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TRUMP GENERAL: TRIGGERED FAUX-CAHONTAS EDITION
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TRUMP GENERAL: TRIGGERED FAUX-CAHONTAS EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,119 (Per CNN)
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps

ENTERTAINMENT
>Boss Nigger Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>Trump Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPS_LLiyBr8
>Clinton: Season of the Witch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkGP-tVoDyI
>Trump SLAMS Clinton on Benghazi
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFPCtFfmhWB/
>Cenk of TYT Breaks Down over Trump-Clinton Polls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8NQ7jUDbSI
>Trumping the Dorms!
https://twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/730013452777836544
>The Idiocy of Trump Haters Exposed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h3lnX1l5hA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

WEBSITES
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/

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>>73710063
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Based Pajeets
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>>73710296
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#HillaryforExecution2016
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Post your bets /pol/
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>>73710267
>tfw all he has to do is put a quick tweet and it's trending.
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THIS NEEDS TO BE IN THE OP
VICENTE FOX THREATENS ACTUAL FUCKING WAR OVER THE WALL
http://downtrend.com/71superb/former-mexican-president-threatens-war-with-us-if-trump-is-elected
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>>73710267
These people really think Bernie has a chance. Keep continuing to make Crazy Bernie trend tho
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>>73710401
>US/Mexico war
kek, I wonder how that's gonna go
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who has suffered PTSD so far in the meme wars?

>ben shapiro
>glenn beck
>jeb! bush
>elizabeth warren
>aids skrillex
>carl the cuck
>vincente fox
>joe


add more
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>>73710401
We did it once. I think it's time expansionism started back up. Time to unite the Americas under one flag
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>>73710401
Good luck with that. That shithole will be glassed off the planet if even one shot/missile is fired.
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>>73710267
This not a good way to promote your candidate if you call him CRAZY.
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>>73710473
>Domo Arigato Marco Ruboto
>Wolf Blitzer
>Megyn "Wherever" Kelly
>Chris Matthews
>Bill Kristol
>Mittens Rmoney
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>>73710473
Ben Shapiro, I'm pretty sure he has gone fucking insane by now.
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>>73710517

>Giving spics voting rights

The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>73710473
Steve Deace
The Loesch Family
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>>73710432
She either isn't old enough to vote or she's a professional student. With the insane amount of money minorities get for college it's very easy to make a literal career out of it.
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>>73710618
Shapiro and Beck are permanently fucked up by Trump. They'll never be completely the same.
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>>73710359
Was 6/1 at one point fucking gutted I didn't lump on then.
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>>73710063
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>>73710473

Steve duece or whoever the autistic cruz missile on TV was
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>>73710473
>The Fucking Pope
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>>73710473
Post Trump-blasted Stress Disorder
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>>73710473
watching shapiro melt down was the best
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Alright, another attempt at the Cruz voice. I don't think I'm skaven enough to get it right.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12hPzK2UIjm
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>>73710432
>einstein revolutionary physicist
>mlk amazing activist
>mendel botanist and scientist
>crazy bernie is insane
uh yeah real good comparison
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>>73710738

Bernie is making great strides in the field of relativity, specifically examining how good a batshit insane socialist can look relative to Hillary Clinton
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>>73710687
Yeah same man, I was a bit late on the betting, been following Trump right from the start so I could've won twice.
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>>73710689
>things my grandma forwarded to me in an email chain or on facebook
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>>73710689
An illegal will do it for $15, let the homeless eat shit and die
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>>73710820
TOP TIER BANTZ.

MY SIDES WEREN'T READY.
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>>>4407777
>>>4407777
>>>4407777
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>>73710756
That's just tacky.
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>>73710854
>supporting illegals
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>>73710296
>>73710329
conbined the picture
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>>73710063
https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI

Trump hasn't even tweeted or retweeted this yet has he lads?.... Would be savage if he did...then the news mentions it and more people view it..
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>>73710725

I don't think you can do it right at all, Cruz has a very very subtle mannerism to his speaking. It's better than I can do, but when I try I always emphasize the "sur" sound when he says shit like

>"and the conSERRVative grass roots are rising up against the washington cartel.... and I...... Ted Cruz.... will stand SHOULDER TO SHOULDER with the American people...."
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>>73710689
That little girl is smart. If real, hope she doesn't end up being tumblrina due to her parents.
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quick i need the maga hat template

is for homework
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SJW's do you really WANT some of TRUMP?
Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg

....
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>>73710909
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>>73710063
Thanks for not shitting up the links this time.
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>>73710902
What are you trying to do little Croatia
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>>73710909
build the fucking wall carlos
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>>73710687
>>73710824
Know that feel bros. I'm getting fucking right on it this weekend when I've got time to properly check out some betting sites and going all in on the golden Don.
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>>73710738
>Not knowing about the new field of math Bernie invented in which he wins the nomination.
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Include this recent Trump interview in the OP later.

This was "Crazy Bernie" interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teXR3KVl0fM
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All this talk about betting on the election reminds me. Does anyone remember that Australian guy that lost a ridiculous amount of money betting on some primary that Trump was expected to lose?
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>>73711084
How much you planning on betting?
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>>73711199
Pic is him
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>>73711139
GOP worked on it but failed. Maybe the crazy commie kike can solve the riddle.

http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-statisticians-develop-new-branch-math-formulat-52463
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>>73710473
>Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome
>David Cameron, Fucker of Dead Pigs
>Angela Merkel, Caliph of Europe
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>>73711199
Wisconsin, I think.
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>>73711084

I put £150 on him back in January.
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>>73710100
What is this shit honestly
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>>73710473
Is this our JUST League?
Sarah Silverman gets triggered regularly every time Trump says something sexist. Bitch had better pack her bags for Israel.
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>>73710978

no probs, it was just a matter of copy paste into a text editor, find and replace all the [embed]'s
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>>73711255
Not sure. But I think I'll split it between a few sites. I've seen people using Bet365, Paddypower and Ladbrokes here. I think I'll put down £15 on each (most of them have bonuses when you make your first £10+ bet, so I'll effectively be able to double up the money)
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I need a wallpaper related to trump, help me brothers!
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>>73710063
That's a Ball I would love see smack into Cankles Chin.
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Anyone screencap Goofy Liz Warren's twitter meltdown?
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Sup fellas, Joe Biden here. Just wanted to let you guys know that we're sending both Hillary and Bernard to the cuck shed. Its gonna take a man to beat Trump, and Im that man. See you cucks in November.
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>>73711378
I wish I had your courage and foresight. Really regretting it now.
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>>73710127
kek
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>>73710401
What power does a former president have? He's not their commander in chief any more. Unless Mexican politics are different.
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For your phone.
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Here's a good county map for delegates so far
http://graphics.wsj.com/elections/2016/all-primary-caucus-results-2016/
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>>73711614
That's a big screensaver.
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>>73710960
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>>73711548
>beats 17 republicans
>beats hillary
>beats sanders
>beats biden
Who's next?
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>>73711548
When Trump beats Biden, Biden will board Epsteins plane and never be seen again. They'll "just get a shotgun" and do Biden like old yeller.
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"It is nesscary that I should die for my people; but my spirit will come back from the grave ant the world will know that I was right."

- Adolf Hitler
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>>73710960
whoops
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>>73711670
Who would be brave enough after Biden gets taken down?
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>>73711650
Fits perfect on Galaxy S7 Edge

t. I just set it
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>>73711606
He was the previous president of Mexico. Imagine if Bill Clinton or George W. Bush was publicly threatening war on Canada for no reason today. The fact that his successor isn't telling him to sit down and shut up suggests it might be an attempt at back-channel communications.
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>>73711683
This isn't real... is it?
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>>73711548
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>>73710473
IT'S RUBIO!
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>>73711791
It's being widely circulated on Twitter.
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>>73711767
Am I the only one kinda excited to watch Mexico get BTFO in a war headed by based God-Emperor Trump?
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>>73711670
what no isis?
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>>73711799
what the FUCK is going on here? Who is that small child
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>>73711670
The world.
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>>73711614
Here's another.
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post yfw when the delegate count ends up like this
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>>73711799
I love the pat and the look saying, "Goddamn it, Joe, stop creeping on this little girl in public. There are fucking cameras for Christ's sake."
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>>73711767
I'm wondering why Enrique Peña Nieto isn't on the news as much as Vicente Fox is.
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>>73711910
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>>73711683
Hitler comes back every time somebody needs an evil to compare somebody they disagree with to.
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https://i.imgur.com/lIzdrr2.gifv
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>>73711830
Every white person west of the Mississippi would enjoy seeing that. Trump wouldn't even have to declare a draft. You'd see a million angry rednecks descending from the woods on to recruiter stations.
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>>73711910
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>>73711791
Ye of little faith
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>>73711961
Nieto keeping quiet to see if Trump wins and he has to bend the knee to the max
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>>73711874
And then space.

Galactic Empire when?
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>>73711683
Trump getting 1488 delegates would be the meme singularity
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>>73711683
>>73711791
>>73711816
Take a gander what 'President Donald Trump' is in english gematria (numerology)

http://www.gematrix.org/?word=president+donald+trump

pic related
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Just play nice Dahnald. This won't hurt a bit.
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>>73710820

Under-fuckin-rated.
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NEW NATIONAL POLL FAGGOTS!

http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/yougov-economist-24478

>2016 General Election
>YouGov/Economist 5/6-5/9

>Population 2,000 Adults
>Margin of Error ±3.0 percentage points

>Clinton 42%
>Trump 40%
>Undecided 7%
>Other 6%
>Wouldn't Vote 5%


THEY ARE BASCIALLY IN A STATISTICAL TIE!
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>>73712056
peak meme
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>>73712054
ask nate
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>>73712024
I've happily join in as a civilian. I'll bring my own gear, too. Just tell me where to go and what to fuck up.
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I remember a month or two ago when I posted that Trump could hit upwards to 1300 with ease and a bunch of shills jumped on me. Now it looks like he'll get 1488. Top kek.
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>>73711660
Hello there, MAGA shopper.
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>>73710724
She looks so cute why does she do that forced smile all the time?
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>>73712103
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>>73711683
>>73712093
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>73711910
mfw i snagged all the (You)s before you in the other thread
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>>73712133
10/10
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>>73712115
I'm glad bernie will lose because then we'd be in trouble, but beating clinton will be so easy. Hilary is a fucking faggot and everyone knows it except the establishment who hopes to keep her in charge.
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>>73711660
How's it going friendo, mind doing your magic?
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>>73712151
hey m8 how are you?
>>73712149
kek and they said we would not beat Ted
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>>73712222
PRAISE KEK.
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>>73712054
As soon as we get Russia on board. Between the US and Russia we'd own everything inside lunar orbit by default.
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>>73711550

If it's any consolation, I don't know what the odds are currently like, but when I made the bet I also considered myself a latecomer who should've acted months previously.
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>>73710401
Is there a better article on this? One thats more inpartial and/or cites where he said this? Want to share this online.
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>>73711910
I'm getting 1,489 now.
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>>73712296
That would be glorious
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>>73712252
"Hilary is a fucking faggot"

- Anonymous
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>>73711614
Thanks, saved.
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>>73712222
Nice quads.
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>>73712369
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>>73712267
Goddamn.
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>>73712345
NBC IS COVERING IT
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/former-mexico-pres-vicente-fox-drops-f-bomb-about-trump-n571576
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Will this video kill Hillary's chances?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
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>>73710432
They didn't call Einstein crazy, they called him a plagiarizing kike. They didn't call MLK Jr. crazy either, they called him a Communist (which he was). Not sure about Mendel.
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>>73710359

my biggest one is £1k on presidency with a return of £10k
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>>73710452
>BOOTS ON THE GROUND
>TACOS ON THE GROUND
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She's going to lose so bad...

https://twitter.com/Bros4Hillary
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>>73711799

Jesus Christ I didn't realize it was this bad.

Are there more videos like this?

All Trump would have to do is play them on loop.

Forget any other attack ads.
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>>73710201
Give it back ,gringo.
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>>73712444
Goddamn, trips.
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>>73712455
>4 million views

W E W L A D
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So any ideas which adjectives will The Don use to mark the world leaders?
---- Merkel
---- Putin
---- Truedau
etc.
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>>73711910
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>>73712133
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>>73711392
>Sarah Silverman gets triggered regularly every time Trump says something sexist.
Trump has never said anything of the sort. Don't fall into the leftist language control paradigm, its one of their greatest weapons.
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Could someone hat me please?
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>>73712499
there's a ton of videos like that

Uncle Joe is a serial pedophile
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>>73712222
>>73712444
Am I blessed by Kek today?
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>>73712267
hi
>>73712222
nice
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>>73710063
Is someone archiving all these threads for history? I'm going to start printing them out soon because I know NSA wants to delete them all
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>>73712222
Checked!
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>>73712499
>>73711861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaSlSaNvCc
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>>73712093
Try "Can't Stump The Trump"
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>>73712591
yesh
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>>73712291
I'm all right m8. Yourself?
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>>73712590
It's amazing that he hasn't gotten called out on it yet, I bet it gives him an extra thrill to creepily touch little girls when its live TV.
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>>73712024
If Trump drafted me, I'd stand tall and say "it'd be an honor, sir."
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>>73710756
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>listening to Glenn Beck's podcast from earlier for a laugh
>talking about how the founding fathers wanted to try a more Libertarian outlook for the most part
>nothing wrong here
>"But that changed when we got to Andrew Jackson. The man wanted full government control including wanting a central bank"
>Jackson
>wanting a central bank
Is Glenn Beck lying on purpose or is he just completely misinformed on everything.
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Does anyone have a link to the Bing delegate tracker? Can't find it, even on the bing page
>>73711683
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>>73710432
Einstein came up with special relativity at 25. Maybe Bernies a late bloomer
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>>73712601
We export our spiciest stuff to our Reddit colony for distribution.
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>>73712593
Can I get a hat and possibly have her say MAGA or AWOO or whatever you think is better?
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>>73712696
Just search for delegate tracker from Bing.
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>>73710935
meme magic is real
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>>73712546
>Messy Merkel
"Look at Angela Merkel - she is a total mess and she's making a mess out of Germany, it's a complete disaster! Messy Merkel!"

I doubt he'd make something up for Putin or Trudeau though
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>>73712691
Beck is a fucking moron.
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>>73712346
>trump arrives to make a speech
>"you all know that our meme wizards predicted that I'd hit 1488"
>crowd applauses and goes wild
>chants of "WE LOVE YOU" echo across the nation
>"I'm sorry to announce that we have no met that goal"
>massive gasps of shock and screams of horror
>riots begin breaking out and a national alert is issued
>trump holds his hand up
>unanimous silence across the country
>"yes... we did not reach 1488."
>"we were off by one."
>absolute silence as it sinks in
>camera pans to a crowd of sulky faces and crying children
>"... WE ACTUALLY BROKE IT BY 1! WE HIT 1489!!"
>crowd cheers so loud hillary has a stroke
>ISIS confuses celebration with wardrums and all blow themselves up
>russia nukes iran as congratulations to Trump
>"I TOLD YOU ALL WE'RE GONNA KEEP WINNING!"
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>>73712149
Said Trump would win nomination in July
Said Trump would be president in August
My Feb prediction was 1350 delegates
Said 1488 in April
Feels fucking good

>Picked Trump in ME
I underestimated the rigging
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>>73712672
FOR THE EMPEROR
WE WILL SACRIFICE
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>>73712691
Prolly both

He forgets the founding fathers were based nationalist-libertarians. The debate used to be how far to go on each side. Now its globalist-socialist.
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>BREAKING NEWS:

INDIANS are practicing ANCIENT MEME MAGIC to give their ENERGY to the God Emperor for the General Election.

VICTORY CONFIRMED.
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>>73712691
Glenn Beck is utterly psychotic. If he were just lying knowingly, he would never have plastered his face in cheeto dust.
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>>73712643
Jesus Christ.

What have we done?

>>73712093
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>>73712671
it's the same here as it is in Britain

They don't get called out because so many members of congress, senators, white house staffers, CEOs of transnationals, Major media personalities and news anchors

They're all in on it , and they all cover for each other
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>>73712696
https://www.bing.com/search?q=gop+delegates

>>73712691
He's fucking snapped. He has no more power.
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>>73712691
>lying on purpose or is he just completely misinformed
You give him too much credit on both counts.
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>>73712777
PRAISE KEK
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>>73711255
I'm taking a double mortgage on my home
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>>73712769

> Trump Wynns
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>>73712751
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>>73711799
Fucking creepazoid.
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>>73712546
>Comrade Putin
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>>73712499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDOWIxpBgg
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>>73712777
Enlighten us on what the ritual is called and what it entails.

Last night, you said the dot is for marriage, but only the women wear it. The men and the image of Trump have it.
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>>73711791
They added a delegate to the prediction count to ruin it. its now 1489
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>>73712093
>>73712803
what THE ACTUAL fuck
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>>73712691
If there's one thing a random person knows about Jackson it's that he was against central banks. Beck must be lying intentionally or just confusing the names of the presidents.
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>>73712546

Merkel - Destroyer of Europe
Putin - my friend, Vlad
Trudeau - may be the first time a president uses the word "cuck" on live tv
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>>73712546
-Coverup Merkel
-Fightin Putin
-StatusQuo Truedau
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>>73711548
That's sexist
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>>73712691
He's misinformed as fuck. He's one of these guys who worships the Founding Fathers and doesn't even know what they're about.
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>>73712888
CHECKED TRIPS. KEK HAS FIXED THE GEMATRIA. IT'S IN THE NUMBERS. IT'S OGRE. AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN

CHECK EM!
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>>73712691
Glenn Beck is a CIA media plant

He appeared around 2007/2007 and really took off around then

It coincided with the rise of the Ron Paul movement

You should go watch some of Glenn's old Fox News shows

His role is to discredit constitutionalism and libertarianism by co-opting the movement and acting like a crazy fuck
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>>73710738
Actually, Einstein stole his theories and mlk and Mandela are nothing but terrorists worshipped by hoodlums and criminals.
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>>73712777
ANCIENT
MEME
MAGIC
CAPTCHA 420
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>>73712499
Ain't no hiding, from creepy Joe Biden.

He loves the ladies, and their girls.
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>>73712934
>Trump: "I'm gonna get on Air Force One, I'm gonna fly to Ottawa, and I'm gonna make Justin Trudeau sign the annexation papers while I bang his wife."
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>>73712803
WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

ARE...I DON'T EVEN
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>>73712777
witnessed
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>>73712716
4u
>>73712656
good good just happy for trumps victory
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>>73710127
9/10 gg
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You guys think THAT'S weird?
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>>73712803
We memed the ultimate meme

We did good anon... we did good

Praise Kek
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>>73712971
Ahhh... good ol controlled opposition. I used to think Alex Jones was too, but he's just a kook who happens to be spot on about Globalism. Minus the satanic rituals and reptillians and shit, of course.
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>>73712448
The beaner community must've put the fucking boots to Fox after he apologized to Trump.
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>>73712499
This guy had a brain aneurysm that caused serious brain damage. He is a fucking weirdo because a lot of his brain is literally dead.
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>>73712761
Can you imagine the entire crowd chanting at the Convention?
>1488! 1488! 1488!
The meme magic would be so intense it would shatter all the windows
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>>73712971
Also possible that he's just a crazy fuck.
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>>73712777
>holytrips

kek magician confirmed.
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>>73712803
OH SHIT
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>>73712777

That's the closest you're going to get to a Trump rally without leaving your country.

I bet it's high energy
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made some new OC
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>>73713042
The prophecy is coming true
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>>73711910
LINK IT YOU GAYLORD

t. fake and gay
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>>73713058
Glenn always attacked Ron Paul every step of the way in 2008 and kept at it right through the 2012 campaign, while claiming to be a libertarian

It was obvious that Glenn was controlled opposition to stop Ron Paul
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>>73712777
Which one is you??? I'm guessing the fine gentleman in the purple shirt is you
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>>73712751
>Was literally in the process of typing something along those lines
Messy Merkel was the very first thing that popped in my head. Good job Neatherlands though, couldn't come up with a Trump style tweet.
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>>73713010
He doesn't mind the men, either. Equal opportunities Creepo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
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>>73712552
I can't wait for Trump and Putin to be bros
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>tfw the priesthood rises
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>>73713034
Thanks bro
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>>73712882
That's not a dot, its called a "tilak"
Its an auspicious thingy that signifies the three sacred fires desu
The ritual seems to be a ceremony for inciting the blessings of Agni - the fire god and Indra - the god of thunderstorms to bless and protect Trump
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>>73713121
kool
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>>73713048
>>73713022
It's happening lads. Meme magic was just a meme before. But it has without a doubt transcended into reality.

Ran the numbers, the odds of a 20 letter phrase of a 26 letter alphabet with the distrubution English Gematria allows equaling exactly 1488 is 1/735,639.

And BOTH 'President Donald Trump' and 'Cant stump the Trump' have this.

It's fucking unreal.
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>>73710127
lol'd / 10
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>>73712546
Timid Trudeau
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>>73713189
no problem m8
>>73713218
so KEK is taking over
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>>73713058
The satanic worship shit actually happens. To what extent they believe it vs just acting like assholes is anyone's guess.
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>>73713042
DELETE THIS!
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>>73713113
Dude its like 40 minutes away from me
The right-wing party that's doing the ritual is the one I voted for
Holy fuck I can't believe this is true


>>73713154
I wasn't there unfortunately, just found out about it
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>>73713058
Alex Jones would be /pol/ if he subbed 'Jews' for 'Globalists'.
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>>73712093
>>73712803
FOR THE GLORY OF KEK
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>>73713192
/pol/ fucks with so many Gods over the years, from summoning eregores like Winter Chan to invoking Baal in Mecca, and Kek with the election.

I can only imagine what Hindu deities will do.
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>>73712882
anesha is the Elephant God, son of Shiva
He's the one you pray to when you start something, he's a patron scholar and helps you with the thing you start

Shiva is basically king of the jungle, as Oppenheimer says "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds".
He'll basically destroy all universes if he gets pissed and opens his third eye

Nagaraj is the Snake God, snakes are bro tier, great dance moves
Snakes are also good for general worship, it's more of a preventive thing, if you ignore the snake gods they'll completely fuck you shit up

Hanuman is the monkey God, also known as Anjaneya, known for being best bros with Rama, completely chill
He's basically the god all men are supposed to emulate when we are young, stay /fit/ and all that

Agni is fire, it's a yaga (ritual) using agni, to probably invoke the power of fire and/or the Sun god, Surya

He's gon win senpai, they called in all the main guys
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>>73712862
t-90s are so fucking cool looking

also, how long until Trump formally declares war on Saudia Arabia when he's president?

I say first week in office.
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>>73713306
How do Indians feel about Muslims?
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>>73713275
You not understanding what it is =/= "Satanic".

t. occultfag
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>>73713218
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>>73713058
Alex's reporting on Bohemian Grove was spot on

The satanic rituals are real
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>>73713168
They can't put him in though. He's way too senile at this point. He's 73, but his brain is rotten.

The wild life sucks it out of you.
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>>73713353
most globalists are jews
and he does go off on major rants about the globalists
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>>73713353
But jews are the oligarchy of globalists, just the commanding ones
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>>73712346
Hopefully this happens and during his acceptance speech at the convention he says "we're getting something even better than the predicted 1488"
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>>73713381

The same way as Israelis
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>>73712807
it doesn't show up senpai
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>>73713415
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>>73712934
>>73712953
>>73713270
if you think Trump isn't going to use Justin instead of Trudeau for his nick name you haven't learned much from his campaign
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>>73713273
yeah, it's over.
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>>73713381
Conflicted would be the best word I suppose
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>>73713373
I would say within the first year of his term if he does, need to fix a few things here at home first before we go to another battlefield.
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>>73713306
will they do the ritual again or it's just a one off thing?
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>>73713353
>>73713438
>>73713455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZFf6pVJKeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZFf6pVJKeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZFf6pVJKeA
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SJW's do you really WANT some of TRUMP?
Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg
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