https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydtepzhZwR0
>brand new state of the art ivan car
>try to get in
>door handle falls off
>>73858315
Holy shit. I am now voting for Hillary in the general election.
Putin doesn't tolerate that kind of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo
>>73858315
That Russian automotive quality we have grown to love..
>>73858315
Putin is a great man.
>>73858315
Holy shit, now I'm a #fordranger
>>73858315
Because of this, I am now #HillaryArtillery
>>73858315
Wow I'm a #ChevyCruzeMissile now
>>73858315
at least the brakes work
>>73858315
Back to the Trabant
>>73858315
Should have shoved the handle in his pocket
>>73858315
door was blocked from opening since engine was stalled. Retarded general tried to open it anyway to show off before Putin.
Face of army commander in the back is priceless
>>73858315
Maybe Ruskie engineering should stick to military instead of commercial goods.
>>73858384
yup I'm a hillshill now too, this is what finally stumps the trump
>>73858315
ashamed? he had an expressionless face.
>>73858797
You are lying. This video proves Putin is a racist and it shows that Russia needs refugees in order to have any future.
>>73858315
Why they were looking at the UAZ Patriot? Hasn't this car been released years ago? I've seen one in a rally event here in my state like 5 or 6 years ago.
This is proof Putin has made superhuman soldiers. That General ripped that door handle off with little effort and as you can see in the video, Putin brings his hand up under his arm in an attempt to quell his rage before the General had a chance to show off his strength by ripping the door open through the window opening.
>>73858315
>Car Faulty Door Handle Sabotages
>>73858947
it was reworked for army use
I am now a #cruzmissle
>>73859042
>reworked for army use
This is now a Mad Max - Syria edition thread.
it shouldn't break off even if the door is locked
>>73858991
>t. ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky
Wow i know
If only Putin did it the American way, only travel when hiding in a thick armored car
How dare he even travel in a normal car and not hide behind bullet proof glass anytime hes in public, so rekt
>>73859215
ISIS could learn a thing or two from Marv Heeymeyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJcB1_EogXc
>>73859373
>American and European rulers are so despised by the people that they must always travel inside armored vehicles
>>73859121
>The Imperium of Man's Tech-priests have theorized that this gestalt psychic field also has a telekinetic or quantum probabilistic effect, allowing the seemingly ramshackle and poorly designed Ork technology to work as the Greenskins expect. It is believed that the reason this hypothesis came into existence is that the Imperium adopted the Adeptus Mechanicus' religious belief that aspects of a universal "Machine Spirit" inhabits all technology, and that this Machine Spirit serves Mankind at the command of the Machine God. If this is the case, without a Machine Spirit, Ork machines could not work, requiring some psychic cause to justify their often devastating effect. Furthermore, Mechanicus Genetor Lukas Anzion has noted that many Ork-built weapons will not function at all unless wielded by an Orkoid, possibly supporting this hypothesis.
>>73858527
he's a little guy
>>73858474
holy shit putin doesn't fuck around. lost it at "I want my pen back"
>>73858384
>>73858571
>>73858623
>>73858831
>>73859044
XD
How do you guys COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!?
>>73858315
The guy who pulled the handle off is so handsome.
>>73859868
>>2ch.net
>>73858474
>guy tries to steal Putin's pen
Russia in a nut shell?
>>73859121
even their cars have to wear burqas
>>73859951
>Australian women
>>73858315
I'm sure it was just a joke in very poor taste. The man always wanted to relocate to Siberia anyway.
>>73860051
>aboriginals
>australian
Pick one
>aboriginals
>australian
>Humans
Pick one
>>73859377
Marvin Heemeyer was an hero.
pootin btfo will never recover
>>73859121
The Allahu Ackbar Mobile
>>73858315
The marshal's expression is hilarious.
>>73858315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZLzLWQbcFM
Done
>>73858315
>Romania
Are you the future Smoking Ruin?
>>73858315
That guys face behind putin. Kek
you go straight to gulag, comrade
nobody fucks with my photo op
>>73859911
just another zany day on 4chan
>>73859814
this
>>73859215
you made my day, thanks.
that one is my fav.
>>73860249
>Mad Mohammad
>Mad Mohammad: Bomb The Thunderdome
>Mad Mohammad: Jihadi Road
>>73858474
>completely makes that shit CEO his utter bitch
Base Putin at his finest
>BASED Putin Thread
Based Putin Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB9ZQ5doRi8
>>73859760
That's a "moustruo" from los Zetas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBQ6o5A4J6M
>>73858474
He shit his pants worse than hilldog
>shills so mad they have to use a door knob falling off to mock putin
lmao
>>73859397
>Bootleg PS1 controller
I'm confident the only reason we haven't rekt ISIS to hell and back yet is because they haven't outlived their usefulness to the jews
>>73858474
I like this.
