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How will SJWs and /pol/fags react to first contact with an alien
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How will SJWs and /pol/fags react to first contact with an alien race?

Do you think knowing we are not alone will unite humanity or divide it further?
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>>73840234
I look forward to being the food source for beings that are self-aware in ways we literally can't imagine.
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>>73840234
alems are too far away to ever have contact with them. i don't believe faster than light travel will ever be possible
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>>73840234
The first contact with the alien race? They have already been in contact with them. They are giving them welfare and calling everyone who wants them gone a racist.
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>>73840234
We'll probably discriminate against them just like we do with each other. Eventually they'll get the point, leave, and laugh their asses off at our self-destructive behavior.
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>>73840234
#AyliumLivesMatter
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Depends on what they're like

With our luck they'll probably be space kikes like the volus from Mass Effect
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>>73840234

Probably neither because some races are just more advanced than others: it will be mostly white people who then communicate with these aliens or fight them if necessary thanks to their technology. Or, if they want to trade, who will trade with them? Ghetto blacks, Pakistani Mudslims who will blow each other up because they can't agree on how to interpret their coming? No, white people again. Who is most likely to develop a new kind of technology necessary to communicate with them? White people...
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>>73840348

cuck
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>>73840234
That Egyptian poster will eventually link aliens with niggers We wuz ET and shiet
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>>73840234
If they oh so happen to drop by in the next 20 years it is 100% sure that they are extra dimensional beings,, or in other words demons
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Conquer their planet, relocate one pop to it then purge it all so we don't lose it. Xeno scum can get fucked.
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Unless they get revenge on humanity for killing off the White race, I don't really care what happens to be quite honestly family.
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>>73840234
another race of minorities. Itsn't niggers jew and mudslum enough
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>>73840561
id like them to be the big four legged ones
they are the most peaceful
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>>73840754
>inb4 spacefaring Ayy lmaos have lots of melanin or whatever their version of that is in order to combat solar/cosmic radiation.
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ill go innawods
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>>73840989
with what? a baguette and a mousetrap?
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>>73840234

They will tell them to check their nordic and pleiadian privilege.
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>leftists: we should make peace with them! they're probably not out to kill us or exploit us at all!
>right wingers: we should be cautious, we have no idea who these aliums are and what they desire.
>leftists: FUCKING XENOPHOBES, OPEN BORDERS, #NOALIENISILLEGAL

and then the aliens invaded the fucking planet and completely wiped out the human race
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>>73840425

Got any evidence for either of those assumptions?

We have only been listening and calculating the Drake Equation for a few decades. Square-root and propagation issues limit the distances radio traffic can be detected.

Warp has been theoretically demonstrated and refined based on Alquebierre's work. We should eventually be able to tap negative energy and warp anywhere. It's exotic but the physics seems to hold up.

We don't know if there are aliens nearby or here in our solar system but there might be. The silence could be deliberate.
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>>73840234
depends entirely on their attitude and what they say
/pol/ will suck alien dick if they claim that they used to believe in multicult and then had a race war and became starfaring immediately after that
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>>73840483
Muslims are aliens?
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>>73841296
Is this stellaris thing actually any fun? From a non-pol perspective. I like 4x games so I've been considering it.
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There are no aliens.

Humanity is the only civilization in the universe.

Enjoy your delusions.
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>>73841257
This
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAWgM0-FUOw
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>>73840234
Inb4 Muslims attack them
>AYYS ARE UNISLAMIC REEEEE
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>>73841481
Well, I did like it
Optimization seems quite bad though
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We need to put Earth first. Fuck interplanetarism! Reject multispecism!
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>>73841481
Yes its fun.

>>73840234
They explored this concept in District 9.
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>>73840425
What if they could transport us to create a pure red pilled colony in another star system
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>>73840483
>>73841362

He means Mexians, m8.
Look at his flag.
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>>73841602
>Humanity is the only civilization in the universe.

yeah ok
a universe where everything in your worse nightmare is possible

where any lovecraftian abomination can (and does) exist
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In the year 3640 xenosexual acceptance will be the new social justice cause

Prismatic-haired, tanned youth will be fighting for the right to have sex with photonic tentacle blobs from the Xorg galaxy
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>>73843032
>he doesnt like goo girls

they can be what ever you want em to be and change consistency
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>>73840234
I imagine the /pol/ reaction would be quite simple:
"just more aliens to remove from our homelands".
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>>73843515
>approaching enemy coast
>Uboot emerged

Hans, what are you doing?
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>>73841043
That'd be fucking hilarious
>aliens come down
>they all look like Northern Europeans
>they take all the whites up with them and go and colonize the stars
>dindus, muslims, and other shitskins are stuck back on earth killing each other
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Leaf..
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>>73840234
>alien shows up
>females want to "integrate' them into our society and constantly get themselves probed
>make the excuse that they need to learn about human biology
>planet becomes overrun by ayy lmaos popping out everywhere
>/pol/triots go out guns blazing but die because ayy lmao

i don't even want to know
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zerg rush
huehuehue
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>>73840234
The equality and no discrimination indoctrination is not for show, it is meant to accept "them" when they arrive.
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>tfw all governors and scientists are women
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This is why we must eliminate all xenos influence over humanity. The leftists would consign us to extinction to signal their morality.
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>>73840970
Yeah Nahh, they fuck shit up like every other race, they even have space kikes on there backs, the cucks
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I wish I wasn't on mobile right now, I have a screen capture of 4chan talking to aliens on my computer. Pretty much boils down to "puss off, we're full."
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>>73844380
If I recall it's "fuck off space nigger we're full." That thread was funny as shit
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Gud game

>mfw my neighbors robotic population decides the most efficient way to grow food is to exterminate all organic life in the galaxy

This is exactly why I picked xenophobe.
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My reaction to them would depend on how they approached us. If it was just to exchange ideas and evaluate if we're a potential threat, then I'd be alright. Now, if they want us to join some shitty space union on the other hand, I have two words for them: fuck off.
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>>73840234
If they're the big domineering daddy with da laserz then we're fucked.

If they're hut dwelling hunter gatherers then we get to rape prime ayy lmao pussy.
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>>73843032

>crossingmyfingers.jpg
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>>73840234
Any aliens will destroy us. Alien benevolence is a utopian fantasy and I hope it destroys you.
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>>73844040
>He has elections
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>>73840234
Either there are no aliens and no alien civilisation has made it past the Great Filter or they are already here and millions of years ahead in technology and we are still primatives being observed.
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>>73844746

Lack of imagination assumes no space whales or hyperintelligent shades of blue. You can do better than this, fellow burger.
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>>73844202
at least the admiral is a guy
>not whitewashing the game
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>>73841289
Every hypothesis about aliens is nothing but a hypothesis. Big time scientists don't make any better predictions than me personally since none of it is grounded in firm and solid facts.

My personal theories are the following
The sheer unlikelyhood of creating what eventually turns into sentient beings means that it'd be spread over such massive time periods and such massive distances (not in the grand scope of the universe(s), but within the scope of the entire lifespan of the specific evolutionary cycle) that we'd never meet any aliens.
The specific circumstances required could likely mean any "aliens" are incredibly similar to humans.
If space is infinite then there's a 100% chance that aliens exist, perhaps in the past, future, or just right now, or all three.
The universe might work in cycles (technically making reincarnation true), meaning that "aliens" will forever and have forever emerged.
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>>73840234
BOIL THE X'THARTHAR
SPECIES WAR NOW
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>>73840234
Maybe they already live among us.
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>>73840234
It's gonna fuck up some churches, that's for sure.
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>>73844859

Something like that. Infinite variety is possible and probable. My only concern is to not expect the actual ayys to be bipedal humanoids.
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>>73840234
I guarantee you that aliens will not be pro-multicultural liberals. Humans will be seen as a potential threat to them and eliminated.
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>>73840234
They will attempt to get them to exterminate/enslave humanity.

Sadly, this will be an improvement.
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that really depends, are the aliens hot?
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>>73840234
AN OPEN MIND IS LIKE A FORTRESS WITH ITS GATES UNBARRED AND UNGUARDED!
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Does someone have that "Fuck off space niggers, we're full" screencap?
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breed with them
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>>73844844
No, seriously they will have nothing to gain from us. Analysis of our physiology so they can replicate us if they wanted, but we will be useless to them at best and a threat at worst. It's likely we'd only encounter their machines anyway.
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>>73840234
Oh man, who is this semen demon? Got the sauce?
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>>73844040
>have hundreds of stars
>4 fleets
>5 civilian ships
i hate space games that make ships rarer than planets.
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>aliens come
>enslave humans
>whites do desk work
>asians do economy
>muzzies do tech work
>niggers back to working fields
Topkek
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>>73840895
Imperium is best strat
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>>73840234
A nigger will kill/rob/rape one of the aliens and they'll declare the aliens a bunch of shitlord racists for having the audacity to be upset about it.
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>>73845137
The only thing I could see ales valuing humes for would be entertainment. Musicians, artists, live sex shows, death sport, that sort of thing.

We would basically be like pets to them at best but more likely they would view us as pests.
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>>73843652
Ve are using ze boardcannon, Filip, because zis is vorld var II, and ve do not attack submerged untill we develop the model XXI U-Boot.

Unfortunatelly, zis is ze model VII.
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>>73844941
My kikes are better than yours
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>>73843692
Until space jews get wind of it then drop off a bunch of war tech on earth for them to use to follow us wherever we go.
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>>73845456

>jew
>mammalian
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Space is fake
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Allens have already been making contact with 4chan for a number of months now. You've all seen the pasta. They've intercepted our memes and interpreted them as a declaration of war.
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>>73845456
that one doesnt even have a nose
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>>73840234
I will betray this cuck ruled world in a heartbeat
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>>73840234
Depend.

Are these aliens dumber than us? Then we would start a galactic imperialism, but we would still be desunited.

If they're smarter, we would unite.
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>>73840234
Is there a hole i can fuck? Will it rape me with tenticles?
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>>73840234
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>>73845137

Probably. The most likely encounter beyond a signal is a fractional .c recon vehicle moving through the system or impacting Earth AKA Oh Shit. Less likely are any orbiting, direct observational anal probing or intermixing scenarios.

> tfw Cthulu
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>>73845931

> Meme War 2016 goes interstellar.
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>>73845927
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>>73840234

>Serrattrajk ilijk levretnem (We come in peace)
>hi
>Jiekrem strenai frestora eleirenai (Your planet is beautifully feminine)
>I'm a trans-postgender-metallic-homo-reprosexual, check your pronouns shitlord

*Nuclear holocaust of the human race*
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>>73844746
This. There are way too many ways to fuck someone up on a space scale for offense not to be the only logical strategy against other space fairing species.
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>>73840234

This seems like a realistic scenario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u41qFFYpvas
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>>73840234
i sense a lot of heresy in this thread

only logical action is to send every single liberal, kebab and nigger to them and then purge
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ayy lmao
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>>73840234

It would have both results. The advent of alien life would destroy a lot of Human cultural and theistic history. Religion would be forced into a corner and made to proceed down one of two routes: termination or adaptation. The jokes about a new Crusade would become reality real quick. Jihad would would join it to set mankind back. Fundamentalists would probably either jointly kill themselves or go on a war path.

After the quelling of that particular uprising, mankind would have two paths into the stars (assuming aliens didn't just purge us). Either we would unite under a common faith or advance without religion as an atheistic global governance.

The average SJW and /pol/tard wouldn't matter. I wager there would be a lot of "exterminate xenos: hammer war now" and self righteous "alien supremacist" cucks, but they'd be drowned out. Science and engineering would be placed at the forefront of Human advancement and we'd proceed to the next frontier.

Either way, I'd suggest a time span of 100 years after first contact (again, assuming we weren't purged) to see the first colonies on Mars and the Moon, probably with fledgling Terraforming technology.

It's all feasible with the science we have now, it's just lack of funding that keeps us from getting there.
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>>73840234
Cucked to death by greys
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>>73849991
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>>73850035
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I still don't understand why we've seen absolutely no evidence of aliens yet.
Any race should take a few million years at the most to completely dominate the galaxy (would still be easily possible in hundreds of thousands), and with near-lightspeed travel it wouldn't take much more than a hundred million years to span a million galaxies.

So it's very unlikely that there's another race in our galaxy a few hundred thousand years old, almost impossible that there's one a million years old, and it's also unlikely that there aren't any hundred-million-year old races within the nearest million galaxies.

Given that there's been billions of years for these civilisations to develop, it really makes me begin to doubt there is actually anyone else out there.

It's tempting to use the explanation that they ascended to a higher plane of existence, but if even the smallest sample of the population was left behind, it would rapidly replace the old population.
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>>73840234
Off my board SPACE NIGGER

SPACE NIGGER OFF MY BOARD

GET OFF MY BOARD YOU SPACE NIGGER

XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73840234
I imagine they would be quite surprised at how we managed to contact them without shorting our own shit out yet.
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>>73850220

http://www.narcap.org/Technical_Reports.html

http://www.ufoevidence.org/documents/doc1316.htm

http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case200.htm

https://archive.org/details/TheCometaReport
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>>73840234
alien races are a false flag for cross dimensional demonic entities that come from the lower planes of existence beneath our unlevel plane called earth, aka heart plane (anagram).
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>>73850799
Unless there's actually some very, very good force tasked with intercepting all potential visitors, why would we only receive subtle visits?

If the number of races in the galaxy is high, the chances that one so happens to really want to visit us is also high.

If the number of races in the galaxy is low and instead there's just one supermassive population, Earth would be very special and there'd be perhaps trillions of aliens wanting to visit us for the same reason we visit tribes who don't even know about civilisation.
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>>73846129
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Anyone able to direct me to a mod or whatever to allow me to have exclusively white character portraits?
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>>73850220
>with near-lightspeed travel it wouldn't take much more than a hundred million years to span a million galaxies.

It takes over 4 years for light just to reach Proxima Centauri. Andromeda is 2.2 million light years away. Nobody is running any interstellar civilization unless some sci fi tier faster than light tech is possible. If it isn't the universe could be full of life and we'd never meet each other.
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>>73841946
They fixed the stuttering, which I didn't experience, in 1.0.1 which was released yesterday.
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>Aliens arrive
>They believe color in humans is some weird kind of sexual dimorphism
>They think blacks are the males and whites are the females
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>>73851156
I've favored the 'too spread out' school of thought, that too few civilizations spread that far on the galactic scale while they're around, and having two civilizations be not only close in space but also in time might make encounters rare as fuck.
I've also wondered before if the slow spread of one race across multiple systems would even still be the same race after some time, since groups separated genetically on that kind of timescale will speciate (unless controlled rigidly I guess) eventually. The further a group spreads, the harder it would be to keep them classed as one group, so maybe big space empires just don't work out in the end.
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>>73840234
Realize if we're ever going to be able to compete with advance beings we have to exterminate the Jews and get rid of all the baggage (liberalism, feminism, niggers, shitskins).

Maybe the aliens would even help us out.
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>>73840234
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>>73851472
>aliens arrive
>they see humans are actually different species
>SWJs get mega triggered
>insist we go to war with the aliens
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>>73851156
Here's a picture of an uncontacted tribe in the rain forest trying to scare away a helicopter. Does that clear it up?

You and I could go visit them but it would take a shit ton of permits and we'd have to be in quarantine for a while so we don't kill them with the common cold.

It would be a big pain in the ass. We could sneak in to their territory illegally but they might shoot poisen darts at us. If we made peaceful contact we might fuck up their culture or spread disease.

Difficulties along the same general lines would arise with us and aliens. There might be general quarantine with a few weirdos breaking it now and then.

Or perhaps alien psychology is just beyond us and they have their own reasons for their behavior.
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>>73851732
you're assuming they'd be benevolent which most likely they won't be. are you kind to insects, pigs, cows, and chickens? we would be no different
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>>73852079
>Aliens are afflicted by our illnesses
>turn out to be DNA-based, share one or two markers with humans
>humanity asks them why this is
>tfw aliens don't know either
>tfw every instance we come across turns out to be distantly related but nobody ever knows where from
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>>73840234
To be honest alien's would just fucking kill us

This is what the ayy lmao's would see
>Giving an inferior race free food so that they could continue to be useless and destroy an entire continent simply because of the fact that we as humans are too afraid too look at race
>Allowing actual people who kill other people for a spaghetti pedophile in the sky into our capitals and nations for the simple fact that all people should be one and tolerance is more important then self preservation
>Throwing away facts and statistics for feelings and double standards
>An entire country that at one point was the height of science and humanity now breeds with actual retards and discourages thinking that they view as intolerable
>Leaf Posters

If ayy lmao's kept us alive it would be more as a joke, what kind of alien species would let a race like ours continue living
It would just be cruelty if they do

Take a look at the current situation of the world objectively
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>>73852372
There's a Star Trek episode about that.
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>>73852372
We have the same dead beat daddy. Left in his space pyramid saying it was to get a pack of smokes. Really started a new space family.
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>>73852154
you're assuming they'd all be malevolent. Some would be benevolent seeing how humans had a boost from aliens in our past while others would be malevolent and others just neutral and apathetic. Personally I have a reverence towards most sorts of higher life. I own a dog and take care of him. Maybe it's because I'm white idk. If I was an advanced alien and found sentient life on a planet I would monitor them. Maybe I would leave them to age by themselves or maybe steer them a little. Also, to make sure they don't get dangerous tech or become a threat.
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>>73852509
Which series, if you recall?
I wonder what the chances are of life spreading from world to world naturally/deliberately as oppose to it arising independently on each world?

>>73852643
First Ancestral Race will be right back, they just went to the next universe over, they comin' back just keep watching!
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>>73852431
>Scientist Says Aliens Nuked Martians and We May be Next

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2014/11/scientist-says-aliens-nuked-martians-and-we-may-be-next/
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>>73852775
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chase_(episode)
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>>73852775
"The Chase" from TNG.
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>>73840234
i got that game to. how you liking it cucknuck?
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>>73853098
Thanks anons
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There are people on this planet right now with advanced alien tech.

They've found it and are keeping it for themselves.

Aliens are on the moon and they are keeping us from going back, they are also mointoring Earth and all our space traffic and technological progress.
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>>73852908
We don't even know our history, who are we and where we came from. Mars having running water and had an atmosphere in the past. Giant "man-made" wonders scattered all around the world. Something just feels off about it all.
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>>73845456
this is how it's done
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>>73853867
yeah, I concur with your opinion. I like to imagine that mankind once had spread out in this solar system at least. Then a catastrphy happened that hit the reset button.
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>>73850220
I think it's way more unlikely than we assume for something like us to develop.

Just think about how different everything would be if the whole world was like subsaharan Africa. Would we even have mathematics or agriculture?

There's only small fraction of the world's population that don't live in a shithole even today.

I hope the sjw stuff is dead by the time we colonize other planets so we can start fresh without the all the shit.
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SJWs:
>our planet is yours
>what do you mean you won't share your planet with us?
/pol/:
>fuck off we're full
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Honestly i would like them to be like xenomorphs or predators but without much advanced technology
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>>73854248
Have you seen the film District 9?
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HOW DARE WE PORTRAY ALIENS IN SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL AND CRASS MANNER!

BAN ALL FILMS DEPICTING ALIENS, ITS PRACTICALLY BLACK FACE FOR OUR OTHERWORLDLY KIN. SENTIENT BEINGS = ONE RACE.
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Build space wall
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>>73841289
>We should eventually be able to tap negative energy and warp anywhere. It's exotic but the physics seems to hold up.
You may as well say

"Warp has been theoretically demonstrated...
We should eventually be able to tap magic and warp anywhere. It's exotic but the physics seems to hold up"

There is no proof whatsoever in any kind of literal negative energy
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>Ancient one awakens
>huge area in canada gets destroyed form said awakening
>Millions dead
>Ancient one sees that humanity has reached the point of evolution where they have a thriving population
>Notice the level of pollution but no big deal, it can fix it
>Surrounded by armies from around the world
>It tries to communicate with humans
>They instantly die from the psionic overload
>Ancient one doesn't know what to do
>It reanimates people that died during its awakening and links to them
>The people are practically alive in all senses
>They start communicating with the nations on the Ancient One's behalf
>People don't buy it and starts eradicating the reanimations
>Ancient One is very disappointed
>They use any and all weapons against the Ancient one but none have any effect
>Ancient one wipes out all traces of humanity
>Returns the atmosphere to pristine condition and plants another set of seed races
>Goes back to sleep for another billion years hoping this set of seed races will advance far enough to keep it company, it's so lonely.
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>>73854514
A dyson sphere around the the solar system, automated laser and missile systems as well as electro magnetic weapons, mines, asteroids with nukes in hidden in them, all kinds of cool shit.
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>>73840348
"The rest of the book, To Serve Man, it's... it's a cookbook!"
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>>73854777
Maybe we could take the ancient one seriously if it weren't >a fucking leaf
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I'll be the first to offer my tender boipucci to our new Ayy LMAO overlords. I do it to save my /pol/ bretheren.
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>>73854445
Nope, why?
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>>73855590
It's about a group of insect-alien refugees who get dumped in South Africa for like 20 years and all live in a big ghetto.
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dude i roll with those assholes EVERY stellaris game

venerable materialist collectivist genocidal space-octopi up in here
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>>73842669
It is a possibility, no matter how unlikely, that we are the only civilization in the universe.... After all the odds of the universe being exactly as it is are significantly worse.
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>>73852079
I thought that was the tribe on that island near india that attacked helis and stuff. They'd Kos you if you tried to visit. Like they've killed a bunch of others who landed there except for one guy who brought some food. I think coconuts.
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>>73856870
We could simply be the first, there's a lot more time left before things start going cold than has transpired already, we could just be early to the party, whether in our galaxy or in general.
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>>73844040
game?
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>>73840234
divide it because the crazies that don't believe in aliens will attack the aliens and the people that want peace with them.
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>>73857302
Yes, that's fair and more likely thanI had suggested above. I was just saying to be open to that option, as it remains an option until proven otherwise.
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>>73857782
I think stellaris or however it's spelled.
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>all the possibilities for new racial slurs
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>>73841989
District 9 did it well
>Some bitches want to help and unify

>Other bitches want them dead
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Who's to say we won't be in a post-apocalyptic state by the time they get here? If that turns out to be the case, I'd just nod and say
"Welcome to the wasteland"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8LPj_khfgE&index=25&list=PLm1Y9IbTNDp2ZwU3dqGqpuW8Jv5q-2qKK
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>>73841481

It gets boring fairly quickly. Wait a year or two once they have all the DLC's and freeLC shit out, then the game will be much better.

It has the potential to be the best 4x game on the market atm, but it simply just lacks any sort of depth and the AI is a mess.
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>>73840234
>Hi Chief Gorgon, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine, Mister Ezekiel Goldberg...
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>>73840234
>Don't call them aliens, don't be racist. We are all sentient beings
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>>73850220
Congratulations. You just realized that Earth is a zoo.
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theres a good chance that we are the most advanced civilization in the universe. The chances of another civilization that could be compared to ours is basically nonexistent because of the simple fact that space is pretty fucking big
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>>73850220
That's the Fermi Paradox. There have been several proposed solutions. Nobody can say with much certainly which solutions are reasonable because we don't have the slightest idea about what sort of technologies and capabilities a civilization that advanced would harness.

I think the most widely accepted hypothesis is that such an alien race would go either go extinct in all colonies or alter itself in some manner such that it becomes unrecognizable to humans.

Keep in mind, there are a whole bunch of planets in the Universe. They may not have reached Earth yet, if they exist at all.
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>>73840234
I for one welcome our new space waifus.
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If they ain't white, they ain't stayin.
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>>73861434
>you will never drink a snek's breast milk
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rate my empire
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>>73840234
Commonwealth of Man is best.

UN can taste my robot army's dick
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>>73861817
Which game is that? Looks like a more serious Spore
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>>73854201
Ayy lmaos:
>SJWs:
>our planet is yours
You will be spared.

>/pol/:
>fuck off we're full
>[Extermination protocol initiated.]
>[Extermination complete.]
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>>73861906
Stellaris
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>>73845337
I can barely even call this a prediction since its 100% bound to happen...fucking niggers
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>>73842035
Colonize other planets and fuck alien babes
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>>73840234
I hope we go full imperium of man if we enter some form of galactic community and purge humanity to become strong against to fight back against the xenophiles and alien degeneracy
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I know it seems childish but I liked this video. Seems very accurate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4yYHdDSWs


>tfw sad after the fact
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>>73862237
have faith in wormholes

also even dicking around in our local cluster is pretty good for a bunch of hairless great apes
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>>73840234
>"Ayyyy, do us a solid and get rid of all these niggers, spics, kikes, and muslims for us. You can have some of our women in exchange."
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>>73840234
No. I can speak for mankind; We're full. You space niggers can crash on the moon if you want.
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Unite. Ayy lamos are the epitome of Other

>>73841257
>falling for the alien invasion meme
Ayy lmao
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>make contact with first alien race
>whatever standing government in charge doesn't tell anyone
>no problem of contacting another alien race occurs because only people trained to handle it and in the cradle of secrecy know about it
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>>73841481
It feels like a proper star trek game.
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>>73840234
We, glorious human race will explore other worlds. Our superior tech will allow colonizing endless worlds. Filthy Xeno races will be put in reservations if they prove to be useful.

All universe will fear us. Glory to the Mankind.
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>>73863867
It's more disappointing in how long it'll take. None of it really matters when we'll never experience any space travel ourselves. It's pretty sad to know none of it will ever impact us unless we become godlike immortals.
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>>73865531
>inb4 we integrate aliens in our world
>inb4 they will ask you to check your human privilege

You know this will happen.
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>>73862237
>depressing futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4UdXEEAszo
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>>73865644
Do what you can to advance that goal while you can then so that some day someone won't have to feel as hopeless as you do now because they'll be in fucking space because of the people working before their time
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>>73840234
If the aliens have bad intentions, it will unite us.

If the aliens have good intentions, it will divide us further, with the groups who want them in and the ones who do not want them.
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>>73854909
I got the reference. Sorry the rest of the retards here didn't.
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BUILD A SPACE WALL
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>>73867312
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD AN ENERGY FIELD ACROSS THE GALAXY

AND THE ALIENS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT
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>>73841782
HOLY FUCK TOTAL KEK KO
UNDERRATED AS FUCK.
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They've been coming here for decades. But this is way above pol's pay grade.
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>>73868130

If you really want to know the truth read this. Don't tell me I didn't warn you:

http://www55.zippyshare.com/v/G6ipSaPX/file.html
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>>73840895
AYY SENPAI WHERE YOU AT
DEATHWATCH KILL TEAM ARRIVED 15MIN AGO
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Not necessarily unite. It might finally make us snap out of the race fetishism and come to realize that Africans are a non-priority. Stop giving a shit what they want - they are slowing the rest of us down.
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>>73852431

>Searching for ayy lmao

I know we are eager to discover shit. But really, where did our basic survival instinct go. There could be titans out there, capable of traveling vast areas of space in very little time. Judging from how we interacted with our own species, it would be a safe bet that being discovered would perhaps be our end.

All they would have to do, and they could, especially if they had the tech to travel rapidly across the fabric of space and time, would be be to shatter our world and strip mine it. Not that it has anything that would be useful to them.

The only other thing we would be able to provide them would be vast sums of bio-matter. Maybe we are being raised on the little world in bum-fuck nowhere as food.
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I really don't give a shit what would happen if aliens contacted us. I just want it to happen. It would be the most exciting experience of my life. Whether it's a war or just a contact with a species that simply wants to scout the planet and see what we're like, it would be mind blowing.
I'd love to see their biology, I'd love to see their technology and culture. All the memes that would be created. So many new conversations and topics, it would be amazing.

If we were contacted by aliums it would be very likely that we aren't the first species they encountered. If aliums have mastered space travel and are advanced enough to detect and reach us they would have definitely met someone else before meeting us.
Imagine suddenly being part of this much greater universe when aliens give us maps of the universe showing us where other civilizations are and their history. It would be like being part of Warhammer 40K. You'd find out which civilizations are trying to conquer the universe, which ones are friendly, which ones are more of a hivemind that simply spreads throughout the universe devouring everything. I want to know.
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>>73844858
Replace the 01 there with a 04 and then you'll be whitewashing properly. Or just download the Whites only mod and use it's portraits text file.
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>>73854909
Meh. The series was shit. The movie is way better. It's have saparkling vampires dude.
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>>73840234
They will be ADVENT VIPs
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>>73840895

The ol raze and raise.

Humanities way continues to the stars
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>>73840234
>tfw you will never mastermind the conquest of ayyy lmaos and enslave them for the glory of your eternal star empire
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Imagine if they just stated an opinion. "feminism is a joke" or "the Muslims got it right". Just one opinion, doesn't matter which. Do you think people would be cocky enough to say that their wrong.
This is all I can think about when aliens come up.
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>>73840234
religious types who are monotheist either see it as demons or angels and act crazy

every one else should be fine and welcome either their new overloards

(since if they wanted to kill humanity we would never see them. they would launch a attack from outside our solar system)

or new technology in a star trek styled exchange of information
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It would probably end with them uplifting us depending on what encounter and then nations start a new space race, earth turning into basically a sanctuary
none of that retarded "Le human empire xDDD"
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>>73869182
Are you retarded and uncultured? The Twilight Zone is awesome. And he's not talking about that gay vampire movie, "Twilight," you dumb shit Hungarian nigger.
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>>73845259
What do the jews do?
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>>73869513
>Naf'QkTar start transmission...
>Lord Commander Zor'Fnaq they have sent a primitive radio frequency!
>Translation?
>"...ayy lmao..." sir...
>Takes off his Norbiquian Ocular Protectors
>...dear Nfquak man...they are our brothers...
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>>73840234
This made me think, /pol/. If you had the means to send an entire race to another planet (with good living conditions, also they can't return on their own), would you deport niggers and Muslims for the sake of a better Earth, or would you go there yourselves?
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>>73869627
It's a fucking joke you spergie.
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>>73854909
Literally just saw that episode the other night at work. Rod Serling was way beyond his time
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>>73840234
>Do you think knowing we are not alone will unite humanity or divide it further?
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>>73869914
I would send them. They can have that planet. Too much history for me to want to leave it all behind. I have been to Pompeii and Rome. Niggers could never make anything even close to that even now.
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>>73869531
Why would you listen to advanced aliens? They have the ultimate form of unearned privilege. They should just shut up and listen to us.
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>>73844451
You can crash on the moon if you want to
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>>73840234

Realistically, if space colonisation happens it'll happen on the national level. The sci-fi meme of "le unided earff" is stupid
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Going xenophobe in this game means that you won't be able to genetically modify your species or they'll hate themselves and you'll lose your founding species.
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Here's how we will settle this.
Assuming the alien has no previous knowledge of earth beings.

1. Put the alien, a kike, a Mudslime, a dindu, and a white person in the room.
2. Give the alien a gun with three bullets.
3. If the alien chooses to shoot all but the white man, they get to live amongst us.

This is the only solution.
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>>73840234
100% myth
enjoy thinking about other beings
t. [redacted]
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>>73840234
Depends, if the aliens are friendly I'm sure they'll help with our nigger problem.

If not then we'll be dead anyways so it won't really matter.
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>>73840561
Anything in the ME galaxy is cancer
>volus will jew you in every transaction
>quarians will steal your shit to bring back to their gypsy caravans
>krogans will chimp out if you breathe in their direction
>turians will dominate your entire race
>asari will cuck you for hundreds of years after you die
>salarians will run tests on your corpse
Better off alone
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>>73840234
it will trigger a new era in human-species consciousness. onwards to mankind's final victory!
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>>73869866
bro it up with the alien overlords
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>>73869866
Fuel
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i would ride that tentacle beard into the sunset
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>>73854604
I dont know shit but if all matter = energy, wouldnt antimatter be antienergy
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>>73870334
Can you explain? I'm just getting into this game, but you sound like you absolutely NEED to modify (?) your species.
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>>73840234
SJWs:
>THEY'RE JUST LIKE US WE MUST BE TOLERANT OF THEIR CULTURE AND LET THEM IN, THERE ARE NO BORDERS IN SPACE THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE AS WE DO, STOP BEING A RACIST XENUPHOBE SHITLORD, "A** LMAO" IS HATESPEECH!
/pol/fags:
>Fucking illegal aliens fucking up our planet, here are some graphs that show the disproportionate amount of raygun crime caused by those filthy ayy lmaos. Gas the lot of them, fucking Jews forcing these space roaches onto us, BUILD SPACE WALL.
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>>73840234
I saw a proud Alien King from Negus once.
I crossed the street just to be safe.
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>>73870322
>implying we won't have exterminated everyone darker than a Greek before trying to colonize other planets
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>>73840234
There are no alien races, we are alone in the universe.
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>>73841296
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>>73840234

> They have life saving medicine

Don't culturally appropriate

> They are a dual sex race

Don't assume they have only two sexes

> They want to strip our planet of resources because their planet is failing

Let them in!

They would Merkel the shit out of it.
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>>73843652
It's not a u-boat, you stupid Argie cunt. Given your history, I'm surprised you're so unfamiliar with submarines.
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These guys are gonna get fucked
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>>73869627
>not getting butthurt over an obvius joke
reddit pls leave
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>>73870958
i just enslave all the planets i conquer and it seems to work out okay
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>>73840348
>tfw not being served as dinner for some hot space babes
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>>73869939
which episode?
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>>73840234
#NoAlienisIllegal
and then HUmanity gets completely wiped out thanks to the SJW cucks
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>>73869866
Rule. They were behind it all along.
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>>73861040
I want us to be the precursor race and scatter mysterious artifacts across the galaxy with the sole purpose of fucking with younger races. It's immature but I really want to carve a giant penis into someone else's home world.
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>>73870046
>yfw italians made that

US has too much history, the first mcdonald, disney's studios, first coca-cola factory.
no way you can leave that shit to niggers!
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DUDE AYY LMAO
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>>73871386
It doesn't work without "One Führer" part
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>>73840895
>humans end up being space niggers
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>>73841038
Well, he's in France so I'm assuming he's Muslim and has access to weapons.
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>>73842669
I already know my worst fear exists. And they live in Israel.
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>>73840234
Pol will be divided.

There would be human supremacists and alien lovers. SJW would be either chaos aligned, indoctrinated by the reapers or any shit like (so they won't change much)...

Yeah, things wouldn't differ much if that happens.

Anyways, i think it doesn't matter if happens soon or not, we should kill all sjw. The sooner the better
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