Starting in 30 minutes. Get in here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
Will watching Eurovision with /pol/ make it tolerable?
Not available in my country
What is this anyway? Like a european version of american idols?
Wait, semi-finale? There's no way I'm watching this shit.
>>73806957
>biggest song contest in the world desu
>wasting time watching amateurs trannys become famous.
and then they ask why europe is falling
>>73807706
k
>Iceland already out
Thanks but no thanks !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>73807706
>>73806957
its basically eurotrash popsingers whoring themselves out to get a contract from the jews
>>73806586
I just heard a massive blast wtf...
>>73807930
bur having said that, go germany
>>73807986
Sounded like an explosion
>>73807986
where?
>>73808033
Stockholm
>>73807986
>>73808026
Vart? Eller skitbrevar du bara lite?
Its happening
Hoping to see some Eastern European hotties tonight
>>73806586
>tfw your countries TV channel didnt pay its denbts so you cant take part in eurovision anymore
why live /pol/?
>>73806586
also this is one of the reason there is no tv cable in my tv anymoar
isnt eurovision globalist propaganda
/b would love our singer, she is 19 and looks like a 7-year old
>>73808220
pretty much
>>73808220
Yep
We're going to be scoring 0 points because of the ebil EU referendum
>>73806948
lolnah
>>73808288
>merkel is controlling the votes
>>73806586
only the freaks can ever have a chance at winning, last time we won we sent a trap, this year it's a drag-queen, i predict top 5.
>>73806957
It's basically progressive jew bullshit but I still watch it because it is tradition here.
Make a new thread when a Muslim wins the contest okay? I'll be off work in 2 hours
why is she so perfect?
>>73808143
Not participating to Eucuckvision is a bad thing?
>>73808830
not availible in germany.
Did someone say something manly there?
>>73809110
its on phoenix
Let the kike show begin
>remember this is entertainment
>if you see a camera smile and be happy
Eurovision has to force people to be happy
Ayyy time for more faggotry
>>73806586
Where is the slow down brother dude
>>73809110
http://tvthek.orf.at/live/Eurovision-Song-Contest-2016/12693577
If you wanna watch it with the Schluchtenscheisser commentary
>>73808872
meh,i dont like being left out while even hungary is in
here a fun game. everytime you see a transvestite muslim or nigger you have to drink a shot
Get it here faggots
>>73809546
I don't drink, mate
>>73809546
I'm gonna die before we are even 5 minutes in.
>>73806586
>>73806741
>not available in your country
>>73809546
mate that's fucking lethal
who /refugeedance/ here
>>73809593
>russian
>not drinking
>>73809593
I hope this Polish faggot wins. Would trigger the West. Also would fuck the boipussy.
>>73806586
Best comedy show of the year.
We are not participating this year, so I can feel good about myself this year.
>>73809635
well it is for europeans
>>73806586
>semi-finals
Why even though.
I fucking hate Swedes.
Can you imagine how it is like living next to these people?
The two Swedish moderators are Arabs... and one is called Petra Merdre ... but no hijab, why?
>>73809738
Cuz baltic master race is performing
>>73809696
>its for europeans
i remember australia and israel did participate last year,right?
WE WUZ EUROPE N SHIET
PYETRA BTFO
Ahh what the fuck are they doing?
Multicultural :^)
The woman looks like caithlyn jenner or whatever his name is
>no terry wogan ever again
;_;
What the fuck is happening right now?
I'm kinda cringing.
WTF this is gay as hell
What's the deal about the gal?
Why are they going Disney?
oy vey no black dancers
>SWEDEN RENAMES EUROVISION INTO MULTINATIONALVISION
lmao is that in Sweden? fucking faggots
>>73809781
>Petra Merdre
>Arab
sure
Wow this is a cringefest. And I don't usually use that word.
Who has main thread on eurovision? /sp/?
Didn't know this was gonna turn into a cringe thread
>>73809926
madness this is madness
Yeah, I muted and alt tabbed as soon as they started singing.
Holy shit, faggotry right off the bat, they don't disappoint.
>>73806586
what's about the fag dance?
>BIG BLACK HOLE
you can't even make this shit up
Oh boy will another bearded refugee tranny win song of the year?
How degenerate can Europe get?
FIND OUT NOW!
Only on Euro(cuck)vision!
> mfw suddenly "IT'S SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY"
she so clearly isnt singing live this is embarassing
Oh fuck me
>>73809972
Are you even watching? She is so dark, if she is not Arab, what is she?
I'm so embarrassed...
I'm glad our girl is so untalented. We won't win this.
>>73810070
:o America
Don't look!!!
>>73810097
100% swedish i guess
Reminder: Portugal is not participating. This does not stain us.
Best comedy show of the year.
What are they singing about guys?
This shit is top tier cringe I can't watch.
who actually pays for this?
>Swahili
Can't make this shit up.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE REEEEEEE
>>73810029
Is this illegal for kids to watch in ruskiland with all the faggot shit? Genuinely curious
>>73809972
Swede with a tan
Shes also a feminist comedian ;^)
Why won't it end?
CRINGE
What is so appealing about Eurovision anyway?
>>73810184
You do as a big five nation
>gay leaf
>>73810184
cucks
>>73809981
/int/ probably, but its only memes and "lol autism" posts there, so this one is better
That gay leaf flag
Israel flags.
What the fuck are Israel flags doing there?
>>73810234
banter mostly
who /isis/ here?
nuke all the faggots please
If I vote to leave the EU does that mean we don't have to be part of this fucking shitshow anymore?
I might finally change my fucking mind.
Guys, in 100 years when the Earth is a nuclear waste land after the Muslim attempt to take over, and aliens come to Earth to find out what happened... they will find the tape of the Eurovision Song Contest... and then they will say "Fuck, those guys were cucked, no wonder!"
Can't wait for Australia to shit up this embarrassment of a competition.
>>73810269
oy vey,israel is european goy
>>73810282
here bro
>>73810304
Well Australia are in it now, so..
>>73810304
we already found a replacement
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER.
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>>73809796
More European than those niggers in the States.
>>73806586
>tfw no estonia
Our entry did fucking suck though.
The singer was a massive nervous wreck.
Oh well, hope some Ahmeds blow up the stage.
>>73810282
Det händer på lördag. Det är ingen ide att kolla om du vill se en händelse idag
>>73810211
Of course this shit is banned. I have to watch it through seven proxies.
>>73810269
They participate, like every year
>>73810269
Oh.....
>>73806586
I FUCKING HEARD AN EXPLOSION, I WAS NEAR THE FUCKING GLOBESHIT WHERE THEY SING!
Will try to upload pictures, fucking smoke coming over the township right here!
SOON POLISH FAGGOT
O
O
N
>>73810434
Wait? Israel is in Europe since when?
>>73810437
keep us posted
>Heartbeat - JUSTS
JUST
>skinny jeans
what a faggot
>>73810304
Britian needs to brexit, with some luck it will create a chain reaction and EU will disband, and Europe might be great again.
You're the only ones given a referendum about the matter, don't let us down.
>>73810476
Since now goyim.
JUST singing
why does this even exist? They sound like fucking shit
>>73810498
The meme magic is everywhere
>>73810379
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER.
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
We're watching this ironically, right?
>>73810379
Finally you came
>>73810402
He was the best. Agent 088
>>73810434
The song is actualy ok
>deep house bass beat
>shitty voice to cover it up
is this eurovision SONG contest or some DJ edm fest?
JUST
countries that should t be allowed to participate:
>straya
>israel
>ukraine
but hey,at least turkey isnt participating
Latvia was awesome last year. I still got it on my iPod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1ath0XWrc
But this is just shit in 2016.
>>73806741
O-oh, okay then.
>>73810476
they have been part of Jewrovision for years
The song is okay for Eurovision I guess. He looks like a total fag tho.
>>73810600
KEK
>>73810577
yes
>>73810607
San Marino was Turkey this year.
Hot guy
>>73810599
>tfw no 8 dollar bottled water
>>73810577
I remember watching this with my family and laughing all the way through it. Everything is so ridiculous, yet they all seem to take it seriously, it becomes funny lol
>>73810656
cant even grow a proper beard
Pretty good song, broliai.
DENMARK YES!!!!!!!!!!
Why can russia sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrqtPUaXUfI
only faggot shit man everytime the same topic
DUDE
The sound was just completely wrong. Not phat enough.
POLISH FAGG DONT LOOK NOW TURN OFF THE STREAM
Is Spain in the contest or something?
>>73806586
I'm watching finals tomorrow my plumber friend
Poland sent the town rapist.
>>73810744
Lay off the sarkazma, Mantai.
Polish faggot now!
Get 'em good boy!
fUCK ITS A HIPPIE
topkek
>>73806586
what happened to you poland? i thought you were based
Jesus now
So this is it poland? realy? ....
german moderator: he already won a prize - the prize for the longest hair at the ESC
Who /onlywatchitforgrahamnorton/ here?
WTF what is the leader of podemos doing here
>>73810744
Garbage faggotry
Watch out for belgian underage b8
>this is based poland
XDDD
2nd name literally pronounced spack!
POLAND WTF
POLAND YES
VOTE FOR #POL
He's our guy!
Wow. I have no words Poland.
>>73810786
already in the final lad. You are part of the big 5 who go to the finals right away without semis
POLAND YES
HAHAHA
HOLY SHIT POLAND
lol such a huge faggot
>>73810810
WE PROGRESSIVE NOW FUCK OFF
We hipster jesus now
Pedo-stache
biggest fag so far
my boipussy got wet.
ПИЗДA ПOД HOCOM
И
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Very good hair
>>73806586
Dat ponglish accent, fuck me. He should also say "Hi Yurop! I just want you to know that not all Poles are racist! Say no to racism in Poland!"
>be me at dinner with family
>cousin says god isn't real
>open up pocket bible
>show him verse "The fool hath said in his heart 'There is no God'"
>cousin breaks down, visibly shaking
>has to leave dinner
>find out a week later he got baptized
What have you done to fight degeneracy?
>>73806957
> eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213573
It's also on MTV/VH1/Comedy Central.
>tfw I left the video in the background and come back to see Poland being fabulous
>>73810931
don't worry. It's only the 2nd one. There are better ones.
anyone remembers when Poland actually sent based songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc
So Conchita is now representing Poland? Is that even legal?
is he actually crying?
LUL WTF POLAND
>>73810999
Checked and yeah he needs moar refugees to make him happier
Why is Israel in Eurovision? That's like having Scotland in an Asian music contest
>Painted nails
>No socks
>Pedostache
>Looking like the faggot from austria
This is based Poland...
>>73810509
brexit is getting my vote, can't have a democracy if you can't vote for your german leader.
TELL ME LITTLE WHITE WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR LIFE
>>73810994
my dick remembers
I have a childhood friend who dresses like this for serious.
I try not to engage with him.
That was fucking horrible
OOOOO
You were meant to send a hot Polish woman, instead we get that shit
wew top right wing poland, good job, deus vult
>>73811057
Fuckin' kek, didn't notice the nails. I hope Switzerland is decent.
>>73811002
>>73811109
What color is your life poland?
WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR LIFE FAGGOTS?!
>>73811053
Eurovision is no longer Euro anymore.
A FUCKING LEAF
What a cutie you sent Switzerland holy shit
aryan waifu :) noice
>swiss
god this bitch is ugly
>>73811150
Browner by the day
Don't judge us anons.
What color is your life anyway?
so many degenerates
its tel aviv all over again
shit her mixtape is FIRE
>poland copying austria with their own bearded woman
>the last of our kind
Swiss redpills inbound
>>73811147
>>73811150
I WOULD SAY DEFINITLY NOT TANNED BUT THAT WOULD BE SO RACIST AND WE PROGRESSIVE NOW
>>73806586
>eurovision song contest
>broadcast on LOGO in the US, which is literally the gay channel
Jesus, her styling is horrible.
>Switzerland
>>73810964
>Atheist friend asks me "How do you know god is real"
>I say: "How do you know he isn't?"
>He stares at me silently for like 5 seconds and then suddenly runs away.
>Find out the next day he killed himself.
That's what I've done to fight degeneracy
holy shit this song is quite based
geezus fuck that hair
>>73811147
>>73811150
Mine is green the color of the only Religion inshallah my brothers
>>73811147
>LAST OF OUR KIND
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
>THE LAST OF OUR KIND
OH SHI-
>>73810945
pzdc ja kek/10
>>73811232
> TANNED
stop it!
this voice KILL ME SO BAD
Leafs can't sing English without an accent? WTF?
she looks like a gilf
>>73811272
>no shoes
>we are the last of out kind.
What did she mean by that
>>73811053
Australia participates. Any country can invite themselves in. Why don't you?
whoever is fucking on now sounds like shit
>dat dance do..
lol we're really the last of our kind, diversity stronk
Hope this isn't one of your top artists Switzerland
>LAST OF OUR KIND
does she know?
These thighs though
>Last of our kind
>>73806586
Who gives a crap about Eurovision, seriously
>last of our kind
What did she mean by this?
TIME TO RISE WE ARE THE LAST OF OUR KIND
nice 'dance' during the chorus
>>73811370
damn
>>73807881
she sucked my D once i swear to god :DDD
>Last of our kind
She knows.
>>73811370