLGAG YOU AND DO BIZZARE THINGS WITH YOUR FEET' don't expect them to want to be near you for long.
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>>73977846
Never used it but from seeing my friends use it, seems like an awful lot of single moms.
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>>73980241
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>>73980045
Also fucked an Aussie tourist.

Christ women literally have no shame.
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>>73977846
breeding ground for sexual predators every male who honestly uses it to get sex should be mandatory enlisted in sex offender registry
I dont care if its genuine alpha chad or non-chad who is stupid enough to believe he can get sex
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>>73980314
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>>73980092

IIRC she was my first online "date". She was actually looking for a boyfriend but any current picture of her would obliterate any chances of that. I was young and stupid but she definitely taught me what to look for. She got me with the old bait and switch and i deserved it. Sad thing is was she was gorgeous in her old picture. Definite "PAWG" before that was even a term. But it seems after her ex got into Meth she spiraled out of control. She was nice but still a HAMBEAST.
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>>73980163
I forgot her instagram account.

My phone broke too.

I'll just post what I have.
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>>73980210
>tfw qt Republican hates manlets like me.
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I met a beautiful girl on tinder and we had a good relationship

she was very christian and actually broke it off after near 2 years after she realised she'd been committing a sin with the whole sex before marriage thing

you really can't win

either you date a complete neurotic slut or like me find a nice girl then have it turn in the blink of an eye

if anything tinder just makes it easier to weed out the bad girls

where does a man meet a girl these days, uni? church? a bar?

all those have their own problems

i dont have a big extended family to work with so it's hard

real shame
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>>73980314
that fuckin 6 head tho
>>73980412
what does transfeminine even mean? FtM?
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>>73980317
looks like the chick from good will hunting
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>>73980506
>what does transfeminine even mean? FtM?
I think its a dude who doesnt take hormones but wants to be a girl
>that fuckin 6 head tho
Got a fucking anti-semite here!
>>73980475
>Tfw 6'2"
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>>73980163
We were talking about art then the next thing you know she's thirsty for some fuck.

God bless the digital age.
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>>73979343
If the word sex is mentioned they are only looking for sex.
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>>73979117
Because he's trying to fill his Labor installed quota.
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>>73980317

Let me translate this for all the NEETs out there:

>Im here to fuck
>my bf doesnt know about this
>I am definitely trying to fuck and if youre cute you can be my next boyfriend.(lol)
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>>73980210
>tfw 5 foot 11
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>>73978478
>my boyfriend is gay and I'm trying to find him a date

tf is wrong with these people?
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>>73980679
>tfw 6'2" but ugly

a guarantee you get more action than I do
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>>73978478

>women are still normal, anon!
>just be a man, anon! be the better person!
>alright anon - women are bad, but it's a SMALL MINORITY!
>anon, just shit up, MAN UP and have no standards. You are the problem, even if we know women are the problem
>we are telling you that you are the problem because we are too scared to criticize women, anon

That pic basically reminded me of the entire theme of my 4chan discussions about women over the years. It's like a little snowball that turned into a fucking avalanche of denial, misandry, and promotion of slut culture, all by the same people that apparently "hate women" to begin with, kekerino.
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>>73977846
Its degenerate

Dating should not be on purely looks but common interests and hobbies. Apps like Tinder takes that away from it
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>>73980733
is 0 > 0?
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>>73977846
I used to use tinder but it isn't that great. Had some slut that I fucked a few times before I found out she was a coal burner with a nigger baby.

Won't ever use that app again. I work in investment banking so I can pretty much fuck any chick I want anyways.
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>>73980679
>tfw 1.78m tall (aka 5'10 in freedom units)
>tfw same average height in Greece as US
>tfw the memes of anyone below 6' being a manlet haven't touched me yet, and my height has never been a problem
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>>73977846
Is gud
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>>73980867
it can't be that bad anon

i'm sure you know a cute young woman who secretly has a crush on you
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>>73980241
Oh, bless
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>>73980506

Πως ειναι η ελλαδα φιλε;

how are the women there now
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>>73980825
What do you mean promotion of slut culture? Not arguing, genuinely curious bro.
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women on these apps are degenerate
guys on these apps looking for a quick fuck are degenerate
guys on these apps looking for a steady girlfriend are fucking dumb

It's not that fucking hard.
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>>73980679

>Not putting 6 foot

Havent you read this thread bro? Being honest on dating sites will get you no where quick. You really think Chad is playing by the rules? I'm 5'9 5'10 but i put 6 foot. Always pick the bitches that are at least >5'6. I had a girl call my bluff one time when i was getting her a beer..I made up some shit about head size and assured her i was 6 foot. She fucked me 20mins later.

top kek
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>>73980950
Muh dick
Sauce me with her Instagram
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>>73978755
A cuckette.
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>>73980950
You should say you'll be smarter when she weighs less than 200 pounds.
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>>73978335
That's the game you fucking child
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>>73981024
Sorry, I dont have anything.
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>>73980950

What country is she from? Definitely a solid 7 in Bugerland

THICC
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>>73981024
You should get some standards. I doubt you're ugly enough to have to settle for that ugly slut. She's not even fat girl attractive, I bet you could get better anon.
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>>73981198
>What country is she from?
>text is clearly in finnish
How fucking dumb are you?
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>>73980598
I think the idea is that by saying they aren't looking for sex, they think they are weeding out the guys who are only looking for sex, so now it's safe to have sex with the remainder because they must be decent guys looking for a relationship or something?

Or maybe it's just bullshit or trying to signal higher status or something.
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Met my long time gf on tinder, though I know that's atypical
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>>73981198
You fucking serious?

What the fuck? Are you nigger really so lonely and desperate that you find that bitch actually attractive?
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>>73978183
Teach me oh wise one
I got a cutie I just matched with but my potato comes into full force when I'm texting grills
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>>73981258

Only language i speak is Freedom
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Noice thread brings out the degenerate chads.
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Current year not disregarding women period cunts.

>He didn't listen to zyzz.
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>>73981354
I dont speak sauna language either but you should atleast be able to recognize it
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>>73977846
Tinder is pure cancer as are all women who use it. Would your mother use it? Mine wouldn't.
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Is tinder a hookup app, a dating app, or both?
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>>73980412
This is a troll account.
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>>73980970
ολα οk, Παω Θεσσαλονιkη τον Οkτωβρη για σπουδες, η μοναδιkη μη-για-τον-πουτσο πολη που εχει μεινει, αφου η Αθηνα ειναι νεkρη... Cheers
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>>73980034

There is no way somebody will ever touch that thing. EVER.
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>>73981413
Not him, but why the hell should he? If he doesn't recognize it, that means he must not be exposed to it. And if he isn't exposed to it, why does he need to recognize it.
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>>73980658
This.
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>>73981258
not to mention the mongol eyes
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>>73979024
kek ,,me too ... she took a sudden turn into degenerate land... too bad but she does actually look fairly lost..I mean her eyes.. taken objectively her looks are decent enough but the person inside is obviously nuts
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>>73980970
The women still maintain that Med beauty as you might already know. Still easy to fuck. Still blue-pilled like most of men. All good
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>>73977846

Get em to do anal.
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>>73980210
She's ugly anyway
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>>73981062
A keeper.

Fuck her and fuck her friends in front of her.
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>>73981474
No its not, these people are real
>>73981506
DONT FAT SHAME
>>73981540
So you can easily recognize things and avoid this situation in the future. God forbid he actually have some understanding of foreign languages.
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>>73980496
>she was very christian and actually broke it off after near 2 years after she realised she'd been committing a sin with the whole sex before marriage thing
Were neither of you interested in a long term relationship?
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>>73980950
What do we have to do to make her be thinner?
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>>73981645
Butthurt manlet detected
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>>73981506
You've obviously never met a nigger
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>tinder
>dating

Hmmm
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>>73981474
God I hope so...
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>>73981707

Make her have sex 10x a day.
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>>73981482
>>73981627

εφχαριστω

one day I will return <3
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Looking for a decent woman on tinder is like fishing for a meal in a radioactive pond.
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>>73977846
Sluts and whores. A Place where seed doesnt take root in wymen. A cult of wealth destruction and resource wastage.

Why plow a field where no bounty sprouts?
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Seems very degenerate 2bh
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>>73980210
>What do you call guys under 6 feet? Friends.

Savage. I like her.
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>>73981785
im drunk and dont know how to work this greek keyboard pedia

agapi apo afstralia
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>>73981785
follow your dreams son. Εγω θα εμενα στη χωρα του shitpost στη θεση σου
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>>73981891
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>>73980210
>What do you call guys under 6 feet? Dead.
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>>73981826
>Why plow a field where no bounty sprouts?
Practice.
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>>73981873

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73981887
απο που εισαι

εγω απο kιατο
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>try Tinder
>for a for weeks straight swipe right on every gril that isn't 300 pounds
>nothing in response
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I went on a date with a girl I matched with on Tinder last night, it was good and we'll see each other again. She also has blonde hair and green eyes.
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>>73981891
25? she looks about 40
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>>73980679
Hang from a bar for 5 minutes a day to strengthen the discs in your back.
If you sit down a lot, you probably also have severe anterior pelvic tilt causing a huge curve in lower spine.
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>>73981924
Does it say something like "my kid is my world"?
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>>73981891
>25
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>>73981977
lmao Λουτραkι
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>>73980984

A lot of loser slut femanons come on here. Guys defend sluts on this website and a large portion of this site is porn. Loser slut femanons also post nudes and content o them getting fucked by Chad on here all the time.

I only come on here to kill time out of habit. I've understood for a while we so many people that use 4chan are autistic, and why they can't into normal real life, and why they can't into normal parts of the Internet.
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>>73981725

Actually, that's true.
>Feels good
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>>73980034

I bet she feels the burn every time she gets off her hulking arse to answer the Pizza guy at the door
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>>73981944
Yes, I had an apprentice once. I gave him free work. He practiced sweeping my shop floor and hammering down nails. I declared him a Journeymen once he wisened to sceme of the free work he gave me.
Congrats. Now you know how to rob others, I said.
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>>73978478
Holy shit there are people that actually do this
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>>73980045

Ew, fuck the Phillipines is shit-tier at everything. Except Manny. Manny is cool.
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>>73982036
I read somewhere that tinder can ghost accounts that swipe everything, considering them bots or something. Don't know if it's true though. It would be like the modern Tantalus, no matter how much you swipe, you can never close, it'll always be out of reach.
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>>73980412

No wonder he's into both sexes, he needs every chance he can get. Look at the state of him.
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>>73980241
this one probably smells like burger king
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>met Christian girl on okcupid
>first date went to get place she cooked me dinner.
>we watched a history movie together (we both liked history)
>in her profile she claimed she was totally against sex
>start fondling her as we cuddle (she moves my hand away at times)
>start fondling her some more.
>stop fondling her for awhile
>she begings to fondle my leg
>starts rubbing my dick over jeans
>go in for kids making out now
>finger bang her through clothes
>suck on her titties
>undo my pants she goes down on my dick like it's a cheeseburger (she's diabetic)
>unzip her pants rip off her panties
>fu k her brains out she's screaming my name (Vincent)
>cum on that goes titties and face
>I still get a chuckle when I go back and look at that aluts questions where she answered she wouldn't sleep with someone on the first date
>top kek
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>>73978831
>They are so fucked when sexbots roll around and the demand of pussy plummets into oblivion.

Soon brother

Very soon

>https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/virtuadolls-an-adult-vr-game-controller--2/#/
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>>73980045
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>>73982092
I'm not sure, she just says the kid is 1 yo.
Someone posted those in /neder/ on int, they aren't mine.

But I guess putting a pic with yourself and your kid up there already proves their kid is their world. At least half their world.
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Why do they all have this dead and uncomfortable look in their eyes? Its like theres nothing there
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>>73977846
I met my wife on Craigslist. She comes from an old confederate family and has millions in land holdings to her name. When we met she was a solid 8/10 and claimed to have only been with 3 guys before (coincidentally the exact number of women I'd been with, hrm...) even though we fucked immediately. Now after a couple years she has picked up my bad habits and put on a couple pounds.

I don't think she's smart enough to realize I fuck my coworkers and sloots on Tindr all the time and I'm just fattening her up so she has difficulty leaving me/walking away with the money. My plan is to blow their family fortune on establishing an anti-confederate music festival every year on their farm after I take control.

Long story short, Tindr is fucking great.
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>>73980034
>fucking nephilim skelton hand holding those fat tits
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made a tinder bitch accidentally barf on my dick.
not hot at all.
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>>73978952

Yah. It's better to say something stupid as opposed to nothing. That Ryan Gosling quiet creeper Drive shit doesn't work unless you are Ryan fucking Gosling and even then I'm pretty sure women will be too scared to approach someone as good looking as Ryan Gosling (no homo).

Tell jokes, tell stories, ask her questions, be random, have fun, get drunk. If you are having trouble doing that, I get a pretty good buzz with a shot of liquor, 20mg of the addz, and some hookah. Then I'm talking about dumb ass random shit I'd probably be too embarrassed to watch on camera the next day. In fact, someone did record that event. My bud spiked my drink with adderall and xanax. I loss my memory but apparently was giving lapdances to chicks (I'm pretty fit btw), whispering shit in their ear and melting the pussy melt. Random people I never saw gave me high fives the next day and it lead to a relationship.

Girls want that - fun. Do that or don't bother going out. Worst thing you can do is bore a chick because we all know they can't plan for shit.
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>>73981891
>25
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>>73982613
>I met my wife on Craigslist
>only been with 3 guys
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>>73982433
>she screamed 'Vincent' while getting fucked.
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>tfw have bad a qt gf since tinder started
>every time I see tinder I think of all the pussy I could be getting (6'3" 210 fit cunt)
>but my gf is pretty awesome
>but that endless stream of new pussy
Reeeeee

I might even be able to cuck some little beta

Faaack
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>>73982662
Seconded. Fun, and exclusivity. Even if you're just sitting next to them you can be fun and exclusive. Her friend says something stupid? Lean over, roll your eyes, and go "Becky, amirite?" It's a nice subtle moment between the two of you, and not hard.
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>>73978374
They take literally hundreds of selfies to get one good one
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>>73981924
least the kid aint a nigger.
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I think my app is broken or something. Constantly "like" every girl since 1 week and not one single match.
Dunno what is happening.
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>>73980034
you can't make this shit up
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>>73982767
Glad you picked up on that but totally missed the part where I told her I'd only been with 3 girls despite the fact I was looking for strange on Craigslist.

You're not too good at reading between the lines, are ya sonny?
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>>73982433
>went to get place
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Use it a lot. For the most part it's fine; girls are usually a lot less batshit than what you find in OkCupid.

The catfishing is a real thing; happened to me last night in fact.
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>>73977846
Why are there so many single moms on Tinder? Why do they think we care about their abortion of a race mixed child?
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>>73983094
Sorry my auto correct is fucking up on my phone.
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>tfw romantic
>modern """""dating"""""

BRING BACK COURTSHIP REEEEEEEEEE
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>>73982113

we used to get water from loutraki

re otan piga eki 2012 itan xalia
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>>73981524
>curvy

So you mean fat you fucking lump of lard.
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>>73982433
>tfw there is no hidden phrase in the beginning of each sentence.
>tfw this guy might actually be serious about a hoe that was screaming Vincent
LMAO
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Genuine question, how do you guys are able to have sex with trashy dumb women who doesn't meet your standards ? Same goes for girls really. Being able to have sex with someone without any kind of connexion is a bit sad.
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>>73978831
>They are so fucked when sexbots roll around and the demand of pussy plummets into oblivion
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>>73982433

Yep. Listen to this guy anon.

I fucked up so many dates and chances for sex because I use to be a beta bitch. Forget all these rape scares and treating a girl like a lady myths, I promise you, when a girl invites you back to her place, she wants the D. Along the way she will test you to see if you are a beta. Now I'm not saying rape that shit but I am saying keep trying to convince her otherwise.

"I want you, I want to be closer to you."
"But you wore that dress to tease me. It's your fault bb."
"I promise I won't try anything unless you want me to" (lmao @ this one)
"If it's wrong why does it feel so right?" (thanks pitbull or neyo or whoever)

Keep warming her up and making her wet. When girls are horny, and I'm saying really horny, they'll do just about anything. Whisper shit in their ear, give them complements, kiss them, use tongue, touch them AROUND their private parts (notice none of these things qualify as sex). If you do it right, youll get her to jump on top of you.
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>>73983284
>implying it's not even worse now
Η επαρχια ειναι ο μεγαλυτερος kαρkινος της Ελλαδας, οχι μονο απο αποψη ζωης αλλα & kοσμου. Θεσσαλονιkη & Αθηνα μονο.
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>>73982442
>Soon brother
>Very soon

It has begun.
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>>73982072
Ugh I know for a fact I do and I lost about half and inch of height. I need a teeter
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>>73983369
She was all over my dick after I started rubbing her leg. Also I was nibbling her ear and blowing in it. She was alittle chubby but worth the fuck. I loved cumming all over that hoe.
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>>73980210
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It can work. Met my girlfriend on Tinder while I was traveling to Europe last summer. Flew 4,000 miles a few months later to see her and then she came here for a couple of weeks. I'll be going back in a few weeks, and eventually we're planning on her moving here to live with me. It can work, anons.
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>>73981540
Dude, It's a weird language, and the poster is from Finland. If you can't figure out what language it is, you are retarded.
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>>73978755
cuckquean. seriously.
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>>73983543

Are you that russian guy who hates women?
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>>73980210
>1 Interest
>Donald J. Trump
This has to be a ruse.
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>>73983369

Knowing when and how to get the perfect first kiss is crucial in my experience. Alright, so if you want to fuck then obviously it has to start somewhere. Get close, lean in, but only keep going in if she clearly knows what you're doing and moves in herself. Back away if there is any hesitation. She's either not there yet, or she isn't there and isn't interested in anything beyond your "first date." Maybe she wants to see you again and maybe not. In each of my few relationships I've always had sex on the first date. That stigma should probably just go away unless you're deeply religious.

>>73983369
By the way, not telling you this just saying in general.
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>>73983483
η αθηνα ειναι ζουγkλα.επαρχια ειναι αναλογα την πολη
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I hate it because I can't get laid off of it
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>>73983483

tha ithela na imoun eki na voithiso

alla etsi pws fenete

kalitera na eimai afstralia kai mono na paw gia diakopes

ponai h kardia mou gia tin ellada
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>>73977846
Have me a latina girl with hige boobs that loves my cock and cleaning, she also gets straight A's in her math degree, I laugh at anyone using tinder

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lets-make-america-great-again
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>>73984344
kατα τη γνωμη μου ολες οι επαρχιες ειναι σkατα λογω μη ανεπτυγμενων εγkεφαλων. Οι νησιωτες ειναι βλαχοι & πιστευουν οτι ειναι οι kαλυτεροι στα παντα kαι ολοι οι Πελοποννησιοι kουτσομποληδες. Αν η Αθηνα δεν ηταν τοσο αχανης kαι βυθισμενοι στους λαθραιους θα ηταν cool
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>>73984507
ειναι περα σωτηριας δυστυχως. αν δεν μ'αρεσει η σχολη που θα παω φευγω για Δανια & στα αρχιδια μου ολα
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>>73980210
>I'm not like other girls, I like Donald Trump xD
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>>73978188
I got a fake Facebook made so I can see how the integration works, and I've used it to log into a few websites.
What ended up happening is I forgot that I don't have a proper account, and purchased a phone with that fake Facebook account, and I had trouble getting it since my ID name didn't match the "name of the person ordering it", which was obviously a fake online nickname. Managed to sort it out, but it was a thrill.
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>>73977846
I think I would like it more if I wasn't so bad at it. Plenty of advice in this thread though.
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>>73984653
για τα μυαλα εχεις διkιο.ο kαθενας πιστευει οτι το μερος του ειναι το kαλυτερο.αλλα π.χ. αν δεν μπορεις να εισαι θεσσαλονιkη τα γιαννενα,ο βολος ειναι ωραιες πολεις αλλα με σkατενιο kοσμο.η θηβα,η λαμια ειναι σkατα πολεις με σkατενιο kοσμο.
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>>73983344
Alcohol
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>septum nose ring
>drawn on eyebrows
>single mom
>'the angles' fat pictures
>#3rd tattoo and counting!
>if youre not into piercings and ink fuck off
>TAKE ME ON ADVENTURES
>not here for hookups
>just looking for friends
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>>73980317
Cashier
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>>73984653
>>73984735

exoume pola pedia edw apo ellada pou doulevoune 6 meres 12 wres tin evdomada mono gia na zisoune stin afstralia

edw sta σουβλατζιδιka

fuck this shit
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>>73978831
>The fucking red pill right here.
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>>73985346
>he thinks he'll find wifey material on an online dating service
>currentyear
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>>73981540
>previous year +1
>not recognising Mongolian
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>>73980679
>>73980733
>6'1, 7/10 face & body, immediately bored with sex due to too much masturbation.

Let my listless dream end.
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>>73985568
>ywn find Sunflower from Okcupid in real life
There is great injustice on this horrible earth
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Further digitization of an already over-digitized society. Just fucking go out and meet people.
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>>73977846
In Texas, it's not even degenerate. A fuck ton of people in TX get married through Tinder.
Swipe right on a few conservative women, go on a date with one, pump out a few kids. God's country.
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>>73978183
>but I play in bands
Well, that's kind of the reason it works for you.
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>>73980679
>tfw license says 5'11"
Should have just said 6 foot
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>>73977846
I don't want to date/marry a girl who uses it, and I would assume that she would expect the same of me. So no.
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>>73977846
Good fun to troll retarded tinder sluts
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>>73977846
Absolutely degenerate
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>>73982539
Thousand cock stare
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>>73977846
Great for a cheeky blowy desu.
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>>73980034
>2133 Instagram photos
>mfw
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>>73986267

>bi gender

>never he

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS
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>>73982433
>(Vincent)
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>>73983272
*tip*
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That thing shouldn't exist in our world.
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>>73982433
>(she's diabetic)
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>>73986367
that's hot
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>>73982813
Same situation here, been with my gf for 5 years now. I miss banging random girls and never seeing them again. To be fair I've gotten fat in that time and I'd probably have no idea what to even say to girls now. Swings and roundabouts.
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>>73978629
>im not even ugly

Keep telling yourself that
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Let me tell you the tale of my SJW date.
>201x
>be 18
>recently moved to LONDON to live for work
>message any girl interested in anime on OkCupid
>get a date with one
>go pub
>she's a feminist SJW and keeps shouting about casual sex
>tell her I'm a conservative
>she looks horrified
>we bang anyway
>feel nothing but she's clearly interested
>on our next date for banter I wear a £1600 purple pvc trenchcoat, a trilby and a snakeskin wallet (£3000 value of clothing altogether)
>act like a huge dick
>she's no longer interested and we haven't spoken since
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>>73977846
I've only used POF and Okcupid. Most people I met off of POF were damaged and have issues. Okcupid dates were decent. I met my bf from okcupid. We're together for a year and a half now. Can't complain.
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>>73981381
He's not going to make it, bro
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>>73987082
I wonder how much suck they've given
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>TFW 25 year old virgin

It's over. Every girl above 12 has fucked 100 niggers and chads.
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Degenerate.
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>>73977846
If it was up to me Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, Tinder, and all that would be banned. Anyone found with an account in the UK would be imprisoned.
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>>73978755

Wife material.
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>>73985548
>that picture

I went out drinking with a bunch of friends on christmas eve and some girl was there who's a friend of a friend of a friend or something like that, I'd never met her before. She was easily a 9/10 and she was being a huge cunt since she could get away with it since everyone was drooling over her. She was insulting everyone and she tried it with me, I shut her down with something similar to that picture, she then started with the "I bet you're a virgin" shit that girls use as a last resort, told her I have no interest in her since she's boring and average looking and she'd be lucky if I put my thumb in her arsehole and made her taste it. Everyone went silent and she burst into tears. Later on she kept sitting next to me and trying to play everything off like we were having banter but I just ignored her.

The power you have over women when you're not interested in them is incredible. If I was single and thirsty it might have been a different story.
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>>73982991
Stop liking everyone
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>>73980210
I'm 6'1 and THIS STILL FUCKING PISSED ME OFF
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, rage
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>>73983344
self-loathing
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>>73980034

dat phone case tho
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>>73987822
hope this is true. good on you man. you're my hero anon.
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