BREAKING FUCKING NEWS
NASA DETECTS MAGNETIC EXPLOSIONS ABOVE EARTH
http://www.engadget.com/2016/05/13/nasa-mms-magnetic-field-explosions/
WE SPACE WAR NOW
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/nasa-probes-witness-powerful-magnetic-storms-near-earth/
>>73891252
What does it all mean magnatron.
We fusion nao
>>73891252
>what did he mean by this
ayy lmao
toasting in an epic bread
>>73891252
please genocide the earth based aliens, please kill all of us
>>73891252
>sensors next to giant planet sized dynamo detect magnetic disturbances
Holy shit man what are the odds? Must be interstellar warfare!
>>73891252
#NOTALLMAGNETICFORCES
The Magnet King has finally come to kill the Jews
>>73892027
>Circus tent
ANCIENT ALIENS WAS RIGHT!
>>73892205
Explain
>>73891252
You realize this is a regularly occurring phenomenon? This is just the first time we've actually had satellites with the equipment necessary to measure magnetic fields go straight through the event and record all sorts of data about the disturbance.
Still pretty cool though.
>>73891252
How does this affect anything?
>>73892138
mind fucking blown
>>73892434
SHUT UP
NUKE MARS and canada JUST TO MAKE SURE
>>73892331
In one of the newer episodes they wank on about how there's about a dozen different alien factions and that some are involved in a war over earth.
One faction created us using their own DNA (they never explicitly state the aliens did a Kirk and fucked some local inhabitants - chimps - and brought humanity about that way but you can read between the lines) and another faction is looking to wipe us out because they want earth and our warlike nature makes us dangerous.
Loads of shite in the episode about the Van Allen Belt being an artificial creation to protect us, alien ground to space cannons in Siberia, etc.
Comedy gold.
>>73892488
>also realize gypsies live in tents
>>73892205
post your face when it's actually the negus mothership coming to pick up all the space melanoids to bring them back to their home planet
>>73891252
Theres no aliens you morons.
They are predictable magnetic explsions that occur because the sun shines kn the Earths magnetic field.
Watch the video.
>>73891252
>>73892434
Nasa reveals are so fucking boring that we have to exaggerate and speculate to insanity just to make them entertaining.
>NASA
Into the trash it goes
>>73892888
oh
my
god
>>73892768
The people on the show think we were all created by the aliens, not just the gibmedats.
>>73892888
>comparing two different photos, taken at two different times in two different locations at two different angles with two different cameras
Holy shit, the evidence is impenetrable!
>>73892888
dat pollution tho
>>73892132
This is the lamest irl super power. And people with that power irl are also usually fat. Thay also ''eat anything'' as in car and furniture.
Seriously useless unless you choose a career in circus freaks.
>>73892888
>What is perspective
You realize the earth is a sphere therefore its features would take the form and shape according to its structure therefore you have a distorted continent that is affected by a vantage point taken from space at different locations.
>>73893096
thats fucking rain retart
>>73893127
On that note I would like to had this is useless because you've never heard in the news about ''Man with magnetic power steal a bank!''
>>73892768
i wish a nigga would.
Gas the kikes, space war now
>>73891252
Now is the time and Trump has revealed himself to us.
here's the link to the article in Scientific American:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/nasa-probes-witness-powerful-magnetic-storms-near-earth/
Does this mean we're all dead?
>>73892978
Isn't it shocking, Muhamed?
>>73893096
Copy paste tool, actualy
It's probably just an orion engine bursting.
>>73891252
Fuck off space niggers we're full.
>>73893407
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh (Im really a german tho)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You called for a race war.
We called for back up.
>>73892132
funny thing, those people aren't "magnetic" they just have super sticky sweat.
>>73893407
They aren't all exactly the same they look different
>Also they look the same is not any real evidence
>>73893763
Niggers with dicks for heads.
Not exactly The Emperor's Astartes.
>>73891252
ALIENS MAGA WHEN
>>73891252
Finally the end has come.
>>73892845
>Nasa reveals are so fucking boring
as pretty much any basic scientific discovery for the average person.
>>73892845
>>73894287
Right now, this might indeed seem useless and boring. However, the data collected from this event should give a much better understanding of the complex interactions of magnetic fields in general, which is an essential part of making nuclear fusion reactors. So yeah, this is actually pretty important.
>>73892132
They revealed that this kid just had a really dirty body, which caused his skin to be sticky
If they put baby powder on him, his "power" would mysteriously vanish
does this mean all our communication devices will be knocked out and shit is about to hit the fan? as soon as everything shuts down im going to be on my way out of the city and to my country estate.
or should i stay here and defend my apartment from looters? fug.
>>73891850
K.....EKKK
>>73893763
Relatives from outer space eh? Two can play this game!
>>73891252
Its weather ballon. You silly goy.
>>73893763
WE WUZ ET AND SHEIT
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL
my power was out for an hour but came back on are we saved ?
will the ayy lmao's be sexy space ladies?
I now identify as a space magnet.
Sorry but Aliens don't exist
>>73891576
It's a transformer we are fucked.
lets establish spacetrade. refugees against alientech
>>73893407
BUSTED
But why?
why do people like OP perpetuate such false statements?
>>73892634
Getting really stoned and watching this show makes it ten times better
>>73893394
Cnn is reporting alien tanks in 30 minutes!
>>73891252
literally nothing
boy im sure glad im not made out of ferrous metal right now if you catch my know what i mean
>>73891252
>WE SPACE WAR NOW
bullshit.
it's just magnetic waves colliding and some come from the sun. wow, big deal /pol/.
>it was certainly that j00s and the lizard people
>b-but y is this news?
because NASA collected info about how these waves interact and why there are explosions.
>>73897943
>vast ass universe
>no other lifeforms but us
don't be stupid.
>>73893407
Holy shit. Looks like global warming is actually a hoax. I am #TrumpMissile now
>space elevator Fridays used to be a thing
>>73895071
Baby powder neutralizes magnetic fields due to strong antiferromagnetic interaction between the outer shell electrons in baby powder atoms.
Read a fucking science book, moron.
>>73893407
Satellites orbit cunt. Have you ever taken a panoramic shot. Shit doubles all the time. It would have been taking photos at a much closer ranger and then a computer stitched it all together
>>73892634
I've actually heard of that theory. That Grey aliens are evil and Nordic aliens work against them and are pure good.
>>73898771
I miss those. Even the blue pilled faggots on other boards admitted that they were some of the best threads on the site.
>>73898378
>>73898860
From what I remember of the episode it said there were about 3 different Grey species, a Reptillian one and others. No mention of a Nordic one.
Apparently there's a race that looks like a praying mantis and they're the truly evil ones.
They even had some former Canadian defence minister on the show saying that it was true, all true. And that the Yanks are at the heart of it all.
>>73891252
News just in. NASA sends probe to Uranus
everybody everywhere giggles
>>73892634
Top fucking kek, got a name for the episode?
>>73901299
It was season 9 and I think it was called Alien Wars.
Worth a look for comedy value alone.
Then the dawning horror sets in when you realise millions of Burger People, including influential celebrities, take this show as the true and unvarnished facts.
The entire premise of the show is that anything, and I mean anything, that was ever invented (fire, building, the wheel, rockets) was far too advanced for humans to come up with so there MUST have been alien intervention.
There's even an entire episode where they say Werner von Braun had to have been influenced by aliens to kickstart our space programme as rockets were too advanced for any human to imagine/create. They neglect to explain why the Chinese had (albeit smaller) rocket technology for centuries before WvB upscaled it, made it out of metal instead of wood and used it to bomb London.
I sure do hate niggers
>>73898771
Please come back space elevator
>ABOVE EARTH
Or was it below?
>>73902663
he was on cripplechan a few months ago, I do not think he will come back
>>73903239
>>73902663
>>73898771
God I miss those threads. Back when /pol/ was the best board on 4chan.
ayy lmao?
>>73892541
>NUKE MARS and canada JUST TO MAKE SURE
What did Mars ever do to us? Leave those red-skin faggots alone. Do what ever you want though with the leafs.
>>73892670
>being this out of touch with reality
Gypsies live in palaces not tents.
ayy lmao
>>73898465
Still working on it,clever clogs?
>>73898825
>mfw ausbro not shitposting
>>73898771
A space elevator/fountain just became a whole lot more plausible.
Self assembling carbon nanotubes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w1d0Lg6wuvc
>>73892888
>>73893407
Do retards like this actually exist? Or is Brazil just shit posting.
>>73898811
this nigga
>>73898811
Hes skin was still stick + he balanced the stuff
you are a fucking idiot
>>73891886
>giant planet sized dynamo
You mean I could tap my laptop in the earth?
>>73892634
>, alien ground to space cannons in Siberia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian%E2%80%93Triassic_extinction_event
The Permian–Triassic (P–Tr) extinction event, colloquially known as the Great Dying, the End Permian or the Great Permian Extinction,[2][3] occurred about 252 Ma (million years) ago,[4] forming the boundary between the Permian and Triassic geologic periods, as well as the Paleozoic and Mesozoic eras. It is the Earth's most severe known extinction event, with up to 96% of all marine species[5][6] and 70% of terrestrial vertebrate species becoming extinct.[7] It is the only known mass extinction of insects.[8][9] Some 57% of all families and 83% of all genera became extinct. Because so much biodiversity was lost, the recovery of life on Earth took significantly longer than after any other extinction event,[5] possibly up to 10 million years.[10]
There is evidence for between one and three distinct pulses, or phases, of extinction.[7][11][12][13] Suggested mechanisms for the latter include one or more large bolide impact events, massive volcanism, coal or gas fires and explosions from the Siberian Traps,[14] and a runaway greenhouse effect triggered by sudden release of methane from the sea floor due to methane clathrate dissociation or methane-producing microbes known as methanogens;[15] possible contributing gradual changes include sea-level change, increasing anoxia, increasing aridity, and a shift in ocean circulation driven by climate change.
>"ITS HABBENING"
>its not happening
>>73905547
All I want now is Dan Carlin doing a show on that stuff.
>>73905556
We haven't had a proper happening in such a long time now. I've forgotten how it feels.
>>73891252
There's no such thing as "above" or "below" earth when it comes to space. Movement, direction however you want to phrase it is all relative.
>>73892132
I went to bed beat tired last night without showering
I woke up with a quarter stuck to my back
Now give me my fucking xman suit
>>73897423
I really wish this was true...
O SHIT THEIR ANCESTORS ARE COMING BACK
>>73905910
Okay you sperg but for practical explanatory purposes "above" is just fine
>>73891252
Why you gotta be bullshittin, dude?
>>73893160
You all going on about perspective are retarded. Like massively retarded.
NO ALIEN REFUGEES
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>73891252
It's just swamp gas. I wouldn't worry about it, citizen.
Exo-Vaticana with Tom Horn and Cris Putnam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOtGDhdgq5o
The Coming Great Deception "Aliens" Demons Our Creators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-cGhRZZW-k
>>73892888
Inflation.
>>73892888
Interesting how your posts get alot of attention. These faggots out in full force.
>>73891252
I wonder who could be behind those explosions
>>73893921
No their skin is so smooth that it has perfect contact with other smooth things.
Intermolecular forces.
>>73906628
>mfw we were created by aliens to evolve our souls before the rapture aka second coming of christ
>mfw it already happened on mars
>>73908805
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abHN4HdCL2Q
> boasting in an epic clandestine Clinton thread.
>>73908875
I love shit like this it reminds me of the 90's.
>>73892132
That's just gravity
>>73891850
I got to do that one day
>>73892138
kek קק
>>73893763
That's Yakub though, he's our daddy.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE SKY EVERYONE
>MASSIVE
>FLYING
>PYRAMIDS
IT'S OVER THE MELANOIDS WON
Stellaris has memed magiced a space genocide upon us
Save us Lord
>>73897423
I imagine their world to be very nice to live in and more harmony then ours
THIS IS COMMANDER OF THE SPACE CRUISER "FICKI FICKI", AHMED MOHAMMED, WE ARE REFUGEES OF A SPACE WAR--
Make it an aliean thread now. post stuff you got.
>>73892888
Look how much America grew in 5 years. And that was during a recession!
its ova whitey
yakuba is comin back to destroy whitey devils we be kangs again
>>73912504
At least he has a good Jewish name.
what if the entire solar system is actually a giant space ship made by our ancestors and we're all headed somewhere but we forgot where
what a waste of money
>>73906628
tldw what the endgame for these frog aliens?
>>73898321
BREAKING
THEY JUST LANDED IN TURKEY
>>73912504
cracked me up kek
>>73892888
YEAH TOTALLY FLAT EARTH NUKES ARE FAKE GRAVITY IS A LIE ALL WARS HAVE BEEN FABRICATED BY THE REPTILIANS THAT CONTROL US ITS ALL FAKE
>>73898811
>Baby powder neutralizes magnetic fields due to strong antiferromagnetic interaction between the outer shell electrons in baby powder atoms
what the fuck man
Fucking warp storms.
Emperor preserve us.
>>73891252
http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/growing-unrest-icelands-most-powerful-volcano-earthquake-swarm-bardarbunga-volcano
No worries, the volcano eruption will take you first.
>>73911702
'Course it is, they have no Jews, after all.
BUILD THAT WALL AROUND EARTH AND MAKE ALPHA CENTAURI PAY FOR IT
THAT
WALL
AROUND
EARTH
AND
MAKE
ALPHA
CENTAURI
PAY
FOR
IT
>>73892132
More like a sticky fat fuck
>>73891252
EMPEROR PRESERVE US!
literally a fucking warp storm
>>73892888
Looks like the country is turning into a desert. Are we going to be the first people since abos to completely wreck an entire continent?
>>73891252
i prefer an alien invasion over an sandnigger invasion
>>73898140
I'm ok with this
>>73907429
have a (you) faggot
>>73892888
Even America is becoming obese.
