WE
>>73793444
And what a paradise Haiti has become in the years since.
>>73793444
>checked
WUZ
>>73793444
Yeah, how'd that go? What's that? Haiti is a third world shit hole? You don't say?
And they stull behead gays.
Boom bye bye in the batty boy's head.
>>73793575
KINGZ
>>73793575
SUPERPOWER
>>73793444
a feast of dirt cookies for all poc is in order
>>73793444
Not really. Malaria killed the Frenchies and they just kind of gave up. Not sure who the two other powers are, seeing that our side was already owned by France at the time.
T. Dominican
And Haiti is the biggest shithole this side of the middle east.
200 years of life African Excellence.
Truly they must represent what the black community is able to do without whity always keeping them down.
>>73793444
Too bad every time niggers got into power it became a third world shit hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmJLh3QCNgM
>>73793444
212 years later it's rubble and open sewers
Ireland abolished slavery in like the 6th century, albeit not permanently and I know for a fact that the Irish weren't the first country to do it.
>Saint-Domingue is never coming back
I cry every time
>>73793514
I came here to post this
Haiti is legit one of the worst countries in the world by every conceivable standard
The Persians abolished slavery circa 200BC IIRC.
The British fought on the Haitians side and managed to blockade Haiti preventing French civilians from escaping and French reinforcements.
There wasnt 3 superpowers against them thats bullshit, there was 1 on their side.
You are just mad cause you will never have delicious mud cookies for dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
>>73793444
Yeah nigga, we wuz founded on ass an titties and big, buff ass niggas with huge dicks, no homo. Also we wuz space poilits and eurvythang.
>>73793444
Oh WOW I'm now a #Berning!
They are ruled by a mulatto elite
>>73793444
My favorite part about th3 Haitian revolution is the mass rapes that occurred after the whites surrendered. They would be ravaging white women while their husbands were being hung nearby so that their wives' orgasmic screams were the last things they would hear. Shit was hot as fuck.
>>73793444
>top left corner of picture
Every time.
WE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Santo_Domingo
>>73793444
Well they actually wuz Haitians, though that's hardly something to be proud of.
>>73793444
>Just replace the Haitians with Americans and there youbhave the history americucks are taught and actually believe
Holy kek
>>73793444
nice trips
also that machete mandingo's pose is conjuring up some powerful memery
>>73794184
Found the lobsterback!
>>73793444
>liberated by white landlords and white hobos
Sure. Didn't do them any good tho.
>>73793444
I thought Denmark-Norway was the first country to outright ban it, as well as subsequent efforts by Spain and England.
Plus, wasn't the Hati Revolution full of violence and massacring of white civilians. Oh so peaceful, much hashtag trashcan marvin
>>73794332
Found the butthurt nigger
>>73794047
WUZ
how is the ejipshuns even related to Haiti? holy fuck
>>73793444
Haiti actually did succeed in a slave revolt,but look at it now compared to the Dominican Republic
The nigger side of the island is much shittier
And where is Haiti today? Poorest country in Western Hemisphere. I guess Haitian revolutionaries made a mistake.
>>73794363
>Massacres
Don't forget the rape and the alleged cannibalism!
>>73793733
This. Also Toussaint L'Ouverture is a pure french product (in education and life), and it reflected with his policies. Heck he was even member of a Masonic Lodge, kek.
What about the original haitian though?
>>73794394
Found the anon from a country who cucked itself out of having the largest empire in the world.
>>73794042
>Shit was hot as fuck.
Degenerate nigger detected.
>>73793898
They first fought spain when allied with France too kek. In the end it was French vs Brits as usual. With a bit of political wtf as people swapped sides a few times somehow.
>>73793444
D I R T C A K E S
>>73794565
Speaking of cucks.
>>73794493
He also put the slaves back to work on plantations after the "revolution"
So will blacks apologize for the genocide of the islands natives?
Blacks do not belong in North America and have never been native to these lands
>>73793444
100% subhumans
>>73793603
Ayo hol up, fuck u sayin bout my Country whiteboi?
>>73794184
Still salty about getting btfo, nigel?
>>73794695
It's a shithole where people eat mud cookies
>>73794637
how's your daughter doing, Nigel
>>73793444
>1st black republic
>3 colonial superpowers already existed
And 212 years later mud cakes are the countries national food. Why are blacks so obsessed with violence?
>>73794596
t. Rape baby of a nigger
>>73793444
Trips of truth!
>>73794750
How's your wife's son, Chang?
But seriously, how can you fix Haiti?
If Haiti is what nigs think is a success story...that totally sums up why they are nigs
>>73794493
>>73794641
He owned a slave himself at some point.
>>73793883
This. The Achaemenids abolished slavery thousands of years ago. Nigs gon' nig.
>>73793444
Ahh yes... Haiti, the super power of the Caribbean... There are shanty towns still in the capital with people waiting for foreign aid... YEARS after the earthquake... truly a land of peace and prosperity... the educated hard working citizens are shining examples of what black rule leads too... also do not forget the fabulous city of Detroit.
>>73794695
Why did you tattoo dreadlocks on your nipple?
>>73794892
>But seriously, how can you fix Haiti?
Give it to Japan.
Seriously, Haiti is the asshole of the Caribbean
And that's saying a lot, because theres some shit in that area
The DR
PR
Cuba
Jamaica-->pro tip, close second to asshole Haiti
After the Haitian revolution Spain made it their policy to import whites from Europe whenever the black population in their colonies grew.
>niggers bragging about the existence of Haiti
Kekle McKeklestein
>>73795165
>Jamaica
they produce lots of good cricketers and sprinters tho
what does Haiti produce? dirt cookies?
We wuz supapowrs an sheit
And 212 years later niggers have to eat dirt in order to survive
This is one of many examples as to why blacks cannot be left to their own devices
They cannot self govern of even live without outside assistance
>>73793679
Greeks make black people look like duty driven Protestants.
>>73795333
I'm Dominican, the only they produce are construction workers and shitty football players for our shitty football league.
>>73794983
Don't forget they forgot to elect someone as president after the previous one run his course.
>>73794184
>still this upset
Just get over it Mohammed
>>73793603
the whities be keeping us down
Didn't they cut down all their trees?
>>73795500
>Haitian "athletes" end up in the Dominican soccer league
>Jamaican athletes end up making millions playing cricket and slaying white pussy
mfw
>>73795674
nah, that would be stupid.
>>73795389
>Mud-Cakes.jpg
>google them to find out what they're actually made
>mfw they are actually made of fucking mud
And this is preferable to being run by an efficient European colonial government....how exactly?
Don't get me wrong, I love liberty and self-rule as much as the next man but if I was having to feed my kids mud to stop hunger pains, I think I'd be favourable to the idea of bringing the evil colonial overlords back....
>>73793444
If egyptians were black, did blacks enslave themselves?
>>73795674
AY YO DA WITE DEVIL STOLE OUR TREEEES
>>73795942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGBuTydNyhg
>>73793444
>and its still complete shithole
Maybe just maybe Slavery was a good thing for negroe?
>>73795232
>>73795270
someone have that picture where it shows the border between them and the dominican republican and all the roads/trees/vegetation just stops
>>73794637
i think it speaks more about you that you have that kind of image saved on your computer
>>73793444
Look what a magnificent country is has become.
>>73794637
sauce on bottom pic
>>73795903
i have the same shower head its 10/10 desu
>>73795156
True. All of Japan's previous colonies are the only other first world countries in Asia today.
>>73793444
>2 CENTURIES later
>still a shithole populated by dirt-eaters
Dude...
>>73793444
Where does this bullshit even come from? Seriously.
Do you think if we spin Haiti as a bastion of black nationalism, our American blacks can be tricked into moving there?
No takesies backsies
Amazingly Haiti has actually gotten worse since this documentary was made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnm0GWv1mVk
I remember seeing a video on youtube titled "200 years of uplifting haiti" a few years ago.
It seems that i cant find it anywhere now. Was it too racist for current year Internet?
Now that Ben supports Trump do you think anyone will ever believe he wasn't always secretly racist?
>>73795165
Can't forget us
>>73795036
That's a palm tree you dolt.
The hilarious bit is they share one of the most minerally rich islands in the entire Carribbean, the Dominican Republic on the other side has one of the fastest growing economies and best life expectancies in the region. Mainly because they actually continued operating as a Western nation when granted independence
>>73794736
At least they don't have to drink coffee made from snow.
>>73793444
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET
>>73793444
>>73800214
god, they don't smell THAT bad.
Haiti is such a success story
>>73796197
This one always make me laugh.
>defeating
With the support of, depending on the time, the British, the Spanish, Royalists, and malaria. Especially malaria. We got rekt by diseases, gave up because of the war in Europe. The Blacks showed how incapable and barbaric they are when they are in power. And even then we almost conquered it back a few years later, but decided to settle on cucking their ""country"" in financial oblivion basically forever.
All white men and children were killed. All women were raped, and then killed if they refused to marry a high ranking Black. The only whites who were not killed were a group of German settlers, and Polish defectors. 50000 civilians and 75000 soldiers were killed. It should be considered as a genocide.
>>73794042
unless you are a vampire i dont believe you
>>73801947
He's probably an immortal voodoo priest that survives by drinking the blood of White children.
>>73800270
no, but they get all nice and stiff after the ebola has run its course.
>>73793444
Haiti was the only former colony to free themselves. I dont know about overthrowing three colonial powers as it mostly worked because those powers were far away. And then it proceeded to do the same thing the colonialists did slave/cheap labor to make and sell sugar. Until the people rose up and killed everyone.
Its been shit ever since.
But honestly its the only former colony to have freed itself and it deserves at least that much respect.
>>73793444
And now they eat dirt. Funny how things turn out.
>>73793574
Almost like being forced to pay reparations for two centuries fucks your country
>>73793444
That ass is fat
>>73794184
>Still salty
WE
WAS
EMPIRE
>>73803032
We dindu nuffin :^)
>>73793444
I don't think i can handle this shit much longer.
>MFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z2SHl-m5wQ
Haiti is now the poorest country in the Western hemisphere though
>>73795165
>Dominican Republic
>Better
Hey now, maybe if your government made a federal corruption investigation to kick out the oligarchs and commies here, along with removing the trade restrictions in the Jones Act, we might have a chance succeeding out of a welfare state and compete in development
>>73794637
Nervous about getting kicked out of britain Mohammad?
Here is the border.
>>73800214
fuggg white devil be takin our nigglets
>>73794983
I've been there twice with the Navy the first in 2009 on a humanitarian aid mission and again in 2010 when the ground shook a little and it fell over. The only difference between the two times was it got a little flatter the second time.
>>73803821
What
>>73793733
probably refering to spain and the united states i suppose, idk
>>73804224
Haitians still use charcoal. So they just cut down all the trees. Without replanting any, of course. So now the Haitian side is basically a pollution saturated hellhole, while the Dominican side is a protected forest.
>>73794839
t. if you win you lose
>>73802830
I see you have never been there or dealt with their people. They deserve no kind of respect and no one should have stopped the Dominicans genocide of the haitians.
>>73795389
National dish ?
