The big Thursday night double bill returns after last week's election shenanigans.
Unfortunately, The Continuing Adventures of David Dimbleby's Tie Rack this week is a Scotland episode.
Aberdeen is the host for tonight's continuous bleating about MUH INDEPENDENCE with the likes of Scottish Labour leader (read: scapegoat for finishing 3rd behind the Conservatives) Kezia Dugdale and SNP Muslamic Humza Yousaf on the panel.
It's the classic #comfytime trio with AJ returning to join up with THE NEIL and #sadmanonatrain. Victor Meldrew is on to discuss the BBC White Paper and Kevin bloody Maguire is going all Eurovision: WHERE'S QUENTIN, ANDREW?!
We start at 10:45pm on BBC One as always - http://www.official-britpol.co.uk if you cannot access BBC One.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm):
>David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Aberdeen. The panellists are Conservative secretary of state for Scotland David Mundell MP, the SNP's minister for Europe Humza Yousaf MSP, Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale MSP, former SNP deputy leader Jim Sillars and editor-in-chief of MoneyWeek magazine Merryn Somerset Webb.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am):
>Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and Alan Johnson on the big red sofa. One Foot in the Grave's Richard Wilson looks at the government's White Paper on the BBC's future, the Mirror's Kevin Maguire gets into the Eurovision mood to review the political week, and DJ Annie Nightingale will be talking about longevity.
Stonehaven fag reporting in. Dugdale is going to make a cunt of herself as per usual.
Is Cove bro here?
>these dancers
I made this too early again.
Bugger.
Aberdeenshire West reporting in, Tories took my constituency from the SNP last week.
Feels good man.
>>73822752
Tories really need to step up, this is just a probation for them. If they fuck up they will be back to a fringe party again in Scotland.
>>73822906
Based Ruth and her crew will hold the SNP to account, it's clear now that the SNP's grip on Scotland is beginning to slip.
In 2020 the SNP will definitely lose constituencies.
Guys, I was sent home from work today for not wearing a tie.
Should I tell someone or will I just get laughed at?
>>73822729
Nah mate. You made it at the right time. Gives people to look for it.
>It's a Scotland episode
I think I may give this one a miss lads
>>73822053
It all just sounds so awful.
Fuck it's in Aberdeen, I'll have to use subtitles.
>>73823021
I wouldn't call her based but she's certainly adequate for now. She's done well to distance herself from the Government but it'll only ever go so far.
>>73823088
You'll be missing out on banter and possible new memes.
>>73823088
I'm contemplating it. Might watch it for 10 minutes and if there ain't no decent memes getting dished out in the first 10, I'm gone.
>>73823228
yeah its silly,
>its going to be shit i won't watch it
this programme is always shit, we watch it to get angry and for the memes.
Just watched the Spectator EU debate. Dan Hannan is my politifu.
based trevor phillips
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/10/britain-sleepwalking-to-catastrophe-over-race-trevor-phillips/
>>73823293
m8
humza yusaf attempting to make it clear that Islamic terrorism has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with Islam will be providing laughs and mems enough lad
>>73823434
Don't forget the occasional based audience member who reignites that ember of hope we all harbour.
>>73823526
>Trevor Philips
is that the guy from GTA5?
>>73823044
>wage cuck
>>73822053
>David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Aberdeen. The panellists are Conservative secretary of state for Scotland David Mundell MP, the SNP's minister for Europe Humza Yousaf MSP, Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale MSP, former SNP deputy leader Jim Sillars and editor-in-chief of MoneyWeek magazine Merryn Somerset Webb.
Sweet Jesus! That's going to be a free for all.
>>73823574
kek.
HOLY FUCK on the news MSPs humza yusaf took his oath in URDU and another one praised allah in his oath swearing in the scottish parliament.
its over
>>73823044
But seriously, are you at school? Is this how you imagined your life? Wearing a school uniform for your boss? Fucks sake m8 find a better job.
>look in my junk email
>email from an Audience Producer from Mentorn asking me to ring her regarding QT in Hull
WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY
This is gonna be a wank episode, don't have high hopes lads
>>73823763
Did you ring in time?
>>73823841
keep the meme magic alive and it will be a good one
Jesus Christ, theres no one capable to take on that cunt Yusaf. Without someone good to take him on he runs wild with his victimhood, not all muslims, pandering bullshit.
>>73823892
Nah it was two shows ago mate, I just figured they'd ignored me.
kek
Gonna need a lot of booze to sit through this one lads
Who south today /alexis/ here?
>>73824153
Why did he mean by this
>Modern art
>Keeley Donovan
Look North lads. Look North
>>73823841
>This is gonna be a wank episode, don't have high hopes lads
all that faggotry.
not sure I even stay up for it.
is there ANYONE redpilled on that panel ?
lads
>>73824272
somerset webb was good last time she was on
>>73824301
you just don't GET IT
>>73823976
Ah right, that's gutting brother
>>73824420
>Editor of money week
Any chances she'll debunk the bank of England Brexit threats?
>>73824153
The Turner Prize is in Hull for 2017, fuck knows what the pond-life around here will make of it.
>>73824384
Might get some red pills from jim sillars maybe because he doesn't give a fuck so potential extreme blue pills or red pills.
>Scotland episode
Kill me now lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltAtUTlm29w&list=PLxmmqnJBgiEBwrMoskhQaIOamCgM_aOvL&index=1
BATTLE
BUS
I hope Mealnie Philips or Hitchens is on.
>>73824344
Based taste.
Why did that woman have a beard?
>the state of that 'Digital Human' woman
>>73823044
>tfw work for royal mail and secrelty drink vodka and coke on my round in this lovely weather and no one has a fucking clue
>Aberdeen Episode
>>73824613
Lad, have you not checked the line-up. It's absolute shite
>Scotland episode
humza looks like a brown version of mr bean.
Let the liveposting begin
>mfw Ameriflabs will see the leftist Scotland in all its glory.
HUMZA ABDULLAH BIN JIHAD AL HAGGIS YUSUF!
>yousaf
what the fuck does he look like with that waistcoat on
>Aberdeen
So it's going to be a shit episode.
>>73822053
Reminder this dirty mudslime paki has stolen a white woman.
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>BREXIT Confirmed
Semi-QT to be honest
>SNP fella pro-brexit
wew dis could b gud
>SNP muzzie
>Kezia "I'm a dyke please vote for me" Dugdale
>Alan Sugar lookalike
>economist woman
Might be even worse than last week lads
>scotland
I've got the mute button ready
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!
POO
>>73824737
>that look of disdain
QT in my town next week, shieet
>Scotland election
Gonna be a tough one lads.
SCOTLAND 4/6 of the political leaders are GAY....
GINGER FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!
>>73823044
>tfw work in a bookies
>Quietest shop in town
>Literally sat around drinking tea, eating biscuits and watching the womens Tennis all day
Being a wage slave never felt so good
>snp
>left of centre
kek
>>73824779
>dugdale
>not dykesale
>>73824656
Until old Mrs Jones at number 23 gets the vibrator meant to go next door.
Fucking Yuasf, he always looks so passive-aggressively smug
How much fucking eye liner has Yumza got on?
How many anti EU panelists are there this week?
HAGGIS IN LOO
>no /pol/ name drop
>>73824779
nothing is worse than that """"poet""""
Why would you be proud to be left-wing
SCOTLAND EPISODE HERE WE GO
OBLIGATORY WHERE ARE YOU POSTING FROM POST.
/NOTTINGHAM NG5/ REPORTING IN
>Paki with a Scottish accent
>muh prescriptions
This is literally what the SNP have to fall back on
>>73824827
>Walsall
My nig. Well I left when I was 18.
holy shit dimbo going in hard
No, it's because Labour told you you'd get no more bennies.
Why won't the government just admit they got it wrong?
>POO IN LOO with a scottish accent
lol
>>73824900
/AYRSHIRE/ RIGHT HERE
yousaf getting slapped down by dimbles
>>73824900
What's up fellow ng5 bro
>>73824900
ORPINGTON
Just
i hate this sandnigger speaking right now
ACH NOO
Shut it doon!
KEZIA ALREADY GETTING BTFO
>>73824900
NG11 reporting in
>>73824904
>Englishman with a scottish accent
>Scottish politics edition of Question Time
Oops cannot be fucked, see you guys in about an hour for This Week!
>>73824900
/KY7/ here
>>73824900
Ayr
Tfw I don't actually care about gays or Muslims.
Let them kill each other and fight for scraps
>>73824900
/ABERDEEN/
>>73824900
Plymouth reporting in
Imagine a world with no labour voters.
>>73824900
/LEEDS/ reporting in
>>73824904
it's so alien i can't get past it
The fuck lads.
Is the BBC this fucked?
(pic is QT application form0
>>73824907
Northern areas are comfy to be honest
Hang on, are there two SNP representatives on the panel?
>>73823044
>used to work in a off licence that pretended it was an upmarket Wine merchants
>literally no oversight, drank every night shift
>Chinese next door
>shop PA system had an aux cable for my sick beats
Wage was shit but I miss that place
>>73824900
CAMBRIDGE
Scotland are only left-wing to be anti-tory
SNP have gone too far left, and so Tories got more votes
Well spoken kid 2bh, better than most SJW shitheads
>>73824997
It not exactly hard to do
>>73824900
Brighton
>>73825101
"Prefer not to say"
>>73825101
You can lie. They don't check on your way in
>kezia hasn't even spoken yet
>slready getting the shit ripped out of her
How long until she's found hanging from a noose?
>>73825106
Perhaps. I grew up in Walsall Wood.
>Misconception
>>73825101
Probaby because they want the audience to reflect the 'diversity' of Britbongistan.
>>73822053
Link please bros. No iPlayer.
>tfw watching on a slight delay
>tfw can read comments here and know when it's gonna be crap and can mute
>tfw can get hype when a good part is coming up
>Lib Dem and Green
C U C K
>>73825157
is that her dad?
>Labour are too left-wing
>vote GREEN instead
>>73825145
SNP aren't very left mate, they pretend to be and do well at it.
>>73825170
she'll be quietly shown the door, nobody will even remember her after a week
>>73825215
this
>Greens
>>73825205
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+1
>>73825231
Yes
>>73825182
Fellow Walsall bro here
Though I've moved away from there now. Every time I go back more shops are closed down and more chavs are on the streets
>>73825205
http://www.official-britpol.co.uk
dugdale already rambling
>>73824900
Kent reporting in
Maidstone here, any other /kent/ers?
>Lib Dem and Green
lol
>Hwy
>Overhwelming
fuck off Kezia
>>73825182
Went to Shire Oak lad
>>73825207
same, uni internet is fucking dogshit.
>>73825272
Thank you.
>>73825251
They are left in terms of the whole REFUGEES WELCOME, I <3 EU
>>73825301
why the fuck is she even here regurgitating the labour campaign
she's a worthless leader for a now worthless party
who /mike brewer/ here?
Holy shit I dont want to listen to a bunch of cucked scottish twats
>>73825292
Tell me about it. I went back a few weeks ago and it was quite depressing desu. All they've had to shout about is a sodding Primark.
Scotland can you just go full right wing remove kebab pls.
Kill Yasmina (Ban Donald Trump Petition Creator) and Humza ibn Jihad?
Kill them all.
do you have to be a homosexual to be involved in scottish politics?
>>73825346
Fuck. So did I. 2000 to 2007.
>>73825416
Maybe
Normies just need to be pushed a bit more
Fuck I hate scots, they all have this bizarre victim-complex while being massive cucks
t.welshman
>>73825424
Yes and you must love migrants.
>all politicians are liars
>EXCEPT ME
>>73825414
Which school did you go to, bro?
lol Dimbleby is so fucking sassy tonight
>>73825320
Might've been a good vote for a green supporter in North Fife or Edinburgh, since if the SNP won either of those seats then the LDs would've got the same MSPs from the list and there would be 2 less Green MSPs.
![David-Starkey-001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2wzzLAf.jpg "David-Starkey-001[1].jpg")
>>73825416
You mean Abu Hamza?
>>73825101
I said I'm white and voted UKIP. I think they invited me on (the last London episode) because I'm so rare.
>Scotland episode
Southend here. Would rather sit in an alley playing with beetles and snorting glass than watch the BBC.
You are all cuckoldees and or criminals.
>>73825485
I love that cute Welsh pepe, he's adorable.
Look at his cute, smug face. <3
>>73825312
>maidstone
fuck off pikey cunt.
Ashford pride world wide
>MUH OIL AND GAS
>>73825485
>they all have this bizarre victim-complex
>from a welshman
everyone leaves wales to england because they're fed up with your moaning constantly
>>73825548
I pay for it, may as well use it.
>>73825460
Bryan left during my first year, 03.
>>73825485
>wales
Cuckold calling Scotland a Kek m8
>>73825416
We're too far gone, SNP brainwashing is like a dormant virus
It'll take multiple election cycles to clear the SNP scourge out of parliament
>M-MUH GREENS
thanks for that worthless comment
I hate... people.. who talk... like that
>HURR IT'S SCOTLAND'S OIL!
>BUT THE UK MUST PAY THE BILL!
LOL.. The UK has already bailed out the Scottish oil industry with tax breaks to compensate and save jobs because of the market being saturated by Saudi Arabia.
LOLOLOLOL YOU FAGGOT, FUCK OFF!
>>73825396
I could watch Edd China all day
That fuckin green voter adding nothing
>>73825590
Ah, Aldridge School here
TEEF GAPS
Yay...we are left wing...(start clapping)
Fucking hell they are so cucked
>Greens
Literally who?
>>73825615
Yeah I got hauled into her office once. Scared the shit out of me as a year 7, the scary old witch.
Good bird though.
>Humza wearing a waistcoat with no jacket
What the fuck is he doing
>>73825636
you can tell he was expecting THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE and then didn't know what to do when it wasn't forthcoming
>>73825658
Ed scenes are top comfy
Why does the Scottish accent make me so angry? As well as their pride of being left wing
I fucking hate scotland
>>73825559
I live well outside town itself, don't want to name my village because it would identify me
>tfw she has a stronger jawline than you
>>73825625
We're the most anti-eu country in the kingdom you pleb
>>73825604
When the fuck are we moaning?
Refugees welcome :^)
>>73825609
>paying for it
>paying for BBC
>paying to be KEKED
Select 3 mate
lol those fucking teeth holy shit
bad teeth stereotype
>>73825658
This man is a wizard.
When I was at uni I used to watch this until 6am every morning, then sleep through my lectures.
>>73825711
/fa/ as fuck
honestly if I was a politician I would make an effort to dress sharp as fuck
>>73825775
>Fuck England and Wales tho!
>>73825724
>it's a Mike brings in an absolute banger and gives him about 43p to fix it episode
Labour are so finished
>>73825637
It's not saved that many jobs and the reason the market is fucked has a bit more to it than that.
>>73825753
are you the most well known memer in the outskirts of maidstone?
I'll have you know im the supreme memer of ashford
>>73825790
Her flamingo shirt is /fa/ as fuck too
>>73825777
Scottish handshake.
Kezia nodding at the chick calling her politicians liars
jesus christ she's a mess
>>73825757
>muh steal
>muh mines
>muh language
>muh nhs is fucked
Labour getting a kicking is always good for a lol.
>>73825135
Fucking fenland scrubber shits
THE TORIES THE OSSTERITY
>>73825312
canterbury here
>>73825559
ashfords a fucking dump
>>73825757
>implying being anti eu means you're not a cuck
Jeremy Corbyn is the biggest cuck in politics and is euro sceptic
What did they talk about in the first 10 minutes?
>muh BBC bias
MUH BBC BIAS
>congratulating the SNP
see England? this fucking retarded bloke is the reason why Scotland is seen as cucked
>>73825857
>that episode where he buys the porsche that was sitting in a farm shed for years and ed has to clear a mice nest out the glove box
>>73825485
Love Wales. Love the bants of them being little and ignored...when they actually all roid up, got injecta tan, bloody good at rugby and have the voices of angles
>>73825665
Nice one lad. I knew a bird who went there. Bitch led me on and never put out.
Good job my lot were slags.
>More congrats for what the SNP have done
What by accepting boat loads of rapists into Bute?
Good job SNP!
>>73825757
you're literally an english colony, you might as well not exist.
>>73825708
It went to shit when Crowther took over. Do you remember the name of the bald Geordie science teacher? His first name was Nigel but I can't remember his last name for the life of me.
>>73825895
That was fucking decades ago m8, stop moaning lad kek
CLEAR YOUR FUCKING THROAT
>>73825604
It's mostly just for the bants i'm Welsh and no one here actually hates England if anything we are the most unionist nation compared to Scotland and N.Ireland
get fucking patrick stewart up there to teach kezia how to fucking talk in public
>>73825913
Big up Chatham and the Medway Towns
someone shut this auld bastard up
>>73825312
My 58 year old (literally) retarded 2nd cousin lives there. That is all.
>>73825886
I've memed with the best of them.
>>73825913
Canterbury is the GOAT Kentish town tbqh. Would much rather it was county town than Maidstone.
>>73825904
>He doesn't appreciate the ukip heartland.
Its like you want more Ahmed's to rape your daughter.
>>73825985
>>73825485
I just love that cute Pepe.
He's so cute! I want him to love me.
>>73825913
So many panhandlers down that fucking street. Please follow them and draw public attention to their obnoxious crime, those fucking job-dodgers.
[whooping intensifies]
>you now realise there are people who support devolution within the UK but are pro-EU
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS A SHIT EPISODE
WHERE'S THE DRAMA
WHERE'S THE RIGHTWINGERS BTFOING THE REGRESSIVE LEFT??
WHY CAN'T SCOTS JUST KILL THEMSELVES?
IS THIS THE LEGACY WILLIAM WALLACE LEFT BEHIND?
LOL
>>73826019
>most unionist country
its because you don't have a choice, you're a joke
I'm getting bored lads. Falling asleep here from this BORING episode.
See you all at the next one.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>73825985
I got a lot more respect for Wales than Scotland. They accept they are little and irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, so they just get on with it. Not like Scotland, with "MUH REFERENDUM" every 6 months.
>>73825990
What was her name?
>>73826144
Gas yourself you divisionist twat
>>73826139
>Rightwingers
>In Scotland
Pick one
Should Nige be the one to debate CallMeDave on the EU (ITV), or would someone actually from Vote Leave be better?
>>73826139
Scotland is of cuckold now.
They are of cuck.
the fact is people don't know what the fuck "economically conservative" means
>>73826157
night countryman
Why are Scotland episodes always about Scotland? No one gives a shit about you.
social conservative fuck yeah represent!
>>73825913
>ashfords a dump
ill fukin drop u cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Ddf1SOwRo
>>73826144
No need to be mean boyo
>>73826139
>scotland
>right wing
They are the most cucked country in the UK m8
>>73826224
They have more seats than Labour in Scotland now.
>>73824904
I met a chink with a deep Welsh valleys accent the other day.
Shit was Jokes.
and here we go
MUH E U
>>73826260
BECAUSE SCOTLAND WUZ KANGZ N OIL N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>>73825485
A FUCKING PRINCIPALITY
>>73826229
DAN THE MAN HANNAN
>>73826229
I'm torn...I'd love to have seen Dave vs Boris
