What did he mean by this?
>>73968475
Price of energy is gonna go up. By a lot.
>>73968475
>keep it in the ground
it's not in the ground stupid it's in the ocean
>>73968521
they'll just start production up again
prices were already rising artificially to combat a potential crash thanks to surplus US production
>>73968475
>spills like this aren't rarte
yes they are
>thats why need to ban offshore drilling
then where the fuck are we supposed to get oil?
>>73968622
>then where the fuck are we supposed to get oil?
Saudi Arabia, duh.
Aren't there more leaks from oil tankers than offshore platforms?
>sheil drilling is bad!
>sea drilling is bad!
fucking leftists
>>73968622
>where the fuck are we supposed to get oil?
From windmills or something, I think.
The oceans are really x10000 big. It wouldn't matter if there's 10000 oil spills every second that's how big oceans are. Berniebrah just wants to help out Communist China by making yanks powerless.
>>73968945
>expecting Comrade Panders to know shit about anything
Communists are retarded
>>73968622
we use hydrogen
>>73969114
that's fucking savage
Typical Bernie post:
*picture of unfortunate thing everyone thinks is bad*
TRUMP DID THIS AND HE'LL PROBABLY DO IT AGAIN. WE THE PEOPLE GOTTA STOP THIS NOW. VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I WILL STOP BAD THINGS FOR FREE.
>>73968475
How can liberals be this stupid? There's a great resource out there, and they think it's a GOOD THING not to exploit it?
We need to ban offshore drilling because a few spills happen?
>>73968475
>Keep it in the ground
>Oil fucks up again
>Farm land, crops and animals all get fucked by it
>Small towns in places like texas then just starve to death
RIP
>>73969749
NO ONE FUCKING WANTS OIL SPILLS BUT THEY HAPPEN JUST LIKE ANYTHING ELSE WE STILL DEPEND ON OIL RIGHT NOW SO WE GOTTA DO IT.
Fuck Bernie good thing young people suck at voting
>>73968475
>SO I KEPT IT IN THE GROUND
>I BOUGHT TESLA ANYWAY
>>73969942
>Small towns in places like texas then just starve to death
>implying leftists care about rural towns
Why wouldn't you want to live a sprawling metropolis of urban and cultural decay? Its 2016, I mean come on.
90,000 gallons doesn't even sound like that much? I mean, in comparison to the fucking ocean.
>>73968555
>prices were already rising artificially to combat a potential crash thanks to surplus US production
Christ.
>implying prices rise as a result of increased production (not "surplus", you don't seem to know what a surplus is)
>implying the US are the ones over-producing
>implying you can just "start production up again" when offshore drilling has been banned
You Americans should be the ones responding angrily to suggestions by the left that offshore drilling and fracking should be banned. SA is currently trying to starve US energy companies by flooding the market to hit their prices.
Your enemies are conspiring to ruin your economy, and the left are complicit in their efforts.
>>73968527
whats at the bottom of the ocean
>>73968475
He wants to landlock India.
>vote for me, working class
>kill thousands of jobs
>>73968475
>ban offshore drilling
>after onshore drilling was banned
wew
Yes, comrade. Let us forsake the eco-imperialism that is petroleum. Then we shall embrace the bosom of Mother Gaia by expanding wind and solar power. Furthermore, now that non-electric vehicles will be unusable, we can melt down all these abominable cars and airplanes to make beautiful new electric trains. Then we teach white people about their privilege by bulldozing their houses to make way for new railway infrastructure, creating millions of jobs for our oppressed minorities and immigrants in the process. But the best part is that it'll all be FREE.
I'm Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message.
>>73970136
A germ on the speck on the fly on the hair on wart on the frog on the bump in the log in the hole
>>73970136
It's cute when my fellow millenials attempt to demean someone's intelligence while typing like a retard.
>>73968475
Switch to nuclear obviously, also open borders.
>>73970136
>whats at the bottom of the ocean
the arizona
Oil is basically making money off of dead things, like Bernie's campaign. That must be why he hates it so much.
>>73970136
Ground c:
>>73970136
The plughole.
>>73970518
bretty gud
>Gulf of Mexico
>Mexico
BUILD SEA WALL
>>73970522
this burned. nice dubs btw
>>73970518
*facepalm*
>>73970518
not bad tojo, i'll allow it
>>73970518
DELET THIS
>>73968475
Where does this turbokike think we're going to get oil? Which, by the way, is necessary for things beyond energy like the plastic his supporters' dragon dildos are made of.
>>73970136
A pineapple under the sea
>>73968475
>>73968475
>spills like these aren't rare
They're very rare, it's why it's fucking huge news when this happens.
It's why BP is still paying for the gulf spill they had both in money and reputation
>>73970518
Kek
>>73970411
Mighty kek, friend
>>73970136
These guys (and qt 3.14)
>>73968475
that doesn't even look like an oil spill. I thinks its marine growth, what a dumb fuck.
>>73968475
We need to build wall to stop brown spills from Mexico
>>73968475
no oil, no coal... cold winters... good thing we have global warming
>>73970518
Bravo
>>73970518
see ya on reddit
>>73970937
OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT'S GLOBAL COOLING, WINTERS ARE GOING TO BE COLDER THAN EVER!!!
>>73970078
BIG NUMBERS FOR BIG DRAMA
>>73968622
>then where the fuck are we supposed to get oil?
we could always go back to whale blubber
>>73968475
every oilrig I ever worked on had a wee slick like that coming from it , no harm done.
>>73968622
Fucking Americans everything comes to oil.
>>73970136
Go fuck yourself you fucking American faggot
There's so much oil under the gulf that it seeps out of cracks under the water and floats to the surface. Tar balls are always washing up on the beaches whether we drill or not. Same thing in southern California.
>>73971062
That's what the OPs post is about, it's not like he's changing the subject, friend.
>>73970518
>>73970518
nice
>>73970986
NO YOU FUCKING MUNG ITS GLOBAL MILDING ALL TEMPERATURES WILL BE MORE MODERATE THAN EVER BEFORE!!
>>73970411
AND THE GREEN GRASS GREW ALL AROUND ALL AROUND
AND THE GREEN GRASS GREW ALL AROUND
>>73971195
Climate studies show that pool water will taste bad, ocean water still salty.
>>73970518
Ten points to nippondor
>>73970518
:^(
>>73968475
does he just not understand anything?
where the fuck is our energy going to come from?
he just keeps saying "lets get rid of all this nasty shit" but doing so would fuck everything up forever
goddamnit i hate bernie
>>73971096
This. Ever heard of "tarheels" and "tar babies"?
Funny that libruls always want to ban shit but never push for rewarding efficiency. It's like they don't understand science.
>>73968475
yeah lets worry about a little oil
that thing that runs the entire world, lets shut that down. its obviously the most terrible thing thats going on in the oceans..
yeah #feelthefuckingbern
>>73968475
Remember that big oil spill? Remember it caused 0 permanent damage and microbes ate up all the oil?
>>73971396
I swear he needs to be put in a retirement home
>>73970518
DELETE THIS
We've been fracking and offshore drilling for decades you dumb cunt
>>73970518
>>73970697
the dragon dildo shall be produced from bio digestable bioplastic
>>73971491
We can't frack, MY PRECIOUS WATER TABLE REEEE
We can't drill, MY PRECIOUS ENVIRONMENT REEEE
We can't drill offshore, MY PRECIOUS OCEAN REEEE
You have 2 options, noisy inefficient windmills, or converting everything to being solar powered, git with the times grandpa
>>73971600
Windmills kill birds and solar panels kill desert lizards you fucking bigot
>>73970078
its about 2000 barrels,a miniscule amount
>>73971600
>Not suggesting the obvious Nuclear Power
>>73971436
I don't actually.
>>73968475
As much I wouldn't want oil in my water, that looks like a red tide algal bloom, which is caused by fertilizer and sewage runoff into the water. It's still toxic and harmful, but it's an entirely different problem from oil.
>>73970518
Damn... You got us good, not even gonna try to refute this.
>>73971766
CHERNOBYL
>>73971766
But nuclear power probably kills minorities or something
The only solution is to burn dead branches for heat.
>>73971766
Bernie wants to ban offshore drilling and fracking and nuclear. He's retarded.
>>73971772
That much of a newfag that you weren't here when it went down?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepwater_Horizon_oil_spill
>>73970518
I don't get it. Explain it in terms a polandball can understand.
>>73968521
Good.
>>73970136
Uh... jews?
>>73971914
Pearl harbor kamikaze attack
>>73971896
>Several studies suggest that microbes successfully consumed part of the oil.[60][162] By mid-September, other research claimed that microbes mainly digested natural gas rather than oil.[163][164] David L. Valentine, a professor of microbial geochemistry at UC Santa Barbara, said that the capability of microbes to break down the leaked oil had been greatly exaggerated.[165]
>>73970411
>>73968622
From free college.
>>73971978
So? Contrary opinions usually get put on the articles as well. Plus if its a fact that can make oil look more evil then of course they'll push it because Obama was coming down hard saying we needed more environmental protection when in fact it wasn't a big deal and it fixed itself.
What did he mean by this?
>>73972106
Such id
>>73970765
This
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/36274989
Daily reminder that black people are animals
>>73972106
Wow what a post. Do you actually have a source verifying that microbes cleaned up most of the spill? Do you also want us to ignore the multi-trillion dollar oil industry that would want us to believe that was the case as well?
>>73968475
OK ban offshore drilling.
> It's all going shale (which is interior) now anyway.
>>73968475
>1776 retweets
BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
UUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73972266
If it was seriously damaging the people in the area would still be throwing a fit about it and you would hear it everywhere because everyone loves a chance to shit on oil companies, but nope not a word because its clean and clear and there wasn't any lasting issues unlike what they were predicting. It was Al Gore hockey stick levels of destruction they were predicting.
Go plug in your faggot electric car
offshore drilling would not be poossible if megalodons were still around.
nature only has itself to blame for this tradegy.
>>73972359
No source then. I figured.
>>73972393
lol what
>>73970518
DELETE THIS
>ban offshore drilling and
Replace it with nuclear power!
>>73970518
my sides lost 15 kilotons
>>73972439
Looks like I won yet another argument. Get rekt kid
>>73972755
You gave up so now you're making lazy shitposts? Let's recap
>you make a claim
>I question it
>You link to wikipedia which doesn't even support your claim
>I point this out
>You get upset and start the personal attacks
>I merely ask for a citation
>now you lazily shitpost
Don't hurt yourself.
>>73972914
All this damage control after being btfo
>>73972960
If I keep responding you'll keep making embarrassingly dumb posts right? Here's another (you) so let's have another.
>>73968475
>ban offshore drilling
Have fun with those plastics and polymers that currently control your entire economy, nevermind the energy crisis when you find out how expensive solar actually is on such a large scale
>bernie phonebanks
>>73971062
If you know anything about our infrastructure and production lines you know that EVERYTHING comes down to petroleum and everything is based on it, from plastic to pesticides and everything that derives from these things
We as a society are addicted to the stuff but we should make strives to move away from using it in irresponsible ways not just getting rid of it because that IS the death of the modern world
>>73972484
mega-fucking-lo-bitchin-dons
do you need a voocarooo next?
>>73970518
see you on /r/4chan my friend
>>73973147
This. I'm all for finding alternative energy resources and such, but not because we're "saving the environment", only because we need that oil for other resources.
>>73971914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Arizona_%28BB-39%29
>>73972557
well played poland.. well played
>>73968475
>Ban fracking
>Ban offshore drilling
We will power the country by blowing into a straw
Also since Fracking has started oil prices went down slightly now they're going right back up to where they were. Can anyone explain?
>>73973415
We'd get rid of them if they were a problem.
>but they're big
We have weapons and shit. We could use bioweapons against them, or just hunt their main sources of food to extinction, not to mention basic shit like torpedos.
>>73968475
This is why I want Bernie to win the Dem nomination. Bernie Vs Trump would ensure Trump victory.
>>73968475
>ban national oil production
>now you can only import oil from the mudslimes
>slave to saudi arabia for all time
Good work barnles
What is Bernie going to do about natural oil spills from underwater geysirs?
>>73974023
We must invest billions to send teams town to plug those geysers.
>>73974023
Blame them on Wall Street
>>73968521
That would actually be a good thing. To many people use the car just to get a couple hundred meters. Would also make fat people spend more money on gas than on junk. People also get more inventive to solve the high price problem. In the WW2 when people did build several kinds of engines just because gas expensive and in short supply.
I will not recommend pic related but it's an example of how people find ways to solve things.
>>73970518
Pretty good but we still cooked your nation.
>>73971062
>Spanish education everyone
Dude if you knew a single fucking thing about the world around you and how it works you would realize that "everything comes to oil" is a 100% accurate statement, our modern society cannot function without oil, even after we move on from it as a fuel source it's still essential for just about every product imaginable
>>73974317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd4kniHJqw
>>73970518
DELETE THIS
>>73974483
>>73970518
see, this is why we will never apologize for the nukes
>>73974436
87% is fuel (heating and locomotion), for the rest you could use other hydrocarbon sources, however it's not economical with abundant cheap oil.
Also if you use plants for hydrocarbon, greens and democrats will still go batshit about "muh feed niggers instead of having energy and building materials".
>>73974436
it's true, that's why one of the main goals of the globalists is securing every oil well and source on the planet.
This way a handful of bankers will decide which part of the world develops and which stay third world.
>>73968475
>I want more people to lose jobs and pay higher rates for goods and services
That's basically the basis of his entire campaign isn't it? I don't know why /pol/ is so surprised all of a sudden
>>73968475
spills aren't that rare. but the science behind spill movement is way better than "climate change", and as long as you hold the oil company to clean it up it's manageable
fuck you NIMBLY
>>73970518
Japan bringing quality bantz again
>>73968475
the alternative spills more, loading up tankers and trucks to truck across and steamship across the world.
the short way if we use expensive canals but in the shipping industry it often makes more sense to go THE LONG WAY.
>>73971062
>plastic
>asphalt
>tar
>jet fuel
>machinery lube
>rubber
>paints
>epoxy
I don't think people realize how valuable oil is outside of fuel. It's the number one resource in the world behind steel, and there's a good reason for that.
It's so fucking retarded to try to end fossil fuels and yet not even allow us to use clean energy. The government makes it as hard as buying Chic-fil-A on a Sunday as it is to actually try to install solar panels and windmills on your property. Depending on your state, at least in the US, you might still have to pay the power company something even if you don't fucking use their power. Sometimes it's reverse and they'll pay you, but it's so fucking inconsistent. Free energy is literally falling from the sky and these "le end all fossil fuels" people aren't even trying to actually replace it, but just demonize it.
>>73975195
>mfw the future of mad max is waiting for those who are being born right now.
Shit's gonna get happening soon.
>>73972755
Nah you lost hard. Literally BTFO
>>73970518
KEK
>>73971914
Basically we had a fuck huge battleship, and they killed it during pearl harbor.
>>73968475
Ban all offshore drilling?
What the fuck???? This isn't serious is it?
Does he have any idea what this would do to the economy?
Bernie Sanders is fucking awful, holy crap
Nation-wrecker status
>>73975745
EEEH GHADS!!!
YOU SUNK MY BHATTLE SHIP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAJkWu5mW-8
>>73968475
it means he is going to tax the rich to fund his plan for free shit, while destroying half of the rich through his anti bank, anti oil, and anti coal policies, forcing the remaining half to pay double and oh look at that they aren't rich anymore unless they pack up and leave.
>>73974621
>That little kid carrying the toy ship
I'd say thats payback!
>>73970518
ಠ_ಠ Ouch.
>>73972215
>"I don't think it's consumable for humans. They should have wrote that! So now I feel really sick. It was just a spoonful, but I don't feel so good."
.. it's called DOG FOOD.
>>73975745
Supposedly it blew up in one hit because they had the powder bags for the main guns just lying around outside the magazine with the door open
>>73977988
I'd believe that, we can be very very stupid
>>73971062
yeah dude who needs oil when u have #freecollege
>>73968475
that no one should have oil and we should destroy all forms of vehicular transportation.
crazy comrade at it again.
>>73970411
>>73978054
Well to be fair to the crew it's easy to get careless when you're not expecting anybody to bomb you because war hasn't been declared.
>>73978791
That to
>>73970518
>>73970518
wat the fuck
>>73970518
Gotta give credit where credit is due
>>73968475
That poor people can freeze to death for all he cares thanks to high energy cost
>>73970518
Japan bringing the heat today, goddam
>>73974275
>That would actually be a good thing.
T. clueless leftist
Everything else in the economy hinges on the price of power you fucking moron. Less people will be driving cars, but it will because the economy crashed.
>>73968475
Even if man didn't cause that spill, oil will still leak into the ocean nonetheless due to the deposits of it scattered around.
>>73970518
fuck yeah japan, I love to see that kind of fight after the nukes
>>73970518
>>73970518
F-fuck you.
>>73974648
Obama is gonna apologize for them when he visits Fukushima soon. I guarantee it, there is no way this virtue signalling motherfucker doesn't mention it considering the nuclear accident at Fukushima. He'll use it as an opportunity to attack nuclear energy too.
>>73968475
>keep the US from being able to produce it's own oil so we can be slaves to the saudis forever
good idea
I pray that one day we'll glass the entirety of that vile place, Mecca included. No survivors
>>73972439
Eat shit you condescending prick.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-microbes-helped-clean-bp-s-oil-spill/
>>73973812
>Can anyone explain?
The Saudis are manipulating the oil prices by withholding production. This is why Trump says a free market isn't free unless everyone is playing by the rules.
>>73970518
Touche nip, but your nation's autonomy is down there with it.
>>73970518
I fucking love the meme that somehow oil production is destroying all life everywhere. I fucking worked out of Venice, LA (the end of the road where MS River dumps into the Gulf) AFTER the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill
The sea life down there has literally never been so vibrant, fuckin L O L.
I was employed by NOAA as a fisheries researcher studying the subject and abundances of Yellowfin Tuna offshore and inshore I studied Red Drum.
We would get tired and quit from catching so many Drum, we could literally sink the boat with 5 ft long Drum, but no no no..............LA is a wasteland because of the oil industry.
>>73968475
he meant red algae is fucking creepy bruh
>>73970518
WITNESSED
SOLAR
FREAKIN
THORIUM
ROADWAYS
>>73983268
No, no, no goy! The salmon are all dead!!!
>me getting paid to cut up Chinook salmon on the Columbia River as a record run returns.......... all time record runs have occurred 3 times in the last 5 years
>Ban offshore drilling
>Ban fracking
This man wants to literally ban 70% of our oil production.
Is he getting paid by saudis or what ?
>>73983268
>MFW "DRILLING KILLS ALL THE WILDLIFE"
>>73983716
Also this guy is anti natural gas and nuclear as well. Quite frankly insane
>>73968475
You know what I wish was in the ground?
Sub saharan african descended people all 1.5bn of them.
>>73970518
fuck...
>>73970518
TWO NUKES FOR YOU
>>73970518
DELETE THIS
>>73982649
>But even the ravenous microbes could not clean it all—and much of what they consumed (natural gas components like methane, ethane, butane, propane and pentane) does not legally count as part of the oil spill. Plus, plenty of tarlike hydrocarbons—which are far too big for microbes to chew up—spilled, too. Reddy and his colleagues still head down to the Gulf of Mexico as often as possible to walk the beaches and collect samples. "We're trying to see who's the toughest kid on the block," he says of the spill’s components, in an attempt to figure out why these hydrocarbons cannot be biodegraded or even broken down by sunlight. In fact, sunlight alone can transform the oil that made it to the surface uneaten. "Nature has a vast toolbox to combat oil," he adds, although it remains unclear whether sunlight-transformed hydrocarbons are worse or better from a toxicology perspective.
>Even the smaller molecules cannot be consumed if there are not enough nutrients in the water as well, like nitrogen or phosphorus. "Nutrients regulated biodegradation," Joye says. "That could be why so much oil sedimented out, they degraded as much as they could." In fact, the microbes may have been hampered not only by limited nutrients because the microbial population boom may have meant an accompanying boom in their predators or in the various viruses that can infect these spill-eaters. Moreover, one of the biggest requirements for these microbes to eat hydrocarbons—oxygen—is not present at all in the sediments of the deep or the muck of Louisiana marshes. That is why oil from the Macondo well persists in those places five years later—and perhaps for eons to come.
>"Microbes are like teenagers," Reddy says. "You can ask them to clean the garage over the weekend. Can they do it? Yes. Will they do it? Maybe. Will they do as good a job as you want? Probably not."
Read your own link sport.
>>73968527
The ocean floor is ground you flipping nip.
>>73985094
That gif reminds me of a trick I would play on everyone, I honestly got away with it for TWO YEARS because nobody could figure it out.
I'd take a fully ripe female fish that we had harvested (doing spawning surveys on some fish) and I'd put it up under their bumper on the truck. The lip of the interior part of the bumper is curled so it makes a nice little pocket that would hold the fish in place indefinitely.
So they'd have this stinking fucking back end of a truck and never be able to figure out where it was. You just throw a fish in the bed or whatever or in the box DUH, but they would never find what came to be known as.....
>THE BUMPER FISH
>>73983926
>tfw the Yamato and Arizona will never be raised and retrofitted into starships to do glorious battle in orbit
>>73983850
>gerbil wheels to power your house
>Flintstoning your car too work
I was feeling the bern til I read this post. Now I am a hillshill.
>>73970518
I'm not even mad, god damn. Good one, nip.
>>73970518
>unprovoked
>surprise attack
>kamikaze
>carried out before a formal declaration of war was even drafted
>muh honor
>>bragging about it
>>73970518
include me in the screencap
Global ban?
>>73970518
>these bantz
you have honored me with this burn senpai
>>73986122
>surprise attack
We knew about it significantly in advance of the attack, but the government decided to ignore it in order to have an excuse to enter WWII.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Harbor_advance-knowledge_conspiracy_theory
It was basically the last century's version of 9/11.
>>73968475
You know that's not even an oil spill, right? That's the beginnings of a red tide...Bernie's a fucking moron.
>Canada's oil rigs about to get burned down
>90k tons of oil spilled mexico
This reaks of CIA
>>73970518
mind if i'm in the screencap mate
>>73970518
well done, Tojo
