These guys knock on your door and demand you step outside and face your punishment. What do you do pol?
>>73734861
*castle law*
wip out my combat spoon and attack
>>73734861
Kill all of them without much effort
>>73734861
Get my AR-15 and shoot them in the fuck head
mantrapping and flamables
>>73734861
Say, "Selam aleykum, brothers" and laugh as they have knocked on the wrong door, then go out on patrol with my fellow Sharia officers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h11uEvGc7u8
>>73734861
shotgun
>>73734861
Hope your virgins are ready for you boys.
>>73734861
Swiss cheese with pork blood bullets.
>>73734861
This threb is now a sharia gondroled zone :DD
post halal only below
>>73735415
Sounds like you don't know what you're saying.
"Assalamulaikum" from them.
"Walaikum salam" from you.
>>73734861
throw bacon at them
>>73734861
Kek, I've seen these people get arrested by the police in front of my eyes. I doubt they're going to come to my door and make demands.
Ask if they have a punishment licence
If not whip out my butter licence and procced to paper cut them to death until the police turn up since a neighbour saw my tv and i do not have a tv licence.
I get taken away and my house gets turned over to a new immigrant rape brothel.
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>>73735871
Wow look at all these badass americans.
>>73736374
Swedecucks says what?
>>73736243
Underrated post
>>73734861
Put my states "stand your ground" self-defense laws to the test.
>>73736374
We get it Sven, you like sand dick in your rectum. You don't need to drive the point home.
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>>73736374
Are you triggered by our laws protecting our property and lives?
Sweden, not even once.
*opens door*
Morning lads, may I assert that you produce before me your acquired licence, provided by HM Government on behalf of the crown, the constituency, the commonwealth and the caliphate of Bradford East, that would enable you to legally enquire as to my personal private activities, religious or otherwise?
*muslims start to tremor in apprehension*
I see your lack of a government issued license, and raise you one license for the concealed carry of a non-serrated combat spork with a blade length or 2 inches or under.
*muslims shake more violently, visibly scared of the vastness of my permits*
Furthermore, I would like to enquire as to your headgear. May I ask for proof of a legally binding license for the open exposure of a nylon/polyester blend garment on green belt land, my old mucker?
*muslims spasm and convulse, their eyes rolling up into their head as I sip my Yorkie Best hard water tea*
As much as I have enjoyed this chat, my Sunni counterparts, I must regretfully implore your departure. For, have not you seen?
*my thimbled finger points to the blue and white sticker above the doorbell*
No door to door traders, blud
*muslims seizure so violently that they begin to vapourise, shaking off the flakes of skin with each involuntary contraction, until they return to the earth from whence they came*
'Scuse me blokes, step aside. It's bin day and I shan't do well to miss it
>>73737851
kek upvoted my dude
>>73734861
Cut their heads off with a scimitar.
>>73737851
Top fuckin kek
>>73734861
Close the door. If they continue to harass me I call the police. If they enter, I slap them with bacon
>>73735992
I FOUND ONE!
