Which of these ideas is just satire for you /pol/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10199099
>>73875158
Come to think it, I should have made the poll the other way around to see for how many people x is NOT a satire.
Anyways....
>>73875314
I can't even cast a vote because none of it is satire you retard
>German engineering
>>73875612
Now you understand how German polls are made and why it always looks like the country is full of degenerate retards.
>must specify within 1 and 7 items
>>73875158
Just holocaust denial.
It happened but it was on a much lower scale and the jews deserved it.
>>73875158
They are all reasonable. Fuck you for not including that option.
>>73875158
Where is None of the above.
>>73875158
All of them of course.
>>73875962
Vote ironically.
>>73875158
Pantyhose is a patrician fetish
>>73875158
I voted for women not being able to vote because that's just plain fucking retarded. But there's a couple in there that make me laugh because it just plain makes me want to kill myself when people talk about it,
The following are the things I find satire
>Antisemitism.
>Holocaust denial
>Gay's should be illegal.
>>73875158
Holocaust denial is the only thing on that list I don't believe a large amount of people on here actually believe.
>>73875962
This
>>73875158
While I don't deny the holocaust I do believe it to be heavily blown up
>>73876290
>Flag.
I had to pick an option, so I picked number 3.
>>73875158
None of the above.
>>73876346
>pic
>>73875158
None of them. Heres your (you)
>Women shouldn't have the right to vote
Do you have any idea how much better western civilization would be right now if women had never gotten the right to vote? We'd probably have swarms of autonomous robots mining asteroids for resources by now. Instead we're wasting our resources on women's studies departments.
Giving women the right to vote was the most catastrophic event to ever occur in the development of the West. More catastrophic than WW1, WW2 and WW3 combined.
>>73875158
>Satire
Fuck off newfag.
Race war now gas the kikes deus vult 14/88
>>73875158
None of them, kike.
yeah nothing of that is satire, those are my positions dressed in PC labeling.
I dont really have a problem with my view of the jewish question beeing labled antisemitism or any other leftist strawmans in there. I simply recognize that that is what people have been taught to call it.
But I would argue that the labeling is absurd and false.
>>73875158
You should add "none of the above".
>>73876658
This but really democray as a whole should never had been implemented.
It's nothing but a clever way to disguise oligarchic rule, and should be exposed as such and abolished in favour of a monarcy or fascist/falangist style authoritairian rule.
"/pol/ is satire" is satire
>>73877790
No it's a subversive meme intentionally planted.
It probably wont win, as too many people here are moral and spiritual people able to see through the deceptions of modern materialist nonsense. But it's not satire as such.
>Quran & Sunnah is more "evil" than the Bible
this one is the only satire in there
>>73877790
I like to believe making people think /pol/ is satire comes from the same family as making people believe Reddit is responsible and not 4chan.
This way we don't get shitty disgusting liberals in here all day and the small few who do get in think they're being funny until they stumble upon actual facts and the /pol/ comradery.
Believing /pol/ is satire is the first step into indoctrination.
I really like this image OP
>>73875158
OP is a faggot. The answer is NONE OF THE ABOVE.
>>73878716
kek. I don't understand why Islam is still around, worse than poo 'religion'.
>>73878874
Me too, my fellow degenerate.
I hope OP posts more.
>>73878938
ISIS is creation of Mossad and CIA
>>73877298
>Let's replace our current oligarchic rule with the same oligarchic rule but this time it's centered in one person rather than a group.
>>73875158
None of it is satire, that's not to say I agree with everything in the strawpoll but I believe most anons starting threads on those subjects are vehemently against them. I believe letting government intervene in sexual affairs of consenting private citizens goes against muhfreedums and I take the same approach as JFK's dad towards Jews, but hey I'm just one anon on /pol
>>73875158
Shame they don't take CONTEXT into account.
> Race mixing should be illegal.
No, just leave Europe. Tired of traitorous "3rd world" visa snatchers who then complain about how no one is helping their home country.
>>73876208
>I voted for women not being able to vote because that's just plain fucking retarded.
The smartest women of the time were AGAINST the female vote for good reason, they explained that women, being driven by feelings and reactions, should not play such a large role in the running of a country.
>>73875158
People actually believe that woman should be allowed to vote?
>Wantng to reduce your priviledges,for a spook
What a bunch of cucks.
>>73879004
Nice try.
Saudi Arabia also beheads. It's the Quran, not 'mossad'. Muslims have been beheading since Mohammed.
Quran (8:67) - "It is not for a Prophet that he should have prisoners of war until he had made a great slaughter in the land..."
Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"
Isis just follows the Quran. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has a PhD in Islamic Studies.
>>73879037
>Let's replace our current oligarchic rule with the same oligarchic rule but this time with a common goal of the entire goverment to be for the best of the people, not just to "serve" some esotheric and easily subverted "will of the people".
Allso with representatives on every level in the goverment clearly defined as the people whos job it is to check the power of the oligarchical players of society.
Democracy is workable on a small scale, and should be used for local descitions. But with the distance from the people that comes from a large society, democracy becomes a weapon used by the monetairy powers to conceal the nature of their rule.
There's a reason the jews stated that they wanted democracy in thier protocols.
>>73879315
forgot to add FTFY
>>73879048
Cool cat
>>73879004
I.rseali
S.ecret
I.ntelligence
S.ervice
>>73879606
Not an argument. This is: >>73879257
>>73876240
I think you might be mistaken. If anything there's a lot of support for faggotry here.
>>73875158
>Must specify within 1 and 7 items.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Fix your fucking poll, baka
>>73880194
Which comes primarily from the anime faggot guys who withdrew from reality to hide on web boards back in the early 00s after beeing bullied from displaying their degeneracy IRL.
It's a infection that largely comes from beeing located on 4chdn where theese degenerates gathered in the first place.
>>73875612
>>73875784
as these guys said:
"none of the above is satire" option is missing
>Antisemitism
It's ridiculous to think jews are part of some evil hivemind out to destroy the west as some people here seems to unironically believe in that.
However Jews have the highest IQ so it isn't weird that they are over represented among the globalist elites
>Holocaust denial
The holocaust is well documented but it is maybe possible that it is exagerated but i still haven't seen any convincing arguments for that.
>Homosexuality should be illegal
I don't care what adults does in bed to each other aslong as they don't push it on the rest of society
>>73875158
None of the above.
Disgusting fart eater.
All of them, apart from hating on Islam
>>73875158
>le pol is satire meme narwhale
back 2 red it, faggot OP
I voted for illegal homos.
That's it.
boo hooo jidf chill the fuck down
>>73875158
I don't hate Jews and I think there was a holocaust. Apart from that nothing.
>>73881669
Be gay somewhere else you degenerate anime faggot
>>73875158
>ywn have a cute blond girl tie you up and sit on your face
why live?
Also all of them are satire. The Bible and whatever that Muslim stuff is the only one that's iffy, but all religious texts are shit and Quran-fags are not the ones imposing their religion on Americans
>>73881870
How about no.
>>73875158
Sure is blue-pilled in here
I unironically believe all of them
>>73879073
If you actually think men aren't ruled by the same things, I envy your naive faith in humanity.
>>73875158
The Holocaust is satire.
>hitler is great because he killed 6million jews
>the holocaust didn't happen
explain yourself /pol/
>>73882265
We did the time, might as well do the crime.
>>73882097
Same
>>73882265
>this terrible b8
>>73875158
>all these votes for anti-semitism
/POL/ FUCKING YES!!!!
>>73879257
>>73875158
>No "None of the above" option
It's almost like you wanted a shitty outcome or something.
>>73875158
homos
