GIVE ME A JOB RIGHTNOW. I NEED A FUNCTION REEEEEEEEE.
I hear Hillary is hiring your kind. Seek your purpose there, leaf.
>>73713352
GIBE JOB RITE NOW REEEEEEEEEE
>>73713289
this is the 60th time i saw this post from a leaf
you guys are getting worse at shitposting than aussies
>>73713289
What are your skills?
I run my own firm
>>73713407
>WOW LE SO FUNNY AND RENDOM XDDDDD
>>73713434
I have degree in comp Sci specializing in databases
>>73713289
bool isOpAFag() { return true; }
Here's a function OP
>>73713289
"As long as you're willing to work for half what I pay Panjeet and Fernando. Maybe do a few years of unpaid 'internship'."
"Goy, you need some more motivation to work even harder. Go marry and have children. Show us you're a real man (bitch)."
>>73713557
Why don't you have a job then? Fucking millennials.
can't find work? start your own.
>>73713289
WAGEKEK
>>73713289
This is how it really works.
You get an utter garbage job. You learn things you didn't know you did not know because they are not neat little facts on paper.
From there you move up to a garbage job.
From there to an okay job.
Now maybe you take some classes.
Don't expect to start in a good place or work your way up in one company.
>>73713711
NOONE HIRES ANYONE. 90% OF ALL GRADUATES ARE UNEMPLOYED BETA UPRISING WILL COME SOON.
>>73713289
I work at Wendys and make $300,000 yearly.
Kill yourself OP.
>>73713951
FUCK YOU BURGER I WILL JUMP OVER THAT BORDER TO STEAL YOUR JOBS.
>>73713289
http://www.indeed.com/cmp/Applied-Memetics,-Llc./jobs
>>73713289
I got two and go to college, want one of mine faggiot >>73713352
>>73713557
>he fell for the computer science meme
>>73713918
>Software Engineering Jobs in Vancouver, British Columbia
>59 Jobs Found
>>73713557
>HE LITERALLY FELL FOR THE COMPUTER SCIENCE MEME
Supply and demand you fucking cunts, Canada is low on tradesmen fucking become a plumber or something.
I went for my CZ license and now work in transit, ya'll need to think outside the box a bit.
>>73713557
Well im in accounting so i got fuck all to do for someone with your skillset
But at least you can get a job easy in that field with just english
>get made fun of for not having a job
>get told I'm not entitled to a job
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEE
>>73714568
this
the world will always need chippies and sparkies
>>73713289
go to the US
I heard from a fellow countryman of yours that the US is a land full of jobs right here in this board
>>73713557
>FALLING FOR MEMES
>>73715283
PLS GIBE JOB I WILL SUCK YOU BIG NORWEIGAN COCK.
>>73713289
Go volunteer somewhere that also has paid staff.
I know a guy who volunteered at the pound for awhile until they hired him full time. At 35k a year he isn't going to ever be rich but his job basically consists of hooking up homeless dogs/cats with loving homes and caring for the animals/assessing their ability to renter society.
I'm a mechanical designer and I'll be stealing leaf jobs very soon, sorry NEETS but somebody has to work right ?
maple anon has made this attention seeking thread with these same reaction pics several times
sage it, better yet ignore it and move on
>>73714211
>>73714447
Hivemind
>>73713557
there must be something very wrong with you if you can't find work in backend development
I love shitting on NEETs but even better is making them considering I trash 99% of resumes.
Hell I'm not even hiring, I just love filling losers like you with false hope.
t. Human Resources
>>73713557
>specializing in databases
What the fuck does that even mean? Why would you need specialization in databases? That's like saying you specialize in arrays.
>>73713289
>this thread
>>73713557
Then move to fucking California and get a fucking job. Is there anything holding you where you are now? Have you ever tried pitching databases as a way to organize or store information to local businesses?
>>73716025
>Human Resources
There's a special place in hell for people like you.
>>73716026
knowing SQL and variants is more complex than a single data structure
>>73716237
Are you trying to be a DBA?
>>73716025
>Human Resources
>Friend & I applied at the same factory job
>Had more job experience and finished school
>Friend got hired because his brother works there
>Went over to their office to ask if they've seen my application
>They go to the back for a couple minutes and straight up lie to me that there's no more available positions when I've heard from my friends brother they desperately need people for the graveyard shift
>Had to shake that insincere douche bags hand with a forced smile when I left
I just don't know anymore, this world is just one huge joke and my life is the punchline. WW3 can't come soon enough.
>>73716216
>There's a special place in hell for people like you.
Yeah, Human Resources.
You're a top goy if you think a job is the only way to have a purpose.
I live in Northern Ireland and there's fuck all besides call centers and fast food places.
>>73713414
no we're not, you don't even know what a shitpost is
>>73713289
Pathetic.
>>73713471
i fuckin hate that twitter meme
>>73716198
No, do not come to California. We are swimming up to our eyeballs with CompSci grads with zero work experience. All the entry level jobs require 3 years of work experience and only pays close to minimum wage.
>>73713289
>[current year]
>wanting a job
Top kek, didn't you hear? We're going to let the globalist commies take over! There is no need to actually do anything for yourself!
I mean, unless the God Emperor actually gets elected.
>>73713557
I'm sorry, dude, but STEM isn't for white males.
The important work is done by 3rd world immigrants for near minimum wage and companies hire women, fags and other people who fall under the diversity umbrella for taxbreaks.
Why would they need white men?
>tfw I have about 4, maybe 5 months to get a job
I'm living on saved money right now. This fucking stress is unreal.
>>73713289
Help out at Fort McMurray your lazy fucking nigger!
People always love firefighter, become on, it is fucking great - except when niggers chimp out and throw rocks at you, but then you have cops shooting the monkeys.
>>73713557
>>73714211
>>73714447
>tfw I dodged falling for the computer science meme by getting crohns
not sure how to feel
>>73717022
GMU då? Gör det för fan! Militären är min framtid iaf.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOMpLFtVvQ
>>73717167
Nä, behöver hitta något skitjobb bara och smutsa ned händerna i några månader tills jag styr upp skolan igen.
>>73713557
How deep does that go? I've paddled about in sequel with a little bit of visual studio.
>>73717022
My credit and checking accounts have both been <$2 away from being in the negatives. I have to beg every 30 days for just enough cash to keep them in the positive.
Nobody is hiring, I cannot get an education because of my skin color and I am living purely off the good will of others.
Bernie talks about a public works project. That'd be nice. Too bad you're all voting for the one man who will absolutely kill jobs and has zero foresight.
>>73713557
Come tobspain. Ez job.
>>73717246
Aha ok!
Men efter skolan då? Universitet eller högskola är fan jobbigt men är bra om du blir antagen till en vettig utbildning.
I alla fall, lycka till broder! Leve Sverige!
Anytime I hear college grads talking about their job prospects after uni I feel a little less bad about only having a high school diploma.
>>73717411
Förklarade dåligt, jag har misslyckat i skolan. Eftersom jag inte kommer få csn tills jag har rättat till mina misstag så måste jag hitta ett jobb. Sen fortsätta med utbildningen.
>>73717400
Shut the fuck up, you niggers are coming here to work and you are inviting people over.
I only have a crappy 40k/year job with a college degree, but I have no debt due to full scholarship.
I have $14k in my bank and 8k in cash, and drive a working and paid-off 2009 civic. Even though I think I deserve to be paid a lot more, I'm thankful that I'm in a better position than most kids my age.
>>73717583
Not too fun having foreigners come to your land uninvited and take jobs away from citizens, is it Paco?
I network market and make over 30k a month.
I didn't even graduate highschool dude.
>>73713407
>>73713289
>see thread
>am sick
>"oh shit I was supposed to remote in and take care of a few issues"
>sit half naked while I email pretty important people who could probably smite me if I was a useless stupid faggot
>oh and also wasn't a NEET shut in who didn't actually make human connections with them
>>73718298
This meme is not funny.
>>73718347
Not only is it not funny, it's an artificial meme cooked up in a government lab.
>>73718347
It was designed by an AI by the CIA applied memetics dept. It's perfect
>>73713557
if you dont find a job with comp sci, you are retarded
>>73718347
You are wrong
>>73713557
>mfw I made $200k last year creating shitty Access DB's
>>73718689
>the government is perfecting their meme formula
SHUT /POL/ DOWN
>>73718985
Yeah, but how big's your cock?
>>73719680
DELETE THIS
>>73713289
I got a job for,,, $20/hr for planting tulips...
Plant your Two Lips right here.....
>>73716025
>Human Resources
Tits or GTFO
I guess this is a good place to ask this. Right now I'm torn between whether I should start my master's degree or get a job working as a contractor in Afghanistan for $130k. What should I do?
>>73716676
You need to be persistent, even if that means being a bit of a douche.
Also tell them your contacts name, there's little chance he'll get in trouble, but a huge chance you'll get a job.
OP wh at you need to do is walk up to the manager, give a good firm handshake and look him in the eye, and you'll get a job on the spot
>>73713289
I and my GF Need a Job Too let start something together then ..
>>73713289
Wanna be a firefighter?
>Select all images with trees.
>>73713289
>thinking you're entitles to a job
i just had to quit my job and noones hiring
I haven't been unemployed for more than 4 days since I was 18
what do I do all day
teach me you NEETs
>>73713557
>mfw have a programming job and a CS degree
>mfw found out I didn't even need my CS degree
Ah whatever, at least I graduated with no debt.
>tfw 27 and making 200k
Feels good man.
>>73727204
smoke pot, eat mushrooms or take LSD
>>73714568
CZ license != Think outside the box
>>73716026
He specialise in DB scripting MySQL / .Net you need a drawing or something ?!
>>73713289
Join the military if you literally cannot find a job.
>>73713289
>Go to a workshop
>I-i want to be an apprentice
>dont slack, show initiative.
>Omedetou, now you have a job and a (probably) useful skill.
t.spic
>>73727295
what do you do for living?
>>73718347
>>73718689
he's right. This meme is a prototype by Applied Memetics. Look at what it contains: a frog (all of 4chan), nogspeak (we wuz bix nood kangzn sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit) etc. they will only get better until they can plant seeds and see them sprout and shape digital interests
>>73718757
>>73719587
>>73727504
>sacrifice your time, rights and individuality because the economy is bad
Nah mate. Fuck you.
>>73727204
Got walls around your house? If not, build some. Don't fall for the alcohol meme, NEET + BEER bad combo.
I haven't been unemployed for more than a week since I finished high school. And all the jobs have been well paid and dignifiyng. What's wrong with you people?
>>73714211
Why is compsci a meme?
I just graduated in engineering in Vancouver and I am looking for a job as well.
Why is it so hard here.
good to know that even /pol will quickly become indoctrinated to socialism once TPP comes into effect and the entire skilled workforce is outsourced
>>73728113
All the Job is shipped offshore and peoples staying here compete for the rest of the Jobs.. Also there is old fuckers who keep there cards to make a little job some time when they are not in florida..
>>73713289
Volunteer.
It's a great resume builder.
>>73729873
I'm just planning on emigrating to the states at this point.
I can't even afford a condo and I'm an engineer. This isn't right.
>>73714142
You're just being a douchebag if you have two jobs.
>tfw have job
Find a temp agency or something OP. They'll hook you up with whatever. Remember, beggars can't be choosers. Get some experience and responsibility.
>>73713289
>IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!!!!!!!
>>73729964
>doing it for free
>>73713352
Maple leafs need not apply.
>>73713289
>have 5+ year employment gap
>people think an employer would choose me over the other 50+ good goy gregs that applied with fully fleshed out resumes
>anon it's easy just shake their hand
I'm going to go on a shooting spree soon
>>73731060
Should have earned some good goy points instead of being a sadsack.
