>tfw your country is right-winged and don't want to let immigrants in
>tfw everybody I know are racist biggots
>tfw this dumb population believe in stereotypes about black people
>tfw they keep voting stupid racist things against immigrants
>tfw they are dumb homogenous racists
>tfw you need at leats 10 years of labor to become a Swiss
I wish I was born in another country, Switzerland is the country of homogenous and selfish bastards.
They don't care about immigrants who need protection form war or poor people who don't have the chance to live in good conditions.
Check my digits
Take care of your culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjzsx7AHrNU
>>73777244
oh shit, checked.
nice dubs mr city state
this is not true. Every time I visit Switzerland I see more niggers and sand niggers than I do here.
Inb4 i-it's just the wrong canton.
The entire country is the same, except for rural areas (which are untouched everywhere, not just Switzerland)
>>73777244
nice.
Be right back It's work break
>>73777196
You are an immigrant, aren't you?
>>73777196
>tfw this dumb population believe in stereotypes about black people
There's a reason stereotypes exist
>>73777196
They sound awesome, i wish i was swiss.
>>73777196
>become swiss
>pay 30 Nazigold for a fucking Happy Meal
>>73777405
yes, its called ignorance
>>73777471
>become German
>get refugees for free
>>73777196
so what? you've got the flag here but lack the red passport. don't like it? fuck off.
>>73777646
>go to Norway
>government bans assault cars
Tfw I can never be swiss.
Who got >>73777777
>>73777196
Sepp, let's switch.
You'd sure like it here. I am more than ready to carry the burden of bigoted government for a swiss bro.
>>73777196
>HOW DARE THESE INDIGENOUS EUROPEANS WISH TO LIVE FREELY IN THEIR OWN HOMELANDS
Yeah, nah, tell me more about international bigotry, those vile bigoted Tibetans need to come down a peg eh?
>>73777577
That's a funny way of saying pattern recognition. Nig nogs act like nig nogs whether it's Africa, London or Switzerland. Only the smartest nigs can supress thier inner nog.
>>73777196
Sounds ideal
>>73777196
I feel you anon.
Also don't forget how hard is it to get social warfare.
You can't wait for years and don't get anything if you don't contribute to society.
They send you to work pick up garbage and shit or they don't give you any money.
Retarded country
>>73777196
Sounds perfect. Unless youre a nigger, then you shouldn't be there anyway.
>>73777196
>>73778222
Just leave my based country. leeches. Why don't you flee to Sweden?
>>73777196
Obvious bait.
But it makes you think. How the hell are leftist even a thing in Switzerland?
>>73778509
Racist biggot.
It's so sad that the majority is like you
>>73778587
I'm so happy that the majority of them are like him.
Go back to where you came from.
>>73777196
>tfw those "racists" built one of the wealthiest countries and enjoy a high standard of living
Ungrateful swine
>>73777196
move to germany then you cuck
>>73777196
>Switzerland is the country of homogenous and selfish bastards
That's why it will outlive europe
>>73777196
Mmmh, well, I can only give you a 2/10, maybe a 3/10 if I'm in a generous day.
The bait is too obvious, you forgot to add emoticons for maximum butthurt and the stance is too weak.
Try working on it a bit more and you'll maybe reach canadian level, however I think that australian level will remain out of reach for you.
>>73777196
>tfw you are with 10 of your friends hanging out.
>tfw one of your m8s makes a joke about our right wing party trying to bash them.
>tfw nobody laughs because, everyone hates outsiders and leftist cucks.
>>73777196
Cuck off to Sweden then you actual cuck.
>>73777196
I want to be swiss now. TELL THEM WILHELM.
>>73778587
You will obviously never grasp the spirit of our nation. Seek asylum in Sweden, this country will fit more to your ideals.
>>73778726
what a flag
>>73777310
Fra, its because of the fucking eritreeans which come here as refugees. Besides the refugees, the most immigrants are white and christians. The most come from italy ;)
Rolling for dubs in a bait thread
CHECKEM
You wish you were in another country?
So do I sometimes.
Your's seems pretty schlik.
>>73779079
Make me remember the ceremony for all the 18 years old in the town.
> Each year, there is a party for the citizens who are now in age to vote
> Ceremony and then free food & alcohol
> This time they decided to invite the foreigners who became citizens this year
> Bigmistake.jpg
> Each person in the room is called on stage to receive some presents
> Everyone applaud the Swiss males
> First girl go on stage
> Room erupts with "here is your official vacuum, welcome in the adulthood"
> Then come a foreigner
> Dindunothin.webm
> Someone yells : "Here is your ticket back to Africa!"
> Whole room laughs
> Nigger was nowhere to be seen at the buffet after the ceremony
> Only white people
Feels good man.
>>73779038
Only 3/10? I even replied to myself with mobile phone to bait more.
It's not really a bait though, it's more an ironic post to tell how much helvetia is based
>>73779674
Wow bravo, applaus, was für en Mongo. Ich bin au gege me iiwanderig, aber wenn öpper wo sich integriert het ohni grund fertig gmacht werd, regt mich das mega uf. wör mi wunder ne, ob er da au 10 shipis oder so is gsicht gseit hetti.
>>73779674
fake
>>73777471
better than ficki, i guess?
>>73777196
Making me love the swiss man, I'm not even gonna bother posting a bait fish meme image this time
>>73777471
AQUA-SAMA
>>73777196
>your country will never be like this
>>73779674
> Someone yells : "Here is your ticket back to Africa!"
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>>73779847
> Oy vey let them vote too
T. Shlomo Shekelberg
>>73777196
Romandie pls go
I'm a burger visiting family in Basel. Switzerland so far is amazing. the only thing that is ass is the import taxes.
we should throw all weabos out of windows. disgusting people and subhumans aswell
>>73780405
Basel is shit
>>73777196
SEND THE IMMIGRANTS TO SWITZERLAND!!!
>>73780458
EPIC
original commento
>>73780488
>SEND THE IMMIGRANTS TO SWITZERLAND!!!
white germans should really immigrate
give lebensraum to the syrians
>>73779353
>>73777196
Sounds like paradise.
>>73777196
You should be thankful that your country isnt being overrun by filthy fucking immigrants.
>>73777196
>homogeneous
>CH is a country with 4 official languages
Nigger, they were plenty multicultural before dune coons and niggers started flooding the continent, maybe go to Germany for benefits and stop shitting up CH
>>73777196
then fucking leave, i'm sure someone else could use your bomb shelter when the jews trick their next victim into nuclear holocausting the world
better yet, actually kill yourself
>>73780936
>then fucking leave,
not an argument
>>73780713
gercucks can stay the fuck away
>>73777196
>tfw you need at leats 10 years of labor to become a Swiss
thats whats up
>>73777196
Just leave for Somalia or Libya? Why force your fetishes upon others?
So I guess swiss land is designated to be jewish operating base after yurop falls to muslims? prepare to live in isolation firing rockets at New-Tel-Aviv, former Bern while jews are laughing, surrounded by sea of mudslimes.
>>73777244
Damn son chckd
>>73781065
They're the mountain Jews for a reason
>>73777577
Build the wall Paco
>>73781065
Mudslims can barely fire a rocket above a wall in Israel, they won't be able to fire above our mountains Ivan.
>>73777196
>country
Since when is this cultureless union of france germany and italy a country?
>>73777196
tfw you're living paradise m8
>>73781462
The cultureless Union is doing a much better job holding off the shitskin horde invited by Germany, also muh SIG 550s.
>>73777310
What do you look in the mirror while you're there?
>>73781462
t. Hans "Bavarians are totally not Germans" the Cuck
>>73781462
Hahnrei bitte
>>73780996
i mean the "white" germans
not the exploding neo-germans
>>73781703
Theyre called tanned germans
Zurich, Bern, Sargans, Geneva, Buchs and everywhere else may as well be in Iraq or Uganda.
Literally only Americans think it is white.
Bait of exceptionally low quality, I would say Australia-tier bait
>>73777196
You're a moron
>>73781789
I thought we were friends, Ivan.
>>73777273
that shit fucking sucks dude
Switzerland is as enriched as Sweden.
t. visisted last week.
>>73781622
I can walk into the border at multiple points and not get checked. You can take the 11 bus from Feldkirch to Sargans, all the Africans do it. It never gets stopped or checked. On Sunday all the bridges going from Austria to Switzerland are unmanned.
You can walk in. They do, by the thousand, every week.
>>73781895
>anything as sweden
>>73781943
Oh fug
>>73777196
Well that's my mind made up, I'm moving to Switzerland. All those ripe blonds, desperate for BBC, but without access to it. It will be like shooting fish in a barrelled. Don't worry swiss slags, your wombs shall be fertilized with superior black bull seed.
>>73782059
Not many blonde people this way.
Swiss girls are ugly. They all have 80s haircuts and dress like it is also the 80s. Too much perfume, shoulder pads, glitter and hairspray.
>>73777196
Yeah, and your country is a beautiful paradise. Come to Portland Oregon and see what happens here on a daily basis. This place is a shit hole now.
>people love the fact that this place is becoming trash
Fucking degeneracy. Please purge.
>>73782189
>all bullshit
austria faggots are always so jealous of us I wonder why.
Is it because despite we have pretty much the same territory size, your country is 5x less good than our?
>>73777196
>>73777196
Well your flags a plus
>>73782409
success breeds jealousy
>tfw no anime friends to hang out with ;;
>>73779847
>butthurt autism intensifies
>>73782409
Switzerland and Austria are bros.
Germans however are the real subhuman cancer. Thanks god these pieces of shit are currently being exterminated by Merkel.
>>73782409
Salzburg, Vienna and Innsbruck are far better cities than Genf, Bern and Zurich. This is irrefutable.
We are better at skiing, sport in general, actually have composers, writers, inventors, a real history. Our trains are better, as are our roads. We are more successful at the Winter Olympics.
I could go on, so I will. We have far less Africans. We can smoke indoors. We actually have political parties that disagree with each other. We have better beer, wine and food.
The only thing you are better at is graffiti, making things out of concrete and interracial marriage.
>>73778587
Stop trolling you shits. Switzerland is a fucking beautiful country
>>73782667
Please learn to drive why are you all so bad at driving
>>73777196
Your country actually cares enough about themselves and their own.
always put your own people first and foremost.
>>73782674
The countryside is, but here is better.
Their cities and towns are hideous, however. Go to Geneva. If you make it out of the train station alive you will find that someone has graffiti REFUGEES WELCOME in 5m letters under the road bridge. This is amazing, as they actually managed to find a wall thst wasn't already covered in paint.
>>73782671
That's pretty cool. It's a honor to have such a great neighbor.
>>73782766
We have very strict traffic laws in Switzerland thus if we are in another country we let off steam.
your faggot thread got deleted hope u got banned
>>73782914
>French Part
>Switzerland
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEE!
>>73783111
whats wrong
>>73782914
>here is better
Your country is literally shit, eurocuck.
>>73777196
can confirm, medpacks are racist
>>73783229
De köderet dich nume kolleg
>>73782671
t. fritzl
The Swiss are the last true Germans. Germany's cucked, Prussia is kill, Nederlanders are cucks, Austrians are cucks, I don't think Sudetenlanders still exist.
Switzerland - The last hope of the German people.
>>73783467
tipical amerishit post. i dont know why we even tolerate you here.
>>73777196
My friend's sister is not Swiss, but she was born there and she just married the blackest man you ever saw and has popped out his kids, that little family are well on the way to full Swiss citizenship. You're cucked and you don't even know it.
>>73783467
Just visit it. Once is all it takes. Any city you like.
Of course you never actually will so stick to imagemacros.
>>73783520
did you kill them all?
>>73783520
They have the highest amount of black on white marriage in Europe.
Not guys from the Carribean either, actual spear throwers. Every Swiss girl has had a black boyfriend.
>>73783561
Why are you so jealous man?
Hey guys, Austria is really a great country!!
Are you happy now? Did you get enough attention?
>>73783651
well he was hanging around poor countries all the time, he was the cool and wealthy one, now he met you and he cant handle being second.
Switzerland is full of Ashkenazi Jews.
>>73777196
Do Swiss women like Americans? I worked with a guy who played basketball over there and he said Swiss women would beg him to take them back to the US.
>tfw no Swiss qt's beg me for a green card
>>73783561
This guy is so butthurt about not living there and not being able to because it would need him 10 years of work. So close from us but also so far.
Enjoy your muslims cocks before you get murdered.
>>73777196
foreign residents make up 25 percent of the pop, sure they are mostly other euros but still
>>73783632
>Not guys from the Carribean either, actual spear throwers.
>spear throwers
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>>73783501
Why did you kill the Germans in your country, Pavel?
>>73777196
Oh my God!
I now want to move there!
>>73783885
we were feeling like killing them, so we did it.
>Weeaboo
>Hates his country and right wing ideas
Faggot fuck off this site
>>73777196
You are obviously still a child.
>>73783763
Most European women love America, it's pretty normal. Living the American dream, becoming a star just from Instagram and all that shit
>>73783733
Makes sense
>>73777196
They believe the stereotypes because they are correct.
>>73777196
wtf Switzerland has a huge amount of immigrants.
>>73782189
>They all have 80s haircuts and dress like it is also the 80s.
this is my fetish send them to me
>>73784174
cant wait for Finland:Czechia finals in hockey. u gonna get rekt.
>>73784174
Because we don't naturalise them and we send them back
>>73784217
when i hover my cursor it still shows
"czech republic" does that trigger you, czechia?
>>73784304
no, not having qt bf to fuck triggers me
>>73777196
>Vote on reforming asylum law to speed up process comming up
>Right-wing parties in favor because a sped up process means more rejected asylum requests
>Left-wing parties in favor because sped up process means more accepted asylum requests
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE?
>>73783763
>swiss women qt
Dude swiss women are dykes.
>>73782520
I thought it was funny, at least.
>>73777196
Actually that's the reason why I like them, they care for their cultur and don't give a fuck about anyone.
t. Swiss/Assyrian
>>73784379
gaytheist detected
>>73784379
>>73785044
>gaytheist
what
>>73777196
This is why it's the only country I'll be visiting this summer on my honeymoon. Not even leaving the airport in London...
>>73784464
Wenn d'SP deför isch, isch scho mol verdächtig oder. Aber eigentlich machts sinn
Die meiste Flüchtling chönd do blibe und werde agnoh. Das heisst, je schneller s'Verfahre goht, desto meh chamer "verarbeite", also desto meh chamer ufneh und somit de Lüt schneller helfe. Also genau das wo d'SP wot, meh Flüchtling.
In Holland, wo sie au en gratis Awalt hend düend schinbar die meiste Flüchtling de Entscheid witerzieh.
Und Enteignig esch jo au no so öppis.
>>73777196
Stay mad bitch nigga
>>73781643
I'm not American
>>73785098
pls dont use negro images when responding to me.
>>73777273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUIueRBuiVk
Because you are of a neutral
>>73777377
nice digits man.
It's just a bait..
>>73785310
>of a neutral
it always fascinates me how amerishits can butcher english
>>73777196
there's war in my country too anon, spread your socialist tolerant borders bitch boy :^)
>>73785479
it's spurdo speak, lurk more pinoy
>>73777196
Maybe you should emigrate then
>>73786005
if something its poland ball speak you idiot
>>73782671
Remember when we beat you habsburgers the fuck outside the soil of switzerland. You losers are worse in almost everything.
>>73786137
Habsburg is in Aargau, innit?
>>73786763
yeah but the colony is the modern austria.
Why does this obvious bait thread have any replies
>>73778222
Nice trips
So what happens if they refuse to work? They get thrown out onto the street to starve?
>>73782671
w u so buttmad Franz J ?
>captcha: select all the mountains
I'm 22 years old, born in Switzerland, croatian genes. Both of my parents are croatian. We are swiss citizens since 10 years, maybe a little more.
My grandparents came to Switzerland in the 70s but have gone back to Croatia about 10 years ago.
I have some friends that think they are more swiss than I am, simply because of genetics. These same individuals happen to have slightly worse swiss language than me. Also on a side note, I feel it's worth mentioning that I don't speak croatian particularly well.
Also, I have a very croatian name.
What does /pol/ think? How swiss am I?
>>73777196
>be swissfag
>walking down street enjoying the weather
>see a group of dark skinned pals
>walk over and say hello
"EYO NIGGA U TALKIN SHIT GIVE ME YOUR WALLET YOU RACIS"
>oh shit they called me racist
>give dark friends wallet
"SHOES TOO NIGGA TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF WHITE BOY"
>give negro male my shoes
>they hit me in the head and run away with most my valuable belongs
>wake up and notice they didn't take my shitty army knife
>smile and feel great because at least you're not a racist
>get home and decide to go on /pol/ and post about how you're not a racist
>this thread
>DESIGNATED
>HEALING
>BOX
>>73777196
cuck /pol/ is so full of new faggots they can't even read the thread.
1/10 it is like posting bait in youtube comments and clubbing baby seals
>>73788491
/pol/ is the easiest board to bait
>>73777244
EH CHEEBAI
>>73779674
Never change swissbros.
>>73777196
>>tfw this dumb population believe in stereotypes about black people
The only time someone has ever tried to mug me was in Switzerland. By an African immigrant who was surprised when I spoke English back to him.
>tfw stereotypes are confirmed sometimes
>>73777196
Where do I sign up? Sounds like best country.
>>73777196
it's a fine country, despite your delusions
