TL;DR: Today our senate vote for Dilma to be suspended. We need ½ +1 of the present senator’s votes
>Brazilian Senate opened the session which will analyze the acceptance of the impeachment process
>a simple majority is sufficient to remove her from her duties immediately
>VP Temer already has a staff ready to take the country
>Dilma already took out family photos from the presidential office
>>>>>>>We are at step 3
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VWhByxes7Q
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Senate
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Operação LavaJato Opening 2- Believe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhSdS0GlYQ
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>Impeachment Bizarre Adventure - Brasília is Unbreakable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqioAAFt7
>HOOZUKI NO HUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upzph6Tn10A
>>73726094
our army already said that they are ready to "enforce the constitution" about the case
so they are probably licking their lips looking for an excuse to make commies red on the inside and the outside
What are the odds of violent clashes between the pro and anti Dilma people?
>>73726295
Nice.
>>73726353
hue/10
>Capcha. Select stadiums
>>73726295
>our army
The army or one guy?
>>73726489
20 good guys
We got IA2 hue 100% made gun
>>73726295
>We might live a Great Purge in our lifetime
Oh yes please, Hues. Make them red.
>>73726353
Zero
The people who support her are either all getting paid to do it or high on crack,they're also in much smaller numbers and most are women
>>73726475
You know what to do João
10th for fuck this bulgarian tranny
>>73726295
what a dumb ape
>>73726617
>tips impeachment
Kek be praised.
>>73726472
They aren't,they're looking for a chance to get back in power and i fucking hope they get it
>>73726710
JOVEM PAM WITH TOP BAINTZ
>RECLAMA COM O PAPA
What is Romario writing,/pol/?
>They are having dinner right now.
Finish the vote first you idiots
>>73726739
I am glad smiles upon my hue brethen, you have suffered many injustices for long
When is the happening happening doe? how many hours?
Praise kek
>>73727255
>"Dear Santa...."
>>73727279
Who the fuck has dinner this early holy shit
Also the First Lady just got to Brasilia
>>73727461
>Not having senate dinners + Sennate ceias
esse 7 a 1 a gente virou ae porra
>>73727461
Based first lady
I can understand at least 70% of what they say
>>73727601
>ywn be a Senator and hang out with your cool corrupt buddies
>>73726575
This
May our glorious Imbel rifles get their first field deployment by drawing commie blood
>>73727713
É 7X2 AGORA!
>>73727759
That's already better than most Brazilians.
>>73726580
what a dumb nigger
>>73727773
>only the army can get them
Is there a stream of that wall they built in front of parliament or whatever?
>>73727255
é aqui que se faz o gol porra, aqui, tu ta desenhando errado caralho
>>73727860
True
Some of the Senators can't keep up with their own speeches and have to repeat the same word 5 times until they get it right,plus """presidenta"""
>>73727255
>cursive writting
Romario white
>>73727975
When Bolsonaro gets us our funs(which the process has already started, btw), i hope they put those on the market. They actually seem pretty good
>>73727984
They already undid that i think.
Also, brasiliafriends, stay safe. I went by the Eixo Monumental entrance, and there were a few police cars and even a national guard truck going in. Probably just for security, but we can never be too safe
>>73728184
>(which the process has already started, btw)
Oh shit,really?
IIRC the order of succession, after Dilma is removed, has 3 other successors on corruption charges, including Temer until they get to someone not proven to be involved in the scandal.
>>73728353
Didn't the police say they were going to keep the wall until the voting was done?
Quem /a/ aqui?
Why did the interviewer on the official gov stream randomly start praying in Latin? What
>>73728367
Yeah, i remember reading about it a while back. Probably getting delayed because of all thiese impeachment things going. I just hope we can also take down that faggot Waldir Maranhão, because i feel he'd fuck us over
>>73728680
Oh yeah,wasn't Maranhão supposed to go away today?
What happened to that big headed retard?
>>73728455
I remember seeing it not being there a while ago(I'm from Brasília), and I also saw some news of it being removed. They might have put it there again, though
>>73728598
Source pls
>>73728824
I'm not sure. I spent most of my day doing uni shit, and i'm just stopping for a while to see how this Impeachment thing is gonna turn out
>>73728863
I'm from Brasilia too but don't go to the Esplanada a lot since i live and work in Águas Claras
>>73728598
Name of the anime?
>>73726295
I hope BOPE goes and fucks those commies up. Makes me want to watch Tropa De Elite.
>>73728917
>>73729113
>>73728598
fuck off sissy boys
>>73728598
Eu.
>yurishit
Quanta veadagem.
>>73729113
>>73728917
Mas por que vocês iriam querer ver isso?
>>73729079
>Águas Claras
>Brasília
Also, i don't go there often as well. That's why i said i might be mistaken about the wall not being there
Whats the point of doing this again if it can just be overturned again?
>>73729176
BOPE isn't going to do anything,they're in charge of killing black people
I'm sure they're fucking itching to kill some commies though since they get paid low salaries thanks to the commie fags in the government
>>73726438
Bro I miss Cunha so much...
Say what you want about him, but he was so fucking based...
>>73729313
It cannot. This is the last voting, made by the senate. If this one goes through, Dilma will already be removed from office until her process gets judged (on which she'll probably be considered guilty and completely removed from office)
>>73729313
>if it can just be overturned again?
Wut? The only chance the government still had of turning things around was shut down today by a Supreme Court minister
>>73729258
Pare de enrolar e delivere, por favor
Finalmente impeachment thread!
>>73729505
This desu. Commies are fucking screwed.
Bolsonaro's also naming a bunch of jews, meaning that everyone in Huesilia are literally crapping on their pants now.
>>73726143
>remove her from her duties
>her
it's always a woman that fucks shit sideways
>>73726143
kek at all these dank anime intros
>>73729687
>Women
>Trudeau
Pick one leaf
>>73726143
Hue Fritzl?
post white brazilians
>>73729743
I want Bolsonaro and Trump to be friends...
>>73729327
>tfw you will never ride around in bulletproof vehicles through the slums of beautiful, sunny Rio De Janeiro with your closest bros killing niggers and degenerates with massive firepower, then celebrating afterwards with a few beers and Brazilian QT's at Copacabana.
Wish there was something anywhere near as cool here in the US.
>>73729849
>>73729897
I want daddy for prez
>>73729849
>>73729519
Mas conteúdo homosexual é pecado.
>>73729950
Manezés mestrecorrida.
lets go BRos
>>73730070
>>73729950
nice
>>73730070
>O Sul é Meu País
Kek, they don't even try to hide that they are a bunch of cucks.
>>73730109
English source?
>>73729743
Steel Impeachment Run is the greatest video in jewtube
>Hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqopfnXxsXI
Gib honest opinions on Brazil's military dictatorship. Was it complete shit or were there redeeming qualities like commies getting btfo?
>>73729759
have you seen how he acts?
he's pretty much a fucking woman, if he came out tomorrow and declared he was one, it would not be a shock to anyone at all
>>73730317
It was actually fucking great. Brazil went from the 50th largest economy to the 7th in only 5 years
>>73730184
Gingones nascido
Manezes por vivencia
>>73730425
I must admit I keked
Do you like him though?
Impeachment ending fucking when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqioAAFt7_I
S-BR isn't funny anymore.
>>73730109
Nevermind, already found it. It's called Sakura Trick, everyone.
Thanks for nothing you fucking faggot.
>>73730317
>>73730431
This is the only right answer. Thing is, after left got into power, and since our education is controlled by the government, they made the military government look worse than the Holocaust(not even kidding here). People are starting to get redpilled on it, though
>>73730317
I doubt anyone posting here can give decent opinions since they weren't even alive during that time but my mother said it was pretty bad, and she isn't a commie.
>>73730317
Greatest government we ever had was during the military regime under Mr. Garrastazu
>>73730431
They don't teach that part in history™ class here in burgerstan
>>73729849
Am I white?
>>73730608
Claimming Waifus
Calling dibs for Caiado
>>73730608
>não conhecendo o anime de yuri mais popular de todos
>>73730317
mostly shit, but they had good plans such as creating our Itaipu and starting our nuclear program, tried (but failed) to integrate the north,at the end they said they would do something about our MASSIVE external debt caused by commies but were unable and only worsened it, The regime only ended because of the first petrol crisis in the late 70's that sent our economy to shit with over monthly 1000% inflation.
But they kept degeneracy and gommies at bay which was a plus
>>73730720
yes
hello my white brother
Aproveitando o tópico BR, ter waifu 2D aqui no Brasil é crime?
>>73730940
Não, é virtude.
>>73730940
not even brazil would be that nigger
When Romario speak?
>>73730940
Am I the only one who's fucking pissed at Cunha not being the speaker of the house anymore?
Fucking Dilma got him arrested two weeks ago...
He was fucking based...
>>73730608
why cant you understand his degenerate speak Brazil bro?
Anyone else watching Luminosity vs Astralis?
Shit's intense man
>>73729849
No matter the color, all Brazilian women are unfaithful good for nothing sluts. None of them are attractive, only vulgar, and they are no better than sex toys. Brazilian women are made for cucks.
>>73731073
Tinha umas feministas no fake chamando um colega de pedófilo e criminoso só porque ele tinha waifu.
They must be really dumb.
>>73731125
Already did
>>73731216
Why have you been posting this since last thread
Asked a girl out and got shit on eh?
>>73731218
E estão completamente certos.
>>73731337
I posted that pic last thread.
Lolicon é nojento e degenerado mesmo, fazer doujin com garotas fofinhas deveria ser crime
>>73731417
not again
now i need to fap
>>73731436
Isso por favor
>>73731218
Feministas são a definição viva do retardo e da ignorância, foda-se o que elas pensam ou dizem.
>>73731421
Still stands,only now i know we have two people with the same problem
>>73731436
whatever u say senpai
english pls, i want to follow this thread
>>73731405
>>73731436
a pokemon trainer girl is considered loli? all /vp/ post lewd stuff of Serena, Rosa and May all the time.
Homens de verdade gostam de MILFS
>mfw white Brazilians are offspring of either Confederate War Heroes or Third Reich War Heroes
Brazilians would be Aryan: The Nation if not for the hue hues
>>73731635
debating if lolicon is degenrate or not
>>73731436
Mas e se elas gostarem?
>>73731654
After puberty i think isn't lolicon
>>73731654
/vp/ is literally underage.
Lolicons are nothing but pedos in denial.
MAKE BUNDAS GREAT AGAIN
>>73731735
thanks senpai
Lolicon é legal no Brasil?
>>73731716
I-i'm a slav
Does that count?
>>73731716
>mfw im both
Born in a small village up-state SP built originally by american confederates
>i have "Lee" as a surname
grandfather son of german "immigrant"
We have too much niggers
thats what went wrong
>>73731761
I can't consider May a loli, her tits are too big even in the anime/official artworks.
WHEN'S THE VOTE BRAZIL
YOU SAID THERE'D BE A VOTE
>>73728598
Seus betas patéticos.
Have absolutely 0 interest in what's happening in their country. Just want to remind everyone that Brazil will always be a third-tier shithole compared to based N. America.
>>73731635
As if you cant understand what they are saying
Even I understand it.
Romance languages are easy to read, but Portuguese is hard to understand when spoken. Open your mouths for fucks sake
This grill has 17, is this lolicon?
>>73731716
Brazilian government tried to import white people because we had too many blacks. Now the cucks won't do it again.
>>73731947
Dunno
My grandparents are polish desu
>>73731952
People talking too much before the votes, someone even sugested 5 min per person, but they refused.
>>73731952
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
Votes so far:
For the impeachment: 20
Against the impeachment: 4
>>73732019
T H I C C
>>73731969
t.cucknada
>>73731947
>Parana
Yes, hail The Curitiba Republic!
>>73731969
At least we've never lost a war to the shithole that is Vietnam.
>>73731969
And Canada is about to become one of us too,isn't that great
>>73732118
I thought Canadians were friendly people?
>>73732019
loli is like 13 >
AVE IMPERIO
VIVA DOM PEDRO II
>>73731969
Remove Trudeau before shitposting
>>73732219
Canadians are the worst in all /pol/
>Canada Canada Canada Canada
fucking cucks muslins suckers
Finally series finale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqioAAFt7_I
>>73731436
Garotas fofinhas não são exclusivamente loli though.
>>73732399
That's in the OP
>>73732205
I think Brazil never lost any war. We even almost extinguish all people from Paraguai in that tragic past.
Vamos discutir o que interessa, /pol/. Ivete ou Claudia Leitte?
>>73731969
>a leaf
>>73732452
>Cor rosa
>G4y
Nossa valeu.
>>73732205
>implying you have an army capable of doing anything besides getting bribed by cartels
>>73732217
Yes, that's exactly why we're swarming with Zika virus, niggers and political instability
>>73732219
We are, until you 3rd worlders start getting all uppity and we have to put you in your place
>>73732353
Who doesn't love the weed man?
>>73732375
That's too bad because all your women seem to be foaming at the mouth when faced with the prospect of marrying someone from based Canuckistan
>>73732516
>3dpd
>>73732584
>We are, until you 3rd worlders start getting all uppity and we have to put you in your place
You're the one who got in our thread,Muhammad
>>73732452
>>73732565
faggot
>>73732584
>Who doesn't love the weed man?
Every respectable canuck, senpai.
We're so proud of you guys. Keep up the good work, just don't exchange her for some commie or fascist scum. It's such a fucking shame you're burdened by rolling corruption scandals.
>>73726143
Wait, what happened with the dude that said no?
>>73732777
Who,Maranhão?
Just fucked his own career up
>>73732516
Prefiro a Marjorie Currentyear
>>73732748
>fascist
what would you consider fascist, Alberto?
>>73732707
Smug
m
u
g
>>73732748
t. Alberto Barbosa
when will we become Changz N sheeit?
>>73732748
It's all your fault
>>73732777
Probably going to get indicted by the federal bureau or will be forced to resign for not following house procedure and acting upon his own instincts.
Vocês apoiariam o Bolsonaro como presidente em 2018? Pelo que eu pesquisei, tudo que falam mal dele é forjado e ele nunca foi condenado por nenhum crime, só não tem gente com culhões para discutir com ele civilizadamente.
>>73732996
Sim
>>73732974
We already were Emperoz n Sheeit
>>73732854
Yeah, but why is it continued if he had the authority to stop it?
>>73732974
>highest jp population outside of japan
WE WUZ SAMURAI N SHIEEEET
>>73733083
He didn't have the authority,that's the thing.
He asked for the annullment without consulting anyone else in the Chamber,and the process had already been given to the Senate so he didn't have a say in anything
>>73732919
luv me sum kuruminha
BASED BUSAO FROM PARANA
>BREAKING PT ROAD BARRIER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qAgNj_1tXg
>>73732996
Of course.
Also, sad to see people fall for those shitty baits. I thought no one would believe he's a criminal, given that there is literally no evidence, and he has always been honest (for example, by giving back 200k to friboi). God, i hate communists. I actually remember a while ago, when i was talking with a manchild communist, and he asked "If there really are good people, why isn't there a batman-like person, who only does good, but is hated by everyone.". I just keked and asked about bolsonaro, which he couldn't even answer.
I just hope we can break free from Globo before the 2018 elections
>>73733211
Kuruminha is cute. She will be the new brazilian mascot.
>>73733211
She gave me a tupi fetish.
>>73733272
Speed III
>>73732884
Only mudslime I'd fuck tbqh desu...
Retards think this isn't a state department coup to remove Russian friendly governments in our hemisphere.
Brazil won't actually change until its people develop a sense of responsibility and shame of their own actions rather than of their nationality.
When the impeachment be finalized?
>>73733272
Holy fucking shit. That guy was like 300% mad
>>73733272
Holy shit,God bless
Did any PT people die?
Please tell me some of them died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqb3GDr6I8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdWgAMYcqk
Uma vez merda, sempre merda. O Brasil continuará sendo submundo, com impeachment ou não.
Brazil will always be shit. Always.
>>73733359
>>73726143
inb4 Dilma is executed.
>>73733501
>submundo
We hell now
She is 10 years old, but look de tiddies, can't be lolicon
>>73733601
I hope so
>>73733645
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>white
>>73733645
>what is oppai loli
>>73733501
can't argue with that
>>73733709
oppai loli isn't real.
>>73733272
ROAD WARRIOR
>>73733344
>>73733355
double dubs dmand more kuruminha
>>73733614
>>73726143
How bad will the thunder be brought down on you mud monkeys if the impeachment doesn't go through? I haven't paid any attention to this but they must be evil as fuck or just stupid if you want them out.
>>73728598
Aqui. Segunda melhor board perdendo para /c/.
>>73733891
It will go through
If it didn't though we'd get a fuckton of riots
>>73733784
o sentido de inferno também cabe, é quente, sujo e todos sofrem
>>73733760
neither is any 2d girl which is lolicon isn't wrong you autist
>>73732884
http://lh5.ggpht.com/-CtVKsjrXM3A/So7Y_pikCUI/AAAAAAAAACI/XKK1GCT4qvI/30674_Marjorie_Estiano_Nua_123_458lo.jpg
Ai, caralho
>>73733891
They fucked up with our country so much stealing public money that 1 dollar is 3.5 BRdollars instead of 2 BRdollars like 3 years ago.
>>73733766
Se va Dilma. Esto no es mas que un golpe institucional remediado con el fin de remover los gobiernos simpatizadores de Rusia en el hemisferio sur, como dijo el anon de arriba. La capacidad de nuestros enemigos para promover la discordia y la confusión es grande, tan grande que los lazos que hemos forjado en estos años se rompen a través de un espejo de falsa retrospección... como una cadena que se resquebraja al ceder el paso del fuego enemigo, una sombra que todo lo traga. Una inmensa muerte...
>>73734219
terrible shoop
puta enrolação do krl, deviam começar essa porra logo e chutar ela de lá
>não vai ter golpe, they said
>Brasil é comunista, they said
JEWMA BTFO
MAKE BRASIL GREAT AGAIN
>>73734378
i can't read spanish but i can smell a commie dog from a mile away
>>73731417
What the fuck is this?
>>73734674
Sailor Warrior Akko
>>73734378
FUCK YOU COMMIE REEEEEEE
>still have a few shreds of faith in journalistic integrity from NPR
>they start discussing the impreachment
>FUDGING SOME NUMBERS IS HARDLY EVEN A CRIME, THE TRUE ISSUE HERE IS A RIGHT-WING COUP
Goddamn it, it never fucking fails. In what universe is a LEGAL impeachment due to PROVEN misconduct a coup? Do these leftist mouthpieces think that people aren't going to be fed up? I was a 90s liberal at one point, but this is the sort of garbage that pushed me to the right in the first place I am sure I am not alone.
>>73734378
Vete pal carajo, comunista.
>>73734581
MAKE LUSOSPHERE GREAT AGAIN
>>73734893
Te quedo un poco de leche colonial en labio, querido amigo.
>>73734921
>implying people of latin descent can ever achieve anything
>>73730493
fuck no
straight to the gas chamber with him, everyone he hired, and everyone who likes him unironicly
>>73734921
BETTER DEAD THAN RED!
>>73733375
See, I am not opposed to that interpretation, but the possible replacements of Dilma have said nothing antirussian, and in fact quite a few have spoken quite positively of it. This isn't Ukraine and it's targeting the Russians sort of situation, so I don't quite get what is the USA gaining by giving Bolsorano and the rest a chance to the presidency.
>>73735025
>muh colonia
Y con todo y eso sigo mejor y mas libre que tu, jodio negro comunista.
>>73735369
FUCK YEAH MY FELLOW HUE
Já ouviram o melhor album do ano? Ou vão dizer que vocês preferem o câncer que é a música brasileira?
>>73735527
...fuck, i want my soial program back.
>>73735451
AAAAAAAAAAAAJKSJKSAJKSAJKSA
la pekeña coloñia ke kree qe es yianki
>>73735653
Claro prefiro música brasileira. Estou ouvindo safadão agora.
>>73735451
RESIDENTE
>>73735653
>Radiohead
Quantos 15 anos você tem?
>>73733518
She looks like Shae
>>73735920
this
Trumpwave or get out, faggot
>>73735837
Es que lo soy.
How do we make Brazil white?
>>73727975
kek
>>73735653
>musica brasileira
>Cancer
Culpa sua de viver perto de funkeiro.
>Ele não escuta Gonzaguinha
BOLSONARO WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>>73735653
anon nunca ouviu bossa nova
>>73736306
>>73735451
OYE AZUQUITAR RESIDENTE CAYE 13 BAILA EL REAGGETOn
>>73734378
Kill yourself Peronist scum.
>>73735973
Shae looks like a tranny, Marjorie is a 10/10 qtpie
>>73736711
a hero we need
but not the one we deserve
>>73735653
9/10
Mas desse ano ainda prefiro Bottomless Pit
>>73736916
>>73735973
I really like plain Brazilian girls. I'm unsure why.
TA QUANTO A QUANTO?
>inb4 7 x 1
>>73737018
Maybe after we hang the commies, we might actually be worth it again
>>73737135
24 x 5 pra nós
