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Americans: Which country do you prefer?
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One is a corrupt hellhole with high suicide rates, an ineffective government and a decaying society. The other is hosting the olympics this year.
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>>73940613

Lmfao this burger just got back from the hardware store and leaf blowers were on special
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>>73940697
Usually the leafs are doing the blowing, especially with the darker arrivals.

By the way, they let abbos have internet now? Good for you guys.
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>>73940697
Yeah because he blows lots of dick EYO
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*vomits internally*

Why would you ask an American(ugh, pure shit), if he wants to live in Retarded Canada or Monkey Jungle Brazil?

You got to be fucking euphoric to do this
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>>73940455
Buffalo bro here. Spent most of my life 10 minutes from Canadian border, spent a summers in Crystal Beach, Ontario. Canada was based as fuck until about 2004. Then it suddenly seemed infiltrated with absurd masses of Somalians. They ruined the beach by 08.

I lived in Rio from 05-06. I personally loved it. People were awesome, food was excellent, I enjoyed the weather. That said, violent as fuck. I personally had no issues there but holy fuck was it rough. Not uncommon for shoot outs to occur whenever wherever. Poor Swedish dude took a bala perdida while he was eating spaghetti in a whorehouse.

So...

Brazil for the win.
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People down here are extremely delusional about Canada, some of them treat it as some kind of perfect wonderland. It sounds like a good country but unfortunately it's plagued with cucks.
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>>73940613
Fpbp
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>>73940697
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>>73940613
>canada
>high suicide rates
???


the other 2 are applicable to every 1st world nation
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Who cares what America thinks. I don't!
It's not like I want those dumb burgers to like us.
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>>73940613
fpbp
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>>73940613
Family lives in Canada, I can confirm everything this man is saying.

Also their obesity problem is WAYY worse than they let on in their state-controlled media.
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>>73940756
lmao
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>>73940846
>Poor Swedish dude took a bala perdida while he was eating spaghetti in a whorehouse.

Fucking Rio i swear

That said i still love that city because my girlfriend is from there
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>>73940846
>Poor Swedish dude took a bala perdida while he was eating spaghetti in a whorehouse.

>eating spaghetti in a whorehouse
>poor swede

This is wrong on so many levels... if every Swine, I-I mean Swede, got fucked like this because God is mad at his bullshit, then Sweden would be actually nice
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>>73940810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYBu_IxX4XE
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>>73940455
i'd say canada is better
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>>73941004
Haha yea plenty of fatties here too
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>>73940613

At least we aren't niggers.
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>>73940756

>use Internet to purchase paint and have it delivered directly to my commission housing
>spray into can
>have a whiff
> Back to the dreamtime
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>>73940977
Name a police more based than ours

protip: you can't
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>>73940937
Stop being so tsundere already.
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>>73941234
that 1 guy from the raid who was in like 2 movies
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>>73941077
Right? That's Rio. It gets in your blood and you end up fucking loving it, even in spite of that shit.

Also, Brazilians aren't remotely cucked by globalists unlike every other country I've lived in. Brazilians rock their flag out like only one other based as fuck place:

USA.

I dug that. Their nationalism felt comfy for an American.

That's the tough part about Rio. People always ask if they should go and I both reccomend it wholeheartedly and warn them off completely.

Saudade, man.
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>>73941234
Holy fuck. You guys have albino Jesus on your side.
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>>73940697
this is advanced bantz
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>>73940455
Canada of course. I know you Americans would rather enjoy the low ping you get with us than the high ping you get with hueland.
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>>73940455
Brazil.
Seems more adventurous, they export models, better weather, and isn't SJW infested like Cunknada.
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>>73941078
Dude right? I lived in Copacabana because it was cheap. It was all faded glory, whores, and grandmothers. Once the grandmothers knew I was living there and not a sex tourist they were awesome to me.
Not so much for the swede. The whorehouse was right down the block from me and when the one old lady told me what happened to the Swede (4 or 5 dead total over a lap top computer theft, she mentioned Swede bro got what he deserved.
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>>73941383
>canada
>internet
it's like 22mbps max dude
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>>73941398
>isn't SJW infested like Cunknada.

Boy do i have some bad news for you
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>>73940613
>One is a corrupt hellhole with high suicide rates, an ineffective government and a decaying society. The other is hosting the olympics this year.

I can go ANYWHERE in any Canadian city and not fear for my life. Unlike Brazil or the USA.

HUES/BURGERS BTFO!!!

LITERALLY.
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>>73941234
I agree, your cops are rather based.

I have thought about moving there tbhfam, your women as so sexy it actually hurts

Wheres the best place to go if I have some cash and want to avoid the niggers?
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>>73941285
That "nationalism" thingy only happens when the World Cup is on though. Never met a single brazilian that wouldn't want to live outside of Brazil.
And this >>73941450
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>>73941426
>download speed is ping
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>>73940697
>leaf blowers w

Americans sure love blowing leaves.

If you know what I mean :)

Sloppy toppy.
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>>73941466
Ok maplebro, ease up. Crystal beach looks like fucking Mogadishu now. Literally people shitting on the beach and burying it in front of kids.

So ease up on my burgerbros/ hues.
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>>73941466
>I can go ANYWHERE in any Canadian city and not fear for my life
Go to Rexdale / Jane & Finch right now on a Friday night and try and tell me that
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>>73941450
We had some of those bare-chested femnazi protesting some lame shit at our local college. I just stood uncomfortably close to them sipping my redbull while staring directly at their tits until they got uncomfortable and either got dressed or left.
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>>73941621

Or Hastings in East Van
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>>73941531
I might be a bit biased but i reccomend you move to my city

92% white,haven't heard of a crime happen here since 2011,everyone is well off and we have nice beaches

pic related
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>>73940883
Same here huebro. Here people speak of Canada as an overglorified perfect american dream.

>>73941450
Wait, we also have SJWs but people here either disregard them or bully them all the fucking time. I hope it's the same there.
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>>73941621

But seriously you are retarded if you think we have the same scale of niggerdom as the US.
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>>73941531
the more south you go the whiter the people are
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>>73941450
at least they aren't fat like triggly puff. Also wasn't "Big Red" a Canadian?
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>>73941560
you're mostly right but internet is still ass. latency (what matters) is still shit basically everywhere but major cities and even then it's shit half the time

i might be an anecdote case though since i have roommates
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>>73941750
I'd pay good money to have her slap me, spit on me, and call me a pig.
Then I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her life.
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>>73941549
That's a good point now that I recollect a bit. I went to PUC Rio and all the kids there were obsessed with Miami and...

Bowling Green???>>73941735
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>>73941692
>I hope it's the same there.

They're in literally every university
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>>73941691
>>73941746
Thanks for the tips m8s, will keep in mind when heading to south america

What are you doing down there to create such beautiful women btw? And due to your location to Columbia etc, how prevalent & available are drugs there? I ask since I imagine it's very common there
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>>73941853

What the fuck about bowling green?

>>73941853

Americans funded Trudeau...

Thanks yanks :^) Larry Summers was all you faggots.
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>>73941750
sadly, the situation here is doomed to become exactly like usa. people here glorify the shit out of 1st world countries
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>>73941930
>Americans funded Trudeau...
>Thanks yanks :^) Larry Summers was all you faggots.

Was meant for this person>>73941750
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>>73941872
Haven't been for years, but when I lived in Rio, coke was like $30-60 a gram. Not my cup of tea, especially in a foreign country with cops who will straight up rob you, but a French dude I was with in school got deported for buying and I asked him what it cost.
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>>73941798
Even though our Internet is ass, nothing can even come close to the 800 ping hue teleporting around the map.
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>>73941872
mixing the worlds gene pool.
never got offered drugs, but it shouldnt be too hard to find.
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>>73941930
Sorry. Phonefagging it and hit something incorrectly.
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>>73940455
Huezil just ditched their socialist leader so it looks like they're taking the lead now. Try Trudeau for treason and you'll be back on top leafbros!
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>>73941872
>What are you doing down there to create such beautiful women btw

We're pretty much the only country where race mixing went kinda right

>how prevalent & available are drugs there?

Depends on what city you're in,in the big cities you can find drugs pretty easily
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>>73941859
Just like here. Maybe people already know (in public universities, humanities & social sciences faculties in most richfag private ones are beyond salvation at this point) that they're just a different, pussified and timid strain of college commies that are nothing close to classic FARC-supporting capuchos that throw rocks and papa bombas at police every thursday noon time, block main avenues and use spray cans and stencils of che guevara.
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>>73942050
> taking the lead.
wouldnt bet on that. half of the population wants/has voted for a very cucking government
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>>73942328
The tides are turning though,Dilma's popularity was at 20% or something before getting impeached

Bolsonaro 2018
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>>73941692
>Here people speak of Canada as an overglorified perfect american dream

>omg anon, it's so safe over there, that they don't even have to lock their front doors!
If I hear someone say this shit one more time, I swear...
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>>73942328
>cucking government
You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger cuck than this desu.
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>>73940924
Can someone explain this meme?
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>>73942404
its my guess but if lula really wanted he could be in her place already. the only thing that cockblocked him was dilma nominating him as her minister, burning part of his image
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>>73942456
jesus
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>>73940937

Well I like you better, Canada-chan.
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>>73940846
>I enjoyed the weather.

>>73941077
>having favela gf
ayyy

>>73941549
theres flags everywhere here, this would literally be a crime in some european countries
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>>73942456
>>73942615
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>>73942456
>>73941099
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>>73942580
Lula is getting arrested,mate
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>>73941692
>Same here huebro. Here people speak of Canada as an overglorified perfect american dream.

I second that
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>>73941099
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYBu_IxX4XE
This video always makes me laugh
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>>73942325

>capuchos
>papa bombas

muh spanglish
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>>73942731
My neighbors across the street are Columbian, they fly back there for dental work still because it's better and cheaper kek
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>>73942775
Shhh I don't know how to translate papa bomba and rioteers sounds too generic.
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>>73942456
He may be a cuck, but I think we can all agree the man is sexy.
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>>73942669
>favela gf
She's from Gávea though
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>>73942843

Where do you live m9?
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>>73941359
>>73940697
Weaponized bantz from straya.
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>>73942689
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>>73942498
What is there to explain? An Aussie is blowing some leaves, that's what you see.
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>>73942873

>>73942895
West of Toronto area
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>>73942722
his case simply got outshined by dilma's. i wouldnt be surprised if it ended in a very minimal sentence
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>>73942879
>implying i know favela names
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>>73942873
/lgbt/ pls go
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>>73942873
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>>73941265
TOPKEK.
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>>73940455
Canada.

(Sorry BRs we love you but let's be honest here)
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>>73941466
This desu, I can walk around Surrey or the Downtown Eastside without having to worry about getting stabbed or shot
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>>73943109
pls no
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>>73942978
Bairro da Gávea is one of the most expensive places to live in Brazil you dumb fuck
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>>73943141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEXtIIKzoGs
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>>73943078
>Canada Dry
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>>73943209
Well fuck you then I'm deleting that post I regret making that flag go to hell we are not making an empire together you can go to hell
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>>73943218
There is a good gelato place on commercial drive tho
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>>73943306
thank you
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>>73943078
Who doesn't love Guaraná
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>>73943209
Canada will annex the shit out of you, and you'll pay for it
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>>73941004
>family lives here therefore I know
Anecdotal garbage. Trashed.

Also you are fat, your country is fat, your economy is shit, your world wide rep is junk and your presidential candidates are a joke.

Keep living that American Dream, I hear the McDouble is on sale Saturday's in your yankeedoodle shithole.
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>>73943482
dont care, really
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>>73943439
>>73943482
What this guy said. You will only have maple flavoured condoms, the only show you will is the littlest hobo and trailer park boys, all your TV ads will be 80's and 90's concerned childrens advertisers ads, and hockey will be the only sport allowed there.
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>>73943482
>implying

We can just keep throwing niggers at you as cannon fodder,you'll be overwhelmed eventually
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>>73943599
>maple flavoured condoms
is this a thing?
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>>73941004
All the obese people here are American tourists there was one fat girl in my high school which was a big school to over 900 kids and even the teacher made fun of her. Also i never saw a Canadian on my 600 pound life so go kill yourself
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>>73943683
Why wouldn't they be?
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>>73940455

As an American, fuck those leafs LOL. I prefer my just as white Brazilian brothers
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>>73943828
Were you expecting to find white people in a list of convicts?
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Canada is definitely worse than Brazil or wherever. Please don't ever move here. Just don't even think of it. Seriously it's gross you'll hate it. Just pretend there's no land or people north of the border. So yeah, keep out.
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>>73941531
>Wheres the best place to go if I have some cash and want to avoid the niggers?
The south.
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>>73943828
KEy cay pasa mi sinorita
I am an el americano
JAJAJAJAJAJA XD
Eh hose pass me da piñata kay pasa
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>>73944057
What this guy said please stay out it's like 90% Chinese now in Toronto I'm taking mandarin classes right now because I need it for a job at Tim Hortons
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>>73940455
This is like choosing to get shot right leg or the left leg, Either way you get shot in the leg. if I had to choose I would say Canada. Why? I've fucked girls from both countries, Brazilians look nice, but the smell and taste are almost like reptiles just like black girls. Canadian girls are almost passable for clean, superior to French anyway, but its hard to find one that hasn't fucked a shitskin.
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>>73943798
>Buy a treat for your Beaver
Do Canadians have pet beavers? lmao what a bunch of douchebags.
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>>73944233
They just told you they fucked shit skins because they thought you had a cuckold fetish after all you are an American
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>>73944413
Yeah we have them for when we need to fast because we are good Christians, we aren't in humane though and make sure to buy them maple syrup on a stick before it's time for us to fast
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>boa milhaça
>300k/month
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>>73944233

I've dumped my nut in many American chicks and then just ran away lol
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>>73945370
American women were made for colossal canadian cum guns capping their crap holes full of Canadian cum
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>>73940455
Neither, bomb both countries into oblivion
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>>73945594
Canada is an empire, we have 3 territories that's like half the size of America
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>>73945370
Today in "shit that has has never happened"
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>>73945684
I don't give a fuck, brazil is ALMOST as big and I still want this place cleansed.
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>>73942873
He looks terrible and I'm fucking gay.
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>>73945710
Despite the /pol/ memes canadian guys are loved all over the world. Especially by British women they think we're all lumberjacks who eat bacon all day. They love when I say about
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>>73945807
Yeah but you don't have territories so fuck off >>73945873
I thought homos got lynched there
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>>73945887
You mean the classical canadian men, I couldn't find one that wasn't a self-sabotaging low-self-steem degenerate cuck.

>>73945961
>I thought homos got lynched there
You have to learn how to survive.
>we have 3 territories
Does it it look like I give a fuck?
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>>73940455
Well brazil does have the best looking trannies in The world.. I think it's obvious which is the better choice
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>>73946069
We show the tourists those degenerates so they get scared and don't come back
It looks like you don't give a fuck, but you probably get a lot of fucks since you're gay
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>>73941324
Cristo redentor
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>>73940455
Atleast Brazil doesn't suck Obama's cock every other day on here.
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>>73946192
>scared
>of a canadian male
Maybe a few generations ago, now I can only laugh.
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>>73946635
>laugh while I get slaughtered
Wow edgy
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>>73940455

i'll always love brazil for giving the world ronaldo and ronaldinho

both amazing players and entertaining people as well

grazie ronaldinho and ronaldo
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>>73946912
Ronaldo is from Portugal are you dumb?
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>>73940455
canada cause its america lite
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>>73946635

How can Brazilians act like they're even a real people or a country? On liveleak Brazil releases the most fucked up content cus you're a country of fucking apes. You'll never be white, ever. You dumb smelling subhuman fly swatting ape.
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>>73947736
Don't talk about Brazilians that way, Koko has an IQ higher than the average black
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>>73946635

Yeah it's hard to be scared of civilized Canadians when your entire country is full of niggers, you stupid favela monkey.
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>>73940613
KEK Underrated
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>>73947002
There is more than 1 ronaldo my man. 1 Gretzky, numerous ronaldo. Brazil is weird like that. Hockey all day, get your shit together Canada you are better then your shit posters
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>>73948239
Okay stupid cunt when will you learn that Canadians do not shitpost, it's the rest of the world who does. You know how in long of the hill boom hour sounds retarded to everyone but everyone sounds retarded to boom hour? It's like that except Canadians are the normal ones.
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>>73948239

>Caring about sports, especially in a foreign country

I guess you lust after fucking dwayne wade and his bbc too don't you faggot? Who fucking cares about sports. You're just watching men that are better than you,.and you fucking know it.
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If you live in Brazil you will get killed
If you live in Canada you will eventually get cucked by Ahmed and le weed man
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>>73940455
Canada, because I like Asians
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>>73948440

>in brazil we get killed and cucked by favela niggers

>but le weed man LOL!!!

I swear to god ive never seen a muslim in my entire life.
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>>73948440
There's like 3% achmeds and 1 weed man if you can get killed by them here you deserve it but in Brazil there are 200 million violent apes who want you dead
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>>73940613
>>73940697
First two posts are the best posts. /thread
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>>73946912

also forgot kaká. ricky was a legend
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>>73948492
>I swear to god ive never seen a muslim in my entire life.


{Holds up mirror}
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>>73946787
You canacucks are really slow aren't you?
Pic related, why do you think this is what represents brazilians?

Also do try to live on a fucked up country and still find a way to laugh.

>>73947736
>>73948001
>brazil is full of fucked up mutts
>canada is pushing multiculturalism and interbreeding hard
You know by the time people started to realize how stupid this was, brazil was already a lost cause, but your compatriots just have all the information at hand and still push this garbage.

I kinda feel bad about canacucks, at some point your men were image of masculinity, now they are like poodles. I think the welfare state is to blame.
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>>73948559
>kaka
Can you grow up
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>>73941450
>Right one looks like mixed Indio--maybe even the poo-in-loo variety
>Mid one also looks mixed Indio
>Left one looks like a shifty Jew--that explains the fat and bad genetics
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>>73948628

hehehe le smug pepe meme totally got me xD
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>>73948628
It must be a two way mirror you're holding up to him
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>>73948630
Why would I live in a fucked up country? I'm not a stupid nigger.
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whats wrong with trudeau, seriously? could anyone redpill me? is he behind a fucked up secret corrupt agenda to push communism or something like our ex president or is he just a lgbtq massive enthusiast triggering /pol/?
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>>73948630

>Welfare state

Do you even realize how hard it is to get welfare here? Please know what you're talking about you favela subhuman.
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>>73948729
>Why would I live in a fucked up country?
I don't know why are you living in canada?
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>>73941750
Yep. Big Red is Canadian. So is Sarky, Seth Rogen (fucking Jews), and other celebs (pseudo or not).

We really should stop taking in leftist Canucks, especially the Juden variety.
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>>73948828
Because my mom moved here and my grandma came here as a refugee when she was a kid
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>>73948828

Why does portuguese sound like an inbred retarded version of spanish? You people LITERALLY sound retarded. Most brazilians are fucking niggers and it's hilarious to see you take pride in that because that's what a cuck would do.
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>>73948913
>picture of a nigger
>can only list 6 things versus 13 reasons to date a Canadian
>no man quite like a Canadian
>25 reasons why you should date a Canadian
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>>73948913
Also check out that "Canadian have no balls"
KEK some roastie that got rejected by a Canadian TOP KEK
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>>73948920
Ehh br portuguese is a hard language that's a bastardized version of the original portuguese, at any rate it's a hard language, english is ridiculously easy compared to portuguese.

>>73949062
Canadians DON'T have balls that's what an easy life does to you.
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>>73949246
Third worlders think having balls means you'd get into a knife fight with a favela dweller, we have balls we just show that we have them differently, by bringing your girlfriend into bed with us for example.
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>>73943212
That place was like Malibu with better walls.
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>>73949246

>Canadians don't have balls

What was the last relevant war Brazil even participated in? Hard to have a relevant world influence when you're too busy combating niggers in your favelas.
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>>73949441
Their country has been at war with itself since they became a Republic
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>>73949246
Brazilian Portuguese is what I learned. I learned Castilian first in Oviedo, then went Rio and had to sink or swim. I learned quickly but I struggle to understand Continental Portuguese. It always feels like I'm listening underwater or something.

Brazilian Portuguese is a really fun language to speak. Viadinho is still one of my favorite words.
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>>73949342
>we just show that we have them differently
Yeah sure
>talking with a gay brazilian
>"bringing your girlfriend into bed with us for example"
Holy shit how retarded can a country get?
>>73949441
It's on a perpetual war with itself, our yearly homicide rate is bigger the ones of countries in international wars.
>>73949688
>Viadinho is still one of my favorite words.
Corno is more useful.
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>>73940613
Ouch, burger!!!
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>>73949882
Okay I don't automatically assume everyone I'm talking to is a stupid faggot because here we don't have faggots waltzing around on the street
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>>73949882

>It's on a perpetual war with itself, our yearly homicide rate is bigger the ones of countries in international wars.


Yet your are some-how proud of your flag? Kek.
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>>73950217
Or you could read the fucking thread before posting. Too lazy to do that?
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>>73940455

in terms of posting?

obviously brazil, the worst lefty cunts come from canada and britain
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>>73940613
FPBP

Canadians are like our infuriatingly passive aggressive brother with a superiority complex.

Brazil is just like the weird friend from down the street.
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>>73940697
how did /pol/ successfully make Aussies vs Canada? This is really a forced meme that any aussie or canadian take it seriously is dumb and should kill themselves
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>>73950274
Actually yes I am, living here is hard, very hard, that forces whoever is able to , to become a much stronger person, whenever a gringo moves into here he always runs back home with his tails between his legs because he doesn't has neither the malice or the wits to survive.

You cucks have few crimes, cheap stuff, decent healthcare and that is why you are full of low-test numales.

A brazilian that manages to move into canada or the US is able to live a very good and happy life, a canadian that moves into brazil will become poor, get robbed and die.
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>>73950352
I don't care about what you have to say
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>>73950530

>Muh reddit-like comparisons

back you go.
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>>73950578
Seems like you do since you are still replying
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>>73948644

getting pissed because you cannot produce any soccer legends

get fucked leaf
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>>73950548
You're America's New Zealand, it's only natural we should hate each other. It's just bantz mate.
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>>73950799
Who gives a shit about soccer. Put the players on ice and maybe I'll be interested it takes zero skill to run in the grass I did that when I was a baby
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>>73942031
Truth, fucking Hues ruined CS
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>>73942722
They should both be tried and hung for treason
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>>73942031
How's our internet ass? I get 100mbs for like $50 bucks or something
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>>73951104
>Truth, fucking Hues ruined online games
FTFY
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>>73940455
I like brazil better desu. Canada is like like Australia if Australia was fuckign shit
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>>73950580
Never been to Reddit blood leaf
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>>73951206
True
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>>73951215
So we're Australia?
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>>73951458
Aussies can actually do banter.
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>>73951891
We aren't trying to banter. That's stupid we just speak the truth
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>>73952164
>We aren't trying to banter. That's stupid we just speak the truth
That's the point, aussies do both. How's that fire in alberta going?
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>>73952485
I don't know I don't care about Alberta our news hasn't talked about it all week
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>>73940697
>Hank hill is bad
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Brazilian living in Canada here, AMA.
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>>73953516
When are you leaving?
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>>73953757
Not sure desu, the chinese are taking over this shithole and the cuck liberals are allowing it.
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>>73954325
>5% of the population is Chinese
>THEYRE TAKING OVER
I'm glad people feel this way, it's better than America and 30% of the country being a spic and they still don't care
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>>73954370
It's better than america, but it doesn't mean it's good. I feel like Canada is the only country that likes being cucked.

At least in america they have Trump. Canada on the other hand...
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Brazil. Too many niggers in Canada.
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>>73954521
Trump likes gays and trannys not a good thing at least Harper was anti tranny
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>>73954584
Literally 1% nigger
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>>73940455
Well Brazilians are subhuman so I'd have to go with the polite and kind losers of the north.
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>>73954611

Too many.
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>>73954691
The only thing that loses here is your girls virginities
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>>73954592
Trudeau is the biggest faggot I've ever seen in charge of a country.

In 5-10 years this country will be in absolute chaos, especially economically.
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>>73954787
Agreed but it's better than France or Brazil
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>>73954823
I didn't say he isn't but I didn't vote for the Muslim fag
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>>73940613
Lmao, that's fucking hilarious.

Also why do Brazillians suck at video games? Seriously, you guys are by far, the worst part of the video game community geographically. You shit up any game you guys touch
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most canadian /pol/ posters (myself included) are shits

most brazillians are kinda funny sometimes

so posting wise brazil>canada

actual nation wise canada>brazil (sorry but living in stacked corrugated tin shacks like 40% of your nation is larping a warhammer 40k hive city is inexcusable no matter how sexy you people are)
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>>73954611
>1%
Canada is lost.
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>>73954938
Our players in CS have been pretty legit since 1.6
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>>73955126
How many niggers do you have?
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>>73955315
Slavery was abolished, Canadabro.
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>>73955445
So the niggers got into their kang ships and flew to the moon?
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>>73955315
Less than your jam-faced ass, porch monkey.
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>>73955495
LOOOOL
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>>73940455

Canada
>The most envied country in the world
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/canada-has-the-worlds-best-reputation-global-survey-shows-1.3155500

>Safety
>High quality of life
>People who genuinely help each other
>Low murder rates
>Crime that declines every year
>Honest government (cucked by honest)

vs

Brasil

>Country so shitty its a world health risk for Olympic athletes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brazil-should-not-host-the-olympic-games-argues-expert_us_57337ef2e4b03657411179a8

>A country so shitty they may or not have a president right now

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/13/michel-temer-brazil-president-rebuild-impeachment

>A country so crime infested their last president's house was just robbed

http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2016/04/08/house-used-by-brazil-s-former-president-robbed.html

Jesus christ you fat fucks can't help but be lazy posting as well as in your daily lives? This is a beatdown, I expected this from Australia not you fat fucks!
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>>73955607
Tbh a lot of foreigners are basically the canadian version of weebs. They see us as Sweden 2.0 or some shit when in reality we're basically just a big fucking Vermont with some okay healthcare when it works and more recycling.
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>>73955725
>everyone calls us shitposters
>this is just how canadians act with each other in real life
Why do foreigners like us so much?
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>>73955835
warped view of our culture due to constant polls being pushed in favor of Canada by Chinese and European media
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>>73955835

They hate us because they ain't us, comparing a world world country to Brazil is a joke. Their economy is based upon destroying the world's most beautiful forest and half of them are niggers.
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>>73955975
I wish everyone hated us like America I miss the Harper days when all the articles about us were how we were destroying the environment
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>>73940613
Kek
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>>73956076
Will never happen as long as America exists senpai. America is like the fat chick at prom who has a decent looking friend with her, who only looks good because her fat friend is ugly as sin.
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