Do you know why I stopped you?
Because I'm black
>>73877548
I am a free inhabitant i have all the rights but you have no powwer over me
>>73877548
illegal dubs?
>>73877660
Hey, this is rappppppeeee !
Because you like me? No reason to be shy officer. But I really don't swing that way.
>>73877548
I assume it has something to do with me driving this stolen school bus
AM I BEING DETAINED
who /detained/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDh1CcTnu8
>>73877548
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER
>>73877548
*unzips dick
>>73877548
i'm i being detained ?
OFFICIER IM I BEING DETAINED
>>73877548
>BECAUSE YOU'RE Driving on the fucken wrong side of the road cunt.
>>73877548
Because you need a little bribe.
CALL DA FBI, THEY'LL TELL U YOU CAN'T ARREST ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFPZoKqlZBs
![Posterboard%20-%20TVL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hWpDQnr.jpg "Posterboard%20-%20TVL[1].jpg")
>>73877548
Because I dont have a TV Licence™ ?
FREE INHABITANT I'M A FREE INHABITANT
AM I BEING DETAINED? CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
sigh another cock to suck
>>73877582
>>73878218
>>73877897
>get shot
>>73878186
BCUZ U Shittenz own Tha Wong siZe Street ESSAY
>>73877548
am i being detained?
>>73878186
because you poo in the loo
how many times did i tell you ? POO IN THE FUCKING DESIGNATED STREETS
I dont know but right now I am not driving.I am travelling.Can you really prove that I'm driving?
>>73877548
I swear that weed was there when I bought the car, Officer.
>>73877548
so you could check em
![profiling-250x150[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n6AyLvG.jpg "profiling-250x150[1].jpg")
>>73878379
When did you buy this car citizen?
>>73878468
I'm too high to remember
SOVEREIGN CITIZEN! ALL THE RIGHTS, WITHOUT THE NEED TO FOLLOW THE LAW!
>>73878468
April 20th, sir.
>>73878336
your people are ruining my country
>>73878444
Those are sweet trips sir, Ill check em
>>73877864
lol, these faggots, just give him the damn registration you dumb fucking bitch
"hur dur under this law i read on the internet you're not allowed to pull us over"
>>73878444
Checked!
>>73877708
>>73877660
>get the police here
>sir we are the police
>>73878539
maybe you need to man the fuck up & kick them out ?
Excuse me officer but you cannot pull me over because my car has plates I bought off this guy on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0MFsCr7alQ
>>73877548
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>73877548
Let's not play guessing games, officer. Just write the citatation and I'll be on my way.
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>>73877681
Is being scared of cops normal? Even if I'm like an old lady when it comes to driving at (or under) the speed limit and stuff my gut turns when I see them on the road.
Once I got stopped in a routine breathalyser control and I was so scared I couldn't properly blow in the thing. My breath failed me. The copper thought I was trying to cheat it or something. I hadn't been drinking that day or before so I had nothing to be rationally scared of.
>>73877548
YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO STOP ME, I AM A FREE CITIZEN AND AMERICA'S LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME.
>>73877548
Because I believe in a free Narnia
I'm sorry officer, did my wife's son flip you off?
LaTreel, did you flip this nice man off?
>>73879332
Not sure about scared but I don't like dealing with cops in traffic either. They put their lowest quality people on that job and they're typically cocky and annoying as fuck.
I own a retro video game store and have quite a few police customers. The local police have a pokemon league, shits hilarious.
>>73877548
Am I being detained?! Am I free to go?!
