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Ann Coulter claims that soccer is all part of the globalist/collectivist wave that is ruining America. She believes it is ultimately an un-American game. What are /pol/s thoughts on this?

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/06/ann-coulter-is-right-to-fear-the-world-cup/373680/
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Why is dave chappelle on a soccer field?
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>>73853797
Play AFL ya cunts, a real mans game.
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it's undeniable that soccer is a part of the pussification of America

there are probably 10 sports I'd watch before soccer
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>>73853879
Pooftas game
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>>73853797
Of course it's un-American.

You actually have to play a full match and not buff out 12 minutes of play with ads.
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>>73853797
Better question: why do right wingers say that this thing is attractive? Is it because she tells them what they want to hear, or are they just really into women that look like trannies?
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GET WOGBALL OUT OF AUSTRALIA
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>>73853910
Shit, I'd watch professional jump roping before soccer lol
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>>73853797

Any game that can potentially end in a tie is a game for faggots
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>>73854113
Why does the left think fat is beautiful? Are they really into harpooning land whales?
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>>73853797
>America have held the soccer world cup a few times already
>It is ultimately un-American game

I prefer AFL over Soccer anytime, but even I never accuse Soccer as an un-Australian game.
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>>73854113
Dear god, that's some wraith disguised as a human type shit there
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>>73853833
That's Mario Balotelli, one of the star of the Italian National team.
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Who the fuck cares. Sports are over hyped as shit.
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>>73853992
>muh nonstop action
this is literally what cucks think is soooo much better
https://youtu.be/p8yKCmnm9xk
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>>73854272
Banter.
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>>73854199
>defensive deflection
Tranny lust it is.
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>>73854113
Sister?
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>>73853797

MLS and immigrants are taking over, in both our countries
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Soccer is the most cuck-friendly sport. Every faggot watches it.
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>>73854336
That was hilarious and quality viewing.
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>>73854437
That's because in America it's foreign and exotic, interestingly here lots of hipsters follow American football.
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>>73853797

All mass hype sports are brainwashing. Realized this when I was fucking 7 years old.

>I know what you're thinking
>flag
>fuck 7 year old
>muslim
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>>73854336
ay what the fuck lmao
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>>73854437
And NFL isn't? So many blacks are in the games. Hell, even quarterbacks are blacks now days aren't they?
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>>73853797
Soccer is for faggots
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>>73854383
Chubby chasing it is
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>>73853797
Motherfucking sacramento is putting up a new SOCCER stadium! These cucks can hardly float one Kings syadium. It makes sense in this lense
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I'm not into football, but most americans just don't understand it at all

this is an explanation that speaks american.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT3PElHuxCY
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>>73854336
>Post video of Russia hilarious BTFO Azerbaijan
>Doesn't get it

I guess if you have to have a commercial after every yard a ball moves, it becomes very difficult to see the bigger picture. Maybe Americans just don't understand football.
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>>73853797
whoa whoa whoa, go fuck yourself woman. it's like breathing, is breathing globalist? football is an ancient game, and it's ubiquitous... just face it.

and when you have a good game going where multimillionaires don't fall in agony from a dandelion hitting their shin, then you've got the real sport. besides, it's the perfect things to go with my scottish breakfast and pint.

Rugby is still way more heavy than either hand egg or football.
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>>73854113
DAT ADAMS APPLE DOE
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>>73854814
we definitely understand it, we just have more options to choose from thanks to liberty, prosperity, and the free market

it's just boring, literally nothing happens

taking the ball down the field only to have it kicked back IS nothing by the way
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>>73854524
Say wut?
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>>73854113
first time I looked at Ann Coulter I legit thought she might have formerly been a man.
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>>73854410
That guy's jawline is too weak for them to be related.
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>>73854524
That is interesting because a lot hipsters here follow "soccer".
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>>73854814
>trying to trick us into watching soccer for 11min.

nice try, your majesty.
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>>73853797
ann coulter would also say that having sex with black guys is an american thing to do
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>>73854842
>Russia hilarious BTFO Azerbaijan
>the score is tied
lel ye so deep and clever. Dumb rich americans will never get it :^)
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>cant be good at soccer
>"doesnt matter anyways cuz its muh jewish plot muh globalism socker iz gay"

really niggers, its not even that hard and can be fun if you get off your couch and play instead of watching it
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I live in Kansas and soccer is what I love more than anything. Huge Liverpool fan and Mario Balotelli is boss
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>>73855118

Hipsters are the only people I know who give a fuck about soccer at all

thankfully i don't know many of them so it's fine
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>>73855012
Do you honestly think people over here can't watch American Pig Flick, Stick Ball, Wogball, or Oiled Mangrab?

Watch the vid. What's boring is watching a bunch of coons take turns at scoring and only getting excited when one team scores twice.

That's a dead end sport right there.
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>>73855153
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>>73854617
At least NFL players don't look like wimps. I have a more athletic body than the best soccer player in the world - that Argie guy. That's sad.
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>>73855145
Strt from 1:57 to 4:30

Two and a half minutes that covers the main misunderstanding about kick ball.
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>>73855510
you must love the big strong black players :)
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>>73855463
why does it sicken me so much that nig feet and hands are white?
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>>73854113
Dat adams apple.
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>>73855411
soccer has been shoved down your throats for centuries, most of muh emotion that comes from it is about you hating other countries or cities

USA got to start with a clean slate and rejected the sport because it sucks
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>>73855510
Nigga plz...
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futbol
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>>73855198

Well you obviously didn't get it because this is a 2014 World Cup qualification match and Russia already had placed itself, they were just toying with Azerbaijan who needed to win to place. Russia fucked them over which is what the video shows, causing Portugal to qualify for the World Cup instead of Azerbaijan.

But I am sure you knew all this, and you were just pretending to be retarded with your comment, right? :^)
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>>73855510
this nigga isn't anywhere close to the best in the world and he still has a better body than you
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>Soccer is too boring.
>Americans literally watch baseball. A sport that's like cricket but somehow even more boring.
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>>73855678
That's not that person. I remember him next to LeBron and the guy is a freaking midget. I was like, "That can't be an athlete." He looked like a normal person. Kinda fat too.
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>>73853797
Arabs hiring Africans to represent Europe.

Seems pretty globalist to me.
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>>73854272
>>73854347
He's actually one of the very few full integrated niggers you're going to ever see in your entire life.
He's top tier.
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>>73853797
Soccer fucking sucks and FIFA is run by a bunch of criminals. I don't need Ann Cunter to tell me that.
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>>73855672
come on now, i'm don't even watch sports because they're all gay, but american helmet football, stickball, and niggerball are all structurally inferior games.
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>>73854272
>star
We all hate him for various reasons
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>>73855762
And ... do you know me? No. Stop making stupid guess work. That guy is skinny fat by the way. The vast majority of soccer players look like pansies. Your picture proves it.
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>>73855463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1seThIG34R8
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>>73855781

Well the appeal of baseball is seeing who can hit a ball the hardest.

That is the only skill involved. Football and 'Football' have some semblance of tactics and strategy involved. American Football needs to have the players know a particular tactic for 5 minutes at a time, actual Football needs to have the players on board with a strategy for 45 minute increments.

Baseball on the other hand has no thinking involved and is just mindlessly lining up to hit a ball with a stick and then run in a circle.
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>>73855923
Pipe down, fatty.
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>>73853797

>encourages competition against other countries
>globalist

She's a fucking retarded attention whore.
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>>73853992

Englecucks like a full hour watching boys prance around a field kicking each other's balls in their little short-shorts.
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>>73856003
the4re's a bit of strategy with loading the bases and such but it's much narrower. there are mathmatically less options.
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>>73855923
Alright dude
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>>73855781
baseball is probably the GOAT sport to play 2bh
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>>73856027
Wow, I thought /pol/ was "redpilled". I can't believe the amount of hipster soccer fans here. I can understand it if you were from Europe but you're from America, dumbass. How can you like a foreign sport? Get out of my country.
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>>73855923

Post pic or forever be known as Autismo the jealous fatso.
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>>73856118
yeah because standing around and waiting to go swing a stick is SOOO fun
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>>73855736
The context doesn't change anything you stupid yurop. They were doing nothing 92 uninterrupted seconds.

>muh nonstop action
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>>73856106
>full hour
made me chuckle.
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>>73856003

I never expect faggots to understand sports. And you are a real faggot.
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>>73856003
I can't believe people think Soccer is somehow a more tactical game than other games. Unless your idea of strategy is when to fall over and fake an injury.
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>>73856192
I don't give a god damn about soccer.
You just sound fat.
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>>73856115
>vast majority
>posts one of the very rare soccer players that actually looks like an athlete

Wow, you got me there, hipster.
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>>73856192
because all the american sports are fucking shit
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>>73856106
>Americans actually have a national holiday dedicated to niggers running into eachother in between adverts for Budweiser.

lmaoing @ ur life
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American sports leagues are run along pretty Marxist lines - revenue sharing, rewarding failure with high draft picks, strong player unions, etc.

European football is more capitalistic in the sense that a few teams like Real Madrid can purchase all the best players
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>>73853797

Of course it's un-American poor people can play it
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>>73853797

I enjoy the sport, but I pretty much enjoy every sport t b h
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>>73856324
Build wall, Paco.
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>>73856257
>>73856297
>>73856379


>yanks can't handle the bantz
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>>73856305
>very rare
I didn't know we were talking about how much pussy you slay
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If you actually play a sport yourself, any sport is good.

Spectator sports, regardless of which one, are for cucks. Bread and Circuses.
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>>73856324

That's why you stay in the kitchen when the game is on, sally.
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>>73856411
I'm from Kansas bro, 100% Caucasian
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>>73854199
she really looks like a man, at least admit that.
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>>73853797
Its a way to quell peoples nationalism.
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>>73855012
Kek. I watched handegg live in the US. Goes on for half a day, more waiting than actual playing, and white women coming over to ask about the rules of the sport.

You have a totally different culture for sport events. Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mupC2NSEnWs

t. average american
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>>73856483
haha why are brown people so hurt when their poverty sport gets attacked? If you don't like American culture, then go back to your country where they enjoy soccer. Damn brownies lol
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>>73856411
How about YOU join the rest of the civilized world in liking football.
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Soccer sucks, but so does every other sport.

They're all just distractions to keep the peasants from revolting.
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>>73853797
Any game where the goal is to at least tie the other team will never gain much momentum in the US.
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Just an irrelevant old bitch trying to stay current by stirring up some shit.

Meaningless drivel spouted on the jewtube. Big deal.
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>>73856447

Oh, look, a self-proclaimed banterer.
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>>73856543
>from Kansas
>not a fan of American sports culture

Yeah. Nice lie there. You could have at least pretended to be from multiculti shithole states like NY or VA.
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>>73856623
Brown? Lived in Kansas all my life. I am 100% white, I'm sorry you can't accept that people actually like soccer
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>>73853797
Football is fun to play, but I do not see the attraction in it as a spectator.
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why don't Brits play hockey? it's like soccer but for men
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>>73856623

Looks like your culture is slowly turning in favor of soccer, don't get angry at Paco that your country is apparently so terrible that the people have to look to Europe for some culture.

>in b4 standard american "euros are cucked by muslims" retort
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>>73856630
Are you sure that you're redpilled? Why would I enjoy what 3rd worlders enjoy?
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>>73856447
>Not understanding how sports work is banter
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>>73856630

And throw away your scary guns. The rest of the world are such faggots.
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>>73856782
Brits do play hockey.

British women that is.
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>>73856729
Sporting Kansas City has one of the most loyal fanbases in Major League Soccer. Even fat gingers like them.
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>>73856824
>3rd worlders
REAL Football is the most popular sport in:
-England
-France
-Germany
-Italy
-Spain
-Portugal
Just to name a tiny few
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I am pretty gay when it comes to sports. (ride horses and plays soccer) I think it's fine that the U.S. has soccer more of a big thing. I personally hope soccer replaces ape hoops fame as a sport one day.
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>>73856874

What other kind of Brits are there?
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>>73856824
>football invented in England
>first country to industrialize
>our mother country
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>>73853992
Soccercucks can't even make it as kickers or punters in the NFL. Handegg is a way more physical game than prancing around half a field and pretending to be hurt.
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>>73856875
SKC for LIFE
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>>73856975

Italy, Spain and Portugal are 3rd world countries though, desu.
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>>73857002
lel
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>>73853797

In all honesty, soccer is quite boring and really very effeminate. I wish it wasn't as popular as it is here.
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>>73853797
>America's growing coalition of soccer fans looks a lot like the coalition that got Obama elected.

>Peter Beinart

non-white america makes jews giddy
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>>73854113

Because niggers, sand niggers and "whites" think anything with blonde hair and blue eyes is attractive.
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>>73857016
mfw Cairo Santos, a kicker for the Chiefs, is from Brazil and has played soccer all his life. He was playing Madden one day and decided that he wanted to be an NFL kicker, and so he did. I guess handegg is just that easy if anyone from any country with any background can play it
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I'm done with this thread. I'm not gonna argue with American hipster liberal soccercucks. You fucking morons are pathetic. I've seen your kind at sports bars. Nobody likes you.
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>>73857253
I've seen your kind at sports bars. They're always starting fights and being drunk as fuck. Nobody likes you
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>>73857253
Ok.

Good night man.
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>>73853797
Soccer has much more action/speed than football, needs more control and endurance.
Football = bulls on steroids running into each other and destroying their health doing so
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>>73853797
Soccer is for fags anon. I am confident as a fat out of shape American I could take in a fight any 3 professional soccer players at the same time.

Now Rugby. That is a man's sport. I wish we had it here.
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I'm actually just joking around. I'll always watch world cup soccer when it's on. And I think it would be cool if we had halfway decent league soccer here.
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>>73855867
Go back to Morocco, or Romania, or Senegal, or whatever shithole you come from.
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>>73857347
then why not just watch a track meet?

>>73856875
American soccer fans really make me sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
bunch of phonies
even Euros have to admit that these people should all be gassed
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Time to break this out?
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>>73857529

Tennis is pretty shit, I agree.
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>>73857347


That's all bullshit, but I don't care.
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>>73853797
As an American I can tell you that Soccer is considered the following:
1. Sport for little kids
2. Sport for Women to get scholarships in College
3. Sport for dirty spics that can't speak English

Yes, you have dirty hipsters that like it and ask incessantly at sports bars to turn on a soccer game, then talk how it is 'real football.' We call those people faggots.

American Football is the American sport for a good reason:
1. Every type of athlete is involved
>from the small nimble safety to the massive powerful offensive lineman. Fathers of all types work side by side in manufacturing, watch their sons of all types play football side by side. Many individuals with unique talents and athletic abilities come together to compliment each other. Individualism united for a common team purpose.
2. Every play is reset where older, experienced coaches try to outsmart each other
>typically coaches are very translatable to business leaders and executives, analogy is used constantly in American business
3. It's American.
>it's not very popular in other countries and no one in America gives a shit.
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The only thing I know of soccer/FUTBOL is that Bra7-1L got BTFO at the one thing they're good at by a bunch of Germans.

God Bless the Ballocaust.
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>>73853797
Anne Coulter is afraid of her own shadow. She whines about everything she isn't used to, and her white knight army attacks it for her.
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>>73854437
>Soccer is the most cuck-friendly sport.

Do you have a video of us football hooligans for me, who battle each other after the game or run onto the field to fight?
The physically most demanding task of football fans is eating hot dogs and pizzas
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>>73853797
the best soccer player in the world is literally 5'5. it is for eurocucks and 3rd worlders and extremely unamerican
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>>73857707

>Ann Coulter
>shadow

pick one faggot
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This is your daily reminder that in America people literally watch traffic as a sport.
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>>73857322
Say that to my face anon!

P.S. Soccer is pretty gay man.
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>>73857902
you fucking won m8
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Rugby is the least degenerate sport. Perfect teamwork, strong discipline, full contact, respect of the referee. No other sport requires as much from a team as rugby, you Americans should start paying attention to your national team, they could be something special if you guys actually cared about anything other than pigskin throwing, yanky rounders and niggerhoop.

Rugby is the best. The end.

https://youtu.be/5fnVg1AQrvs
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>>73853797

soccer is for poor niggers that can only find a head to kick around
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>>73857933
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Soccer is fucking cancer. Euros ruined /sp/.
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>>73857902
i'd rather watch rednecks get in car crashes than a bunch of fags run around for two hours and tie 0 to 0 desu
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>>73858105
You suck, fampai.
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>>73857643
American football is a sport where you take the dumbest and biggest nigs and make them fight over a ball, nothing else.
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>>73857969

Is Rugby also played for 5 minute increments split up by commercials and some patriotic music performance (I'm assuming it would be Adele since she is the biggest British star after all)?

>>73858078
Is this Texas' national sport or something?
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>>73857902
to be fair NASCAR is just a giant organized tailgate drunkfest

>>73857969
we know about rugby, we took it and made it way more violent and entertaining and called it football

>>73858187
and?
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>>73858236
>made it way more violent

Why are all your players armored up back to front and wearing those gay spandex tights though?

If it was more of a man's sport, wouldn't they wear less armor like in Rugby? And normal pants?


Seriously what the fuck is with those pants American Football players wear? Why is it see-through spandex? Is it some kind of homoerotic thing? Is it to make them more aerodynamic as they constantly jump all over eachother?
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>>73853797
You'll likely ignore this, but sports for the sake of sales and viewers is the same thing as the Roman Colliseum. The warrior men are directed to hurting one another for money. This keeps the warriors from ever interacting with and having a positive effect on, society as a whole.

Also, soccer/futball players may look weak, but anyone who has actually played the sport knows the huge stamina reserves one has to have, to play it well.
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>>73857643
>watching sports in bars

disgusting. Either go to the stadium or just don't watch it

Only faggots watch sports on tv
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>>73858492
lol if you think thats gay, you should see how they act in locker rooms
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>>73853797
>Another chance for Americans to assert their dominance over the world
>Pussy out of it
Fuck Ann. No one gives a fuck it we win Olympic basketball.
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>>73858582
tbqh going to the pub and picking the country you like the least them deciding to root for the other side is the best craic.
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>>73858228
Of course not. That would be shit.

>>73858236
You added a fuckton of stoppage and adverts. With your lame stats being sponsored by mountain dew and doritos. So boring. Also you added padding to the players...

A proper tackle. https://youtu.be/S3QDOWk1qIo
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>>73854113
That is a man
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>>73853797
It's degenerate as it is practiced, but so are ALL spectator sports.

And Coulter is an entirely unremarkable little woman whose opinion really doesn't matter very much.
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>>73858492
>why are they wearing pads
because... it's much more violent
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>>73854113
MAN COULTER
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>>73859047
For about 5 seconds after minutes of adverising...
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If i want to watch a bunch of fairies prance around an open field for 2 hours i'll watch a pixar movie
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I'm an American who fell for the spherical Jew after the 2010 World Cup. I lived in the UK for a year at one point so that contributed.

There are a few reasons I like it:

>Strong tradition in Europe that predates the commercialization of sports and extremely passionate tribal fanbases as a result
>continuous fluid play
>no commercial breaks (it only takes up 2 hrs max)
>drinking/pub culture when I was living in the UK

The first point is big and one reason why I'll never have any interest in the MLS.

While I enjoy the sport, I never played it past the age of 8. I played considerably less cucked sports. I also get why people bash it. A lot of pro soccer players are Nu-male pussies and sometimes I'm embarrassed when watching a game with my dad. I also agree that many American soccer fans are hipster faggots and I tend to distance myself from them and just watch games on my own. All Americans who try to get really passionate about the MLS or a European teams supporter club always come off as unauthentic, autistic hipsters in my opinion.
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>>73853797
Pajeet here. Sadly Britcucks conned us into believing soccer/football was the most beautiful game in the world.

But I've got to admit-maneuvering my cousin Balpreet's old football through the piles of poo on the streets isn't as fun as it used to be.

Can you yanks redpill me on REAL football? It seems like sheer physicality decides the winner. Where is the skill involved? Also what are the best teams and the best memes?
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>>73854272
How did he make it on the national team again? He blows for every team he plays for.
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>>73859517

go to /sp/ for the memes, american football is a tough sell so I'm not even going to try

cricket seems like fun though
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>>73855781
>implying anyone still watches baseball
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>>73859517
Physicality does not win an American football game alone. Gridiron is much closer in spirit to chess with advertising, where plays are chosen to beat or defend against the oppositions plays.

The only game where sheer physicality is a deciding factor is Rugby.
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>>73854113
>not being attracted to this aryan QT

you prefer feminine benis, ay?
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>>73853797
BASED

>Soccer
It is poverty ball

There is a reason why it's the most popular game in the world. It is the cheapest sport people can play, Africans can place two rocks for a goal and use another rock for a ball. They can't afford to play cool sports like baseball, hockey, basketball. All these sports require money.
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>>73856305
Are you fucking kidding us right??? at least average soccer players are fit.
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>>73853797
There's nothing wrong with nationalist collectivism. It's a fundamental part of many European nations' culture, and the cosmopolitan elites hate football, which is a good sign. The reason she thinks this is because America is a country with an almost autistic individualism and no sense of solidarity beyond consumerism. Sport is a complete marketised bourgeois joke in the US.

Football was actually popular in the US until the 1920s, but infighting among the administrators ruined it.
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>>73859897
That actually sounds interesting. Sounds like a proper team game. Soccer feels like such a pseudo-team game sometimes because talent always outweighs strategy-a star player will raise the odds of winning much more than a change in strategy.
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>>73860080
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>>73860080
looks a bit swedish
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>>73860824
I remember something about elites wanting to promote it precisely because it's collectivist, uneventful and cheap, sort of the anti-baseball.
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>>73860382
>boreball
>cool
And basketball is a faggot sport where you can barely touch the other man.
Could never get into that because I'm a very physical player.
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>>73853797
I believe it. American liberals hate football to the point that journalists at ESPN write story after story about how evil and bad the nfl and football is.
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>>73860824
it's just very specialized

each position requires very different skills

linemen need strength
receivers need speed, agility, dexterity
quarterback needs accuracy and to be able to read defenses and make decisions quickly
etc

the commercials are getting pretty brutal over the past decade though, the game is so popular that they are trying to squeeze every last dollar out of it

>>73860999
neo basketball sucks, not allowed any contact whatsoever and refs are the most important part of the game
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>>73860979
In Europe it is deeply looked down upon by the upper classes. Especially in Britain, its birthplace.
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>>73854272

Give that monkey a banana
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>>73853797
Soccer is the ultimate 3rd World Nation game. All you need is four rocks to note the boundaries of two goals, a flat rectangle of dirt, and something round. A goat stomach will do.

It's not popular because it's a good game, it's popular because nations that cannot into bathrooms can make a soccer pitch.
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>>73853833
>Dave Chappelle
>Doesn't recognize based Terry Cruz
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>>73861323
And those third world nations are crap at it. Europe dominates the game on a club and national level.
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>>73853797

>tfw have literally 0 interest for any sport that doesnt involve wheels

who else here gets bored as fuck when people start talking about sports?
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>>73854113
Yeah, she's fucking ugly. So what, at least she's not fat. She obviously has good control over what she can have control over such as her weight. She is really terrible fucking writer though. I mean, just look what she says about soccer. She really needs to stick with her usual stuff cause she's a fine mess.
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>>73861420
You remember when Bongladesh tied USA in the 2010 World Cup, and Bitbongs everywhere cried like it was a second Blitz?

America didn't even realize the World Cup was even happening.
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>>73861510
what about pwc racing?
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>>73855076
Timbers army is a breeding ground for everything pol stands against. And a lot of them now are drama queens and or pretentious twats. Many good people though. We need a rugby league.
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>a sport that promotes faking injuries and rolling around on the ground like a baby
>not a shit sport
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>>73862620
That's just referees having gone draconian.
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>americucks mad because their shitty sports are being overrun
>tfw real football will replace all your sports in 15 years tops
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>>73862807
I hope WC football gets hosted in America again.

They have the best stadiums in the world
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>>73853797

Only thing positive about Mexicans invading USA:

""""soccer"""" will eventually be the most popular sport.
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>>73853797
>complete lack of play/foul review which not only allows players to get away with cheating and faking, but actively encourages it
Fuck soccer. If an American Football player got caught faking an injury on replay he'd be fucking shamed out of the sport
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>>73857969
I went to a game in Houston. It was cool but not a lot of people went. Made friends with some nice argies though.
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>>73860677
Houston Texans played a game in Mexico City recently. You guys are cucks.
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>>73862865
It's true, we do. It amazes me how shitty the stadiums in Europe are outside of the top 2 or 3 teams in each league.
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>>73863016

>American sports:
-Reward failure
- Wage caps

I was about to make a witty remark about how Un-American they seem to be, but then...
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You should be glad americucks, most of your future real football players are white suburb kids, niggers only like monkey ball.
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>>73863424
And those niggers will literally never be as good as Larry Bird
Except maybe 1 or 2.
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>>73853797
The reason football is perpetuated by the globalists is because it's a ''steam valve'' to ensure young white energetic men don't release their energy elsewhere, such as expressing their frustration over the shitty economic situation by rioting.

Literally Romes gladiator games and bread handouts.
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>Ann Coulter
is there anyone more retarded
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>>73853797
I hate Ann Coulter.
She's dead right.
Fag sport for sissies.
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football
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>>73858492
See, heres the thing
Because everyone is wearing all that padding, they hold back a lot less. And people can still get seriously injured even with it on.
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>>73856447
aquafresh, what are you bringing to the table here, hot potato?
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As a yurofag football fan i confirm this is true.
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>>73853797
That's right
Baseball is the right american sport
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Nothing more American than basketball
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>>73853797

u fucking wot?

it's called fucking football and they DONT WANT murrica anyways
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>>73866815

buit it was invented in montreal, just like hockey

i mean u can have it since its for niggers anyways, but pl be accurate
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I played soccer when I was a little boy. I was on a team called "The Aztecs." Our uniforms were green. I'm not sure what position I played. Defense maybe? It doesn't matter, the whole thing was a shit show. Just little kids basically waiting to be old enough for peewee football and little league baseball.

And that's part of why soccer is not taken seriously here. It's perceived as a sport for small children to play until they are old enough to play real sports.
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>>73868917

well remeber its also a big deal for 3rd world countries since all you need is a ball, no equiptment..

its the poverty sport
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>>73853797
>it is ultimately an un-American game.
can't really disagree there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwVm_9Sfv2I&index=2&list=PL_pPc6-qR9ZzT0z2OrNm0GvN6n0yyrsiz
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>>73869016
you need special shoes, the goal keeper needs gloves, you need special socks and protection for your legs.
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>>73863551
Donald Trump
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>>73853797

That much is fucking insane and should be shoved in the ovens along with the SJW scum.
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>>73853797
Soccer is for cucks and undeniably a tool of the Jew.
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>>73853879
not since it became an handball-athon and started resembling rugby, it's not...
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Half her shtick is saying/writing hyperbole that translate well into click bait headlines.

>>73854113

She used to be sort of attractive but she did always sort of look like a witch.
I happen to like the east-yuropeon witch aethetic though.
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>>73854113
>why do right wingers say that this thing is attractive?
inbreeding, m8... i n b r e e d i n g
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>>73869351
Australia vs Mexico when?
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>soccer
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>>73856379
>euroniggers spend 4 hours watching skinnyfags run around and almost score a point
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>>73869122

build wall faggot you don't *need* any of that
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>>73869414
no longer qualifying through the play-off route... so a friendly or confed cup dick docking is the only hope

...got england on the 22nd and the greeks next month, tho
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>>73869575
British invented football, not a poor country.
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>>73853833
You have much to learn about based balotelli. he really is an honorary white. He was driving home after a match and stopped to fill his car up with petrol, everyone recognises him because he has a camouflage Bugatti very on, he payed for everyone's fuel/shopping and have everyone some money. He drove past slowly another time handing out stacks of £1000 to man city fans after they won. He set his house in fire because he set off fireworks in his toilet when he was bored, he's fucking funny
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>>73854336
Firstly, Azerbaijan versus Russia, where the fuck did you even find that. Even the title is in Russian. Secondly, a football match is 90 minutes long, they had 3 minutes extra time. It's stupid to make a risky play and risk an interception which could lead to conceding a goal that late in the game, so they made a passing triangle and kept possession til the game was over. Not all footballs like that
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>>73855463

Although she's right. Leftists are pushing football, but they are probably pushing basketball too.
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>>73860080
Did she have a stroke writing her yearbook quote?
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>>73854437
Oh god. It's not just about the game mate, each team has it's own group of casuals that are fucking incredibly racist (the ones who don't fight throw bananas into the pitch whenever a nigger has the ball, nearly every chant in football is racist) and the casuals meet up afterwards for the sole purpose of beating the living shit out of each other, then just go to work on Monday and live a normal life
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Q: How do you know when a country is a dirt-poor shithole?

A: When it does not have a major motorsports organization and/or has not invented a form of motorsports.
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>>73869731

they also invent a bowl of beans as a meal

>not a poor country
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>>73854134
>WOGBALL
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What is soccer?
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Tfw leftist just converted tonight to white nationalism
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>>73853879
This cunt knows what's up.

All you have to do is watch some games and see how much skill, finesse, strength and a fuck load of balls is needed to play and be be successful at this game.

If you think balls aren't needed just watch some of Jonathon Brown's best marks and you'll see how gutsy some afl players are
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>>73870239
A word your country invented to differentiate gridiron from association football
>The term soccer originated in England, first appearing in the 1880s as an Oxford "-er" abbreviation of the word "association".
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>>73870239
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>>73870239
Soccer is what gentlemen call European football. Football was a name invented for the lower trash to use. Europeans don't even know the origins of their favorite sport.
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>>73870462
It was a word used as SLANG by oxford and cambridge.
It was never, will be never, the real word for football
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>>73870575
Soccer is actually the slang word.
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>>73853797
you guys are missing out some good memes
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>>73870496
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>>73870697
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>>73854869
>>73855657
This isn't one. It would be located higher. Men can't have those long necks.
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>>73857387
Soccer is a better sport because it requires a lot of strategy. Why would somebody be attracted by physical-oriented sports such as american football and basketball. Basically nigger-tier sports.
Soccer( or how real men call it - football) may not be played by 7 feet tall, muscular men but it is a sport that requires strategy, tactics, personal approach and understanding of the game. And most football managers are 10x better than american coaches.
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>>73853797

MURICANS are shite at the most popular sport world-wide.
MUH GLOBALIST CONSPIRACY.

Of cause the Fifa is corrupt as fuck, jadda jadda jadda. Statements like this are the reason why people think Americans/Republicans are retarded
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