>tfw 2.5% native american
>I literally want to kill myself
>my gf got her results, 99.9% euro
>I red-pilled her so hard she got weird when she saw my results
I think I just btfo my own relationship.
HELP ME TONTO
>>73815147
how do you do this test
>>73815147
>Almost mostly Ashkenazi
Looks like you used your Jewish tricks on your girlfriend.
>>73815147
post a pic
>>73815949
cum in a bottle and ship it to OP
>>73815949
ancestry.com or 23andme
do you really want your dna in some jew's hands
>>73815147
Its okay now you get affirmative action and scholarships.
>>73815949
Its from 23 and me .com. Although if you are an actual norwegin not sure why you would, its mainly for Americans who dont know their ancestory.
>>73815147
Now if people use that "YOU'RE ARE MIGRANT COZ YOU'RE AMERICAN" You can use this against them
Dude who gives a shit, it's nation of mongreals.
We hate niggers because they're ugly not because of their Dna.
>>73815147
>28.6% jewish blood
Wew lad.
Are you Elizabeth Warren?
>>73815147
poltard BTFO
>giving your DNA to the ancestry Jew
You guys can't be this tetarded?
>>73815147
now you're 1/32 native, put that on your job app for mad profit.
Abuse the system
>28% Ashkenazi
It's simple OP.
The only way to restore your relationship is to let her gas you and then continue the white race with a superior specimen.
>>73817842
But how else can you prove your racial purity?
you really sold your dna to some jews?
good goy
>>73815147
Gas yourself.
>>73816988
>Dude who gives a shit, it's nation of mongreals.
I've had family here since the 1600s, and my DNA is 100% western european. That means my direct lineage hasn't race-mixed or even continentially mixed in almost 400 years, despite being surrounded by nigs and savages and all kinds Euros of the the swarthy variety. I'm honestly amazed by it.
Sorry OP, not pure enough
>>73818191
>Sorry OP, not pure enough
Is OP jewish enough to get that free trip to Israel that your government pays for? Can jewish converts get the free trip? Is it even really free?
>tfw not white enough to hang out with the whites
>tfw not Jewish enough to hang out with the Jews
What does OP do?
>any American being 100% PURE WHITE
nice fucking job memeing yourself to death you fucking retard
>>73818296
>Jews
>giving anything out for free
Ha
>>73818296
>jews
>free
>>73818548
>>73818561
I know, I was skeptical too. But this is actually a thing:
http://www.birthrightisrael.com/Pages/default.aspx
I found out about it because one of my friends in college did it.
>>73818296
It goes up to 3 generations back. So probably, but the Rabanut needs to confirm his Jewry and as we already know, religion isn't based on science
>>73815147
>2.5% native american
>"I'm an Indian!"
Fuck off, kike.
>>73816613
OC jew nose
shut up stupid goy
>>73818181
This.
Like I said my girlfriend was 99.9% euro, 85% british isles. She was literally giddy about her racial purity. We knew I was jew so she doesn't mind because of high iq meme, but FUCK why the fuck do I have 1/32 Amerindian and WHY GOD WHY NIG AND SAND NIG BLOOD.
Seriously guys, I think she is going to leave me for a Scanda Chad :(
pic related (my politics)
>>73820169
Gee, I'm sorry, anon, consider euthanasia
>middle east
>0.9%
how about fuck off Mohammad?
>>73820169
Doesn't look very jewish to me.
>Not very large
>Bridge is straight - no huge bump in the middle
>Tip is pointed up, rather than curling down over your top lip when you smile.
>>73815147
Damn... put a quarter in your ass cause you just played urself nigga
>>73815147
Check and see if that 2% is enough to claim Timber nigger status and profit.
>>73815147
>>73815949
>>73816405
>>73816613
>>73816661
>16661▶
>>>73815949
>>73816795
>>73816799
Pic related: my girlfriends purblood
>>73816795
>do you really want your dna in some jew's hands
This is what worries me.