Me and some friends are starting an online shop for alt right related paraphernalia. Shirts, jackets, hoodies, bathing suits, towels, banners, necklaces etc.
Current themes are S.O.O, Confederate, white power, trusades and natsoc.
We have access to a forge so we can make metals as well. What would you be willing to purchase that doesn't exist atm?
>>73729372
>alt right bathing suits
what
fuck off with your advertising, nobody is gonna pre-order your garbage anyways
Set up an Etsy store and see how long it takes to get banned
That's lulz and therefore I like the idea, but I'm a cheapskate and I have a lot of other things on my shopping list instead, so no.
For instance I still have a mind to dump a grand or two into MAGA hats so I can give them away for free to people overseas. I'm tentatively thinking Christmas in July.
>>73729372
alt right dildo
>>73729372
You need to leave.
>>73729372
A huge buttplug shaped like Hitler.
>>73729536
For when you go down to the ol' rivers of blood for a lark.
>>73729372
You wouldn't happen to be Jewish by any chance their Chaim?
>>73729372
nobody's going to buy swastika christmas tree bulbs, you're nuts.
>>73730255
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>>73730255
Are you saying I wouldn't get one and secretly hang it on somebody else's tree just to watch the reactions?
>>73729372
>>73729372
if you make it subtle enough that it won't freak out normies then I might be interested
>>73729682
Are you serious about the maga hats? :O
>>73729372
>LARPING THIS HARD
>PERUVIAN ALT-RiGHTERS
>>73730624
I'm open to suggestions
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>>73730479
>hanging a swastika on those big Christmas trees in malls
alt-right beer
- Pinochet Pilsener
- Anudda Shoah Oatmeal Stout
- It's Happening Hefeweizen
- Zimmerman Pale Ale
>>73730700
Yeah. I even click around on the threads about them to see if there is still interest.
I'm not promising anything since my life is not going well. It's just something I'd like to do if I have the spare time.
>>73730479
yes. you don't have secret access to the trees of others, and who are you kidding? you wouldn't buy one anyway. if anything you'd get a blank bulb and draw the swastika on with sharpie.
>>73729372
Here's a t shirt design you can use
Someone made it for /pol/ a while ago
>>73729372
1. Kek statues. Sort of like those Chinese Money Cats you see in stores. But with our Lord and Savior Kek.
2. MEGA/MAGA hats - Make Ausfailia/England Great Again. Gotta have the MEGA/MAGA on the back and the full phrase on the front.
Probably go with white hat/red lettering for England and blur hat/white lettering for the Aussie one.
>>73729682
I feel the same brother, I by no means need the money, heck I'd rather sell at a loss in order to replace the currently hip ideology for our own.
Although I will not by any means make products about KEK, meme magic or pol. Some information is better off compartimentalized
>>73729372
I can never find sexy nazi costumes, its a feitsh I really wanna do but I can't find the gear anywhere.
I remember reading about that Mexican dude who made a bunch of money from basically being a vendor at far right gatherings and neo-nazi shit. They found out he was brown and he got kicked out of the community, but he made bank and now makes even more selling real estate.
I'm politically conservative but always thought there was a good opportunity to make cash off of alt-right idiots and full blown neo-nazi retards.
FYI you cant get paypal money from anything with a nazi symbol
>>73731067
Shit man I live in the southern ass end of Mexico, I'd like som Trump merch to trigger mexicans here
>>73731363
I used to sell some bullshit like too.
And I'm a Shlomo
>>73729372
Deep sea scuba diving gear with all the fixins
Lampshades.
>>73729372
>alt right
is this some kind of new meme?
>>73732481
How funny would it be if they put like a mattress-sized tag on a lampshade so that it couldn't go unnoticed, and then it was all in German and had a swaztica on it?
Altright seems to just be the edgier anonymous is legion now.
>>73731365
What about a black sun symbol?
>>73731365
What?!
>>73729682
Iktf
>going to japan with my mate
>going to meet his homestay from last year
>want to bring a few maga hats as gifts but budget is tight
Get a real job
>>73731169
I would wear this.
>>73729372
seriously you don't need to put in any work just put nazi symbols on ashtrays, lighters, flashlights, "survival" gear, etc... and look into getting a "high risk merchant account". any other payment service will block your shit eventually/steal your money for "abusing" their rules
