Are you ready for the final /pol/?
Who do you think will win?
What will happen if Russia or Poland wins?
Also go Austria!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPGwvAis3U
What do you think about Slovenia? Should we be in the final?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulI3F1T82is
>>73965127
It's gonna be funny if you cunts lose to a non-yurop country.
>>73965172
Definitely.
>>73965127
Just slow down brother. When are the finals?
>tfw no qt Moldova
>why even live
>>73966044
>>73966103
21:00 CET
>>73965127
Russia didn't send a qt there's no way they can win.
Ukraine a shit and not a real country.
>>73965127
People are going batshit crazy In Scandinavia and I'm laughing my ass off. For years we've dominated that shit while the eastern European countries have been shat on. Beside we had some shitty songs.
>>73966044
I root for you guys btw
I like your East Aryan's girls song
>>73966044
>australia
>jewrusalem
>getting voted by anyone
in case you didnt notice,most of the votes to a certain country come from its neighbours
last time i checked straya had none except the sheep hagging island
>>73965172
No, I hated our song this year... also it's a plagiarism from an American song I forget which one now...
>>73966677
I'm pretty sure most European countries would rather vote for Australia than Romania. Everyone prefers Crocodile Dundee to stealing gypsies.
>>73965127
I had to stop the vidya 16 seconds in. I was too grossed out. Why does Eurovision suck so much? It's worse than American Idol, and that's unbearable. Please stop. Come up with something better, there are millions of you, you must have talent somewhere. Can we get one more good show out of you before we gas you? Please?
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Ukraine wins. Eurovision is more about politics than the actual song, the reason Curry Wurst won was because he/she has a beard and dresses like a woman, not because the song was good.
>>73966829
>he think eurovision is about the music
>>73965127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACePi441ds
>>73966766
>implying we even participate
wew lad
Didn't bother watching it this week, any good songs? When do the finals start?
>>73966846
Ukrainian tatar is not relatable enough
your song has like 11 mil views on youtube Russia has higher chance of winning imo
Didn't Russia already win once? I don't follow the ESC, but I remember a few years back Russia had two ultra cute lesbians who were pretty successful.
>>73967045
t.A.t.U
>>73966829
Nah mate, it's a lefty feelsgood show, it has to be all flowery, the music can't have grip or punch, it's fucking horrible.
Tbh Idk why anyone is watching, this is reality television tier broadcasting
>>73966766
And that just shows how degenerate and useless this shitshow is. Even if Romania had most talented of all the singers people still would be like "This country has gypsies* in it, lets vote for someone else"
Change gypsies for anything else people dislike in other countries
also
>muh progressivness or gtfo
>t.judges
>>73965127
Our song is actually objectively the best one
>>73967219
>CHINK
>H
>I
>N
>K
Loli Germany, make anime great again.
>>73967219
>>73965127
>What will happen if Russia or Poland wins?
Hahaha.
No.
Won't happen.
Unless it's some disabled transgender refugee singing about how evil white men are and how we all should be progressive because of the current year.
>>73965127
I don't care for this shitty SJW contest at all but I'm glad we're not sending another transvestite this year.
Zoe a cutie
Russia vs Poland, Who is gayer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPQ3qEqNtGM
Try to watch this without cringing
>>73967388
CULTURAL
APPROPRIATION
>>73967388
Cringe but points for cuteness.
I really like that Swedish song
Bara Knulla Min Skit Med en Karp Svans , Ahmed
Just give us the trophy already
>>73967388
I wonder how Koreans / Japanese people feel about Korea/weeaboos, probably embarrassing as fuck.
Who /DONNA/ here?
>>73967388
Holy shit
>Jamala
Really? I thought HARDKISS is going to Eurovision. To bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdcJJyrIHE
Our girly faggit must win but gay Crixus from Russia is formidable opponent.
>>73967301
fucking rigged
>>73967388
JUST
>>73967594
No, they seems to like the fact Japanese culture is spreading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiNBs18k5_M
>>73967301
Actually, they might let Poland win this year, hoping it will cool down nationalism on the rise here, to make people feel more "european". Also, our singer is a fucking faggot.
>>73965172
Terrible song. Okay tits. Top 5.
>>73966340
Slav will defeat Ahmed this year, sorry
>>73966846
Ukraine wins, but Russia takes her trophy
>>73967164
Romania in top 10, but keeps a trailer bacstage to live in through finals
>>73967219
Your song couldnt even make an Abo tap his foot
>>73967301
Polan will be #2. They always think will win then lose. At everything.
>>73967388
Big in Japan
>>73967388
I don't think its cringing at all. Actually, it's kind of cute.
>>73967301
Polish diaspora stronk kek
>>73965127
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! USA! YAY!
>>73965127
I don't care so long as Israel, Belgium, Australia or Ukraine doesn't win.
Will /pol/ have a sticky for this? Don't fancy /int/ or /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfuJaf6IBpk
austria is too damn qt, faaark
>>73967752
>Winning international contest
>cooling down nationalism
judges: but he looks like a fag
Poles: but its our fag! fuck eu
>POLSKA BIALO-CZERWONI
>>73967752
You should know that "they" want you to be nationalist in Poland, because they need you to counter Russia's nationalism if SHTF in Yuurop. You think germans and shit would ever want to defend their "so tolerant, so progressive, so current year" multicultural hellholes?
They just didn't want the troublemakers in government because the liberal elite has such a strong stranglehold in the EU decision-making process currently. In such a case it's always "problematic" when nations think they can actually decide shit for themselves.
It's bad enough to have to hear about this clown show every year, who gives a shit what 'progressive' show wins
> will it be the guys dressed up like sparkly 60 year old women?
> will it be the tranny with the beard
> will it be the naked dude with the wolf
It's kind of fun to watch in a trainwreck sort of way though. At least I kinda like our song this year, it's not half bad and doesn't seem to pander to any jew agendas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
>>73967751
>me after viewing the original cringe compilation for the first time
>>73965127
Russia is going to win and oh boy would it be fun to watch this gay parade shatter in Moscow next year. However our song is pretty good, don't forget to vote for it and thus not missing the opportunity to visit Budapest next May.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD1ESQeYU3U
> tfw your country is sending a shitty candidate this year
>>73968254
>counter Russia's nationalism
>Russia's nationalism
What? Do you even heard about 282?
>>73965127
Why is the UK so shit at this? Do you all hate us or do we just not get it?
>>73968336
>tfw we do that almost every year
>mfw countries that have to watch something called a "semi-final" to find out if they get to send their band of degenerates to participate in the tolerance olympics
Getting pizzas in, me and my gf fucking love this shit.
Reminder that Australia should not be in Eurovision. No, I'm really not proxy posting.
>>73965127
They will probably fix it so we win, to encourage us to stay in the EU.
>>73968254
I agree, but you underestimate our nationalists. We know they want to use us as a meat grinder vs russia, but that won't happen. There is alot of information going around about this scenario and nobody is gonna die fighting for USA, EU or anybody else.
How can you say no to our homo pirate from baltic sea?
>>73965127
i hope that Australia will win.
>>73965127
I personally feel ashamed of our nomination, but then again the whole thing is just pure faggotry.
>>73968518
His face makes him look like he's eleven years old.
>>73968531
Good idea. Let Australia host the next one at such an ungodly hour that nobody will watch it over here.
>>73968531
I hope you win, m8. You are the least degenerate entry.
The asian is ok though.
>>73966829
this. First time watching Eurovision and I couldn't cringe harder listening to such crap. The only thing that made it bearable was the special effects, where at least its nice to know that Europe hasn't lost its artistic talent in the visual department the music is a snooze fest.
>>73968276
10/10
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMZH2w7IfhM
>Implying Europe will not vote for these legs
Why are we not talking about the most obvious happening of the year?
A terror cell arrived in sweden just over two weeks ago and have yet to be captured.
The eurovision finals would be the perfect target.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3559095/Terror-alert-Stockholm-seven-eight-ISIS-militants-enter-Sweden-target-civilians-city.html
>>73968415
>almost
They let Australia and Israel to finals but no other Nordic countries than Sweden
Eurovision is dead, as a protest I'll vote for Russia
2014
>send typical slav girl
>no win
2015
>send strong independent woman on wheelchair
>no win
2016
>just try to copy others
>send weird looking faggot
>no win
Fucking Eurovision
>>73968673
You watch Eurovision so that you can shitpost about it on /pol/, no one watches for the music.
>>73968585
Actually if Australia wins it will get hosted in europe anyway probalby germany because you pay for this shit
>>73968276
Kek
>>73968962
We won with her in 2011/2012? I don't remember the year, but she got 1st prize.
If Australia wins they get to chose one country that is going to host it. Probably England
>>73968878
What legs? She is like 160cm.
Plus she reminds me of brad pitt in fight club
>no ukraine troll song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>73969018
We are made to pay by our parliament for this shit. I'm sure it's unconstitutional as I pay 18 Euros every month and I don't even own a TV, but what can I do against the establishment?
GOAT
O
A
T
What do we get if we win?
>>73969279
It's not very nice to call your candidate that.
Sure, she's a dirty chink. But in this world of political correctness, even a dirty chink like her deserves respect.
>>73969324
Fair share of tanned Germans
>>73969161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro
please.
>>73969377
>>73969377
we've made a huge mistake
>>73968276
Brilliant.
Top bad it'll be a reality at one of them soon if that Mad Whore of Raqqa, Merkel, is still there.
>>73969161
>>73969378
Are we posting baffling performances now? I still remember this one because the whole time I was watching it I just had a face like pic related, especially when 0:59 kicks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9rtB2ilZU
> astronauts doing the robot
> WUB WUB WUB
> shitty slav raps
>>73969377
Btw. my parents went to Silesia for their holidays last week and just this morning remarked to me how nice it was not to always see refugees on every corner like at home.
>>73969041
2010
GOLDEN BOY BTFO
NON COUTRY BTFO
ANIME BTFO
CHINKS BTFO
>it's a "UK finishes in the bottom half of the table again" episode
mfw there are non-faggots who care about this shit
>>73966103
>Not here tonight to celebrate based SLOW DOWN BROTHER's victory
why live
>>73969879
You didn't even send a so bad yet so good song this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrsL4YQYmlM
>>73965127
>a singing contest where countries participating in it doesn't sing in their own language but 90% of the time in english
Get that tasteless globalist shit out of here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3KTV0jdCpQ
Who here /Armenia/?
Those legs...Jesus Christ. THICC.
>>73969161
>>73969378
>>73969643
:^)
https://youtu.be/gAh9NRGNhUU
>>73969961
Why did you sent this twink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTdelXRlA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffVDyQbUstY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffVDyQbUstY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffVDyQbUstY
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER >SLOW DOWN BROTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfvV-5Wq4w
Why didn't Sweden choose this last year instead that generic faggot
>>73969643
pretty good meme year
along side faggot opera dubstep dracula
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA
Post the most kekworthy Eurovision troll songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkUyJ44_BU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHnqF5PLP2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkydPOGTJKk
>>73969686
I'm glad they like it here anon
>>73970024
Truly disaster.
>>73970150
This is masterpiece
>HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH
DUMB
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>73970204
I don't even remember that one, oh my god. Who thought that sounded even remotely acceptable
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
>>73970317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro
Australia should win to help quell European nationalism desu imo senpai
>>73970082
This. Literally what's the point if they don't even sing in their own language.
>>73969879
We won't be null point this year though, that honour goes to Germany "Official Greatest Ally to Turkey".
>>73970361
2008 was a good year 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRh9PzNYD-8
What's the best song that won the eurovision?
>>73970317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg
>>73966846
4chuu
>>73970164
I can only assume that the faggots who watch this shit vote him through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLqfkU_0xA
>tfw you will never be a Latvian pirate
why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYgE7O0OLyw
>>73970840
Absolutely Based
>>73970332
He won the televoting in his semi. People actually spent money to see this again.
>>73970840
>raps
>calls it """song"""
>can't sing
>mfw
>>73970317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuz80AoXUI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsjBPt-GeFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XKLgtCi6vQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7IoR_5HPQ0
France has a pretty good song..
>>73970591
That is just pathetic. If you're going to make a gimmick song like that, at least make it sound good
>>73967219
To bad its not an Australian singing it
>>73971284
Kek, I remember most of those. Here's a few older ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNfhj66GOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gl37zfO1Po
>>73965127
Why does she sing in French? what the hell?
Name a better winner. pro tip you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxeIpv1Gdk
>>73971477
>Be happy
>>73971477
The Israeli one is the toppest kek for me in the history of this whole cuckfest.
Here's two additional entries and i'm done wasting my time on this and go back to study.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6IKHZ4ovio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfpKnMBjdrU
2002, NEVAH FORGET!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiTOVNRS-vw
>>73971487
because its adorable
Based Gypsies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsjBPt-GeFc
jesus christ Douwe Bob is good looking
>>73972163
His tattoo is hideous though.
>>73969041
that was such a weird song though.
>>73966994
>tfw you melt
>>73965127
this fagfest only proves that Europe will have the qtest rapebabies once we go down the shitter
>>73972352
At the time I thought it was funny how people praised her for "being so good in English".
The "good English" I know doesn't come with a heavy German accent like hers.
It's also very poor poetry to call being in love "like a satallite".
My best guess is she won 1st prize because she was cute.
>>73970427
>>73970082
I agree, but dutch is just horrible and should be an exception.
Russia is going to win this right? I fucking hope he doesn't. It's just a soulless copy of Heroes.
>>73965127
We won't win,I'll watch and laugh at it
>>73970840
>Cute chav girls
>Cheesy rap
This is unironically one of the UK's better entries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k2MOJOkKg
>Song about greeks getting drunk instead of paying debts.
2013 was a great year.
>>73965127
God bless Terry wogan.
GIVE US THE TROPHY DAMN IT
>>73973199
RIP ;_;
We used to get the BBC commentary until Wogan retired. Now we have our own people commentating.
>>73965127
Italy is best song hands down.
Nearly every country has chosen a song/ artist with a (political) statement. Only sneaky Germany is like "hm. no refugee band. better chose a minor girl." Top kek
>>73973479
What? The only political one is Ukraine.
>>73973252
I guess thats the one thing that was good that came from his death. Fuck you Austrailia, stay away from our Country.
>>73973538
I wish. Not my fault that most of my countrymen are cucks who voted against becoming a Republic in 1999. Fuck you, your senile German queen and your depressing, Paki infested island.
>>73967388
>What are the 3 things you like most about Korea?
Kim Il-sung
Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-un
>>73973604
That's rich coming from a land of Abos and Kangaroos. I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.
>>73973825
The they love dogs?
What do you guys think of the Czech girl? I'm actually mad because she has such a good voice and they chose such a boring song for her. Look how wonderfully she can sing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5xv6h-mpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhv4f6FjWNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aIb4mKgp44
>>73965127
>mfw France 25/27 again
>Mfw SLOW DOWN BROTHER does not win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9nOGJ6lk4
>>73970182
This is so fucking pathetic.
>>73974261
IT'S OURS FAGGOT
>>73974261
Wasn't our last year song a plagia or solething ?
>>73974450
I don't know I think it was just shit, I mean when was the last time we weren't like 20something.
Israel will win.
Screencap this
>>73965127
>What will happen if Russia or Poland wins?
Please, please be /Pol/and this time. Meme Magic joking aside, I hope Russia finished like 10th or somewhere even lower. Moscow City is already the Fag Capital of Russia as it is. I can't imagine the levels of degeneracy that will hit Russia in 2017 if Lazarev (who's also a raging homosexual) wins, god forbid.
I'll probably go all Anders then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwrxs6zEfrc
Its not even started and already I want to kill myself. Why is America showing this shit? Why America, WHY?!
>>73974144
I'm happy that you made it through finally desu, but this song is just an air-shaped yelling. She has a great voice indeed.
>>73975078
They are?
Maybe because they sent Justin Timberlake over.
>>73968404
Our songs have been shit, and the BBC can't resist cramming Africans in there, whether as singers or backing dancers. We haven't actually deserved to win.
>>73975495
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=eurovision_2016_to_be_broadcast_in_the_united_states
We have an unknown number of jihadis from the Islamic State in our country. If they attack, the eurovision final is likely where they'll do it.
;_; pls be safe fellow swedebros
>>73975780
>broadcast on the gay and lesbian network
only in America
>>73975780
actually, now I've read the article it makes perfect sense
>Logo, part of Viacom’s Music & Entertainment Group including VH1, MTV and Comedy Central, will air the Grand Final of the 61st Eurovision Song Contest live on Saturday 14th May at 1500 EST.
>Logo, the United States’ lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) cable network, is available in nearly 50 million homes.
fucking LGBT network
>>73967045
t.A.t.U came close but (ironically) at the time EBU were afraid the girls will be kissing on stage and shot them from afar. They were literally two little figures in white panties. How times are changed, Eurovision is now a raging fagfest and Russia is homophobic as fuck.
Dima Bilan went twice and won second time (2008).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-72s4WzUcKI
Vote for Austria we have the best qt
>>73967113
Also they're busted moms with fuckton of children now. Lesbians my ass.
>>73975915
I don't know which is worse. The fact Logo exists in USA, or the fact something that USA only shows on a channel for faggots has been on our mainstream media for 60 years!
>>73976263
The Americans must have seen pic related and Russia's this year's candidate and decided it was all just a fagshow and fit for their early afternoon programme.
>germany sent a weeb
>>73967388
>literally race mixed German/gook/nip in her mind
WE WUZ GERMAN AND SHEIT
Not against SerGAY Lazarev, but the song is shit. He could do soooo much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zjNHtN0As&t=29
>>73976748
Ignorant American here.
What the fuck is the Eurovision contest? And why are all you foreigners so hyped up about it?
Based off context clues I'm guessing it's like European American idol?
Does it have any actual signficance besides entertainment
>>73976953
It's the biggest song contest in the world
>>73976953
>I'm guessing it's like European American idol
Basically yes, except it should be focusing on songs not artists, countries or staging.
>Does it have any actual signficance besides entertainment
ABBA started here and that's pretty much it. Also Celine Dion participated some time ago but it was far before her carreer even started.
>>73965127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
they'll win because diversity and multiculturalism
>>73977046
No, the JJJ hottest 100 is
>>73976953
Mate.
In Britain some people gather round to other houses and have a bit of a party night.
Terry Wogan used to be good with the Bantz, I don't know who is doing it this year but it a good laugh and the voting is biased and political beyond fuck!
>>73966044
You think Sweden or England might win?
>>73977295
We will not win mate, we have a good song this year but everybody hates us.
>>73977540
It's a good song but it's forgettable and boring. Eurovision is won by acts like KISS deathmetal and Tranny Jesus.
>>73965127
Post some decent songs from Eurovision like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pGsx9KLJxw
>>73976953
>I'm guessing it's like European American idol?
>>73977540
> The "cliff richards" excuse
>>73976583
>and Russia's this year's candidate
Well, at least no beard. Oh, wait...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>>73973530
What about Russia?
>>73977919
It's true mate, the Balkans all vote for their neighbours, Turkey and Greece never vote for each other, etc. etc.
Surprised no one noticed yet what PaddyPower managed.
>Crimeariver
Legends
Second place is the best thing that could happen at the song-contest.
It is a shit show, when you have to host such a sjw event the next year.
>>73977919
This explains it
