ITT: we post what we want HAPPENING and by the powers of meme magic it occurs
RACE WAR
I'll kick this off by saying I really want my most idolized nation, Germany, to stop being such fucking cucks and go back to being the greatest nation on earth
Amen
>>73843105
All is as it should be, and will continue to be so.
>>73843007
that pic is the other way around. Germany is ruining EU
Vice President Jeb Bush.
>>73843007
>>73843226
Germany is a free state occupied by foreign powers
>>73843187
You American fucks ruined what could've been the most red pilled future.
1948, the worst year in history
>>73843007
100+ coordinated ISIS attacks from refugee sleeper cells across Europe.
>DEUS VULT ENSUES
>>73843277
or
>>73843352
>by foreign powers
nope, just cuck'd germans.
>we won't even take responsibility for our own fuck ups
no surprise here from cuckmany
I want a rogue general in Russia to nuke a NATO city (Vilnius?) and eat my popcorn for the next few days as the world sits on the edge of a nuclear war.
>>73843450
>we won't even take responsibility for our own fuck ups
>btw it is your fault that everything is horrible because you're the scapegoat for my failures
>>73843367
No one ruined anything.
It could be no other way.
Pope Francis is assassinated by ISIS and comes back to life through Satanic power, thus becoming the head of the beast that was healed. And the second beast will give power and glory to the head of the first beast that was wounded unto death and was healed. And the second beast will cause all men to worship the first beast, and cause every man to receive a mark on their foreheads or their hands
A mercy nuke thrown on Denmark and I'd be one happy (dead) camper.
>>73843663
German politics = Germans = ruining EU
>>73843731
>Denmark
>>73843872
>German politics = Germans
You know that the German political elite does not represent the will of the Germans?
>Ruining Europe
Europe was ruined by France in 1789 and in 1918 and in 1945 and in 1968. They ruined this continent 4 times yet we are to blame.
>>73844074
>does not represent the will of the Germans
then why don't the germans stand up to them?
>>73844074
Don't take what the cuck says to heart my beerfest friend
All will soon be better when you secede from the UN
>>73844127
It's simple. First they make "burglar rights" movements to dissolute the nationalist mindset of Germany, not by making it illegal on day one in 1945, but by indoctrinating Germans to follow it and pushing for it to make it seem as if it was the will of the Germans to, for example, allow Turkish guest workers to stay and all that trying to extend as far as you can while not upsetting a force so large and consciouss and able it would be able to overthrow the government
>>73844664
yeah sure, but if enough germans are actually against the cancer, rally the fuck up and overthrow the fucking government, it's not that hard ones you actually all gather and get off your dekschairs.
>>73845052
The Germans on the deskchair browsing /pol/ all day make up a so insignificant amout that it will never matter.
>>73843277
Traitor.
>>73845625
>strawmanning this hard
doesn't have to be on pol, all these germans claiming "hurr the cancerous government doesn't represent us" while their government is ruining their country and EU, are just whiny useless faggots.
Trump wins, annexes Saudi Arabia and starts charging every muslim who enters Mecca $1000
Palestine terrorists try to sneak a neutron bomb into Israel, blowing it up accidentally and destroying Palestine forever. Israel can also never occupy their lands, though they can send in investigators to reveal all the muslim treachery that has been going on for years
ISIS attacks everywhere, including Russia and China, and everyone in the world teams up to say they've had enough. Complete genocide of Iraq ensues and it is carved up by the invading nations.
Africa is walled off from the rest of the world except to receive Back To Africa types and anthropologists
Erdogan is overthrown and a new, secular Turkey returns to the world, but with a strong population of Christian missionaries and converts.
>>73843007
Brexit
Merkek killed by refugee
>>73843007
I want complete government collapse, with 10 years of pure savagery for me to lose myself in.
And then a new Reich shall rise from the ashes of the world, and reign for 10'000 years.
>>73846437
With you leafbro
>>73846437
Idol right here
I want to see our pm go on suicide watch when his wife gets caught fucking a refugee
>>73843911
Oh shit muh dick
I want a full time job that pays over $12/hour. Something indoors ideally, Houston weather is shit.
Fuck the planet, I need a new goddamn career path.
i truly hope if a terror attack happens in europe it's another 9/11.
odd dubs: turning torso
even dubs: the shard
(only two euro skyscrapers i can think of right now)
>>73848957
Bruh, as your friend and next door neighbor, thats a flat chested skank thats drank more semen than a college shower drain, and probably has as many STDs as the most popular woman in Detroit.
She isn't hot, she's famous. Raise your standards, bro.
>>73846437
I also want this, but only after I've finished building my house innawoods. I already own the land, just give me like six years and I'll be beyond ready.
>>73846437
ITT Bloodthirsty Canadians
I like it.
>>73849571
Oh I've got me some standards, doesn't mean going a little muh dick is any bad.
>6 years
Anon, don't you think that's a bit too much? I was able to prop up a decently sized lodge with insulation and everything in just 1 summer and a few buds.
>>73849972
When you get as cucked as us you will want blood as well
>>73850030
I have less than 2 grand right now and I'm about to go on the road working in other states for that Per Deum, bro. I inherited 10 acres of undeveloped land in the woods in Texas. I need to cut trees, dig a spot for the septic, and a long ass list of other shit which is more expensive than normal because the land isn't within a 45 minute drive of any towns, and those are really small ones. No city within an hour in any direction.
Transporting the materials requires a lot of money, and I'm a C grade, almost B grade helper man. Its gonna take me time to get.
Besides, I'll be 28 in six years, still young enough for a 10 year happening!
It's currently storming very hard in Toronto Canada
This happening thread is a success, thanks to everyone who contributed
In meme magics name Amen
>>73850337
You have lost much.
Good luck in the wars to come.
Earthquakes and Tsunamis.
May the Mother Earth show that it is impossible to bind the nature.
>>73850871
>It's currently storming very hard in Toronto Canada
Oh shit, the moment I looked out my window to check a lighting struck less than a mile away.
>>73843007
Theres literally 2 of these tryhard shit comics in the catalog.
If you're pandering to 4chan at least make your stuff anime not this stupid ass shit that belongs on fucking facebook for your fb friends to look at, dumbfuck.
>>73851523
>Malaysia
>>73851787
>using ad hom to counter a dispute
This is the reason why i fucking hate you trump tourists so much. You stupid fucks are bringing down the intelligence of this whole fucking board.
It is unclear if it was a mutation of an existing virus or a man-made weapon, but the dinduphage epidemic has spread alarmingly fast across the entire globe. Functioning somewhat like an advanced form of sickle cell, the sickness only seems to affect black people. Symptoms include rapid atrophy of muscles and genitals, and uncontrollable seizures until death.
The modes of transmission are still not known, but top scientists have announced that creating quarantine zones would be too late to be effective as the virus has already reached every continent. Even people in remote rural communities in the mountains are showing evidence of the dinduphage, although they are completely immune to its effects. The terminal time from initial contraction to fatal has been too short for scientists to perform adequate tests before the host dies.
As over 97% of black people across the globe have passed away and show no sign of slowing down, the liberal tears have increased the pka of the world's ocean water by 1.4
>>73843400
I wish that France had never gotten Britain or the Us involved in WW1.
Just let Germany win and feel a bit safer in their lands and let all Whites work together.
RIP
>>73851944
How new are you?
>>73852936
I've been here for 2 years. The reason why mods fucked with /pol/ and hates it because we're known to give proper arguements whenever some SJW walked in here and tried to bluepill us.
Now whenever an SJW comes here all he got are memes and them being accused of shilling for Hillary.
This is how retarded /pol/ has become. using memes and buzzwords to provide facts.
>>73853208
Lurk moar then, because it's easy to tell you don't.
>>73843007
> what we want HAPPENING
But that pic already happened. I dont get it...
Independence from the EU
All the savages go back to the desert
>>73853705
But I like your country man. Cant I stay? I swear I will be good and I wont fuck your women. They would not touch me with a stick anyways so there is nothing to fear.
>>73854001
Get out Alva. We removed you once, we can do it again
>>73854223
The politicians gave up because they had better things to do. You did shit.
>>73854627
>damage control
Maybe this time you won't need 80 years to get over your butthurt.
>>73843911
Caligula indeed.
