*walks towards you quickly*
Why did you betray me, anon? WHY???
>>73793772
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*
you look like a rat
you look like a rat, and you look like a rat
>>73793859
>360
>>73793989
>being new
>>73793772
Betrayal employs loyalty at some time. I was never your man.
Can't betray you, was never with you, rat.
* pushes you to the ground and straddles you. with a crazed battlecry he begins to rain blows upon your face *
GIVE ME THE DELEGATES ANON!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES ANON!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES ANON!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES ANON!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES ANON!
Only I can beat her
>>73793772
You betrayed me Cruz, I actually thought you were a decent guy and a good second choice if Trump got stumped. Then Iowa and everything following happened, and you revealed yourself to be complete scum.
>>73793772
Me and almost every state with a primary.
>>73793772
Someone needs to make a creepy gif where he actually walks closer to you, like that ayo hol up gif
>>73794075
>being so new that he doesn't know that someone pretending to not know the meme is a meme now
Get with the times.
>>73793989
>turn 360 degrees and walk right into bait
>>73793772
Kek Vult
>>73794274
>being so new that you've not yet passed that phase of anticipating someone pretending to be new because the depressing reality of this site being absolutely full of fuckin newfags hasn't sank in for you yet
Don't even talk to me, kiddo
>>73793772
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes legendary Japanese rat trap*
*lights cigarillo as I set the trap with the finest cheese*
*turn 180 degrees and walk away, adjusting my fedora and smiling to myself as the telltale snap of the trap going off signals another life ended*
*disappears into the night*
Nothing personnel kid...
>>73793772
Because you sicken me and you are literally the spawn of satan. Trump is more worthy than you.
>>73794205
this desu senpai. Iowa showed the dirty political whore, the neocon shill, all while disgustingly using the bible and the constitution - while heeding none of them
>>73794585
this is the alt right in a nutshell. it should be stickied at the top of pol as most people dont understand the subtle nuance of meme based think.
>>73794537
Nothing personal kid
I'm sorry madam, but I'm going to need you to drop your pants and let me inspect your genitals before you can use this bathroom.
>>73793772
He walks like the DYELs that pretend to have lats.
I actually did make some kid named Raphael eat dirt in the 70's in Calgary. And he really was a wormy little faggot.
I wonder.
>>73795380
I exposed you so hard you think it's a crime
btfo newfag normie, don't even try getting on my level you couldn't deal with the weight on these shoulders boy
gaylord
>>73793989
>Newfag
>>73796063
how do you make the text green?
[greentext]test[/greentext]
[green]test lol[/green]
>>73794196
>desperately attempt to protect my face screaming for help as I am overpowered by a giant rat
>feel something in my hand and a squeeze instinctively
>it's a Kel Tec PF-9, bathed in a gentle holy light
>it fires a single bullet into the heart of El Rato
>The rat screams an infernal scream before tumbling off me, finally dead
>w-what happened?
>the gun turns into an eagle and flies off with a victorious screech, leaving rainbow of skittles behind it in the sky
>"We'll make America Great again, one bullet at a time..."
>I look around
>out of the corner of my eye I see a figure fading into the darkness
>he's smiling at me
>it's the Patron Saint of Self Defense, George Zimmerman
>>73794585
>180
Sorry Cruz, i'm a #HillaryLandMine now
>>73796275
its green text(no space)
>>73793772
'because you voted to fast track the TPA, which passed by a single vote, and you knew this. Then you flipped, when you knew TPP would still pass because you'd need 9 more votes flipped and you knew damn well it wouldn't happen. So now you claim you 'fought' TPP when in actuality you passed a single deciding vote, and could have killed the bill had you voted 'no' originally.''
>>73793859
FPBP
>>73793772
I'M FEELING THREATENED FOR MY LIFE
*exercises my 2nd amendment rights*
I am now a #Cruzmissile
>>73793989
lol newfags ruined this place
>>73793772
I'm still a #CruzMissile, sir! Donald Trump is a sniveling coward who does not share our Judeo-Christian values.
>>73793989
Get Czeched, Get Rekt
>>73793772
"YOU LOOK LIKE A FISHMONSTER!"
>>73795979
>>73795380
>>73794537
>>73794274
>>73794075
Holy fuck. This place is literally redd it now thanks to faggots like you
>>73796275
<greentext>that's how you make text green you newfag</greentext>
That's not quite right Ted. Let's go over what we've learned in this class on Standing Technique, you've almost gotten it.
@TsTnZHHQ
thanks
>>73796658
[memetext]>lol newfags can't into green
>>73793772
He never bogled his glotch.
So Dahnald
*Holds up the bible*
Hand them over
*Puts it down*
Give me the delegates Dahnald
*Loses the nomination*
the delegates ted, they are all mine now
>>73793772
Because when Goldwater said that the evangelists would fuck up the party, he was right. Plus I don't like serial killers.
>>73793772
nice invisible lats syndrome, teddy
>>73793989
MA NIGGGA U JUST GOT ROASTED
>>73793772
Why did he betray trump first? He was supposed to be his vp. He made his bed and all that jazz
H-h-heeeey! It's the Cruz-Missile!!!
Listen man, we had a good run, but the people wanted Trump, and my PR agency wouldn't support me if I supported you any longer.
>>73794196
>cruz
>beating anybody
>>73793989
Teehee. Also check out my fucking numbers blokes
>>73796622
>2016
>Not getting dubberinos
>>73794339
>implying that wasn't counter-bait
>implying your post wasn't double-counter-bait
>implying this one isn't reverse-double-counter bait
>>73794196
>I am crushed by the obese rat and screaming for help
>no one comes and the jews began to cackle
>hillary increases her poll ratings
>call out" CAN SOMEBODY HOLD BACK THE NIGHT?"
>feel a bright light
>look up and squint
>rato disintegrates from the light
>the light comes close and fades away as it turns out to be john fucking cena
>rip off foreskin and do a traditional tribal dance as cena fucks ratos ashes
>MAGA
>>73797199
Checked.
>>73793772
7 shots, center mass. Saving 3 for a guard and myself.
>>73793772
You eat your own burgers mang. Disgusting!
>>73793772
...he mad :D
>>73793772
>Why did you betray me, anon? WHY???
I have no loyalty, or sympathy to Canadians born a Subject of the Crown.
You are a sniveling coward anon...
>>73797199
Nice :-)
>>73793772
Tjis all o gts 4 u
>>73793772
>*walks towards you quickly*
>>73797245
AND I KNOW A HERO WILL COME
>>73793772
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF ME NOW!
>>73793772
Cause that huge-ass schnozzola
Ahaha why are his arms out like that? He looks like a damn penguin lmao
>>73793772
>phantom lats syndrom
*asks calmly*
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE HAMBURGER OF FIRE, DONALD!??
>>73797294
Scared for my life. Sorry, Officers.
>>73793772
Look you little rat faced weasel, we know all about your dad's involvement in the JFK assassination. Don't think dropping out is going to stop people from fleshing it out.
Because you're a fish monster Ted
>>73793772
>"Okay Ted, a guy with a camera is coming. Just stand like a normal person."
>"Like this?"
>....
>>73793772
I have a CC on me. You can't Zodiac me.
The dellies Donald..Hand over the dellies..
I always hated you, but there were a couple candidates I hated worse, and one of them was Carly Fiorina.
What the fuck were you thinking?
>>73797403
>be rato
>in bed
>heidi and the kids are asleep
>look up at ceiling
>last nights debate echos in your head
>stand up quick and yell into the night sky
>"DAHNOLD! LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!"
>voice echos and only followrd by a dogs bark and a shut the fuck up
>heidi wakes up and asks what i'm doing
>"Nuthing darlin', just a bad dream"
>she tells me it's time for bed
>do a little check on little Google on my phone
>search my name on the news
>see articles that i'm going to lose Indiana
>"Oh no I won't, I lahve their basketball rings and food"
>come election results
>Dahnold won
>in campaign room
>get told this
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
>>73797199
Chekt
>>73793859
>>>/b/
you unfunny plebbit fag
>>73797735
>>73797735
cheers for the flag m8
>>73797466
You got it nigga
Nice dubs
>>73793772
Sleazy lying ratbag
>>73797735
>Carly Fiorina.
YES. Cruz was bad on his own. Fiorina was bad on her own. Cruz + Fiorina was a recipe for hell.
Think you can handle me?
*Teleports behind your back*
Pssshhhhhhhh too slow
*Steals delegates*
I thought you were better than this Dahnold
*Disappears into the the night*
>>73793772
someone should make a new version of slenderman based on this premise.
>>73793772
>hey Ted let me take some photos of you for the campaign, try too look natural!
>>73797199
Noice
>>73798176
*dahnold holds back the night*
*rato disintegrates into the sun*
*delegates slowly go back to earth*
*dahnold wins the nomination*
*dahnold fights shillary to the presidency and wins*
*dahnold wins 2 terms and retires*
*dahnold dies of old age and is sent to heaven*
*sneeky rato watches from the abyss of hell*
>>73796640
get rekt kid
Hand em over Dahnald.
We need a true conservative Dahnald.
@73797199
Those are pretty good but not as good as these
>>73798441
Hi Cruz, can I join?
Moloch chose me Dahnald!
>>73798497
Shoo shoo
>>73793772
What part of "you better not attack!" you didn't understand? You would be the fucking VP right now if you've kept those four fucking words in your tiny rat mind.
ENOUGH Anon!
If you won't give me Dahnald's delegates... then I will TAKE THEM!!
* he raises his bible high and unleashes a blast of holy light, turning you into ash *
* cold chuckle* I though you were stronger than that, Anon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of all these delegates...
>>73798645
What were they anon?
Only I can beat Hillary Dahnald!
>>73793772
>>73798685
>YOU
>BETTER
>NOT
>ATTACK
>>73793772
Because ur dad killed JFK ya Canadian.
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!
>>73798725
Damn his muscles look huge here.
Which one of your supporters made this mean video of me Dahnald!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
No. I would have had to be on your side at one point to betray you. I was never on your side nor have ever claimed to be.
>>73793772
*walks away quickly*
He looks like the kind of kid I bullied in primary school. I'd fuck him.
>>73798660
>>73796131
just put the > thing before the text, like ill do in the next line.
>just put the > thing before the text, like ill do in the next line.
>>73798759
No no Ratos not the emperor's
>>73798725
>>73798824
Could you imagine Ted Cruz on top of you, being straddled for some delegates?
Would he smell like cheese or rat poison?
>>73798987
>thanks
>>73799300
Use him against Japan in the mecha fight this summer
>>73799000
>Donald is from NYC and they are liberals
>Donald supports abortion
>Donald went bankrupt 4 times
>Donald is not going to build a wall, I will
>Donald is not a true conservative
>Donald did this Donald did that
the list goes on
fuck Ted
>>73799635
Ahh
His comment about our values ticked me off to an extreme
>>73794205
This is exactly how I felt about him. I think a lot of people felt this way about him, and saw his true colors then and there. I hope he gets voted out of the Senate when that time comes.
>>73793772
>>73798725
>>73798824
>>73799300
>>73799608
hi i'm ted cruz, definitely not three toddlers stacked no sir
Who #cruzlim here
>>73800182
it kinda feels like kicking a dead puppy now that he is gone.
