You can only post in this thread if your country has had either a massive empire, or has been/is a superpower.
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Hello
>>73711648
Eternal empire checking in
>>73711703
>>73711739
fuck outta here
>>73711703
Those were the days, both of us going at it. Huge, mechanised warfare. Alas, our only enemy devours us from within these days.
hola
Squat master race reporting.
>>73711648
Being an essential part of the Empire I feel I have the right to post here
Bonjour
:3
>>73711879
Remove kebab
>>73711648
Hi Britain.
Still dealing with the terrorist apologist mayor I see.
It's like in Twin Peaks when Ben Horne became obsessed with the Confederacy.
A humble empire
>>73711648
Hi, VOC baby
>>73711969
Sup fag
>>73711867
We still have Gibraltar, son.
>>73711648
Current superpower reporting in
>>73712051
You made a mistake, m8. We kept India, you kept your precious Indonesian spices. Bad move!
stars and bars reporting in
Sup
Hello imperial chums
>>73711648
The last race of ethnically pure Germanics reporting.
Dutch Empire will always stay alive, even if it manifests itself through the economy instead of actual land.
#1 NATION COMING THROUGH
posting
notgivingbackconstantinople reporting.
>>73712159
51st State. Best State.
>>73712169
Why a mistake
Do we have Paki's in our country now?
Indonesians aren't that bad
>Not wanting based spices
OG Colony reporting
1st super power reporting in.
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>>73712516
>>73712447
let's name it properly, Estambul
hey fags whats up
>>73712616
>Maine
>Not rightful Massachusetts Clay
other than that it's perfect
>>73712111
trips. French Empire is best empire.
>>73711648
Sup.
>>73712293
>Anglo-Irish
You guys did make good cannon fodder.
>>73711648
Wassup you fucking faggot? How did it feel to lose to farmers with pitchforks?
>>73711648
Off-spring nation of the great mongolian empire, calling in.
>>73711820
Britain
>Conquered poo-in-loos, niggers, and chinks
>Didn't even kill natives
Germany
>Conquered Europeans
>Still controls most of Europe through EU
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Croatia_(925%E2%80%931102)
Close enough famalam
>>73711648
Reporting in
>>73712884
You can post since you were part of the ottoman empire.
>>73712498
You were the big dog of The East for a while though. It could have been the Dutch Raj.
>>73711648
Does it count if we'll be a superpower by 2020?
>tfw used to be so much superior
>>73712959
"Come 2020, we will make the entire world DESIGNATED shitting street"
>>73712395
Kek, this gif makes me laugh for some weird reason.
Does the Habsburg empire count? The parts that were under Ottoman control? Yugoslavia?
>>73712797
I don't remember that. I remember losing to France on that land you call home though.
>>73712159
There's only one superpower in the world.
American Empire...
>>73712959
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>>73712884
>>73712799
>>73712721
>>73712665
>>73712439
regional powers gtfo
>>73711739
kek
>>73712800
checked, also fuck off
>>73712830
USA
>Tries to defeat sandniggers and agrarian chinks
>Fails despite overwhelming military force
>USA NO. 1
Reporting in
>>73712830
>Britain
>Conquering Chinks
When the fuck was this?
>>73712939
So I can post too
>>73713219
Didn't really conquer chinks, but gained de facto control over their operations.
feels coming through
>>73713055
Because it is a true representation of a very important part of American culture just like giant trucks and meddling in the affairs of foreign countries.
>>73713074
You lost to the French? That's even worse, I'd stick with the farmer story if I were you. Oh yeah, fuck tea real men drink coffee. Maybe that's why you lost.
>>73713071
What are you doing here? Trying to rejoin us?
>>73713331
I know that feel, magyarbro
>>73713130
> a canton in a canton
Reporting in.
>>73713391
>French are pussies meme
I'm amazed this is even a thing on pol
Uncontested super power checking in
>>73713331
Ah old friend...
good times
>>73712114
>being proud of a rock
>>73713137
but we waz rulerz n shieeet
>>73713264
Only if you survive the current happenings.
>>73713137
Lmao. Don't forget your place, american. Your country was created on the basis of treason. You're literally an honorless nation. I would gladly join sides with Britain if they wanted to carry out vengeance for what you did.
>>73713071
I'd say so, it was huge and had influence all over Europe.
test
>>73713394
Elect FPÖ and we can talk about reunification.
>>73713391
The French were the strongest on Earth in 1700s. Brilliant fighting force. Sure, WW2 was a little embarrassing, but historically they've been brilliant.
>>73713484
Truth is not a meme.
>>73713137
Back when only Europe was relevant it makes sense for European "regional powers" to be considered superpowers.
Gtfo burger or make your own thread with your own autistic rules.
>>73713394
Yes. Is there a problem?
>>73713522
You know you want it back, spaniard.
Don't try anything, though. Just remember who's the nuclear power, alright?
>>73713522
A very S T R A T E G I C rock
>>73712800
FUUCK YEAAA
Hello friends
>>73711648
Yay! My land is home of the winners (Being breed out though)
>>73713599
I'm not even going to bother, mate
>>73711648
hello there
>>73713548
I'd rejoin Britain in a heartbeat
>>73711648
Bonjour my best ennemie , so when are you going to Brexit so we can beat your ass up for old times sake.
>>73711728
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>>73712703
>>73712797
>>73712830
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>>73713721
warms my heart to see all these patriots
>>73711648
hello
>>73713589
This.
They thought that the WWII would be a repeat of WWI, that's why they lost.
French weren't ready to fight too. The records or the Great War was still alive
>>73712111
>>73713777
Double trips
French empire best empire.
>>73713727
well that was easy. pic related.
>>73712830
Germany and France conquered other nations for a few years before Britain liberated them.
And Britain doesn't follow any EU rules
USA primarily fights for Israel and has a terrible record in conquering 3rd world farmers.
Has successfully conquered a few small banana republics however.
>>73713219
Pic related
>>73713912
(you)
>>73713572
we will and not thx
>merging with an ex-commie 2nd world shithole
>>73713170
UK
>Most powerful navy
>World Superpower
>Couldn't beat an untrained, unprepared, militia
OI THE SUN NEVER SETS
>you will always be british
>>73713858
>French empire the best empire
>a shallow version of our empire
>best empire
>>73711648
WE WUZ SONS OF THE SUN AND SHIEEET
>>73714007
Yo, i heard something about reunification
>>73713784
Amen brother
>>73713854
Tbf, we were guilty of the same mistake (I.e. Going straight into Belgium, ignoring the Ardennes). Luckily, we are on an island, and so we weren't invaded.
French defeat in WW2 wasn't due to inferiority of forces, just due to strategic error.
This is now an America thread.
Post American pictures Ameribros
>>73714039
The french helped the revolutionaries.
>>73714039
get a life bin that knife!
picture needs him to be using a plastic spoon
>>73714148
a nation that was wiped out by the common cold is not a superpower
>>73714007
Your loss. We'll merge with Poland then.
>>73714174
Go fuck yourself, this is a Habsburg reunification thread
>>73713771
Traitors are shot bitch. You only get to go back as a floating corpse.
>>73714174
Stop.
This is autism
>USA
>Superpower
Never is , never was, and never will be. FUCK TRUMP
>>73713130
>>73713426
Clearly it would look better if we placed the Moon where the stars are.
>>73714039
>Degenerate British traitors in the thirteen colonies cause a ruckus.
>Supported massively by the French.
>Think that they actually won, ignore the fact they would have been slaughtered without the baguettes.
>>73714193
>The french were supporting us from the very beginning
>>73714039
>>Couldn't beat an untrained, unprepared, militia
Actually, we did beat that untrained and unprepared militia.
We lost to the well trained and well prepared professional army that was backed by one of the world's greatest powers at the time.
>>73714174
>Post American pictures
Sure
>>73714304
leave you portugese cuckee
>>73711648
Golden age baby~
>>73714388
>>73714229
Better being wiped out by common cold than sand niggers UK. Tell me again how is that ur capital got a mudslim mayor
>>73714404
>EU flag
Please delete this
>>73714404
>Sweden
My country used to be composed of people wearing beanies and not shaving their beard. That's pretty damn powerful if you ask me.
>>73714404
>>73714355
You still had your ass kicked, which convinced France and Spain to help us
>>73714406
Make me leave
>>73714386
>France did all the work
Keep telling yourself that Mehmet
>>73714497
>America
>>73712718
>>73712718
barely had an empire to begin with.
French people are all too proud of themselves for doing absolutely fucking nothing to further humanity.
>>73714519
Why is he using the terrorist hood? thats for women of those parasites.
>>73714519
>>73711648
Burger checking in
>>73711648
Shouldn't that be "your country was part of a massive empire and/or was a colony"? Or how would you phrase "part of the ummah"?
>>73714525
>Battle of saratoga
>British surrender
>France decides its a safe enough bet to join and fuck up britland
>USA wins the land war.
>>73714624
>begging for american colonization
>>73714665
>cuck religion
>>73714388
>>73711843
Remember when army's didn't hide behind civilian meat shields and fought valiantly in the field of battle. Then they were destroyed guerilla warriors who actually fought with some common sense.
>>73714790
>Christianity
>Cuck religion
Yeah I suppose you'd prefer Islam, no?
>>73714790
Go down south and say that tough guy.
>>73714665
Sven why are you going to let that be destroyed by mudslimes!!!!!!
>brags about christian history
>lets ISIS start a family in his kitchen
>>73714665
To be completely honest, part of the reason I left the baptist denomination was because of how cheaply built its churches are. Gaudy fake-gold (that plastic shit with the raised bumps across its surface), shitty pews, etc.
>>73714638
Haha you Americans really are a special kind of retarded, you should be put into zoos for everyone's entertainment.
yes
>>73714638
>>France did all the work
That's not what I said at all, Paco
>>73714665
>implying that's not all you need
Based Chapelshack
>>73714881
>Sven why are you going to let that be destroyed by mudslimes!!!!!!
Why are you letting pic-related get destroyed by Tyrone and Jamal?
>>73714954
>flag
No
>>73714784
After losing to vietcongs, I doubt you could colonize anything
>>73711820
The only reason your country is something is that 40% of the people have German ancestors.
>>73711648
Do we count? We did control Finland, Estonia and parts of Norway and Germany once.
>>73714945
>>73714958
>Worlds strongest navy
>Get BTFO by one man
>>73714954
>Roman empire
>Romania
TOP KEK!!
>>73715003
If the design of churches aren't important, why have them at all? Go pray in a whore house.
You're a disgrace to God.
>>73715003
Is that how you burgers call a cuckshed?
>>73715043
>we fucked vietcongs so hard our own people asked us to stop
>>73713391
Typical Americans, hating on the French even though without them you'd still be singing "God Save the Queen."
>>73711648
I am super power :D
>>73715118
>praying in a whore house
>disgrace to God
Wew lad, sounds like your throwing some stones there buddy, you certainly aren't implying Jesus didn't love him some whores are you?
>>73715043
>Left Vietnam cause of dirty libs and hippies
>Lost
???
>>73715225
Rare?
>>73715028
>>73715090
yes, the germans and charlemagne lied to you
>>73715277
I'd say uncommon.
NORGE STRONK
>>73715019
I think we can all agree coal burners are subhuman regardless of national origin.
Redcoats BTFO.
Thx France, srry u are cucks now I wish you were still bros.
>>73715225
Probably the biggest mistake in our history,
we should have sided with the Brits instead of giving birth to our retarded child...
>>73715225
Except for the part about Hitler nearly taking London, any guesses as to who stopped that? You'd be praising the Reich if it wasn't for us typical Americans. And considering the most formidable fighting force in France is the FOREIGN Legion, I'd say we would've won either way. Hard for British ships to do much good on land.
>>73711648
From sea to shining sea
>>73711648
I guess so, shame all our former colonies are now shitholes
We are the successor to the Spanish Empire which is the successor to the Roman Empire
>>73715339
lied to us about what...?
>>73715557
woah woah, the Battle of Britain was won with Spitfire planes and hardly trained pilots, Britain won without America's help when it comes to mainland defence.
>>73711648
We are the rightful inheritors of Normandy and therefore conquered all of England
>>73711648
What about countries that will become superpowers in the near future? Can't wait for 2030, friends,
>>73715557
I don't recall you specifically being on Omaha Beach. There should be no we in those sentences.
Hark! I hear the foe advancing,
Barbed steeds are proudly prancing,
Helmets in the sunbeams glancing
Glitter through the trees.
Men of Harlech, lie ye dreaming?
See ye not their falchions gleaming,
While their pennons gaily streaming
Flutter in the breeze?
From the rocks rebounding,
Let the war cry sounding
Summon all at Cambria's call,
The haughty foe surrounding,
Men of Harlech, on to glory!
See, your banner famed in story
Waves these burning words before ye
"Britain scorns to yield!"
>>73715225
France is the country of cucks now
>Thanks for helping us BTFO the dirty bongs
This thread is a clusterfuck of bad American stereotypes. Holy fuck
>>73715679
Hurricane pilots actually scored more kills than Spitfire pilots in the BoB, senpai
>>73712718
>"hey francois, lets make algeria a department of cosmopolitan france"
>>73715614
A Cuban posts and pol doesn't erupt into an irreversible derailment
Now I've seen everything
>>73715767
Sure thing hue and poo sure will be.
>>73715803
Denbts reporting in
>>73715803
This must've been how Romans behaved during the Barbarian Invasions.
>>73715772
You don't recall me being there? We must have just missed each other. You try yelling my name real loud like your mom does?
>>73711648
Ciao belli
>>73715803
Shouldn't you leave anyway?
It's almost time for your daily prayer Muhammad
>>73715772
Preach it bredren
>>73715778
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His day is marching on.
I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal";
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,
Since God is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Since God is marching on.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat;
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! Be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is marching on.
In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me.
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free*,[14]
While God is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
While God is marching on.
>>73715557
>Except for the part about Hitler nearly taking London
lmao
>>73711648
Well, we used to be an empire.
WE WUZ VIKINGS
Fr tho. Norway had both Iceland and Greenland, we were a superpower at sea. Norsemen were the first Europeans to discover America.
>>73715965
Explain yourself America?
>>73715614
>Cuban with internet
When are you going to attempt to sail your bathtub to Florida?
>>73715809
but muh spitfires are symbols of British airforce
>>73715965
>police patrolling for anti-social behaviour
How is that a bad thing? Oh wait, you're not confusing anti-social with "asocial", are you?
>>73711648
Ayy
>>73716173
That's Australia you dumb Paki.
>>73716143
Adorable desu
>>73716159
>Looting and raping as far as Constantinople
>Be feared by all of Europe
>Ah fuck it let's become farmers and Christians
>>73713548
Of course a Swede would offer himself up to be cucked by another nation. How's your false sense of honor as Pajeet rapes your daughters on the way home from school?
>>73716099
Prove you're a Brit. Who's on the copper coin?
>>73716331
I'm sorry, who's country is run by a golliwog again?
>>73716392
The person whose name is written on said coin
We held off the Romans (couldn't hack it so they built a wall and ran away) and the English, do we get double points?
>>73716392
George V. Nice pre-decimal penny, I love those things. I've got dozens.
>>73716392
Don't really know why i'm replying but it's King George V. It says on the coin you dumb fuck.
>>73716099
>one channel away
>>73711648
>"WE WUZ EMPERORZ N SHEIT" the thread
>>73716343
Maybe they looked at the glorious cities of Paris, Rome and Constantinople and thought "Hmm, maybe we should build some shit for once too, instead of being off-colour niggers."
>>73716446
I'm sorry whose capitol is overrun and runned by sandniggers?
>>73716446
I wouldn't talk. Your capital city is run by a mudslime, your capital city isn't even English anymore, your Labour Party is run by a Marxist, your conservative part is run by a cuck, etc.
>>73716392
Abdul abubakir pbuh
>>73716498
no but you can have honorary empire status
>>73716498
NEVER
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V
E
R
>>73716498
>Romans couldn't conquer scotland meme
>Scots are Picts meme
:^)
>>73714862
Partial Obama supporter here telling all of you that this Sweed cuck is bullshitting, he meant that we shouldn't be racist and oppress Muslims, he also said after that that we should not slander the name of Jesus Christ and we should condemn the hate of Christianity. Fuck you Sweed cuck go back to your cuck shed.
>>73716614
>>73716600
And yet, we are still more white than you. How does that make you feel?
>>73711648
it did had its moments am still sad how low my country has sunk
>>73716636
Well if the English had one...can't be that good
>>73711648
nice thread senpai
>>73716715
like we can hold off a larger opposing force, you fucking loser. shariah law incoming faggot.
>>73712159
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>73712571
Spain was truly something.
Too bad Bolívar beat you into mediocrity.
>>73714665
>>73716715
200 million whites and growing here, Abdul. Our white birth rates aren't static like yours. We may have a Mexican problem, but Pakis and other assorted Muslims are much worse.
>>73716498
>held of the romans
When will this meme end
The only reason they didn't pound the north into submission is because that barren wasteland wasnt fucking worth the effort
>>73716173
That's Australia, you mong
>>73716574
They're like little fucks in a "my dad is better than your dad" argument.
>>73712021
This fucking guy having the time of his life. /pol/ for sure
>>73711648
it's been a thousand years but hey who's counting
>>73714174
>>73716859
Fuck you lady
>>73711648
Whats up
>>73716864
Is that why many of your 'white' people voted a black Muslim from Kenya as their president?
>>73713629
Nope, a very good decision.
>>73715019
We got stuck with our niggers after they no longer served a purpose as slaves but you faggots willingly invite these rape apes into your homes.
>>73717219
And you voted an actual Muslim as mayor for your capital city
>>73711648
One time European superpower checking in.
Du gamla, Du fria...
>>73716653
The standard response
>>73717219
200 million non-Hispanic whites faggot. If I recall correctly, well over half of your 'whites' vote for leftist parties and supported that Paki Ed Milliband or whatever for PM against David Cameron. Don't even get me started on the SNP and the pThetic showing UKIP had. Fuck off. At least here Trump has a chance of winning.
>>73716715
I know that my country is even more cucked, but STILL having cities that are 60% white, or even 93%, is really fucking pathetic considering britain is native white land.
America was never 100% white. They have american natives. The blacks that were imported. It was founded on immigration. They had, and still have, people coming from around the world. That is how it was created.
Britain, on the other hand, has imported an ungodly amount of people from the 3rd world. What is the nationwide percentage now, 13% non white? That means you went from being almost 100% white excluding small communities of non whites during your imperial era, to 13% shitskins imported in a very short span of time.
Americas 60% white is less pathetic than britains 87% white due to the simple fact that america was never white native land to begin with while britain chose their own destruction.
>>73717332
Din smällfeta ko XDXDXD
>>73717456
Not an arguement
>>73717330
>you
No Rasta, only people in the city of London vote that.
So basically only Europeans right?
Or are we gonna let in the Japs?
>>73713331
>Indivisibly and inseparably
well that didn't work out
