TOWERMAN, SEQUEL TO TREE MAN, PART OF THE CLIMBING CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo [Embed]
reposting poetry
first for kek
Sial Kek!
quad 5's determine how it ends.
IT'S LIKE A CAR CHASE BUT THIS IS ON A TOWER
>>73743034
Okay that's it enough we're clearly influencing reality somehow with our collective thoughts and shaping it according to our meme stop playing with fire /pol/.
Speed at impact will be 65 MPH.
IS IT FINALLY HERE?
THE HAPPENING?
PLACE YOUR BETS
>voluntarily climbs down
>jumps off
>slips and falls on accident
>blown off by wind
>suicide with gun
>threatens police with gun and gets shot
>storm rolls in and he gets zapped by lightning
>>73743304
TELL ME ABOUT THE NIG
WHY DOES HE STAND ON THE 5?
thread theme
https://youtu.be/KZaz7OqyTHQ?t=27s
GUYS IT'S KIND OF LIKE A CAR CHASE BUT THIS IS ON A TOWER
I hope he waits until Kinsey is there to jump. I love her reactions when shit happens.
>5's look like bananas
>He thought they were food
JUMP YOU CHIMP
JUMP SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
Someone post the meme where there's three men
one is against a wall
the other is standing on top of a pile of books, and can see beyond the wall, and there's despair
and the other is standing on a bigger pile of books, and can see t
I really want to see him jump
>>73743434
Got my money on Voluntary climbs down
>>73743304
Man falls to his death, dual repeating digits confirm
what is it with Fox and their helos lasting five seconds recently
>>73743394
>>73743408
>>73743479
>>73743434
>helicopter runs out of gas and we will never know
Why don't they just snipe him?
>>73743534
WUZ
first one to get 55 desice what nigger do
>>73743434
Smart money is he voluntarily comes down but I hope one of the options involving a gun happens.
California gets the best happenings.
>>73743569
Jump nigger jump
>>73743434
5 sign will crack or jump
>>73743569
jump nigger jump
Fox 10 poll now! What will last longer? Nigger on tower or helicopter's gas supply?
Top kek this guys is making this broadcast enjoyable
>>73743578
fly nigga fly
>>73743569
JUMP NIGGER JUMP
>>73743606
lel
>>73743304
He wants attention you stupid assholes.
Just ignore him. If he falls, who gives a shit?
>>73743606
That's some GTA shit
DO A FLIP!
Tfw the video stops. Tfw there could be nigger guts on the street and I missed it
>>73743578
he jumps
>>73743452
No one cared who I was until I got on the 5
>>73743304
How do we get a man in a robot costume to shout with a megaphone "do a flip!" ???
/pol/ we can do this!
>>73743578
He gon go splat.
>>73743569
JUMP NIGGER JUMP
>yfw he has a note saying he killed himself because of Trump
>>73743708
YOU'RE A BLACK MAN
>>73743434
slips and falls on accident
>>73743569
jimp nagger jimp
>>73743666
shoo satan
>>73743578
top of the 5 will break off and he will fall and break his neck on one of the beams
>>73743666
satan is speaking
>>73743682
>black man jumps
>black man's family sues the city
>>73743434
>suicide by cop then "he dindu nuffin"
>>73743751
For you
>>73743304
Guys has anyone else noticed how bad those cussions are placed? He is so fucked if he jumps what a scam
JUMP
NEGRO
JUMP
>>73743777
heaven trips trumps hell trips
>>73743606
you're damn right we do
FIDDY FIVE N HE GON DIE
>>73743777
Holy trips btfo satan
>>73743472
anchorman is a twat
>>73743569
jump nigger jump
>not a transmission tower
Lame. I wanted to see the nigger exploding.
I just realized this coon is wearing Jordans
>Maybe he will finally jump
Mike secretly wants a dead nigger confirmed.
Why the fuck would he jump? Niggers are treated like royalty in your country.
Lol guy totally disappointed he hasn't jumped
>>73743827
yeah they're 1 meter apart from the other. I'm voting he jumps but misses
>>73743304
If this post doesn't have repeating digits then Kek ashit. ASHIT!
>>73743777
>>73743883
I wonder who they belong to
>>73743811
shit yeah
nice work anon
Everyone tweet
>https://twitter.com/MikePacheFox10
and spam him with bane posts until he reads one
>the tower man seems pretty chill
>>73743832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>black men can't jump
>camera comes off him
>he jumps while it's off him
Fuck you, Mike.
is it me or LA seems like a nice place to live
>>73743911
he is mighty and has proved as much
WHAT THE FUCK CAMERAMAN REE
>>73743911
Your faith was merely tested
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
>>73743811
impressive
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN :^)
looks like the autistic cameraman regained control
>Anything can happen
>Literally only two outcomes
post yfw he jumps
i mean the cameraman
How has he not gotten bored yet? He's been up there for nearly an hour.
FUCKING DO SOMETHING. YOU'RE WASTING EVERYONE ELSE'S TIME.
>>73743854
best happening ever
getting real tired of you shit mike
How do you think the media will spin this if he jumps?
Or lives?
DO IT FAGGOT!
>>73743434
>Yakub arrives and takes him to Nibiru in his spaceship
>>73743304
>>73743963
It's actually not bad aside from crime and high rent.
Someone drop some supply crates of Grape Juice and weed the man is clearly suicidal because of his lack of both.
5s for him to jump
>where pretty much anything can happen
>mike has arranged flying monkeys to take tower man back to africa
>>73743911
how dare you question Kek. i hope youve learned your lesson
>>73744004
"we thought he was gonna jump, *slightly sadder tone* but he didn't."
>>73743911
i-i am ashamed my faith wavered. Forgive me. PRAISE HIM
Jeez FOX is a bunch of slimy cunts. The guy just said "Thanks to the 1,100 of you watching on the stream here...where pretty much anything can happen."
This is a serious situation and this fucker is teasing that you might see some gore.
>>73744043
>How do you think the media will spin this if he jumps?
get off /pol/ for awhile m8
IT'S GO TIME
DO A FLIP!!
"DO A FLIP"
hahaha
>Oooh, now he has his arms crossed
Gripping stuff.
>DO A FLIP
DO A FLIP
LOL
>do a flip
DO A FLIP FAGGOT
"do a flip"
>"do a flip"
> DO A FLIP
>do a flip
HE NEVER DOES
>do a flip
>do a flip
DO A FLIP
AHAHAH, I got him to say, DO A FLIP!
Do a flip
>DO A FLIP
MATTHEW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, KYS HES A HUMAN BEING!
HE SAID DO A FLIP
HE SAID IT
based Mathew S
>do a flip
Do a flip!
Anyone know what happened with the stand off on the highway in LA the other day?
HE READ A TWEET SAYING "DO A FLIP"
i love this anchor
>DO A FLIP
my sides
DO A FLIP
O
A
F
L
I
P
>>73744100
(You)
M A D M A N
g-guys did he really say do a flip
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE MUST FEEL LIKE A BIG GUY
4 U
SQUIDGIRL
FOR YOU
LMAO is this guy browses pol
BIG GUY
HOLY SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABSOLUTE MADMAN
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN HOLY FUQ
MEME TWEETS PRAISE KEK
>squid girl
>the absolute mad man
>big guy
>He must feel like a big guy up there
Every time
BIG GUY
>>73743578
How about the first to get these beautiful digits?
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>BIG GUY
absolute madman!!
big guy!!
fuck you Squidgirl
>bane posting starts
always funny
Madman!!
MADMAN BIG GUY UP THERE
MEME MAGIC
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>squidgirl: THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>73743304
Keep the tweets subtle.
BIG GUY CONFIRMED
LLLOOOLOLLLL
>THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN HE MUST FEEL LIKE A BIG GUY
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>73743304
the absolute madman!!
he must feel like a big guy!
FUCKING SQUIDGIRL
OH SHIT
BIG GUY
lol at the baneposting irl
HOLY SHIT SQUIDGIRL HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>The absolute madman, he must feel like a big guy up there.
>>73744190
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HOLY SHIT THESE NEWS CASTERS
>>73744186
HE MUST FEEL LIKE A BIG GUY
He's a big guy up there
BIG GUY
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN. HE MUST FEEL LIKE A BIG GUY UP THERE
He's waiting for a free helicopter ride off of there
A BIG GUY KEK
>>73743304
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>73744185
>madman
>big guy
WHATS HIS TWITTER?
>DO A FLIP!
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, HE MUST FEEL LIKE A BIG GUY
>the absolute madman
This is why I love /pol/ happening threads
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>The absolute madman! He must feel like a big guy up there!
Do they know, /pol/? I mean, this is the official /pol/ Fox stream, right?
>DO A FLIP
MADMAN
BIG GUY
This Persona 5 marketing campaign has gotten out of control
He's probably just a free climber who got caught.
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN?
>WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN?
PART OF HIS PLANK KEKKEKE
THE MEMES ARE TOO MUCHJ
FDDFSFS
>>73743606
That's because Cali is the biggest mental institution in the world.
well shit, here come the Baneposts
>Was getting caught part of his plan?
BASED NIGHTCRAWLER
Bane posting love on the air
WE MEMES NOW
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>DO A FLIP
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>BIG GUY
>Squid Girl says: "The absolute mad man. He must feel like a big guy up there"
SOME ONE PLEASE
"tell me about tower man, why does he wear the hat"
>>73744210
he read a tweet saying that
>was getting caught part of his plan
>>73743304
KANG KONG
>WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
BANEPOSTERS ATTACK
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
the best part of this is that the guy sounds like chris hansen
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
>WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
HOLY SHIT
is this a /tv/ meme?
>>73744158
You absolute madman! capped!
>there are people baneposting on the news
>the guy is reading it and probably knows what it is
I hope it kills itself.
>>73744330
that was me eheheh
Jesus stop it this is killing me
I am glad I stayed in this thread
>>73744185
>Swat came in
>Breaks windows
>Smokes the dindu out
>K9 gets em
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN!?
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS A CATEGORY 5 MEME MAGIC EVENT
Come on and slam! And welcome to the jam!
>>73743304
>"The absolute mad man"
>"I bet he feels like a big guy over there"
>"Was getting caught part of his plan"
Top KEK
THESE FUCKING MEMES
/tv/ will go apeshit over this
>>73744384
I'll try to get him to say, "will the fire rise?"
>>73744400
CHECKED
I'm in tears dudes
FYI, there's a 5 second delay, so if he takes flight, they're not going to show it.
Some LA anon needs to go down there and livestream this shit.
If he fell off, would he die?
Sodee pop
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A REALLY FUCKING NICE HUG
DONT FORGET THE SODA POP
>>73743569
JUMP NIGGER JUMP
>>73743569
Jump nigger jump!
WHAT IS THE TWITTER?!??!?!
>soda pop
Bo's in tha house!
>>73744408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z63cUOh803c
Haa he had to catch himself from saying hopefully he jumps
>Squid girl says "THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN"
SODA POP
who is kenzie?
HAHAHA KINSEY THE COALBURNER WILL TALK HIM DOWN
Lmao the coal burner Kinsey
FIRM HUG AND SODA POP
I missed the memes. where do I have to go
Kinsey is a coal burner so I'm sure she would enjoy that
>>73744368
>Angels
it's going to be one of those seasons
>>73744457
it would be very painful
>>73744454
they'll probably show him jump, just not the landing
NEEDS A SODY POP
>WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
Where's the chat? This fine gentleman needs some Garrison to bring him down.
THREAD MOVING FAST AS A MOFO
5 FOR A FLIP
>>73744457
It would be extremely painful
>>73744472
@MikePacheFox10
>>73744486
>>73744491
Fuck off
