Is there honestly any reason to get my life together (Get a job, lose weight, leave my house etc.) if my dick is small? I mean with all the coalburning going on it makes my self confidence and will to live/do anything pretty low (QTs only going for bbc)
Can small dick whities actually get into a relationship, stay in that relationship and possibly get married / have kids etc.?
Leaf shitposting is like Australian shitposting's depressed cousin
Obvious bait is obvious.
This is not /b.
>>73789980
t. microdick
>>73789974
>>73789980
>>73790005
>tfw spend all day shitposting
>make actual post and everyone says it's b8 / shitposting
neat
>all qts going for BBC
You are autistic
>>73789889
Depending on how much weight you have to lose you might free up some currently unusable length on your dick.
>>73790145
Kek
>>73790089
Well, you are obviously isn't /pol/ poster.
>>73790145
I mean it's not baby/micro, would losing weight actually increase my length?
Besides the obvious health benefits that seems like good reasoning to do so.
Right now I don't eat a shit ton of fast food/bad shit, it's mainly soda/not doing anything that contributes to my weight, but I don't do anything about it to bring myself closer to death.
>>73790145
>>73790145
This is why I love the Yanks, always a kind, optimistic word for people. Even Canadians.
>>73790442
Agreed
>have a big dick
>still a kissless virgin
>no motivation to get a gf because its too much work
>>73790646
At least if you did have motivation you could hold it down. That's my issue is I feel like if I put in any effort / change my ways it will all be for not.
>have a small-mid size dick
>have a gf
>have a business with 25k revenue a month
There is no excuse leaf
>>73790442
I want to read something depressive, i'm going to read Kafka this summer. I don't like summer also, too hot.
>>73790808
>25k a month
Yeah, I'm sure she's dating you for your sweet personality and microcock friend.
>>73790760
But I don't have any so I will stay a failure NEET until the day of the rope
Don't get me wrong, having a big dong is a nice feel, but it isn't helping in creating meaningful relationships.
>>73791104
I think that the only truth in his post is a "small dick"
>>73791257
It's not really about creating it's more like sticking in them. I've had girlfriends before in high school I wasn't willing to seal the deal with and then the one I did we broke up quickly after (Unrelated or Related to dick meme I dunno)
> tfw white, skinny but big dick
> no gf, just casual sex
> they never make me wear a condom and let me cum inside
> probably have several children by now
Feels good man.
>>73789889
if your life/body is too fucked just take yourself out. Nothing wrong with that.
>white, skinny, 7 inch dick, 7/10 face
>gf is 9/10 conservative brunette
>intend to marry and rear children with this woman
Life couldn't be better tbqh
Is this /r9k/ or /pol/?
>>73789889
Just become a gay bottom, now you can have all the big dicks you want.
>>73791476
Well, how big is it?
>>73792305
In the near future we will be forced to leave /pol/. This board will be left-wing and Hillary will be elected. Russia and the US will never be friends.
>>73789889
I'm in similar situation but I'm trying my best. Mostly because I'm a cuck. I want to try my best to be a man just to still fail because of my poor performance in bedroom. Maximum despair for maximum arousal
>>73792422
This. Cures depression too.
>>73789889
>if
>>73790903
Hate hot too bruv, basically anything over 15deg C is uncomfortable for me. Houses are too warm and too well lit nowdays.
>>73792715
>Russia and the US will never be friends.
:(
>>73792521
I don't really know inches (xD America), but it's length is like a soda can and width like the mouth piece of a soda can.
>>73789889
Okay, there are a couple of things to consider here. One is that a vagina is really elastic. When nothing is inside, there isn't some dick-shaped hole, the walls touch and close together. The vagina stretches to fit whatever is in it, so for example, when a girl wears a tampon, the tampon is held snugly. Your dick size honestly doesn't matter because the vagina will still wrap around it snugly regardless. Any girl that does care cares for superficial reasons and is therefore a shallow bitch that doesn't deserve anyone's time. So another point is that even though you don't seem to think very highly of yourself, you should have standards and you shouldn't compromise them. I'm not talking about beauty, but a big one is virginity. If you're hoping for a lasting and meaningful relationship your best bet is finding a girl with the least sexual history possible and that lack of experience will work in your favor because she won't know the difference anyways. Finally it will also depend on ever individual girl- some girls will prefer a smaller penis, believe it or not. It just depends on where they're most sensitive and what gets them off. Don't give up hope, girls are not so black and white.
>>73793067
I'm glad that >25C is only ~4 months here in Siberia.
>>73793169
Don't be sad, friend. We was the best friends in 19th century, our fleet even prevented British invasion during your Civil War. And now Russia is the only country which can oppose you and promote you to develop.
>>73793674
Thank you for the post it actually helps a lot.
>>73793674
> some girls will prefer a smaller penis
Is that what they tell you when youre curled up sobbing after the 30 seconds of sex?
>>73793674
>Your dick size honestly doesn't matter because the vagina will still wrap around it snugly regardless. Any girl that does care cares for superficial reasons and is therefore a shallow bitch that doesn't deserve anyone's time
Lol. Screaming orgasms on demand doesn't count as a "superficial reason"
>>73789889
>I mean with all the coalburning going on it makes my self confidence and will to live/do anything pretty low (QTs only going for bbc)
I smell a kike
But in case you're serious, the "nigs have big dicks" thing is a misconception. White men's cocks double in size when they get erections, but blacks always have a higher bloodflow into the spongiform tissue so they only grow a little bit. Guys who don't know the difference between showers and growers saw that in the locker rooms and started an urban legend, which pornographers then started to push relentlessly.
I see. I was making a meme regarding the coalburning thing. I actually could care less about other people, was mainly making the post to ask people about my own misconceptions
>>73789889
>Can small dick whities actually get into a relationship, stay in that relationship and possibly get married / have kids etc.?
Your father had you didn't he?
>>73789889
Yes, but you can make it bigger anyway.
>>73796664
>Dads isn't small
>>73789889
Coal burning isn't even common you faghat
>>73789889
theres way more to life than sex and if you immerse yourself in all the aspects of life that dont revolve around sex, eventually youll find someone who could car eless about your dick size, and only that theyre having sex with you to begin with.
this is why you shouldnt fuck before youre married.
>>73790341
Yes it increases your dick size. Assuming your are obese
>>73796905
wtf
>b8 thread
>>73797129
GR8 thread
>>73794358
I'm speaking from experience, my husband has an above average sized penis and while I love him and it, but I can't enjoy vigorous sex because it hurts too much when he touches my cervix. Some girls like having their cervix touched during sex, but for others like me, it only causes intense pain.
>>73794134
I hope so!
>>73789889
your dick will get bigger if you lose weight
>>73797021
Other people despise and think badly of you if you don't have sex. That's the problem I think.
>>73790341
less fat = more test = bigger dick
also fat may hinder the flow of blood to your dick, so losing weight would make your erections more powerful and also increase dick size
eating high test foods such as almonds, pomme granate, lean meats etc. all while working out increase dick size
with the proper lifestyle everybody can get a decent sized dick
stop dicking around
>>73799440
This seems to be said a lot, a lot of the girls here are very superficial though.
>>73799552
Is this actually true or?
>>73799440
How big?
>>73789889
define small.
length and diameter
>>73789889
No wonder white race is going to die,
You are all self hating cucks
>>73799693
Like I said, you just need to be selective and wait for the right type of girl. Another thing, love is of course a real thing and honestly if a girl falls in love with you (in my opinion we all have a true soul mate out there) it won't matter.
>>73799687
More test = bigger dick
HHAHAHAA
dick size is all genetic, its going to get bigger because its below a gross fat pillow
>>73799762
A little more than 8"
>>73799687
I was thinking about keto as a diet, but my main issue is trying to give up pop. I drink a ton of water, but like having pop once in awhile.
Everytime I try a diet I cheat like once a week by getting subway and eventually I just give up. I don't know why.
>>73799855
My fear is that regardless of how good looking/of a guy I am my dick will make her have second thoughts due to that happening in my longest relationship (I mean I can only assume)
>>73799818
Probably yeah
>>73799906
It really is, that's why the sound of that pillow fat just going to my dick and making my dick bigger is pretty neat.
>>73799693
yes mate, read >>73799687
I know it seems stupid the way i wrote it out but im serious, its true
you can affect your dick size and its appearance significantly by altering your lifestyle
>>73800045
All I can say is that authentic love is more powerful than any of that. My husband could become obese, lose his dick in some freak accident or become one a terrifying looking burn victim and it would never stop me from loving him and needing him by my side. Losing him in any capacity would be as bad as losing him to death which is a constant fear of mine. If you are lucky enough to find your soul mate (the last girl wasn't it) then you'll understand because once you love someone it's really not about anything other than being connected always. Sex and appearance are just the added bonuses.
>>73794358
My cannon in over average size - I never had sex as vigorous I wanted to have because all women I've lied with complained at some point about me being too deep inside.
Truth is: the huge penis = better sex is a lie.
A normal woman can be satisfied with a fucking pencil.
Only superstretched sluts, who use abnormously huge sex toys over long periods of time scream for extremely huge dicks.
But who would want std infected slurs who had tons of sexpartners due to loose moral standars as a permanent mate anyway.
>>73800045
Finding the right kind of motivation is very difficult, especially visible results may take a while before they appear
And if you wanna achieve really good results over a short span of time, you have to go 100 % in on a good diet and proper workout routine
cheatmeals are shit and just poor excuses. each cheatmeal is a setback and if you have a little discipline you should just stay away from them
if you are concerned about your tiny dick find motivation in the fact that your cock will get bigger. and put all your effort in the gym and in the kitchen towards that
remember: to lose weight is simple - you just gotta be in a calorie deficit.
be that and only eat lean meats, veggies, fish oil tablets, nuts and maybe some oatmeal for breakfast and 1 or 2 protein shakes depending on your metabolism and intensity of your workout
stay away from all sorts of candy, carbs (bread/pasta etc), fruits, juice, chips, ALL that shit... not even rice/potatoes
>>73789889
go back to /int/
>>73789889
I was in your place about 2 years ago. My dick was like 5.5" and poor girth. I was 60 pounds above my ideal weight.
Saw myself in pictures and became disgusted, decided to do something about it.
Now I am at ideal weight and gaining muscle quickly. Through jelqing/clamping/stretching I have added half an inch in length and 1/3 inch girth. Gains continue.
Just get a gym membership, IF, eat more eggs and less carbs, and in a year you will be good.
As to the dick thing you just have to find smaller girls. Asian girls and Latinas are used to small dicks so you might even be above their average. Some small framed white girls it might satisfy but probably not.
It's all about knowing your market.
A petite Colombian/Chinese girl will be happy for a small American dick.
>>73800420
I do this, but I throw a banana and some berries into my protein smoothie in the morning for vitamins, potassium, and energy.
>>73800593
>columbian
shut the fucking fuck up. Columbians 100% do not appreciate little dicks or short men.
>>73800420
I have a treadmill in my room, do you think 15 mins a day at a light jog/fast walk stance would do good? I feel like I need to lose a bit weight before work towards doing other exercises.
Oatmeal seems do able, but I'm currently living with my parents (19) / have no income so preparing meals for myself is hard. What for dinners just cutting the amount I eat by half or something?
Also cutting sugers is easy, it's the rice/potatos/pasta that is the hard part as a normal dinner for my family is 1 meat / 1 veg / 1 of those 3. That's why maybe just cutting the amount of rice/potatos/pasta would be easiest.
I love eating nuts and stuff, they are just super expensive. If they weren't I'd eat almonds and pecans all the time.
If I'm only using the treadmill should I still use protein shakes?
>>73800593
What kind of eggs? I usually make scrambled will a little milk in the mix and butter in the pan with 2/3 eggs and that usually is good for me till dinner.
>>73800597
Got a recipe? With what else you put / what protein you use?
>>73801021
This is my diet every day.
About a gram of protein for each pound of ideal bodyweight. I replaced the soy milk with regular milk lately because I heard soy isn't good.
I lift 3 days a week and do fasted cardio (morning before eating anything), on as many off-days as I can motivate myself for, but at least 2, and I'm ok with not going over 3.
>>73801295
As for the protein, I do isopure whey isolate.
>>73801295
also, I make substitutions sometimes. I like to get in some lean beef.
>>73801295
>>73801377
That seems like a lot of food for someone right now just trying to lose weight.
I think losing 100 pounds (I'm like 320 right now) and then working on muscle gain would be best. I did a lot lifting in highschool and really liked it.
Also again what is the healthiest way to have your eggs / is scrambled ok.
>>73801021
I don't know how bad shape you're in so its difficult to say.
Generally, the best way to lose weight is by doing weight lifting. There's this thing called the 'afterburn effect' and essentially it means that because lifting wears down your muscles, your metabolism is much higher in many hours following the workout because your body is repairing itself. Running does not provide this effect to the same extent and certainly not if its only 15 mins a day.
If you're in poor shape do an hour of fast paced walking and end it with a sprint for as long as you can...
Best would still be to go to the gym and lift weights but if your conscious about your weight w/e I get that it might be difficult for you.. However, I see many fatties at my gym and I don't care, in fact I think its great that they're doing something about it so you shouldn't be embarassed.
Losing weight is 80 % diet and 20 % excercise. You can still lose weight even if you don't excercise, but you won't get lean.
If you wanna be efficient I'd say cut the carbs entirely. Trying to find the midway is impossible and its a setback. Put your mind to lose weight and go 100 % in on the diet. It all starts there.
Only take the veggies and meat for dinner and ask your parents if you could maybe get some more (lean) meat instead. In the beginning you're gonna feel hungy as fuck constantly but drink plenty of water and eat the veggies as well as get the protein you need (approx 1,5-2g pr. kg bodyweight) and it'll be ok. In a few weeks your stomach will reduce in size and it will be easier for you
best eggs are either just the egg whites or hard boiled eggs. Scrambled/fried eggs will have fat from the frying pan, but if you wanna do it only fry the egg white and throw the rest away.
protein shakes are just protein powder and water. you can add some banana like the other guy does and it's okay, but essentially its just extra calories so I wouldn't do it.
>>73801675
It's not really too much food. Your body works hard to digest protein, and eating frequently keeps your metabolism up. Drink a gallon of water per day.
You don't want to lose weight by starving yourself. I eat that much and exercise and at 230 I still lose weight every week while building muscle which weighs more than fat.
>>73801021
protein powder: just get the cheap whey stuff, there's literally no difference all the brands are basically the same either way.
however, if you find it difficult to get the right amount of protein, also buy caseine proteine powder and take a shake of that before you go to sleep. while whey is processed fast by your body, caseine is slowly being processed
>>73800965
Some manlet is triggered
>>73801997
im 6'2, which basically is manlette status by now. my ex was columbian and she was pretty mean to guys 5'9 and shorter
>>73801021
For your dick you there is actually jelqing witch will get you half and inch in length and more importantly half an inch in girth after that its penis pumps or surgery
https://www.pegym.com/
Also walking 15 mins on treadmill is not enough you need to dedicate at least an hour to that.
>>73801868
During high school I tried losing weight with a personal trainer / gym membership and after a year nothing really changed due to my diet. So I don't really know if I want to 'waste' my money again. I'd rather just do stuff at home.
I like the idea of trying to strink my stomach through 'starving' myself a bit.
>>73801982
>>73801950
>>73801868
The whole food thing I think I'd rather commit to when my living situation is better. Again I just want to do something quick and easy (Like running) maybe cut back a bit then get my life back on track and get out there more.
How much money do you spend per week on food star flag man?
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1. Is 3L of water enough or is it literally just like instead of drinking anything else just drink water or should I actually be trying to a hit a water 'goal'?
2. If I spent 30 minutes a day doing a bit of lifting/crunches/step ups with 15 minutes on the treadmill + cutting down the food I eat do you think I could lose the first 100 pounds in the next year or so?
3. Again cutting sugers = easy for me, but cutting the starch in my dinners might not be. Is just cutting the amount I eat by 1/3 good enough?
Again the main reason I just want to go and lose 100 pounds is so I feel more confident with myself. I'd be fine going to the gym if it was private/no one I know is there, but since high school I've let myself go way too much and I couldn't imagine seeing someone I grew up with in my current state. I'd like to better myself at home then get the courage to get a gym membership and start busing there. I know I'm a huge pussy, but again it's a self confidence issue / fear.
>>73802606
all you can do is eat less calories than you burn
>>73789889
Your dick shouldn't have anything to do with your life choices. I have an equally, maybe even worse sense of self worth at this point in my life and I have a proportional sized cock. Im 6'4 but my dick is about 7' maybe 7.5 on a good day, it doesn't look huge on me but its proportional.
>depressed as fuck
>lack motivation
>only thing I do to validate my existence is lift weights
>can't find a job even though i have an education and experience
>having meaningless sex with strangers is no longer fun
All I want is someone to hold and love and that will motivate me to achieve something better.
At this point i just go to the gym to escape reality and hope that it will magically solve my problems but i never does.
>
noodle, not noodle.
>>73803419
get up in the morning, stay in bed.
>>73802606
1. only drink water. there's no goal as to how much, but its virtually impossible to get too much water so just drink maybe 2 glasses with every meal and then something around the day
2. if you're 320 lbs you'll throw it away easy if you're serious about your diet, then yeah. Hell I'd say 6 months is enough if you're determined
3. as he (>>73802964) said, eat less calories than you burn and you're good. the more of a calorie deficit you are in, the more weight you'll lose. stables take alot of time for your body to process and you can easily get many calories in by eating them.
reducing the amount you eat to 1/3 is fine I guess, personally I just prefer to go with the cold shoulder and cut it off entirely. there's no benefits to eating stables if you want to lose weight but its still manageable if you do.
>>73791811
And AIDS
>>73804036
Calorie deficit is simplistic.
Frequency and quality of food is more important. I don't count calories at all. Eat a gram of protein for each pound of ideal bodyweight. Eat less fat. Eat much less carbs, ideally from veg and some fruits and some unrefined starch.
Spread it throughout the day in a smart way. Drink lots of water. Work out.
It's about keeping your metabolism high. It will burn lots of calories and he'll be in much better health.
The advice you're giving this guy will have him losing a lot of muscle too and have nutritional deficiencies.
>>73793281
hahahaha
>>73799687
> pomme granate
>>73804614
Yeah I think I'll try cutting how much I eat and trying to work out 30 mins a day is good. Do it for a about a month to see how well I'm doing / if I should continue / do more.
Idk where you're from but all the qts around here hate niggers. Only white trash go for them tbhfam
>>73789889
Eh the only reason to get a job and leave is because being a NEET gets boring after so many years.
Go be a truck driver. It's basically being a NEET still. You get to listen to redpill shit on the radio all day and you don't really have a boss hanging over your shoulder all day.
Also you get to piss in jugs still. Breddy gud job.
>>73802606
If a gym isn't for you then stick to plyometrics and variations of HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training) once you get advanced. I'm not sure how out of shape you are and a gym membership is preferable but in addition to diet (seriously you need the calorie deficit) do something like this.
Run on treadmill (comfortable speed, basically a jog) x five minutes
Run on treadmill (push yourself, doesn't have to be a sprint but it should be hard.) X 2.5 minutes
Do that for 30-60 mins per day
Alternatively you can go outside and sprint telephone pole to telephone pole. Walking back to the original pole is your break. Do at least 10 per day. Then a 5 minute cool down.
Plyometrics/calisthenics
1 minute of mountain climbers
As many push-ups as you can with good form
2x 30 seconds of squat jumps
1 minute wall squat/ Roman chair sit
30 up and downs
As many sit-ups or crunches as you can with good form
Do these exercises once per day with a calorie deficit of TDEE (total daily energy expenditure) -600. You will see results in a month.
>>73799613
fcuk those people
>>73805783
Again though, for the first month or so just doing treadmill to lose at least a bit of wait and gain a bit more energy before doing some of the things you suggested would be better right? So I can do those things with better/less pain/easier etc.
I don't have health insurence (I know I'm leaf), but is just seeing a regular doctor to ask him how much I should be eatting good? If I go to a dietitian it will cost me.
>>73789889
LOSE WEIGHT, DICK STICKS OUT MORE
>>73789889
Go fuck yourself! You pathetic excuse for a human being.
Go play in the traffic you fucking moron.
