>Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro declared a 60-day state of emergency on Friday due to what he called plots from within the OPEC country and the United States to topple his leftist government.
>Earlier on Friday, U.S. intelligence officials told reporters they were increasingly worried about the potential for an economic and political meltdown in Venezuela and predicted Maduro was not likely to complete his term.
>But the former union leader and bus driver has vowed to stick out his term, and accuses the United States of fomenting an undercover coup against him. He pointed to this week's impeachment of fellow leftist Dilma Rousseff in Brazil as a sign that he is next.
Wew lads, who is going to get impeached next?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-politics-idUSKCN0Y501X
bumpy
Any /venezuela/ anons?
>>73961793
they are fleeing to Colombia or fighting for food
nevermind impeached, they're going to burn this Incan retard at the stake and eat his family
that's what you get for elected retarded incompetent bus driver a president.
At this point I would imagine that people would kickstart a toilet paper factory using blowjobs as a means of exchange or something, but years after the stockouts started they still just wait in lines and fight over rolls of TP
>>73961931
>Incan
>Venezuela
Ignorant burger here. What has caused the mass shortage of goods? What is the public saying? Best of luck Venezuela bros.
>>73961082
Saw that, then saw this
>U.S. intelligence warns of Venezuela collapse
>With dire shortages of basic goods, a looming foreign debt payment, horrific street crime and intransigent political divisions, Venezuela is in danger of collapsing into waves of deadly violence, U.S. intelligence officials warned Friday. President Nicolas Maduro, a leftist, faces a possible recall vote sponsored by the opposition that he is maneuvering to block. All portends a dilemma for U.S. policy makers concerned about the ripples of more violence, but with few options to change the course of events.
http://www.latimes.com/world/mexico-americas/la-fg-u.s.-venezuela-20160513-snap-story.html
I believe LA Times has a paywall after 5 articles
>>73962315
>What has caused the mass shortage of goods?
Socialism
lel I know the US is working hard to topple that nigger so we don't have to use saudi oil.
He won't get impeached. The military will just take over and install your average military dictatorship friendly to western allies. And this time you can't screw it up because there are no muslims
>>73962315
bscly the turboretarded government instituted price controls so that every company would be forced to sell at a loss, in the face of hyperinflation and decreased government income because of the falling oil prices. Venezuela imports almost everything it consumes.
>>73961082
As opposed to a 660 day state of emergency?
Like give us a fucking break you low level spic half-breeds.
Again you fucked up. AGAIN.
When you pour out of your shitty graveyard of a country, I can not wait for you to slam face first into a fucking wall.
FACE FUCKING FIRST.
Thats the last fucking time you let fat half niggers like Hugo Chávez, run your shit hole while cursing the west.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Every fucking inch of your suffering is a result of your own invented pride. You will be begging us (capitalist pigs) for aid soon enough.
Venezuela....Lower then a nigger.
>>73962131
Its hilarious because its true
>>73962175
whatever, he looks like somebody Indiana Jones would shoot on his way out of a cave
>>73962442
Calm the fuck down there half breed we aren't too high and mighty like we used to be
>>73961793
I have to sleep, m8.
>>73961931
And you're right, we are going to execute a lot of those fuckers.
>>73962315
>What has caused the mass shortage of goods?
Marx and his practical jokes, again...
>>73962537
Are you well stocked, bro?
>>73961082
I'm looking forward to seeing how bloody the revolution in Venezuela is going to be.
>>73962606
Nope.
>>73962630
Imagine the new wave of illegals, most likely criminals.
>>73962536
?
Im not a half breed faggot.
why calm down. These fucking niggers invited their own doom. Let them suffer. See if the IQ points are there to allow them to move forward.
In my estimation they are not.
That means more tree niggers here in the united states acting like it was "their country" like they had any participation in actually building what works about "their country."
They didn't. This country is the result of europeans, Period. A million low IQ 4 ft half niggers can niggersplain otherwise. It matters not.
You fucking relax.
>>73962442
Take a deep breath there bud
>>73962805
To be fair Maduro is a pretty tall guy
can someone summarize what this faggot has actually done to ruin the country? It is not his fault that oil is not worth much and the economy has always been shit anyway.
>>73962681
cuando es el dia de la gran rebelion?
>>73962884
Niggersplianing.
>>73962924
>can someone summarize what this faggot has actually done to ruin the country?
He didn't (at least not alone). It's Chavez's fault, since Chavez we are quite fucked.
>It is not his fault that oil is not worth much
Yes it's. Other countries invested their oil in good things and, specially, they saved enough money for time like this.
>the economy has always been shit anyway.
Never like today.
>>73962924
bully private companies into producing and selling nothind so there is more scarcity.
Dismantle previously productive companies
Refuse to add zeros to the banknotes despite the stratospheric inflation (so people have to carry around bags of money to buy bread)
etc etc etc abracadabra bloede dhoine
>>73963032
Don't know.
>>73962844
Take a durp durp there buddy.
Yeah. No.
>>73962924
the scarcities started well before oil prices dipped
>>73961082
>and accuses the United States of fomenting an undercover coup against him
lmao, every time
>>73962315
they are feeling the Bern of socialism
>>73962924
price controls, to start with
lol they say that Maduro's wife travels to Milan and Paris all the time to buy clothes and jewels
Chavez's daughter is rich and lives abroad
Socialism YES
>>73963577
>>73963127
I thought you Venezuelans were cut from the internet.
>>73963577
Do you have a sauce on this Colombro?
>>73961082
Wait.
Isn't Venezuela the country that has literally cut down their government office work days to 2 days a week simply because they can't keep the power on? And 75% of the employed people in the country work for the government. Also most of their power is supplied by hydro from a dam fueled by a lake that is at an all time low due to the climate.
>and accuses the United States of fomenting an undercover coup
So the US now has a weather machine cutting off rain to Venezuela to fuck with their power?
Your people hate you because you put all your eggs in one basket. You've fucked up. Get your shit together.
>>73961082
Why is the Venezuelan president Slavic?
>>73964023
poo in the loo
>>73962805
>murrican not halfbreed
top fucking kek.
>>73963891
It's common knowledge pretty much.
Also some relatives of Maduro's wife were involved in drug trade
>>73963958
When the Haiti earthquake happened some Chavistas blamed HAARP . I'm 100% serious
>>73964207
>Also some relatives of Maduro's wife were involved in drug trade
those fuckers were the ones with that televisa drug smuggling two years ago.
>>73961082
brazil´s new president will help venezuela be great (again? eheuheuhe) and send some SPEC OP monkeys to kill Maduro.
>>73962442
Literally this.
I can't wait to hear these dumbasses beg for aid
So... Coup when?
>>73961082
>>73961082
>S-socialism doesn't work b-because it wasn't TRUE socialism
Every fucking decade. At this point Das Kapital has easily killed as many people as the Bible and the Qu'ran combined.
>>73962131
>No toilet paper
I feel sorry for ya bro. I'd lose my shit if I had to switch from comfy baby wipes to normal toilet paper. Then again, I don't live in a socialist country.
> Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro declares a 60-day state of emergency
Oh boy, even more government. Venezuela is about to enter full Socialism
which means the mass killings will start any day now
There's going to be a great happening this year in venezuela.
>>73961082
>Look, I know Venezuela has no geopolitical importance, but this is totally a coup just like Ukraine!
>Brazil fell because the US was totally pissed at Brazil screwing up their total CIA-front shell company Petrobras that didn't fall apart because of George Soros pulling out completely causing the corruption to show
>the US just hates our Socialism, it's still 1960!
>Please send help
At least he tried, but he sounds like a complete retard to strategists and even normies. I don't know why the US spent so much to topple the USSR, these countries always just kill themselves.
>>73963577
This reminds me of what a buddy of mine who grew up in the DDR tells me about socialism. As long as you had enough money in foreign currencies such as USD, west German mark, ... you could buy anything in eastern Germany. The elites had plenty of USD and as such lived a good life while anyone without money in foreign currencies needed to line up for the most basic stuff.
>>73970923
>At least he tried, but he sounds like a complete retard to strategists and even normies.
To be fairer than I should be to the filthy gommie, he's saying these things for domestic consumption in a country full of poor, uneducated retards that already hate America. Best strat he's got atm.
