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UPCOMING EVENTS
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RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
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INTERVIEWS
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII [Embed]
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
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>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
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>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
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>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
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ENTERTAINMENT
>Boss Nigger Theme
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>Trump Rap
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>Clinton: Season of the Witch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkGP-tVoDyI [Embed]
>Trump SLAMS Clinton on Benghazi
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFPCtFfmhWB/
>Cenk of TYT Breaks Down over Trump-Clinton Polls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8NQ7jUDbSI [Embed]
>Trumping the Dorms!
https://twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/730013452777836544
>The Idiocy of Trump Haters Exposed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h3lnX1l5hA [Embed]
Official /Trump/ Playlist
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CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
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https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
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THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
>>73731028
someone post the donald duck comics! I can't seem to find them. Theres one with hillary and one with warren.
>>73731057
Trump isn't picking his VP until the convention right?
MOVEMENT!
>>73731150
Yup
>>73731150
Correct
MOVEMENT
if this was one of us, fucking kek
THIS IS HOW YOU FLIP THEM BOYS, TAKE NOTES ON THE JEWRY.
>>73731150
that is correct
Who here Trump/Paul 2016
CHOO CHOO
>>73731183
I want to pet her hair and tell her eveything is going to be fine.
KEK!
>>73731028
Everybody! I have a plan
What if we all tweeted and wrote letters to Trump telling him to make Designated Shitposting OP an American citizen once he's elected
>>73731268
It's like the opening shot to vore fetish porn.
Why do you suppose he stopped talking
>>73731380
Knowing Sanders, he'd rather watch his wife get eaten.
https://twitter.com/CleveBryan/status/730484812415406081
lol, hillary's campaign is a fucking embarassment
>>73731150
He's already chosen
I hope Hillary wins and for once we can have a respected female idol.
>>73731324
Willing to trade places with someone who wants to leave the Greatest Country
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-caitlyn-jenner-bathroom-tower/story?id=38566263
Trump says Caitlyn Jenner can use whatever bathroom she wants at trump tower, and that North Carolina should let people use the bathroom they feel is appropriate.
How does this make you feel?
Glenn Beck has just entered the acceptance stage.
Will Ben Shoahpiro ever come home?
>>73731324
>Blackwell
>>73731479
>le cancer man
>>73731150
>Trump isn't picking his VP until the convention right?
He isn't announcing his pick until the convention. He'll decide before then (if he hasn't already)
>>73731451
>vore cuckold porn
Does it get more degenerate than that?
>>73731282
Didnt Trump release today that his VP will be from current running?
It could be him
>>73731500
He doesn't care about that petty shit
>>73731403
He had to prep the TAB.
>>73731479
>>73731500
>letting someone who looks like a woman and has woman parts use the womens bathroom
checks out
>>73731500
Means its a states rights issue.
>>73731472
>>73731472
>>73731472
>>73731472
OH
MY
GOD!
SEND THIS TO FOX NEWS!!!
why do you guys like trump so much? Because he is a racist?
>>73731150
It'll be decided slightly before, but won't be announced until then. It might be possible to figure out who it is a week or two before the convention though just by looking at how the likely candidates for the position are acting.
>>73731538
Let the uncucking begin
>>73731500
Sounds good to me.
There's no way you can enforce anti trans bathroom laws
>>73731485
I fucking know right? People willingly want to leave America? It's like winning the lottery and then just flushing the money down the toilet.
What the fuck is the huffington post's problem?
Literally every single Trump story is negative or has a anti-trump slant.
Trump has exposed everything to me.
>>73731500
MAGA
A
G
A
>>73731482
This t b h. I'm with her.
>They actually believed the ironic Trump meme
We Hillary Artillery now.
TRUMP IS ON GRETA IN 10MINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOX STREAM HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl_RDG-HI94
>>73731472
>scrolling through
>Hillary drawing meager crowds in those photos
We're going to win lads.
>>73731500
Makes me feel like someone is trying to distract me from shit that matters.
>>73731472
That's just un-Fucking American right there.
>>73731500
why are eastern europeans so god damn insecure they go bat shit in the mere mention of anything gay or trans
>>73731608
Answer every question with not important at all and see who it gives you.
>>73731608
fuck off cuck
>>73731601
>SEND THIS TO FOX NEWS!!!
Hannity was playing it on his radio show this afternoon. So Fox already has it, no doubt. I'd expect to see it again on his TV show on Fox tonight.
>>73731500
Good, Trump shouldn't get caught up in that petty shit.
I live in NC and I wish all trannies would drop dead but if they pass no way to catch them.
Law really only effects fags in dresses.
>pic very unrelated
>>73731538
Probably after Trump reminds everyone why Hillary is terrible
>>73731581
He said its a 40% chance its another candidate and he said there are 5 candidates for VP considered and heavily implied its going to be a legislator (i.e. senator)
>>73731403
Nimble navigating. A+ stumping.
>>73731479
>>73731538
he's trying reverse psychology
but it is too late for him
it was always too late
>>73731583
>>73731597
>>73731598
>>73731613
>mfw Trump has made /pol/ realize tranny hating is a petty waste of time
What are /pol/'s thoughts on based Alex?
>also a daily reminder to take your Super Male Vitality along with Anthroplex
>>73731472
QUICK
SEND THIS TO BREITBART RIGHT NOW
>>73731403
He knows he got whooped by a weeb
>>73731472
wow that was just a mess
So the (piece of shit) website I use to bet on the election has changed the odds for Trumps VP pick
>Morning Jew has better odds now after Trump shunned him on Twitter
>>73731538
JESUS PAUL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
singles I vote trump.
dubs I fuck a nigress tonight.
trips I rape the 14 year old twins across the road.
quads I move to america and fuck a native
>>73731472
Send this to Michael Savage!!!
>>73731500
I literally don't give a fuck and have never given a fuck about worthless petty shit like that. People who care about this, gay marriage, or other dumb bullshit are part of the multitude of cancers ruining America. I care more about the crazy amounts of money we lose with "Free Trade". I care about all the jobs and manufacturing lost to other countries because our leaders are incompetent. I care about the stupid wars we're fighting where we don't need to be. Literally who gives a shit where someone wants to pee?
>>73731233
THEY'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73731699
ONE NATION UNDER GOD.
(don't ever put a comma in there Anon)
>>73731268
>"Wuchu mean we splitin da bill?"
>"You saying I gotta tip dis bitch 50%?"
>>73731896
Held his head under some "Cheetos."
>>73731098
Only one I have.
trump is always right
>>73731472
jesus christ this is pathetic. Trump is going to be all over this
>>73731324
>Monetizing in people's feelings
Sounds pretty jewish
>>73731915
hop on a plane to California, they wont stop you from voting without an ID
>>73731896
>>73731233
Trump has the best shills and they do it for free.
>>73731028
MAGA ME Desu
>>73731866
>Donald Trump
TRUMP/TRUMP 2016!
Ahoot
fucking triggered
>>73731500
Perfectly fine.
It was never a problem in a first place. Transsexuals used whatever bathroom for the gender they most resembled.
This is only an issue because conservative GOP idiots are trying to rouse their base and get votes.
>>73731980
No, I meant is was un-Fucking American not to say, "One Nation Under God'
>>73732048
Color?
/pol/, I don't understand.
As someone who knows people in advertising and has made ads himself, what the fuck is Clinton doing? What is her angle?
Every single ad she's released so far looks pro-Trump. Every single one. There's nothing in them that even remotely touches him; and her decisions are terrible. Dangerous Donald? Love Trumps Hate? Showing that the Establishment hates Trump - which was his main draw?
Is she trying to lose? I mean, I've wanted Trump to win since the first Republican Debate, but what the fuck is her angle? It seems totally nonsensical and absolutely against "winning the general election."
>>73731608
>hy do you guys like trump so much?
>those results
Oh come on anon, 19% Trump. You have to be a trans-mexican lesbo faggot furry with a coal-burner mom to get numbers like that
>Now that Trump is the nominee we are going to start seeing top notch Trump merch
Rubber Trump mask soon?
>>73732106
>23 tweets BTFO'd by a single statement
Come and vote everyone!
>>73732001
>>73732001
>>73732001
>>73731472
What a fucking mess
TRUMP IS ON IN 1 MIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl_RDG-HI94
Libtard tears are delicious.
>>73732106
This Indian fuck getting off the reservation.
Send her a blanket.
>>73731996
Holy shit
Who would Trump pick? Who are you going to pick?
I'll wait for the evolutions, but probably the cat.
>>73732099
>>73732164
Bitch has no idea what she's doing.
>>73732164
It's what happens when you surround yourself with yes people
>>73732164
1. vagina
2. full-time working shills
>>73732099
>Rowdy Rowlets for Trump
I knew I picked the right starter.
>>73732004
>"he wont crack double digits"
HES HIT IS CEILING
>>73732164
Trump isn't a Hillary plant.
Hillary is a Trump plant.
We're playing 4D quantum chess here anon.
Trump is a cuck.
>"Anon, you are voting for Trump right? Hillary would have me raped if she won the election"
>>73731648
People want to be winners. Huffington's just making the most out of the hate for Trump before cashing out and jumping onto the Trump Train.
>>73731996
Fuck my sides are in orbit
>>73732114
I know, wasn't directed at you. Also
ONE NATION UNDER KEK
>>73731472
FUCKING MEDIA BIAS!!! I CANT STAND IT!
IF ANY OTHER CANDIDATE FUCKED UP LIKE THIS, THERE WOULD BE ENDLESS COVERAGE AND BERATING FROM THE MEDIA!
STOP PROTECTING HER REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>73732214
GRETA THE MIDGET.
R
E
T
A
>>73732114
It's even more un-American to try and push your religion down the throats of others
>>73732250
Pokemon just needs to stop.
What the fuck even are these things, holy shit.
I'd choose the owl though, cause hoot hoot mother fucker
>not live
>>73732149
sure
TRUMP ON GRETA
TRUMP ON GRETA
TRUMP ON GRETA
TRUMP ON GRETA
TRUMP ON GRETA
TRUMP ON FOX NEWS SOON
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
>>73732250
I would also like the kitty, even though I'm a water guy.
TrumpGen spells Trump
I'll start
T
>>73731472
Wonder if she's a fan of Pepe?
https://facebook com/Susan-Shin-Angulo-103543265325
>>73732357
Cheers m8
Trump on now, soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl_RDG-HI94
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://streamfare.com/foxnews.html
>>73732400
>They never give a link
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
>>73731500
I feel nothing because I don't care
>>73732334
If Hillary hired me to rape Stacey Dash I would campaign for her so fucking hard.
TRUMP ON GRETA NOW
CARSON ON LATER
>>73732444
PRAISE HIM
>>73732250
Probably rowlett
knowing pokemon though popplio will have the coolest evolution though
>>73732394
I hate you
>>73732277
How the fuck do Russians understand that?
Russia would never just elect a vagina the way we do in the US
I would have though a Ruskie would by mystified by the concept
>>73732004
These losers don't know a winner when they see one.
god what the fuck is wrong with Greta's face?
>>73731538
Wtf? I thought he killed himself..
>>73732377
They added "Under God" just to out un-American commies during the red scare.
Obviously you failed the American test. See you later comrade.
>>73732164
She's old, the people who support her are old, and her PR people are old. They're all stuck in a bygone era, and they don't understand the information age. Trump doesn't have to try. The modern media, both mainstream and social, are doing his PR for him, so it's all current. Hillary's whole campaign is from another decade. She's basically still running the same campaign she started years ago, and it hasn't evolved at all.
>>73732543
she is white
>>73732444
T will stand for TRUMP forever. PRAISE KEK.
>>73732188
nah, that's already taken
>>73732377
Reminder that freedom of religion was never intended to include muslims or atheists
>>73731538
Paul Manafort has god-like influence
>>73732328
This is revenge for cucking her with Obama. Democrats are in for it now.
>that Cenk video
I love how the Democrats are now where Trump was presumed to be for the last 11 months. Now he's WINNING and they're absolutely losing their minds. The script has completely flipped.
>THE GOP CONVENTION IS GOING TO BE A SHITSHOW!!!
>Trump seals the deal two months in advance
>easy sailing until the convention
meanwhile...
>HILLARY'S GOING TO DESTROY TRUMP IN THE GE
>recent polling says no
>Berniebots making Democrats more divided while the GOP rallies around Trump
>Hillary's unfavorability ratings
>I'LL VOTE GREEN PARTY INSTEAD OF THAT BITCH CLINTON
>Bernie polling well in every state moving forward, inching his way towards a victory in California
>It is the DNC that will be the shitshow while the GOP celebrates their new champion, Donald J. Trump
>>73731915
>tfw I will never fuck a chick with tits that nice unless I pay for it
TRUMP IS ON FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl_RDG-HI94
>>73732250
Trump would clearly ignore the rules, grab a Garchomp, and feed all three of the starters to him. Then he'd proceed to make the Alola region great again.
>>73732543
She's clearly had an accident of some kind
>>73732622
I keep getting 3 days for posting that
>>73732652
You would of had to pay for it either way.
>>73732519
Why desu?
>>73732625
>tfw an atheist that loves christianity and america
>>73732730
would have*
You have to go back.
>>73732647
The DNC has been incinerated and crushed into literally diamonds
>>73732004
>big sexy Jeb!
>>73731794
Bigger fishes to fry pal. Also, /pol/ is not one person.
My take on it:
1) Trump considers such matters (like this or education, see his comments on common core) local matters that the federal government should keep their paws off. It makes sense: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people." and all that.
2) Even assuming I have a problem with ugly men in dresses or post op passable shemales (and I don't) his position on this matter (or on abortion, for all that matter) is a red herring and completely unimportant comparing to the ones I fully agree with him: economy, foreign policy (false song of globalism) and homeland security. Everything else doesn't matter.
>Cruz is STILL trying to do a contested party
Fucking when will this faggot die?
I'm so sorry, America. If it's any consolidation, even most of us Texans fucking despise Cruz.
>>73731920
Hannity spent a bit of time on it today. Fucking disgraceful and Hillary was fine with it.
>>73732759
I meant what hat color?
>>73731234
wtf is it about gloves like that that gets me so hard?
Why doesn't Chump release his tax returns?
>inb4 it's under audit
Nixon released his under audit
>>73732004
Guess fucking what. He's actually a Trumpfag now
https://twitter.com/Mobute
Check up his tweets, just ctrl + f Trump and take a look.
LIKE FUCKING POTTERY
>>73732841
Fuck off Hillary.
>>73732841
10 rupees have been deposited into your account
GERMANY IS A BIG FAT MESS
GERMANY IS A BIG FAT MESS
GERMANY IS A BIG FAT MESS
GERMANY IS A BIG FAT MESS
>>73731538
To hell with these crooks.
P.S. Dana Lush is biggest bitch
>Rudy confirmed to btfo muslims
>SWEDEN MENTIONED
HE KNOWS, HE CAN SAVE US
>>73732841
>Using Nixon as an example
>germany
>sweden
TOTAL MESS
MAKE THE UAE PAY
>>73732792
>48%
>in "his own" state
What a fucking loser.
SWEDEN MENTIONED
>>73732250
Mudkip was the best starter
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/05/11/illegal-aliens-sentenced-beating-elderly-minnesota-farmer-death/
>>73731794
I never hated trannies. I feel sorry for them, and I hate the regressive left that celebrates their self-destructive behavior. That being said, real true transexuals are like .02% of the population. Catering to them or against them is such a nonissue and ultimately a waste of time.
>>73732250
>tfw Shiny Rowlet is blue
literally Trump twitter bird
>>73732841
>Nixon released his under audit
Did Nixon have a 10 billion company that would be put at risk if his returns came out during his audit?
No?
Then shuv it
What does the constitution even mean at this point? It's edited or ignored whenever people want to edit it or ignore it, so why do people still cling to such a worthless concept?
>>73732894
Depends on your definition of 'saved' is Sweden, ours might be a hell of a lot different from yours.
>>73732829
Red.
>>73732382
>he doesn't know about the chandelier pokemon
Why the fuck is Mitt Romney bringing the tax return back up anyway?
He's literally helping the Democrats and giving the Clintons ammo.
>>73732991
Remember, if you don't LOVE illegal immigrants and Syrians flooding in Minnesota the governor says to get out of the state and they don't want you there
Minnesota yes!
>>73733094
Is there a Kitchen sink pokemon yet?
>>73732543
Lord Xenu
>>73733094
If Chandelure was released in Generation 1 people would fucking love it.
>>73732957
meanwhile Trump got 62% in his home state and between 54-64% in his "home region"
>DISPEL
kek Greta
>>73733053
>definition of 'saved
Uncucked
>>73733128
It's like the establishment for both parties are on the same side.
GLENN BECK ON THE TRUMP TRAIN
ACCEPT IT CRY BABY
Greta btfo over tax return releases
>if you were my lawyer would you advise me to release under audit?
>she continues to ask same question 3 more times
>>73733128
exactly
>>73733128
Because he knows that Hillary is essentially actually an establishment republican like Cruz and wants that secretly.
>>73731996
5 billion out of 10
>>73733128
He's an idiot. Literally everyone against Trump is now using stuff that hasn't worked because they've already tried everything NUMEROUS times.
Seventh time's the charm?
>>73733128
Because Romney is a democrat
>>73731915
Those might be the comfiest tits I've ever seen. If I had to die of suffocation and was given a chance to pick the method, it would be by those milk-bags in the photo...
>>73731500
Who cares. Trannies have been using whatever bathrooms they want for years.
>>73733156
So fucking close. Rotom has a lot of different household item formes.
>yfw hillary is a trump plant
>>73732991
>>73733156
It's called Rotom
>>73733128
Romney is just pissed Trump got the nomination now he is trying to stop him from being President he would rather have Hillary
>>73732382
Fuck off oldfag, nobody cares about your shit taste
>tfw think i just failed my final year at uni
fuck man i haven't cried for years
>>73733156
>>73732106
He is a master troll. He trained for years in the Australian outback
>>73733128
TBQH Trump is the one that brought it back to light. I think he just needed to get himself in the news. Mittens was just taking the bait.
>>73733281
>yfw it was Bill and he is advising her to do this stuff
>>73733077
>>73733010
>true transsexuals
The only time that's ever really the case is if someone with xx chromosomes gets born with a dick or (more commonly) someone with xy chromosomes is born with a pussy. "Gender identity" is a lie and used to get attention. I could probably act like and pass for a woman right now if I wanted to all I'd need is a wig some makeup and some female clothes. That still doesn't make me a female
WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL
http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/05/11/breitbart-reporter-removed-san-francisco-sanctuary-city-meeting/
>>73733319
That's low energy, anon.
>>73732004
>Jeb!
nobody is going to mention this?
What's the situation with the polls? Is Trump doing well?
>Iraq
>it's a hell hole, it's always going to be a hell hole, fuck em
I love this man
>>73733326
fuckin saved
Thanks for more keks Finnbro
>>73731772
>You will never have agf that righteous, pure and beautiful.
Someone please turn off the simulation. I want out of this matrix
WORK IT UP!
>nominating Hillary would be courting disaster
BERNIE HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
>>73731915
I want to breastfeed from her and say thankyou mommy
>Bagdad got bombed today, how would respond as president
>The Iraq war was a mistake
How can you justify this
>>73733253
dios mio
REEEEEEE
WE COULD HAVE REBUILT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
WITH MONEY LEFT OVER
SQUANDERED
FUCK THIS GOVERNMENT FUCK OBAMA FUCK CLINTON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73733319
Keep calm and MAGA on
>>73733128
So Bill Kristol can go on CNN and talk about it. Michael Sloan is currently wrecking Kristol on CNN.
>>73733402
Oops.
>>73733253
Madre de dios
Retarded question: Is General Election voting all done in one night or is it spread out like the primaries?
>>73733490
>I would be tough and wipe them out, we gotta end this.
This si what should be done and will, thanks Trump!
>>73731028
I re-wrote Can't Stop by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in Trump's honour.
Here it is.
Can't stump, affronted by the GOP rig
Won't stump, regardless he'll win big
They chose a life of pure deception
Distant runners to the nomination
Reject, the ones the bankers pay for
This Trump, the leader that you stay for
This time, America is great again
N.Y. values living in the White House
Knock out, Jeb Bush will never come to
Don't cry, Fiorina will do
Go chalk your message on the pavement
Burned so hot Marco Rubio did melt
John Kasich, hear his stomach rumble
Tummy so full, made his campaign stumble
They bit the dust for phony values
Came back to be consumed by Donald's vacuum
[Chorus]
The race I love
The fears just drop
To be part of
The win, can't stump
Ever wonder if he'll drop the Jews
The land I love
The freedoms rock
To be part of
The win, can't stump
Nate Silver couldn't tell us if he tried to
(1/?)
>>73733426
Tied with Clinton everywhere, we're rising, she's plummeting.
>>73733402
Bring back Right Wing Death Squads! Make these traitors disappear!
>>73733490
He said he's going to do everything needed to wipe out ISIS fast and then get the hell out of the Middle East.
>>73733490
He did answer it. Listen for one second you shill. He literally said at the end "At a certain point we have to worry about ourselves".
AKA 5 trillion and tens of thousands of lives didn't fix Iraq and they don't want to be a Western County so fuck them.
who's this semen demon??
BILL KRISTOL GETTING WRECKED ON CNN
>>73733579
Its one day
>>73733579
All states vote on the same day.
>>73733579
All in one night. First Tuesday in november.
Why is Joe Biden so likable?
>>73733490
D-did that woman give birth to that child?
>>73733490
"I would never take nuclear off the table"
>>73733599
Ted Cruz is bleeding from a head wound
So daft, he's lying through his teeth too
Butter, in what he drowned his daughters
Used two sticks to cover them in boogers
He'll try to steal this nomination
Kidnapping all the delegation
He'd be the death of our good nation
Worth his weight in rats and infiltration
This race will never be a close one
Run rings, around Cruz - Trump'll run 'em
All on the Trump Train never stopping
Used his funds for everything but losing
Can't stump, the movement when it hits you
Won't stump, the navigator splits blue
P. Ryan is writhing in his GOP cot
Who's gonna take his VP top spot
[Chorus again]
Wait a minute Bernie's pulled out
Bern and lose, that shifty jew
Far more winning
Than anything we ever knew
How 'bout you
10 more policies
Why I need Trump too, just like you
Far more shilling
Than anything we ever knew
Clinton on cue
Can't stump, affronted by the GOP rig
Won't stump, regardless he'll win big
They chose a life of pure deception
Distant runners to the nomination
Reject, the ones the bankers pay for
This Trump, the leader that you stay for
This time, America is great again
N.Y. values living in the White House
Knock out, Jeb Bush will never come to
Don't cry, Fiorina will do
Go chalk your message on the pavement
Burned so hot Marco Rubio did melt
John Kasich, hear his stomach rumble
Tummy so full, made his campaign stumble
They bit the dust for phony values
Came back to be consumed by Donald's vacuum
Kick start this excellent election
Sweet talk the GOP delegation
Can't stump the God Emperor
Feel no need to join the anti-furore
His enemy - Crooked Hillary
This campaign is nothing ordinary
Can she win two maybe even 3 states
Comin' from 'hattan
To teach you of the Wall, mates
Can't stump, Hillary don't need you
This win is more than just a weak ruse
>>73733468
>Memes about memes
This meta is 2 deep 4 me
Trump is such a pussy.
People in this youtube live chat on the fox news feed are floating ron paul as bernies VP, KEK.
>>73733579
One day. November 8th.
I'm taking off the work the day after. I'm getting drunk no matter who wins, for different reasons.
>>73733626
>>73733635
Thanks. Gonna be a hell of a night.
>>73733579
>Not knowing how your own general election works
Wew
One night, anon
>>73733624
What did that kike do?
>>73733666
Go away, Satan. You're not welcome here.
>>73731479
I am now a Hillbot
>>73733666
Your face is a pussy, gook.
