Mad fucking bantz
In a perfect world, he would be the Attorney General under Trump.
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=558112068
>>73755986
>no bids
wtf?
Probably still had that nigger soul in it so it's worth nothing
>starting ask: 5k
it's a shit tier gun, its only value is its history
>>73756271
only 18k views.
>>73756462
No but it has +50% damage against POC enchant
Zimmy is lucky he got 1 shot one kill, the Kel-Tec pistols are notorious for malfunctioning after the 1st shot.
>>73756271
>This Auction hasn't started. It will start on 5/12/2016 at 11:00:00 AM ET
>>73756462
Pretty big history though I'd spend 5k to own that. Plus you know it's going to a good cause
>item condition:
>used
as far as im concerned zimmerman is just a dirty jew spic.
>>73756540
Kek
>>73756271
Auction hasn't started yet.
I am going to bid $1488.00 when the auction opens
>>73756603
oh.
>gets taken down by anti racist activists.
>>73756462
That's the type of thing I'd expect a black guy to buy and shoot white people with it as revenge.
>>73756603
>>73756689
oh f me
>>73756462
it increases enemy's fear
Why is /k/ not eating this up?
>>73756944
>gunbroker
Probably not, we'll see though.
I hope whoever buys this continues its legacy.
>>73756540
Underrated post
I bet this auction will upset some people :-)
>>73757095
kel-tec's are shit and we don't care about Trayvon
>>73756955
>implying African Americans could afford the $ 5k starting bid
>>73756588
>notorious for malfunctioning after the 1st shot
Nigga did you even watch the trial? It did jam.
Zim Zam got a lucky instakill shot off at point blank right into Obama son's heart, then the gun failed to chamber another round. It was actually used as evidence that there was a struggle for the gun, as the jam was likely caused by another hand on the slide or getting caught up in clothing.
>>73757160
>>73756540
>person who buys it continues in the nigger-killing tradition, and so on through its subsequent owners down the generations
>the weapon develops status as a legendary nigger slayer, is dubbed Nigbane
>>73756540
>>>73756462
>No but it has +50% damage against POC enchant
Zimmerman the Defiler's Blessed Hand Cannon
Holy Arm
Swiftshot: +30 Dex
Zim Zam: +100 Damage against nonwhite enemies
Special perk: Innocent until proven Guilty
Every time you win a court case, increase bonus given by Zim Zam by 50
Watching that trial was one of the best times I've had on /pol/
>>73756540
>+100 damage to non white enemies
>>73757778
Fuck, I miss those times. Fucking jaffa
>>73756817
>starting bid is $5000
Nope
>>73755986
Somebody post this pic.
you just know some nigger group is going to attempt to bid on it and if they win they'll put in some anti-racism museum
and we'll find out later that the group is funded by soros
>keltec
>>73758501
Doubtful, look where the proceeds go:
>a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy's persecution career and Hillary Clinton's anti-firearm rhetoric
THIS SIDEARM WILL BE MINE YOU POOR ASS NO MONEY FAGGOTS
>>73755986
Why do I get the feeling that someone from /pol/ will probably end up owning this and then posting about it here?
I wonder if it has a notch in the handle. And whether you get a bag of skittles with it too
>yfw some shiteating libtard buys it and turns it into an art piece
>>73756540
I heard it has 100% to get a critical hit if the enemy succeeds in a sneak attack and you get rooted.
>>73757778
>438 KB
zimmerman trail was the peak of /pol/ ... nothing else will ever come close... the skype testimony interference was top kek
>>73755986
Holy fuck I want that. A piece of American history, right there. What should we call it? Every badass weapon needs a name. The Trayboomer? The Dindu Nuffin? The Zimmerman Special?
>>73756661
ayy
>>73757778
>>73758248
>>73759111
It will probably never be as exhilarating or easily disrupted but we stand to see some pretty ridiculous shit go down in the near future.
>>73759187
Zim Zam Blim Blam
>>73758996
>yfw a liberal buys it to have it destroyed.
>>73756955
>implying they can pass the background check
http://www.cleveland.com/cityhall/index.ssf/2016/05/smithsonian_institution_seeks.html
Maybe the Smithsonian will buy it
>>73759187
BNK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_yCVHTsRyc
>>73755986
It may be a shit gun but it certainly is an heirloom no doubt.
>>73759461
Please do. The amount of dindu and libcuck butthurt would be magical.
>>73757463
I want YOU to write the scenarios for quest in a new elders scrolls game.
>>73755986
>proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy's persecution career and Hillary Clinton's anti-firearm rhetoric. Now is your opportunity to own a piece of American History. Good Luck. Your friend, George M. Zimmerman ~Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum~
No fucking way.
>>73759821
Is it even real?
>>73759821
wew fucking lad
Zim Zam is based as fuck. Glad to see some nigger hasn't already killed him.
>>73759821
zim zam is proof mexicunts arent all bad
>>73756540
LOLing hard at this whole thread.
>>73756540
>Zim zam's flim flam
>Attack Power(1,923-7,542)
>+548 Agility
>+547 Critical Strike
>Increased damage against non-white attackers and roots them in place for 50 seconds.
>>73757463
I hope that gun makes an appearance in the race war and its very presence on the battlefield sends niggers into a panicked frenzy.
I bet Moonman's gonna buy it for his triple K mafia.
Best part, he said the proceeds are going to fund opposition to BLM and Clinton's campaign.
So fuckin based
>>73760056
why is half peruvian zimmerman proof of that?
>>73757330
or by it being a kel-tec
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
>>73756661
>used
>>73760588
>88
Kek commands it.
>>73756462
>its only value is its history
Has there been a more high profile gun in the last 10 years?
>>73757095
>Why is /k/ not eating this up?
/k/ loves niggers that why
>>73757463
>dubbed Dindubane
Damn, this thread is so awesome.
Zim-Zam will always be the King of /pol/
>>73760943
>mfw I see Bernigger shills on /k/
>>73755986
If he sells his Noble Phantasm will he still become a Heroic Spirit?
>>73761500
nostalgia bomb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EjR2bxzjm3
>>73761578
They have ruined both /k/ and /o/
/pol/ is all I have left
>>73757778
>>73762065
/k/ was never a /pol/fag board, neither was /o/
just because people tell you to fuck off when you start angrily posting about how germany lost world war 2 because of the jews doesn't make everyone a "bernigger shill"
>>73760943
/k/ here: I can confirm. /k/ is an armed wing of sjw basically
>>73760943
/k/ is SJW shit now. Should we retake it?
>>73762502
We must retake /k/
>>73759461
They are currently constructing a Smithsonian African American History Museum right now on the Mall in DC. I think this would make a fine addition to their collection.
side note;
Isn't that such a beautiful building? Doesn't it just "mesh" right in front of the Washington Monument so well? Powerful!
>>73759461
Wouldn't they display it in a negative context?
>>73762886
>Niggas have it a little rough picking cotton for a few hundred years
>Ignore the torment faced by all peoples across human history, for much longer periods of time
>Ignore chink railroad builders who were far less valuable and more expendable to their bosses than slaves
>Ignore Injuns
GUYS, PICKING COTTON REALLY SUCKS, OKAY?
>>73763179
Fucking kek
>>73755986
Haha, that's hilarious.
>>73756588
My buddy's PF-9 would eject the magazine about 1/4" after the first shot—just enough to not load the next round.
>>73762378
>>73762502
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>73758268
$14,880 then
>The pistol currently has the case number written on it in silver permanent marker.
wtf, did the govt ruin zimzams gun?
>>73759187
Flim flam zilla the nigga killa.
>>73760588
>88
All heil!
>Condition: Used
zimzam posting was the best of times on /pol/ i can't really enjoy trump posting, it's not really all that fun.
pls post pic of him with his best friends. that drawing was hilarious
>>73757463
>meanwhile on /qst/
You have inherited nigbane after many generations and must embark to Detroit to fulfill your duty.
Fresh off the presses
>>73757614
Kek
I've heard some say there is a prophecy, of a coming time when the white man will face his darkest hour, beset on all sides by the savage dindus. Two weapons of legend, great artifacts of power and racism will return to us. The first is Nigbane, wielded by the vigilant guardian Zim-Zam, remover of hoodies. The second of these is called King Leopold's Revenge, borne into battle by the Rhodesian Templar Sir Roof.
According to ledgend, when these two ancient weapons return the great sage Ben Garrison will forge the key to our salvation, and use its power to break the seals of eldritch darkie magic binding our true savior. The avatar of vengeance and race war incarnate will be called from his slumber yet again to do battle. The earth will split and cries of bix nood will echo in his presence. The Moon Man has returned.
>>73756357
Its worth 3/5 of previous price
>>73755986
Does it go "zam" when you shoot it?
>>73759187
>The Zimmerman Special
I don't know why, but I keked
>The firearm is fully functional as the attempts by the Department of Justice on behalf of B. Hussein Obama
> I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers
The fucking Zam gives no fucks
>>73760541
>be American
>not referring to all Spaniards as Mexican
You must be a stones throw away from the maple niggers
