Who would win in a war between Canada and England
>>73951005
CANADA
>>73951005
Depends on who starts the fire first.
>>73951005
England, by a looooonng shot.
But America would be pissed at the britbongs taking their hats. That's kind of a provocation. They control us much better with the current government than if the UK (a somewhat real nation) took over. The UK also somewhat already owns us anyway. Our secret services are entangled with theirs.
Britbongistan.
Remember, if you defeat your enemies, they win. So Justin would probably bend over and willingly get fucked in the name of Allah.
>>73951005
Without the nukes in Scotland, Welshmen singing and Irish protestants brawlin', it would be much, much, closer but England would probably still win.
>>73951005
Britainistan, because if you kill your enemies than they win
>>73951005
I think there are enough loyalists in Canada to make it a good civil war. Let alone if Britain helped
>>73951005
The US, we would just annex Canada without a fight after their military got BTFO by muslims.
>>73951005
England, if they sent their Muslims
>>73951005
Australia.
>>73951356
yea this is a dumb question. no on beats on my brother but me.
>>73951005
we would, muslims are notoriously poor soldiers
>>73951713
kek
>>73951840
haha...
Yeah but they would bombard us and we would surrender so fast it would make the French feel embarrassed for us.
>>73951005
Pajeet has a stronger military than canada, you do the math
>>73952024
We're pretty much a protectorate.
>>73951005
Aside from being good gun fodder for Germans the English haven't been good for shit for centuries. Also, the UK doesn't have the resources to invade a country as big as Maplesyrupland but Canada does have the resources to invade a country mostly composed of inbred cockney and Muslims.
Also, as much as Canada's PM comes across as a pussy the US would pick him over a country that has elected a Mudslime as the Mayor of London.
The UK lost all respect they gave their capitol to a sand nigger without a fight.
>>73951005
If Trudeau gets knocked out, we win
If Khan blows himself up, we win
>modern leaf
Britain and the USA would help because fuck Canada
>>73954369
I'm not sure what gender that is.... But i'd fuck it. I have surprisingly low standards.
Trudeau and his flamethrower vs. Khan and his team of suicide bombers
Who wins?
You think cuck is your ally? You merely adopted it; I was born in it - molded by it! I didn’t see the red pill until I was only a man. By that time it was nothing to me but triggering. The cuckenings betray you because they belong to me!!!
>>73951005
Neither because both are our bitches and make no moves without our say so
>>73951005
Everyone.
>>73951005
America
>>73951005
win by who's definition?
>>73952024
We need to start charging for protecting your ass if we weren't here russia would be expanding into NA
You know we are more than just one cucked city, Canada still takes the cake
>>73951005
The Jews
>>73955104
KEK
>>73955175
You need to start paying us for making your northern states look habitable. Minnesota looks like a fucking war zone without tourists. You guys had a fucking WinterChan 250% defense boost and somalia still took over. Fuck you
>>73955215
Nigga, we are the Jews. And he have been for a really long time.
It's time we start remembering that and appropriately exploit this retarded war for the benefit of the United States and the United States alone.
>>73955104
kek. Eternal nemesis.
>>73955407
>You need to start paying us for making your northern states look habitable.
Pardon?
Michigan is no less beautiful with your sub speed limit driving asses back in Pakiland. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
>>73955647
Michigan is stupid. Natives are the real Americans. We're just gonna meet up with Mexico in the middle then get drunk and waste foreign aid zimbabwe style
>>73951005
Neither resist invasion so I'm not sure
in a war between england and canada, islam wins
if you kill your enemies, they win
>>73951005
whoever is fuckin the others wife
The Salvation Army could kick Canada's ass.
>>73954369
20 year old girl or a 12 year old boy? Somebody was molested in the locker room.
>>73955809
And the natives are dead, we killed them. Good riddance.
>>73955809
You wouldn't be shit without France, England, or America. The second we stop Putin would be at your door making Canada the new Russia 2.0. Maybe they would be less cuck neighbors.
It is probably the case that Britain doesn't have the amphibious capability to successfully invade Canada.
>>73956206
Longest sniper kill in history. One Shot. One Kill. 2,430 m. Thats 9 football fields in American. Good luck coming anywhere near us our eyes are ALWAYS on our enemy.
>>73952143
>We're pretty much a parasite.
>>73951005
>Longest sniper kill in history.
Apparently all Canadians are great snipers now.
>>73957218
>The Great Canada-Britain War of 2017
>both nations go to war to prove a point on 4chan
>Initially Canada seems doomed
>UK has a bigger Army, Navy and Airforce
>Along with a bigger population
>Canada then makes a trade deal with the USA
>President Trump makes a good deal
>100 tonnes of Canadian Charcoal
>for 1000 American niggers
>Canada drops off 1000 niggers in London
>the whole british armed forces can't shoot them
>Every Police in UK can't stop them unarmed
>eventually british negroes all riot
>police are powerless to stop millions
>the UK burns, cities fail
>UK gov't collapses
>Leafs win
>>73952024
Well pajeet borders Pakistan and from my understanding they are always pretty pissed at each other. Canada is a supplementary force Trudeau is going nuts right now. Ignoring your enemies doesn't make you intolerant.
>>73958293
[keks bilingually]
>>73951005
Justin will offer up his asshole for pozzing and get beheaded by sadiq the few red pilled candians will move to alaska while the rest of candana is cucked by islam
>EpicCuckBattles of history
>canada verus the united kingdom. Begin
>Trudeau: diversity is strength but ill limit the length of these bars im droppin like the canadian bank I would spit fire but I couldn't put it out so ill give my country an economic drought let the immigrants flow is isis that bad im sure killing innocents is just a fad so open the gates ten million more just think of the poor shitskins that drown on the shore
>sadiq khan: ن, ولم معاملة وأكثرها بمعارضة مع, هو بحق مارد الإنذار،. ليركز إستيلاء أي تلك, يتم أن إعلان قائمة الأثنان. ومن بـ تُصب انتهت الجنوبي, أم يكن واستمر الأثنان التقليدي. بل إيو وبعد أطراف ليتسنّى, بل هذه تكاليف بالإنزال.
Also realistically england would win
>>73951005
neither
England 1v1.
Bongs for sure, would be surprised if it lasted longer than 3 days
>>73951005
That's not even a contest. UK would curb stomp them.
Is Canada capable of pulling a WW2 style Russian/Chinese scorched earth withdraw all the way out to bumfuck nowhere, using all that land they have as a buffer? I doubt the modern Canacuck would survive a total war with Bongland.
Minus the nukes, England still has a better navy, it can just sail straight up the lakes and fuck anything Canada has. The civilian population of Kanadaland is more likely to be armed, but unlikely to be as proficient as their neighbors to the south.
Canada just doesnt have what it takes to defend itself vs someone who wants to fuck them up without hiding behind America. They could only hope to draw the Brits into a long drawn out quagmire and hope they get bored and leave.
Then promptly apologize.
>>73954271
Centuries my obese friend?
Why do you think the world speaks English? Pro tip it's not because of McDonald's.
Even the last few wars we've fought by ourselves have been literally curb stomping argies and nogs in Sierra Leone.
>>73951713
thank you
>>73951005
The rest of the world.
>>73951005
Canada. Because if you kill your enemies, they win.
>>73951005
>two cuck nations destroy eachother
the entire world wins
>>73960806
a lot of people dont realize that anglos have literally conquered the world aside from china and russia
the empire didnt receede, every colony and most of europe shifted into effective anglo colonies under a different flag and concept
>>73951005
England would invade, win, and establish a new caliphate, but Canada's refusal to put up any resistance would result in an automatic victory.
>>73951005
Canada buys leftover WW2 deisel subs from Britain and couldn't even get the fucking thing running after throwing all their naval resources at it for years. It kept catching fire when they tried to get it underway.
TL/DR - War for the king of cuckoldry - Canada. Basically any other sort of conflict - take the Mothership.
>>73955104
Fuck, I laughed
Good one.
But seriously, Canada. As gay as a two dollar bill with a leaf on it as they are, they are still our hatness and directly connected to US clay. The Shitish Empire wouldn't have a leg to stand on in conventional warfare. Not unless the Shitish army starts using suicide bombers...which looks more and more likely by the day over in Eurabia.
>>73961127
This map depresses me.
>>73951005
No one with AIDS wins.
Why would the English try to capture a country that is burning to the ground located on top of a country that is crumbling to the ground? It just does not make sense.
>>73961127
>>73961278
>tfw Ontario Conservatism is never coming back
>>73961393
Because they are fleeing their dying home?
>>73960591
Which Means a win for Canada because when you kill your enemies, they win.
>you must let in Muslim immigrants or we will kill you!
>If we fight them they win!
>>73951005
Canada, do you really think the United States would want another countries military right above it? We would be giving Canada all kinds of weapons and supplies if we don't send our military there.
>>73955120
underrated
