TOWERMAN, SEQUEL TO TREE MAN, PART OF THE CLIMBING CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
BUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
Yep, that's a man on a tower.
>>73739664
Monkeys are used to climbing things
Is he gonna jump
he's gonna slip yo
>>73740118
>>>/pol/
fuck off
bumping for jumper
>lets hope he doesnt jump here
are you kidding me???
>>73739664
oh god I hope he jumps
That's a big 5
>>73739664
what are his demands /pol/?
How slow of a news day is it that a guy standing on a tower is considered news?
>where ANYTHING can happen
Wew, he literally just teased us with the guy jumping off. At least he knows why we're here.
>TOWER KANG
IT LOOKS LIKE TOMMY SOTOMAYOR
DIN
DU
NUFFIN
stay high, tower nigger
DONT DO IT NIGGER
>>73740182
kek
>>73739664
>>73740301
world peace and an xbox one
>>73739664
What's that nigger doing to that poor tower?
Haha, I bet he demands smokes in a few hours too.
>'muh weed'
>>73739664
PUT THE MONEY IN DUH PROGRAMS NOW
this nigger gonna jump or is he just in it for the free helicopter ride?
Top kek, he lit a cig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lObgLdtXYpU
ONE LAST SMOKE BEFORE THE FINAL DIVE
SITUATION TURNING CRITICAL!
>>73740461
word. he be smokin a joint now
>>73739664
It's where he belongs you monsters! Leave him alone!
GO HIGHER
>>73740455
I really, really like this post.
>>73739664
is this the news treeking?
only time will tell.
HE"S LOOKING AT CAMERA
the things niggas do just for free kfc.
crackhead on tower
FLIP!WHEN?
This niggas smoking a blunt
HOLY SHIT KEK HE FUKIN DROPPED HIS CIG
but then i got high, then i got high, then i got highhhh. la di da da da
>>73740545
this, he won't die from that height
the bench is right next to him, just sit on that wtf
Can he break the record?
>>73740226
Four you
Holy shit I thought he was like 20ft up, until they zoomed out, DAMN NIGGA!
Ay YO HOL UP
who's the roof nigger?
WE WUZ SPIDER MAN N SHIT
I hope a sudden gust of wind knocks his ass off.
>>73739664
He just wanted better wifi reception.
K. Keep me posted.
>>73740579
Probably got a hold of the wrong stuff!
Bump! Do a flip faggot!
>we on da top nao whyte boiz where da blak man belong befo u took it frum uz
>>73740806
same
"Hopefully the helicopter has enough gasoline"
Yeah because you'll never be able to get a news crew way out to... OH WAIT.
>>73739664
what went wrong?
>You will never watch a fight in the sky between TreeKing and TowerKang
Why live?
>>73740182
How do you guys think this will end? He'll eventually get tied/thirsty/hungry and climb down? Fire department will use their ladder and get him down?
>>73740082
That's not a man. That's a nigger.
ha he holdin up so many people in traffic. i bet they are all hoping he just jump so they could move on
>>73740883
kek
we wuz on the top of da totem pol nao white folk watch gone do?
Just jump faggot, I've got to go to work soon
finally a happening. i was about to take a nap
>>73739664
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
>ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN
>ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN
>ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN
>ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN
>ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN
>ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN
WE WUZ RADIOS AN SHEEIT
>>73741003
It's 9 at night. Pick up better shifts.
>>73740915
i don't get it
hes like a cat in a tree. they go up but refuse to come down.
5 bucks he won't jump
I wonder how KTLA is covering it.
>>73741003
Why does a US news station livestream such a thing? It's mind boggling to me.
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
>>73740972
hey now he is 3/5th a man if that
>>73741050
>what are timezones
>>73741080
>they
Excuse me?
>>73739664
that's a shitty height, he won't die, just potato himself
>>73740970
He'll puss out and get come down with the fireman. If he really wanted to die he'd have at least tried to rob a check cashing place first.
If only someone with one of those really powerful 150mw green laser pointers was fucking him in the eyes just to see what he'd do.
>>73740182
You made me double check. Well done.
>>73739664
>37 hours later, he finally comes down
>News crews ask, "What were you doing up there?"
>"Bruh, check muh mixtape."
I think the cameraman is autistic
Whats with the pointing into the distance?
Are they trying to be photogenic?
>>73739664
Civilized man (white) climbs tree (nature)
Ape (black) climbs tower (not nature)
he will never be as good as tree king :( now im sad
I wanna go high, Gilbert!
>>73741093
would you rather not see an man on a tower or see an man on a tower? think about that
>>73741093
Why not?
>>73741118
>he doesn't live in one of the original thirteen colonies
You're irrelevant, your state is irrelevant, and you are subhuman trash.
>oh, he's not that high up.
and then they zoomed out.
>this artsy ass cameraman
JUST SHOW THE TOWER NIG
>>73741150
How do you know he didn't?
Another stream from LA
What the fuck never happens in LA?
what the fuck is the camera doing
jesus christ
Treeking blesses this thread
That man is going to get caught slippin
>>73741093
Because we're not pussy ass faggots that lost two world wars and let a bunch of towel heads take over our country. Fuck you
>>73741192
Fuck you cuckboy.
Let's not forget the dragged that retarded apple tossing hobo to the ground and wheeled him out on a fucking stretcher. I hope this asshole gets the same treatment.
This is what happens when you let the guy with ADHD control the camera.
DIS NIGGA GOT 5 ON IT!
How much money do you think it costs having all those firefighters, police, EMTs and vehicles out there?
>>73741049
is Kinsey covering this?
breaking news:
man on tower
can drone bro knock him off the tower?
>>73741364
more than that nigger makes in 10 years
>>73741225
"I was traveling not driving"
I live nearby. Just heard a bunch of sirens. This will fuck up traffic big time.
hope that faggot falls
>>73739664
man climbs (insert object here) threads are always top tier
>>73739664
>nigger
just shoot him
Wow nice shot of a telephone pole there
>>73741326
It was an observation, relax.
shouldn't put news #cruzmissile now
shouldn't put news crews on any "jumpers" obviously they're all doing it for attention.
Fuck this asshole ruining traffic in Hollywood for everyone for no fucking reason.
lol that part of LA is a shitshow in terms of traffic at this time anyway
is there another stream without the autistic cameraman
>>73741383
This is what really matters. Where is the queen?
>>73741460
I'm sure you have a lot of experience shooting unarmed people
This cameraman is either very high or a fucking potato
>>73741364
why are they even there? why would they need more than 1 car
>>73741364
About Tree fiddy
i want to slice this camerman
>>73741220
Being fed like a pig makes you become one. Mentally as well physically.
>>73741223
Because it exploits a personal tragedy.
This event is in no interest to the broad public.
>15 rescue vehicles in the road for this guy
kek
wtf is wrong with this camera guy?
>>73741545
>>73741545
>>73741545
please i cant take this anymore
>>73741570
Or balancing a camera in helicopter is a bit difficult.
Instead of a thousand fire trucks and a bouncy castle get up below the tower, they should just put a tarp down and have some mexicans on standby for cleanup.
>>73741635
I thought it was illegal to eat pigs in Germany.
Having this shit be streamed live honestly is just motivation for attention whores (which this guy probably is) to do similar shit like this.
Someone who lives in the area should run out and yell "GUN! GUN! HE HAS A GUN!"
>>73741520
HE BEEZ TAKIN' BAK DUH TRAFICK DEE-NEYED DA BROTHA MAN FO' FO' HUNNERED YEAHS, MUTHAFUKKAS.
>>73739664
God if this is as good as tree king I might take tomorrow morning offs.
Hello ladies.
dobs and the nig nog falls to his death. His tombstone will read "Black lives splatter" RIP.
>>73741592
I don't think it's our guy Stu: https://twitter.com/StringerLA
So what are the odds of this guy doing a swan dive or at least a few flips?
>>73741383
not yet; she should be taking over after Mike's shift is over though
>>73741635
oh forgot I was talking to a german. here in america the "broad public" are interested in entertainment
I came here to watch a nignog chimp out on a tower not this fucking wetback camera man try to spot out the next whore he's gunna rape tonight
>>73739664
What ever happened to the california car chase that had the whole highway cut off, I went to bed right as the swat arrived.
>>73741581
So the city can say "we did all we could to save him" when he becomes a street pancake
Super Fly?
>>73741748
hahaha xD
>>73739664
chimps gunna chimp
>>73741566
>slimes
>people
>>73741661
The camera is mounted on a gyro rig outside of the chopper. It's all remote controlled.
>>73741704
LA niggers would do this retarded shit anyway
it's like the internet in general: it doesn't make you stupid, it makes your stupidity more available to others
>>73741787
guy got mauled by police dogs
SHOW THE NIGNOG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73741787
Absolutely nothing
Dindu popped out and that was all
>>73741642
Are they gonna hold traffic back for miles and for 2 hours like with those 2 spics last week?
>>73741787
they arrested the fucker and the police dog had a go at him
>>73741791
He will get a Hollywood Star in honor
>>73741566
It's just a nigger. Plenty more where he came from.
>>73741834
oh high tech
holy shit they set up airbags for this cunt? You have to be kidding me.
The fire dept does this shit just so they look like they're performing some function.
STOP FUCKING ZOOMING OUT
>YFW he shoots himself and falls off
this is probably the same helicopter cam guy that filmed that car the other night
he has a habit of filming other shit instead of what people want to see
>durrr lets look at the traffic for 30 minutes!!!1
by the time he zooms in on the right spot it will be too dark or he'll have to refuel or something
WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE TOWER?
FUCK IT THE NIGGERS NOT GOING TO JUMP AND THE CAMERA MAN HAS AUTISM
I'M GOING TO BED WHAT A WASTE OF TIME
>>73739664
stupid news, they are just filming a king kong remake
>>73741869
This camera guy always sucks. There was a nigger getting SWAT'd on the highway the other week and he was just filming the traffic instead
>>73741875
>>73741864
>>73741891
I knew he was black, thanks anons
He's getting higher. But I thought he dropped his blunt?
>>73741769
She's so cute, I want to[spoiler]spoon with[/spoiler] her
>>73741937
they're more like bounce houses.
Memetrics bless us for him to miss the blow up thingy
>>73741979
HE JUMPED
>Live: Man on Tower
>News barely shows the tower
Got-damn liberal media.
>>73742003
>>73742033
>dubs
Thank you Kek
>>73742002
50 bucks on a jump
If he hits the corner/side of those bags it's going to throw him back into the tower.
>dis gun b gud!
>>73739664
facing outwards like that makes me think he wants to jump
Let's use meme magic to help the man down. Reply to this post with
JUMP NIGGER JUMP
He's gunna jump in the next 5 minutes , check em
Anybody catch that nigger stealing a bike just now?
>>73739664
Is there no audio?
>>73742043
He didn't fly so good.
BICYCLE COP HAS ARRIVED
Has anyone checked KTLA's live stream?
I can't get it to load.
DISCOVER THE POWER OF 5
lets catch him, pol
I told Tyrone to climb up the KTLA tower.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahah!
>>73741635
>exploiting personal tragedy
What else is there to report on? Americans aren't interested in forklifts.
nice classic arbys signage right there
Check 'em
>>73742173
JUMP NIGGER JUMP
>>73742173
JUMP NIGGER JUMP
They already have 3 of those air cushions under the tower. Nothing's gonna happen if he jumps but holy shit that traffic
>tfw watching ktla news show a man climb ktla tower
Lol
Probably just Steve-o doing more PETA shit or someshit.
>>73742057
its because the tower is white
>>73742173
Take your racism elsewhere please
if he stands up there for a week i will become a blm supporter
>>73742103
i'll take that bet the cunt will climb down.
>dat arbys doe
No idea how it stays open other than to feed the homeless wandering that area.
fun fact: those are the old desilou studios
also, a buddy of mine got popped for picking up a hooker in that area
NIGNOG IS A ROBBER
>nig involved in a robbery
HOL UP
>>73742265
Checkd
Possibly involved in a robbery.
You don't say.
>robbery
who could have guessed?
>>73742265
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>he was possibly involved in a robbery
>possibly
please.
come on.
no shit
>>73741703
hee hee
>nigger
>confirmed robber
P O E T R Y
>>73742265
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73742292
>probably involved in a robbery
oh really whoda thunk it :^)
>>73742265
>discover the power of a 5
>5
Kek has arrived
>>73739664
>60 feet up
How much is that in real measurements?
Possible robbery beforehand senpai.
Could tell you what state of mind he's in.
A ROBBERY??? SURELY YOU JEST! UNBELIEVABLE!
>>73742265
nice
I hope he'll get down safely and receive mental help and support. I can only imagine what drives people to such desperate acts for cry for help.
>he's black
Just kidding.
>"He was possible involved in a robbery before hand"
WE WUZ THIEVES
>>73742367
6 story building
THE COP SQUAD
>>73742401
He's not black?
>>73742275
not true. if he hits the corner or near the side of the bag it'll throw him into the tower. you gotta hit the center of those fucking bags.
I saw a stuntman get killed that way.
>>73742367
Only faggots use metric
>>73742367
20 yards.
>>73742367
14 emus m8
>>73742116
>Jump off tower
>Grab blunt off sidewalk
>Hit bag
>Bounced back up onto tower
>finish blunt
>>73742265
trips man
>5, 5, KTLA 5
>>73742367
720 inches
>>73742265
>▶
>>73742367
bout ten roo's mate
>>73742367
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+60+feet+in+furlongs
>>73741174
It's pretty cold and windy here in hell a right now.. When the fog starts Rollin in, he ain't gonna stay up there much longer.
t. Watching fog roll in at LAX
>>73742413
ty fren
>>73740317
Turns out jews don't like covering non-white crime
STOP MOVING THE CAMERA
pls make him jump lord kek
in soviet russia, bank robs you
>nignog couldn't get welfare
>decides to fake mental illness
>can't convince any doctors
>pulls this shit
hope he slips
>>73742367
approximately 13 didgeridoos
55 DUBS THIS NIGGA GOT DUBS
Head on angle boys
>>73742457
kek
niggas got a hard haid
>>73739664
Towerman vs Treeking. Who wins?
>>73742544
>44
>>73742566
>66
>>73742511
pretty sure that's everywhere Red Shield is m8
JUMP INCOMING LADS
Fuck pol, Im completely disappointed in you
Why we aren't commenting this on twitter with the hastag #DoAFlipFaggot
Also
>We Wuz Antennas and shit
HE ABOUT TO DO IT
the nig has a gun
>man above the five
>now adjusting hat, possible jump eminent.
is this it?? happening?
