Ultimate moral test
>>73701212
How would I be able to get my dick out?
as a Swede anon said in the previous thread, I would pull the lever and throw myself under the train
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THE ONLY ANSWER
>>73701212
Letting your dick be cut off for the benefit of strangers sounds pretty cucky
Only AFTER that will I be getting puss due to the publicity. Kill me.
>>73701212
Get my dick unstuck geez
>>73701408
killing yourself is immoral anon.
>>73701212
my dick is so small that noting would happen
I don't want de derail a train.
Why would I care about some random guys?
>>73701212
MY COCK WOULD DERAIL THE TRAIN
LESS DEAD IF I DON'T PULL IT
>>73701212
Kill the people tied to the track obviously. My existence is clearly superior to theirs.
>>73701212
save my dick and father 35+ kids to balance it out
>I'm sorry for you guys, but rejoice, the ancestors of everyone are smiling at us today!
>>73701212
Train is already destined for the tied up people, let it be
>>73701212
All the people tied up on the track look like men.
Would only sacrifice my wiener for beautiful damsels
>>73701845
This, it would be unnatural to change it's course, I wouldn't want to inconvenience the passangers.
Als the track ends right after my dick so there would be a giant crash killing lot's of people anyways.
>>73701661
Sweden, no. That is called a feminine boiclit.
>>73701212
Hopefully get my dick unstuck and untie the other people before the trolley starts to move.
>>73701212
I would let the wagon pass it's first pair of wheels on one part and as it passes i would "quickly" shift that lever hoping it splits the first and second half of the wagon or something.
I know it sounds retarded but your pic is retarded aswell, no ethnicities, no ages, anything.
Classic leaf-tier bait by the way.
>>73701212
dicks more important
can't empower womyn OP
>>73701212
Most modern trams, and even old ones have bumpers that activate breaks when a heavy force is applied against it. Also, considering how close to the ground they are, chances are the people would just get pushed along with a few broken bones at most. It's better to let the first group of people get injured than to cut your dick off.
I would let the train run over my dick in order to save the people who are tied up because I'm not edgy.
>>73701212
>>73702709
Damn it you are white after all.
>>73702709
Even if there was one nigger and a hundred 10/10 breeding material white girls strapped together, I'd kill the nigger with a big, happy smile on my face.
>>73702353
You're so funny, Justin.
Lol I'd let em die to prevent getting an ankle twisted
>>73701212
well, if your dick is stuck to the track there is a great possibility you'll die since your body core and head are so close to the track. If you die there will be nobody to untie these people and they will die as well.
Now if you let it run over the people there a greater possibility you could free yourself with you unhindered hands thus allowing for a survivor.
How is that a moral test?
I'd let all those people die and then go watch football and do my uni assignment an hour later.
>>73701212
Are you joking m8? that shit would wreck when it tried to run over the first batch
>>73701212
Initial D that shit
>>73701446
LOL SO RANDUMB!!!! XD
>>73701212
There's not a single trolley scenario that doesn't have a clear definitive answer.
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You are not a bad person for doing nothing let nature take its course of action.
Intentionally harming yourself is immoral
>>73702709
why is the guy still sad?
>>73703412
It's a meme you faggot
>>73703484
You'd be sad too if you for your dick stuck in train tracks.
>>73701212
If I don't know those people, run them the fuck over. If they're like family members or something, goodbye benis.
>>73703484
His dick is still trapped there.
>>73703484
Believe it or not Sven, many people don't want to lose their dicks. And many people still have some semblance of morality and empathy for others.
Mind you, if I was in that situation I'd let the guys get run over because I'm not losing my dick. But let's be honest here, the only real option is
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>>73701212
Two obvious answers.
Answer #1
My pullout game is strong yo.
Answer #2
Not my fucking problem.
>>73701588
This. Whoever put those people there is the murderer. Of course the entire setup may be designed by the guy about to possibly lose his dick, for masturbatory purposes.
>>73703194
It takes 3 days to die of lack of water, the people on the train will call and someone will come untie those people from the tracks.
You can just pull your main body far enough away to avoid the train unless you have a micropenis, in which case you don't deserve to live anyway.
>>73703389
>>73701212
Kill all those people.
Think about it /pol/acks : the greens are trying to take away our liberty by forcing us to travel only through government owned transports like trains or buses. Slowly but surely they make a living hell of driving in the city : they reduce the number of parking spots, they close more and more streets to the traffic and so on.
By creating a slaughter with a train I would reduce their influence. Less people would believe that it's a good way to travel.
> also save muh dick
I think of Halle Berry, and instantaneously get an erection so large and hard that it breaks the track. Problem solved.
There’s an out of control trolley speeding towards a worker. You have the ability to pull a lever and change the trolley’s path so it hits a different worker. The first worker has an intended suicide note in his back pocket but it’s in the handwriting of the second worker. The second worker wears a T-shirt that says PLEASE HIT ME WITH A TROLLEY, but the shirt is borrowed from the first worker.
>>73704523
>>73701212
my personal favorite.
>>73701212
to be honest, if nobody found out i might let the train go over those people
>implying it's my responsibility to pull the lever
Who the fuck captured and tied all those people to the tracks? I ain't pulling no fucking lever, this isn't on me. I'll take the PTSD and keep my dick.
No masochist, I think
>>73704654
>implying its my responsibility some fucks tied those guys and ran a train to kill them
try better
>>73703724
>>73703922
>>73703952
>they didn't see the niggers and jews
>>73702709
look at the picture again and tell me
why is he sad?
kill all those people
who cares, they're probably communists anyways
>>73703484
Because they aren't dead yet.
>>73705046
This one is easy though.
You either buy time to try to get your dick loose, or you simply delay the deaths of the tied up fuckers
>>73705515
Because he got his dick stuck in train tracks. Yeah you kill niggers. But if your dicj gets stuck in train tracks for too long it'll probably get the circulation cut off in your dick making it unusable. What if help doesn't areive in time and his dick is stuck there for days? You can't piss there'd be too much pressure built up. You can't eat or drink because you have nowhere to go you're stuck. For all we know he will die a slow and painful death because he got his dick stuck in train tracks. And maybe he's realizing that
What would happen if you let a train go one way and then while it was going you changed the track path? Or is that not even possible
>>73705799
damn that's deep man
>>73701212
ultimate moral test: stop coming to 4chan
>>73705924
>le ruthless psychopaths
>>73701212
>>73702709
You've achieved honorary whiteness for a day my friend
Experience the most powerful orgasm of my life
>>73701212
Break the switch so all moral responsibility is lost
"Oh shit sorry guys wish I could help you but the darn switch doesn't work good luck"
>>73706133
Better Nate than lever.
>>73701212
Obligatory.
>>73704654
>>73706070
And it only cost the lives of thirty of his fellow countrymen.
>>73706133
No need to apologize, since they will all be dead.
>>73701212
Stop fucking railroad tracks
>>73704654
Right track. Save Hitler. Easiest choice ever.
>>73701212
Let them die
>>73701212
How is this political? Why does this get to stay up but my thread about tanned Germans is taken down?
FUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODSFUCK YOU MODS
my dick is diamonds and can't be destroyed
>>73704654
The solution is obvious.
Jones was properly named, while "Leftie" was not. Ergo, Jones is more important in regards to the brain than "Leftie", and Jones should be saved.
This also simplifies the solution for /pol/ in particular, as the board hates "Lefities" in general.
>>73701588
explain
>>73701212
The world is up to the strong,all of those faggots will die
Doctrine of doing and allowing.
I'd allow them to die, and state that I was in a state of shock because my most valued bodypart was stuck in a very dangerous place.
>>73701212
>moral
Fuck the track until I cum and spread the cum on the track so the train gets stuck in it
>>73701212
Are those people my enemies? (Which includes enemies of my family, country & christ)
Because if so then most here would let the train go to the right side even if our dick were there too.
>>73701212
Them bitches would be dead.
>>73701314
You could after a couple minutes of trying, but you don't have time before the train runs over your dick or the people
You should be able to solve this.
>>73706767
>6767
checked
suicide is an immoral act because the penultimate goal of life is self-preservation and you pervert that with your selfishness. The only excuse, ever, is to end personal suffering from which there is no escape. i.e. you are already dying from disease/injury
>>73701516
It saved Keeping up with the Kardashians though
>>73707161
Easy, do nothing.
If they pull the lever, nothing bad happens to me.
If they don't pull the lever, nothing bad happens to me.
Self-preservation is the highest order of nature. Only the mentally ill would sacrifice themselves for another.
>>73706181
This is simple arithmetic. 5 blacks are worth 3 whites, so one 4 person household is equivalent to the lives of the woman and niggers. The jews are ultimately more destructive, so you push the woman off the tracks and kill the freed niggers with the gun that you keep by your side as a law abiding American.
>>73707522
That's trump's solution
The establishment solution is to hop on the train and die for our white guilt imperial sins.
>>73707161
don't pull it because my life is personally more valueable to me
>>73701212
Save my dick. Fuck those people. They'd forget about me sacrificing my dick for their lives within months. I can't live without my 8.2 incher desu senpai
>>73705799
Kek
>>73705799
Just cut it off
>>73707185
Australia at it again
>>73707161
the moral answer is to pull the lever.
if you do nothing, you condemn either five or six people to death, guaranteed.
but if you pull the lever, while you condemn two other people to death, you have done what you can to save six -- you even preclude the death of blue shirt, even if he kills the other five you tried to save.
whereas, you cannot preclude any deaths by doing nothing.
your real choice is to take the opportunity you have to risk your life to completely prevent one death, versus choosing idly between two options that both lead to any number of deaths.
if you do not have this as your answer, you are not a moral actor, and other moral actors would rightfully consider you sociopathic/pathological and a threat to the rest of society, and could rightfully lock you away -- or just be prepared at all times with lethal force at hand, to stop you from committing some possible heinous act which you cannot be trusted not to commit.
>>73701212
My genetic line is more important than others. Morality is not universal.
Riperino, fgts who got tied to the tracks. You already lost your struggle when you allowed someone to tie you to the tracks.
>>73702216
Fuck, if were destined for my dick, I'd switch it to kill the people.
>>73708651
if you still don't understand, realize that you and blue shirt each hold a lever, whereas all the remaining actors have got themselves tied up on some train tracks, and think on that for a while.
>>73708651
>morality is universal
Cuck, please.
>>73701212
Let the cart run over them but fulfill my moral obligations to breed with their wives to make up for the lost lives.
>>73708798
If they were weak and stupid enough to allow themselves to get tied up to the track, they should die.
>>73708844
And thus the survivors genetics are passed down the line, increasing the odds of survival for future generations while simultaneously eliminating the weak who were tied to train tracks.
You made the right choice.
>>73702680
you're a liar. lying on the internet is retarded unless you're trolling.
>>73708651
I would have to seriously question any morals indicating letting a train run over my dick to save random people.
There are too many people. It's immoral to save lives unless you have a good reason ( like you care about them )
>>73708997
>liberal overpopulation meme
Kek your justification is pure retard.
>think of yourself as red pilled
>face moral dilemas without the principle of non agresion
oh vey goy niggers
>>73709263
Not an argument. Other people are the competition.
>>73704654
Well I'm glad the he's in there and he's the Brain and i just remembered we're in the jar and he out he and all i want to know is where's the trolley?
>>73709460
Competition =/= overpopulation. Move the goal posts further, dipshit.
>>73708997
Nigger-tier reasoning
*FLAG*
Oh.
>>73709739
There is always too much competition. Oh yeah and all you meatbags are ruining my planet.
>>73708651
>the moral answer is to pull the lever.
WRONG
that's what you learn in school, but it's wrong.
you don't pull the lever, save two, kill four, fuck over the other guy
BAM, you are now the king of the two you saved and thus installed a stable power hierachy that organizes your group perfectly
-they will be forever thankful
-you don't give a damn about what the other guy thinks
-you showed that's you're capable of forming a will and acting it out, even if killing people is necessary.
bam, stable power organisation, no little fights in the fututre, nothing, all stable. everbody can concentrate on wörk.
>>73710129
I like the way you think
>>73701212
Fuck yeah /lit/ memes
>>73702369
The multi track drift is the term you are looking for
>>73710336
The weak should fear the strong
Also have you seen his kickstarter tv?
>>73702095
Based cyprus
>>73704654
>>73708651
assuming my fellow ameriburgers can think logically let alone while they control their emotions long enough to do so.
Compute the odds they pull the lever and adjust accordingly
I am certain most people will not pull the lever, therefor for me to pull the lever would most likely kill more people including myself
>>73706118
the only right answer
