This is the "Germany sends anime girl" to most politically charged entertainment show in the world edition.
Who is /pol/ giving their 12 points to and why is that geopolitically important?
Sweden's entrant sings song titled, "If I were sorry".
kek
>>73720082
HAHA, first person responding is a Burger. Burgers cannot compete. Aussie shitposter can compete, but not Burgers. Next year, Canadians will be invited, but not Burgers.
Burgers, why don't you want to be part of the greatest political song battle of all time?
>>73720302
They don't want to come because they know they would send a black rapper.
Songs sung in any language but English sound terrible.
>>73719695
anyone but Germany and Switzerland fuck you
>>73720546
Actually, I'd say these Europeans should be singing in their own national language. They sound like absolute shit when they garble and mispronounce every other word.
>>73720546
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
>>73719695
also, your "anime girl" is fugly
>>73720546
>Songs sung in any language but English sound terrible.
We got 2 French songs in there this time and both are highly rated in the betting market. But you are right, the Russians sing in English and will probably win this one.
>>73720726
At least we'd win. Rap > nasheeds.
>>73720652
Agree, but then so does Americans.
Eurovision Yes
I'm not voting or even watching it this year because Sweden just had to go and use refugee theme
>>73720838
rap isn't music, it's weird chimp hooting
also, no, you wouldn't win, even the Eurovision faggots don't like it, they like 80-90s style technopop
>>73720706
>Ukraine
>White
>>73720783
>also, your "anime girl" is fugly
At least she ain't fat like that French Austrian shit girl.
>>73720838
You'd win because bringing a black rapper would get all the votes from Germany, Sweden and other cucked nations.
>>73720302
>Eurovision
>Non-european shitposters compete
Worldvision when?
Our representative is a sandnigger named Amid and he is going to sing the song "I have searched" in english. Top fucking kek.
I have no idea who this person is because i havent owned a tv or radio in over 10 years
Anyway Estonia actually sent white cute guy. I feel so embarrassed that we sent a nigger. At least she already lost.
>>73721128
she is though
>>73721108
Who said anything about 'white'?
>>73721212
your song is actually quite nice, I'd vote if it wasn't sung by a kebab
>>73721210
It's because we are basically a plague. Can't travel anywhere in Europe without running into a whole herd of us drinking all your alcohol and making children feel uncomfortable with our swearing and vocal bewilderment at the wildlife not requiring infant sacrifices.
>>73720783
What is it with German women having monster jaws?
>>73721686
IRL aussies are like muslims, nice until you turn your back to em...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ch9hW1m8eU
Please vote for beautiful Eesti boy
a whole year has passed since the last song contest. what have you achieved in that year guys?
>>73721686
Your fucking gook you send isn't shitty though. The ho is both sexy and can sing. WTF, why didn't you send some shitposting Aussie cuck instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
>>73720302
Why Canadians? They're all Chinese.
>Picarino relatedo
>>73721732
linguistic specifics, using your jaw a lot when you talk overdevelops it. Anglos are a lot worse, their women have manlier jaws than me. Best languages for a female face are those spoken from the palate
>>73721732
Its so that they can swallow your dick and balls in one go
>>73721851
he dead now
>>73721732
low test detected
>>73721899
>a whole year has passed since the last song contest. what have you achieved in that year guys?
I have done nothing, literally nothing, came close to dying and reemerged from the dead to do... nothing. But I am all motivated to do better this new Song Contest cycle. I even got friendzoned today! Friendzoned so hard, I was literally cucked.
>>73721686
well at least you don't make their children feel uncomfortable by raping them in the pool.
>>73721944
>that fuckin gook
ayyyy lmao
>>73721899
>what have you achieved in that year guys?
spinned a chair. spinned it good too
>>73722016
Unbelievable
Might as well call it Niggervision now
>>73721382
did... did we send bailey jay to the song contest?
>>73719695
>geopolitically
politics do not affect geography
>>73721948
Why are continentals such bitchy faggots?
>>73722525
The New York times called her "hot" and featured her at the top of their article about the Song Contest this year.
>>73722603
>politics do not affect geography
Geopolitics (from Greek γῆ ge "earth, land" and πολιτιkή politikē "politics") is the study of the effects of geography (human and physical) on international politics and international relations.[1] Geopolitics is a method of studying foreign policy to understand, explain and predict international political behavior through geographical variables. This includes geographical and cultural variables such as which country votes for which other country in the Song Contest.
>>73720546
Even Mozart knew that and thus composed melodies to famous US lullabies.
>>73722759
Jew over Nazi, noice choice Germany-kyu~n
>>73722759
hol up hol up what ties to right wing politics ?
is she a frogposter?
>>73722702
>>73719695
I hope a bunch of immigrants run a train on her.
>>73720652
Yeah I've checked it seems that there's only one candidate that songs in it's own language but it's a bosnian so probably a kebab
>>73721380
The Estonia guy is the only one with a good song.
Everything else sounds like shit we've already heard a million times.
All the slow loud belting woman music sounds the same and I don't give two shits about any of it.
The Netherlands guys sound exactly like Soul Asylum - Runaway Train.
It's all shit and there's no melody.
>implying I care about this shit since they fucked over Klimmstein in 2011
>>73720546
The Romance languages sound pretty good t.b.h
>>73723545
btw the kebab sang with a kike
half this contest is gay and/or jewish
serbia literally won because of the lezbo
>>73719695
Eurovisions needs redpill
>>73724646
She wasnt a lesbo then, at least she wasnt open about it.
The real shit is that Xavier Naidoo was supposed to sing for Germany, but he was fired because of right wing political views.
I am not even kidding, he just was affiliated with some harmless right wing patriotism and was made to resign! And he is fucking black!
>>73720302
Why would we want to be part of some Europeon cuckfest?
BABA YETU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX7e8DMT-hQ
Fuck sake, why've we gone back to taking this shitfest seriously? Why can't we go back to entries like below?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuVD62brSM
>>73724982
>And he is fucking black
Kek, lost it right there
>>73720879
You want them singing in spanish.
>>73723004
He is not a Nazi, He is a conspiracy theorists.
>>73725068
>Why would we want to be part of some Europeon cuckfest?
Because it is fucking 3 times as big as the Super Bowl? Don't you want to be part of something big, make America great again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY
>>73724926
Croatia is about to BTFO everyone
just watch
>>73725223
Yeah, this is true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhILcidWp1Q
>>73725208
Sorry, but it isn't Europe's fault that the UK just can't find any good singers to send to the Song Contest. Even fucking Malta can send a good song now and then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY
>>73725459
Tanned Germans you fuck.
>>73719695
>not a tanned German
Dissapointing, its like another shoa
>>73721686
Do you come from a land down under?
>>73725521
This is the fucking epitome of gayness. Gay Russian president when?
>>73720706
kek is TurkRoach allowed in EuroVision?
>>73721686
>Without drinking your alchohol
I could drink you under the table m8. Your shit.
>>73725774
>This is the fucking epitome of gayness. Gay Russian president when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9kruHqLTI
They already have a gay president, what that!
>>73719695
>caring for an SJW-controlled shitfest
Why?
>>73725775
>kek is TurkRoach allowed in EuroVision?
No, the Song Contest is not halal, so Turkey is not allowed in. But Israel is.
>>73719695
>Who is /pol/ giving their 12 points to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
>>73726064
>Why?
It is the biggest event of the year. Every year I imagine how a day would be like if it has Easter, song contest and an AfD victory in one day.
>>73725884
Fuck off randy
NORWAY WILL WIN!
Agnete Johnsen is representing Norway, with this perfect Eurovision song that will make Europe kneel for the Ice Queen.
Nah but fr tho, its a pretty good eurovision song, the build up n shit u feel me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBN7FB7PsGE
>>73719695
I'm glad the US isn't allowed to compete in Eurovision, we only saved you from the Soviets and are the only thing keeping the Russians in their forest. Also it'd get boring because we'd win every year.
>>73720838
>Rap > nasheeds
Shit taste anon.
>>73726385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2K5sfTf3Y
TEAM AGNETE
>>73719695
EUROVISION LINK WHERE
>>73726502
Looks Asian to me. Not really white.
>>73726314
You first gook I'll drink you under the table too
>>73726385
Honestly I disagree but then again from what I know UK has no chance and neither does norway.
Eurovision YES
>>73719695
look, I know my parents will pretend going to the beach next month, but it's the party of that retarded freemason, at charlie farm. it's going to have zoo, coke, kindereggs, and more importantly, it's going to have your ass being fucked too.
I don't care if you kill yourself like that french rertarded. it's nature. if nature don't like you, what else canI do? disobey nature liking you? omg, plz fuck off.
oh, and about the nazi jap girl, it's obvious that hittler kids weren't burned. all moved to uruguay, assholes.
i know because I'm having to deal with one of that retard's graddaughters, who is insisting on offering me single prostitutes with raped kids, and people asking me to buy drugs, because she wanna me in jail, because she can't take rejection.
>>73726786
She's actually Sami.
>>73720546
I bet you only know one language don'tcha Burger
>>73726968
>I bet you only know one language don'tcha Burger
Most Americans know 2 languages. English and Bad English.
>>73726968
Implying there's another language worth learning.
>>73726908
>>73721732
It's called being aryan
>>73720302
>, Canadians will be invited, but not Burgers.
Your gonna get some shitty native song to show our "culture"
>>73720546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psjWrGkAil4&ab_channel=tzakouras
>>73725346
Eurovision is a homoerotic shitfest where everybody sucks off that one drag queen.
>>73721944
At least she is better than guy Sebastian. I wonder if her not being brown will cost us votes
>Letting Israel and Australia in Eurovision
Keked
>>73726968
muther fucker we speak English and Ebonics fluently, fo'shizzle.
WE WILL MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN!
>>73727777
checked
>>73726968
we dont need to learn peasant languages
>>73728236
nice cuck shed
>>73728044
>“the only right thing to do is to be inclusive”, especially as “Europe and Australia have a lot in common in regards to cultural values”
What the fuck? Have we been rused into a Jewish plot?
Which countries send meme entries this year?
>>73725884
Don't you cunts just drink warm river water?
>>73728044
Australia is more British than Britain so it makes sense.
Having most countries from Western "Europe" in it doesn't.
>>73728621
We are allowed to compete allegedly, for the same reason as Israel, because the SBS is part of the European broadcasting union.
>>73728937
We're an associate member, same as us, Canada, china, Brazil and Peru. Israel takes part because of shoah points
They said last year that our participation was meant to be a one off thing
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1540521/heidi_harper.html nudes
>>73719695
>german anime girl
New fetish acquired
>>73720783
actualy i like her face 8/10
>>73719695
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION RACIST NAZI SHITHOLE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Portugal's not participating this year. It wouldn't make a difference. Only Spain and France vote for us lol
>>73732254
>REEEEEEE
watch out Germany I think hes powered up his gandam suit
>>73721380
Estonia was fucking robbed.
Russia will win.
>>73720546
french is a good language for rap, aside from that and christmas songs in german tho you're right
>>73719695
They'll send a Muslim troupe singing nasheeds next year
>>73719695
Was Eurovision plagued with political agendas this year?
>>73720546
>what is 99 luftballoons
FUCKING VIDEO?
>>73725459
>>73725335
So.. what did he say against Jews?
>>73725223
he's ok
Eurovision is for women and homosexuals
Guy Sebastian should have won. If the contest was about merit he would have.
