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Indians Evoking the Meme Magic
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Can we stop tormenting our Indian friends now?

http://www.breitbart.com/news/divine-intervention-indian-hindus-ask-gods-to-help-trump/
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>>73698784
I dont know how much a toilet witch is going to help
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>>73698784
Nice. Really, Indians don't have problems that can't be fixed. Let's give 'em a pass!
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Pray to your 6 arm toilet god
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>>73698839
The whole reason Indians can't use a toilet is because of her.
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>>73698784
Trump is a fucking rockstar
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Indians are our closest distant senpai, they have the most resemblance of facial structure with modern day Europeans then any other race on earth
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>>73698784

>Pajeet loves Trump
>Pajeet also loves Hitler

It's really weird how all you fucks talk so much shit about poo in the loos yet they're everything this site embodies.

Instead of talking so much shit about other races and all this redpilling, why don't y'all take a step back and reflect on yourselves every once in a while, see who your friends are and your enemies.
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>>73698784
Praying to Shiva, Ganesha, Nagaraj and Hanuman, and invoking Agni.

Yeah he's gonna win for sure
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>>73699243

It's mostly the redditors who flocked here that hate on indians and post that stupid poo meme whenever an indian posts.
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Why do Indians in India even know who Trump is?
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>>73699357
>Nagaraj
>Not Bankelal
Wew
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Praise Kek
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Maybe they believe hes the 10th incarnation of Vishnu, whom Hitler was paving the way for.

Is Trump Kalki?
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>>73699424
Because Indians beg for H1B.
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Where were you when Trump was confirmed as Kalki, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalki, and is gonna take us out of the Kali Yuga and into a glorious new age.


At the end of Kali Yuga, when there exist no topics on the subject of God, even at the residences of so-called saints and respectable gentlemen, and when the power of government is transferred to the hands of ministers elected from the evil men, and when nothing is known of the techniques of sacrifice, even by word, at that time the Lord will appear as the supreme chastiser.

—Bhagavata Purana, 2.7.38
It goes on to foretell his arrival:

The ascetic prince, Lord Kalki, the Lord of the Universe, will mount His swift white horse Devadatta and, sword in hand, travel over the earth exhibiting His eight mystic opulences and eight special qualities of Godhead. Displaying His unequaled effulgence and riding with great speed, He will kill the millions of those thieves who have dared dress as kings.

—Bhagavata Purana, 12.2.19-20
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Indians hate degeneracy of the left by default
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>>73698784
The only good Poo is a based Poo!
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>>73698784
Can we start a new meme about Donald Trump being Kalki, the final Avatar of Vishnu who will vanquish the evils of Kali Yuga and usher in a new cosmic cycle?
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>>73698784
Pajeets if anyone tells you to poo in loo just post this image and it should simmer down, or at least we will tell you to POO IN LOO with respect
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>>73698784
That's it. We cool now indian bros.
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>>73698839
Toilet witch will make Hillary shit right on the debate stage
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>>73699357
>>73699498

What's the significance of these particular gods?
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>>73698784
I guess I should take a vacation in India instead of Europe
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I like Indians, not the Muslims ones, of course. They will come in handy in the inevitable Islamic race war. They can hold the frontline with slingshots full of poo.
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>>73699424
Because our libcucks ape yours and are bringing your degeneracy here
Any defeat for western cucks will have a positive effect here as well.
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>>73698784
If I tell them about all the mean poo memes they'll switch to Clinton
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>>73699625
this
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>>73699588

Do people in India believe he his Kalki?
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>>73699820

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bankelal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagraj
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>>73700022
reality isn't a meme my pooloving friend
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>>73700170
I think it would be wrong to trick people like Jews do.
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>>73699692
every time.
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>>73698784

>Trump drawing even with Clinton in national polls
>at the same time these Indians ask the gods to help

I didn't realise the Pajeets were so good at meme magic.
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>>73699588
Trump's shittershattering of the libshits will be so great it fractures reality, the line of corporeal and spirit shall be no more, and we shall be more magic than meme as we ascend to level of consciousness yet unimaginable.
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Traditional Chinese culture is my favorite, Genuine Traditional Indian culture is a close second

Poo in loo has been upgraded to:
>A fucking wheel
Keep this up
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>>73699820
Ganesha is the Elephant God, son of Shiva
He's the one you pray to when you start something, he's a patron scholar and helps you with the thing you start

Shiva is basically king of the jungle, as Oppenheimer says "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds".
He'll basically destroy all universes if he gets pissed and opens his third eye

Nagaraj is the Snake God, snakes are bro tier, great dance moves
Snakes are also good for general worship, it's more of a preventive thing, if you ignore the snake gods they'll completely fuck you shit up

Hanuman is the monkey God, also known as Anjaneya, known for being best bros with Rama, completely chill
He's basically the god all men are supposed to emulate when we are young, stay /fit/ and all that

Agni is fire, it's a yaga (ritual) using agni, to probably invoke the power of fire and/or the Sun god, Surya

He's gon win senpai, they called in all the main guys
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>>73700346
Fuck you negro
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>>73699588
Lord Kalki is Jesus Christ, you silly Poos.
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>>73700540
tfw the poo gods save the world like if it was an avengers movie. Nice desu
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>>73700511

*a fucking wagon wheel
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time for designated shitting walls
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>>73700540
>Snakes are bro-tier, great dance moves
See this is what I'm talking about, India is pretty based
Also you guys know how to deal with Muslims too, fuck up those Pakis for me

Oh and what's the point of having a wheel on your flag anyway?
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>>73700749
Jesus doesn't have a horse bruh. It just doesn't compute desu.
Trump has a plane.
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>>73698784
RUMP FOR TRUMP
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>>73700540
Kek is the Frog God, master of numerical repeating digits. It is said you invoke his name any time you laugh. Legend has it he has attained the highest amount of good boy points and gets free chocolate milk from mom.
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>>73700022
>memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPqgeWPTww

Fuck your caste system, backward currynigs.
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>>73698839
Is the toilet witch an Indian god or a demon?
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>>73700346
>Austin
How is that uber/lyft ban going commie cuck?
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>>73700511
I see she has some anglo blood in her..
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>>73700908
>Oh and what's the point of having a wheel on your flag anyway?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharmachakra

The wordchakra"wheel" derives fromProto-Indo-European*kʷekʷlos, and its cognates includeGreekkyklos,Lithuaniankaklas,Tocharian Bkokale, Slavickolesoand English "wheel," as well as "circle" and "cycle."[5][6]*kʷekʷlosis derived from the root *kʷel-, a verb that meant "to turn.".[6]
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>>73698784
I actually like indians more now. They try so hard to be good to us white folk, but we make fun of them for their putrid latrine practices.
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>>73700908
It's a chakra, you know the thing that white wimmins keep yapping about

It's an Ashoka chakra, Ashoka was a king back in the day, nice lad

Killed a lot of people, felt bad, took up buddhism because no alcohol around

He used to plant these edicts all around his empire

This chakra is a representation of Dharmachakra which is basically a set of laws, 24 laws actually- the wheel has 24 spokes

Dharmachakra is a code followed by Hindus, Jains and Buddhists, it's like the playbook but boring as shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharmachakra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashoka_Chakra
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>>73699625
That is a Nazi cunt.
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>>73701444
You fell for the wheel meme.

Also trips.
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>>73701272
it's the other way around desu fampai
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>>73701444
Chakra? like Naruto stuff and shit?
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>>73699625

Do we have any basis for Kek creating Kalki?
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Lord Shiva is best.
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>>73700965
>Jesus doesn't have a horse
Yeah, he has a horse.
>11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
>12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
>13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
>14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
>15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
>16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords.
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>>73699588
>88
>the Lord will appear as the supreme chastiser.
Holy shit this is talking about Trump's top tier banter

>He will kill the millions of those thieves who have dared dress as kings.
Obama and Hillary and their whole cabal

I think you're right, Indianon.
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>>73699625

Hey you know we could start using the secret hand signs like the ninja. . . . Kuji-in, familiar I'm sure to a good portion of the audience.

I smell something good here. We've already started a basis for a new religion in Trump General, with our rituals and meetings and suggested practices. Some have been trying to put some formality around it, and this Japanese Buddhist practice may be it.
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>>73701634
I think it's great, Ashoka was a weaboo faggot though, even the movie was bad

>>73701752
Oh shit, could be. Kalki also has a white horse. Does Jesus have a name for the horse?

>>73701648
Chakra means wheel in Hindi and a lot of Indian languages with it's base form from Devanagari and Sanskrit
It's just a pie graph showing 24 commandments for aesthetic purposes
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>>73701236
They're all fucking the /pol/acks in india.
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>>73702010
Ashoka wasn't a weaboo faggot.You have to be an autistic social retard and a all around failure as a human being to be a weaboo faggot.
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>>73701668
What is that hippie fuckery?

Bhole Baba is supposed to be like pic related.
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>>73701094
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2469396/Frog-that-changes-colour-worshipped-in-India-as-a-god.html

Step up your worshipping game fellow famphibian
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Too bad we live in Kali Yuga and darkness will fall upon the land. You can see it even now in the Leftists and their quest to destroy all meaning from existence.
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>>73702188
Well, after taking Bhaang(Marijuana).
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>>73702010
I don't think a name is given for the horse.
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>>73702176
>>73702188
>>73702268
>We've been missing out on Indian memes for all this time
Is your POO meme funny now?
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>>73702172
Not all,we have our fare share of Shit libs here.

>>73701668
GTFO with your pathetic humanitarian new age cuckery shit.Did the same with jesus.
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>>73699588
>>73701805
Also, this part seems particularly prescient:
>when there exist no topics on the subject of God, even at the residences of so-called saints and respectable gentlemen, and when the power of government is transferred to the hands of ministers elected from the evil men,

The new Pope is a radical Marxist. The government hasn't been for the "people" in decades. The parallels are too real, go post this in TrumpGen pajeet. Kek wills it.
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>>73701232

A semen demon
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>>73702377
Not as funny as getting cucked by niggers then getting branded as the oppressors,as a result forcing an entire generation of autistic NEETs finding solace in pillow waifus in their mum's basement.
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>>73702176
Buddhism was the chinese cartoon of that era tho
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>>73702416
>The new Pope is a radical Marxist.
The Pope that has gone on record against trannies, gay unions and abortion is a radical Marxist?
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>>73702384
Why so salty?
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>>73702416
>19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
>20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
>21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
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>>73700540
>snakes are bro tier, great dance moves
Keked
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Guys, they're doing this because Trump is against Islam in India, aka Pakistanis.

Remember when Pakistani Muslims celebrated a Western politician as a religious figure? It was Justin Trudeau.

So it's confirmed, Trump is the all-around Anti-Trudeau.
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>>73701232
>witches
>basically Satan's little helpers and occasionally cum dumpsters
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Trump will vanquish the toilet witch. He will make india poo in loo again
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>>73702552
>pushes for more muslim migrants into the west
>washes heathen mudslime feet and not his fellow believers like Jesus did
>socialist Jesuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZv9DDCBYw
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>>73702538
Now that you mentioned it, buddism did preached and encouraged autism/social retardation in a way.

However they didn't have waifus and other degenerate attributes that weebs exibits.Also buddha wasn't actually a rice nigger .

>>73702685
Sorry anon kun,it's just the heat taking it's toll .
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>TFW have classes with a 9/10 dark Indian QT
>She's a huge overachiever
Shame, but i'd love to get some of that delicious brown booty and legs
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>>73698945

I completely agree with you. Indians are okay and right-wing Hindus are based as fuck.
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>>73701659
Bro-tip Shiva is all gods, and kek was probably his primordial avatar.
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>>73698784
Pajeet op best trumpgen op

May his poos find their loo
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>>73701659
Pooinloos hold frog weddings, if that counts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euMb-YIhOyY
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>>73700540
>He's gon win senpai, they called in all the main guys
I lost my poo right here
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>>73702901

Meme magic is real because what we call 'reality' is holographic in nature. The late scientist Emoto used to put written messages next to containers of water, then freeze the water and examine the crystals that had been formed using microscopic photography. The water that had been placed next to positive messages like "I love you." turned into visually pleasing crystal formations, while the water that had been placed next to negative messages like "You make me sick, I want to kill you." turned into irregular crystal formations. In the ancient Indian poem 'Ramayana', a bridge to Lanka is being built with stones for Rama by an army of monkey-like humanoid beings. However, the stones don't stick together to form a continuous structure. Hanuman, Rama's devotee, suggests that Rama's name be written onto the stones so that they stick together. This is done and the stones then stick together to form the bridge that they want to build. In both Emoto's experiments and that story from Ramayana, it's not the mere act of writing that accomplishes those seemingly miraculous results but the VIBRATING ENERGY FIELDS OF INFORMATION of what was written. One of the COMPLETELY FALSE assumptions of modern mainstream science is that our internal world (i.e. our thoughts and our emotions) has NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on our external world. But the truth is that there is NO BOUNDARY between our 'internal world' and our 'external world'. They're BOTH movies that originate from the SAME projector room.
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Do any hindubros know the Hindu equivalent to kek?
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>>73703028

What we call 'reality' is holographic in nature, so we are in fact smaller versions of the whole (which you can call 'God', if you want). Every part of the whole contains the whole and, to be more accurate, IS the whole. And just as a drop of water contains the same qualities as an entire ocean of water, we likewise contain all that exists within us - but merely on a smaller scale.

"To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour." - William Blake

Not only did our ancestors know about the holographic nature of 'reality', but there is also scientific evidence for the holographic nature of 'reality'.

"That is whole, this is whole.
From that wholeness, this wholeness comes.
Add the whole to the whole and the whole still remains.
Remove the whole from the whole and the whole still remains.
The whole remains the whole." - Isha Upanishad
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>>73702925
THIS.

Shiva is based as fuck.

>>73703012
kek
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This thread is nice.

I'd take indians over muzzies anyday.
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>>73698839
Trump will banish the toilet witch, and while many will be fired from the CS phone banks in India after MAGA, Trump will assist them in building toiletry facilities, which will benefit us, by not having as much Indian feces in our oceans
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>>73703105

In the ancient Sanskrit language of India, the word 'siddhi' means 'perfection'. In its most common usage, the word 'siddhi' refers to an ability that is a natural and inherent faculty of our true identities as eternally alive souls. The soul is smaller than an atom and larger than the universe. The soul is infinitely small and infinitely large. The soul is ALL-PERFECT AND EVER-PERFECT. The soul is the storehouse of ALL ENERGY, ALL POWER AND ALL STRENGTH. The soul is PURE CONSCIOUSNESS. The soul possesses ALL siddhis and there are an INFINITE number of siddhis. Among all of these siddhis, there are considered to be eight major siddhis. Siddhis can be awakened through a variety of methods. In Patanjali's Yoga Sutras IV.1, it is stated:

"Siddhis may be attained through birth, the use of herbs, incantations, self-discipline or samadhi."

Here is a list of the eight major siddhis (in no particular order):

Laghima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as light as you want.

Garima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as heavy as you want.

Mahima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as large as you want.

Anima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as small as you want.

Prapti siddhi: Having unrestricted access to any and/or all places.

Prakamya siddhi: Fulfillment of whatever you desire.

Isitva siddhi: Control over any and/or all of the laws of nature.

Vasitva siddhi: Being able to control any and/or all beings.

"A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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>>73703012
Not a bad thing IMO.
Better than a single mother epidemic 3bh.
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>>73698784

Indians are my favorite brown people.
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Holy shit, it's real

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/05/11/right-wing-hindu-group-in-india-prays-for-trump-to-win/
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>>73703143

Yes, Shiva is based as fuck. Shiva is my favourite Vedic god.
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>>73699695
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STAGE
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>>73703081
I've searched and haven't found a frog god. There's a passage from the Rig Veda on frogs though, basically hailing them as pretty great lads.

http://www.sanskritimagazine.com/indian-religions/hinduism/sacred-animals-hinduism/
http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/rigveda/rv07103.htm
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>>73700800
Poovengers, ass-emble!
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>>73703081
I'd say Kali Maa (Mother Kali)
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>>73699695
Uh oh! Ya gotta get schwifty!
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>>73700540
Your pantheon is crazy, colourful and loud like a bollywood movie desu.
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>>73702844
Jesus washed the feet of the man who killed Jesus. Also, the washing fo feet is a parallel to the Anointing of Jesus, not Jesus washing the disciples feet you, dumb cunt.
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>>73702520

Damn Pajeet thats cold as ice. You're ok in my book. Carry on
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>>73702552
The Pope who shills for AGW theory and hates Capitalism?

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2013/11/27/pope-francis-attacks-capitalism-calls-for-state-control/
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>>73703727
It's because people of different regions give more preference to different gods.

Mainly there are only three:
Shiva, Brahma and Vishnu
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>>73703414
Isn't the essential aspect of the god more important than its anthropomorphic representation?
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>>73698784
>Can we stop tormenting our Indian friends now?
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>>73703159

Come Australia were actually having a bromance thread India. Stop shitposting. Let them have thier moment.
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>>73703727
That's only five gods out of 35000 or so, we don't have an official count. If Trump wins, we can set up a temple and anoint him as a god. There's precedence.
http://www.instablogs.com/temples-politicians-actors.html

We /crazy/
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>>73703936
Did you even read what he said? It was just one big "don't worship money and don't forget the poor". Bog standard Christianity stuff. Not that a Protestant would understand anything about Christianity.
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>>73701752

Jesus is not Kalki and Kalki will come at the end of the current Kali Yuga, which is about 427,000 years from now.
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>>73703081
Maybe?
>>73702268
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Trumping usually happens when you poo
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>>73704086

I'm not shitposting, siddhis are real. And I'm letting them have their moment. I love India and the Indian people.
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Indians are truly our greatest ally
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>>73704086
For once, he's not shiposting. That's legit stuff.
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>yfw india becomes bros with trump and actually becomes a super power by 2030 because of it
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>>73704047
Yes, that's why Hinduism is both at the same time, you can choose what way you want to follow the religion. You can either go personal devotion or ritual mode, worship many gods but see them as born out of a single entity, or see them as different altogether.
Of course basic rules apply like avatars, kids of gods, gods who created gods etc but seriously Hinduism is flexible as fuck

The lore is probably the best, there are so many stories, even pure NSFW ones. Nobody can possibly read all the stories of Hinduism in one life.
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Okay which one of you did this?
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>>73704202

Noice
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>>73699357
Im the avatar of nag. Ill do what I can
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>>73698784
So, I was delivering pizza the other night, and I went to this Indian dudes house. Real nice place, but when he moved to sign the receipt, I noticed he had a nice looking bar against the back wall, and there were lots of pictures of celebrities around it. The largest one, right in the center of it all, was Trump. Dude tipped like $5 too - pretty unusual for Indians, honestly.
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After looking through this thread I am convinced of two things:

1. Trump is going to be president
2. There are way more Indian posters and Hong Kong posters

That is all.
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>>73702925
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>>73698839
We need a witch to fight Hillary

Bitch Witch vs. Toilet Witch
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>>73702718
Germany declare sanctions on India for Islamophobia when?
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>>73704465
Explain this Snek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hisss

teach me to make pure kino
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>>73704557
*than Hong Kong posters....Dammit!
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>>73704474
so.. did you fug or what
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>>73704717
RARE
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>>73700540
>Ganesha is the Elephant God
The GOP animal is a elephant. Meme magic is real, there are no doubts.
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>>73700540

Thanks for the info. I'm all for bringing in the big guns.
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Ok what is a short prayer we can say for Trump? 10/10 will learn but need phonetics, preferably a vocaroo at slow speed, and some time. But I swear I will learn it.

Any Sikhs here? Maybe they could throw Guru Nanak's power Trump's way as well.
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>>73704850
it's happening
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Daily reminder that Hinduism is right about Kali Yuga existing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga

It's an interesting concept, the universe will be destroyed only to be born anew and start all over again.
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>>73704871
I only got a Sikh Maga turban.

And don't bite off more than you can chew. Good luck learning to recite a full on Indian prayer before November.

Kek
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>>73704871

this, we need a daily prayer to increase the meme magic
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>>73704850
Dots are connecting .
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>>73702901
>>73698945
agreed, Indians that live near me are bro-tier, they own all the convenience stores yes, but they're good people.
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>>73703831
You're biblically ignorant. He washed his disciple's feet.
>parallel to the Anointing of Jesus
No, it's not. It was about being a servant-ruler and showing humility through service to your brethren.
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>>73704871
The thing you're looking for is a Shatru Samhara Mantra

It's in Sanskrit though, it's basically Latin on steroids and meth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx-hOD1LoE4

It's a bit hard I guess
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>>73705241

>Sanskrit

Oh good, we can have a Finnish person try to decipher it seeing as how it's the closest language to Finnish :^)
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>>73705237
>Judas wasn't one of Jesus' disciples
>Judas didn't betray Jesus and have him killed
>Jesus didn't wash Judas' feet knowing that Judas was going to have him killed
And I'm biblically ignorant? You fucking heretic.

>No, it's not
Yes it is. It is specifically in reference to the woman who kissed Jesus' feet and anointed them in perfume, prompting Jesus to grant her absolution and eternal life. Fucking Protestants.
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>>73699981
This.
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>>73705479
Raaaare
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>>73705028

That's why I said short. I learned the ik onkar satanam (sp?) because it was set to a catchy tune and played a million times. It was only something like 27 syllables too.

Those full prayers are insane.

Also I learned the full Muslim daily prayers too. That of course took me longer but I did it. I figure that's a good way to prevent from being shot in the head should ISIS storm my place of employ.

>>73705080

I tried to come up with something but it was too cheesy.

>our father
>who art in trump tower
etc. etc.

It might have a nice ring to it if it were in another language. Maybe something in Gaelic? I would learn that.
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>>73704106
Heretical Papists always throw biblical truth to the wind and pretend to be the preeminent believers of planet Earth. You religion didn't exist as it is until the 4th century. Paul wasn't a Pope, Hailing Mary is sinful(praying to anyone other than God is sin), and Mary didn't remain a virgin. Catholicism added all sorts of pagan traditions into the faith and acquiesced to unbelievers simply to add them to the fold.
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If only they knew Trump's sole power source is almighty KeK
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>>73698784
Everyone come help with this

>>73705607
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>>73705622
>ignoring all of the arguments and just spouting Protestant buzzwords
Top fucking kek
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>>73705622
*Peter wasn't a Pope.
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>>73705691
Not an argument.
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>>73701444
>Ashoka
I hope you know that he and the whole nobility and anyone who did propel the civilization of the Indian subcontinent, was white.

All Indian posters pride themselves that India still has whites/tanned whites(like certain Persians) in the North. I've never seen any proof of this claim though.
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>>73705717
Likewise, you fucking heretic KEK
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>>73705216
>Shankar Bhagwan wearing pretty clothes

This hippie artist needs to kill himself. Most likely a western cuck who got "fascinated with the colours of Hinduism"
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>>73699588
If this becomes true, the spirit of The Baron could finally rest in peace.
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>>73701272
>Yaeba is bad

Go away, faggot.
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>>73701100
why is half the shit there so yellow and runny? I have never seen that before
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>>73698784
Congrats India the Poo jokes are officially over.
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>>73705241

This strangely reminds me of Japanese.

No way I could learn all of this. I can't even understand/dechiper it. Is there a particular section to concentrate on? At this guy's speed, I will take five seconds at a time.

What I've learned and how:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLAIfVF6DHo

Listen to this a couple of times and it's there forever. Sikh stuff is strangely calming to me. I could never practice it though of course. I see those white "sikhs" in New Mexico and just laugh my ass off.
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>>73705719
Fine, he was white and we're all dark as soot
Are you happy now, you autist
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THIS IS AWOOOVEMENT.
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>>73705719
Thousands of years of invasions. emigrations, mixed-marriages, inter-breeding. What do you expect? THere ar some small tribes.. going extict fast like the Kalash.. who're practically untouched since ancient times.
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>>73705719
GR8 B8 M8
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>>73698784
>breitbart """""news""""" reporting on photoshopped images
wew
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>>73705411
>closest language to finnish
>what is estonian
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>>73705978
No theyre not, and teump will end their sweatshop pseudo tech support bullshit and put those jobs in america where they belong
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GO SHIT IN THE STREETS PAJEEY
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>>73706055
>WE WUZ WHITE N SHEIT

Kys
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>>73705997
Neither can I. Your only hope would be to learn Sanskrit which is probably the most patrician thing you can do
Now you understand why Brahmins are top tier intellectually, they are the ones who used to handle the rituals, Brahmins are taught these from a tender age. They have an evolutionary advantage.
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>>73706016

MAGA
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>>73701100
>mfw I finally get why Indians don't use toilets
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this mantra apparently is to defeat enemies and evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjf2S3SjPfY
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>>73706203
leave the livestock alone plis
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>>73706255

Yeah I already have a list of ancient and modern languages and ciphers to learn. I'll learn proper Latin first.

Which brings us back to a Trump prayer for the ADD devotees that has a hit of legitimacy and mystical tinge that non-English always seems to give.

Guess I'm back to Gaelic, but will continue my search.
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>>73705241
>Sanskrit with a tamil accent
>Mantra not Vedic

Dropped
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>>73698784
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>>73702335
>You can see it even now in the Leftists and their quest to destroy all meaning from existence.

You can even see it in the "alt-right" movement.
Where gays, trannies, jews, and women claim to be the last holders of virtues, but this only stems from their carnal desire to be special, to get attention.
They only ride the counter current, because it gets them attention. Not because they believe in it.

They went through a cave at the bottom of the mountain and claim they have climbed the mountain - vertically.
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>>73704106
Yes I read what he said and I'll quote him:

"… some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world. This opinion, which has never been confirmed by the facts, expresses a crude and naïve trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power and in the sacralized workings of the prevailing economic system."

"While the earnings of a minority are growing exponentially, so too is the gap separating the majority from the prosperity enjoyed by those happy few. This imbalance is the result of ideologies which defend the absolute autonomy of the marketplace and financial speculation. Consequently, they reject the right of states, charged with vigilance for the common good, to exercise any form of control."

He's literally saying the wage gap is a result of Capitalism and the free market, and we need MORE of the State interfering the market.

This is fucking socialist rhetoric, you just refuse to see it because I'm assuming you're Catholic.
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>>73706755
whoops
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>>73706774
>Yes, I'll copy and paste the stuff now that I've actually bothered to read past the headline, this proves to you that I totally read past the headline in the first place and am not currently trying to salvage this sinking ship of an argument
I'm losing it lad. I'm in fucking tears right now at you.
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>>73706647
same frankly but eh what can you do
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>>73699588
Indiabro don't do this to me I already basically worship the man.
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>>73706342

>goin' to the chapel and we're
>gonna get maaaaried

Didn't know they rolled their Rs. Baka gaigin.

I am also looking for a Shinto prayer that Hatsune Miko redid. It's there somewhere. Morning prayer I think. I learned a few lines of that too, but its Shinto status would certainly interest at least the /a/ portion of the board.
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>>73706930
So you can't refute the argument and just accuse me of not reading it? I read it, you clearly didn't, or you would have seen that he was that he was blaming all of the ills of the world on Capitalism.
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>>73706203

god damn pakis
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>>73698784

Why is Trump so popular in India? Is it because he hasn't insulted them?
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>>73707116
Go ahead and quote where he says "capitalism causes all of the world's ills". I'll wait.
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>>73706982

There, there. He's not saying Trump isn't a god at all. In fact he's saying he's a big-time god, which we knew already. He's at the very least a messenger of god.

Your worship is not misguided.
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>>73705695
>Peter wasn't a Pope

Bro, Jesus disagrees
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>>73706055
Thanks.
Can you tell me some other groups?
Are they mainly found in the North?
What about Bactria, there used to be Greeks living there.
>>73706252
>>73706009
It's true, you plebians.
The people who built civilization there were whites. Europids, as they call them now.
Why do you think the West and India has language connections (Indo-European language group).
They conquered the brown skinned ones. That's why the conquerors were called aryans. They were noble compared to the plebs, the indigenious ones.

Raj -> rex, roi, rey, royal. The local gypsies here still use "raj", but the J changed to Y sound
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>>73698839
>toilet witch

I like it, I like it alot

it has meme potential
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>>73706317

I watched that video and don't know why.
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Through the power of Lord Kek and Shiva Shakti, trump shall attain victory and destroy the liberal culture.
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>>73699588
>88

>His unequaled effulgence and riding with great speed, He will kill the millions of those thieves who have dared dress as kings.
that sounds awesome!
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>>73705479

says the drug baron, better hurry up carlos the American shipment is due soon!
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>>73698784
I still hate poo in loos but this is fantastic
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Too bad Trump's tartan is so fucking ugly.
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>>73707471
They shit on the lower cast you idiot.
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>>73707396
Seconded.
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>>73707534

India I know we give you alot of shit (no pun intended) but all the Indians I know are fucking bro tier. Conservative, hard working, humble (mostly), etc

I wish yall the best of luck. Once the work of St. Thomas is completed and yall fully embrace the one Holy and Apostolic Church. Yall will be near perfect and will undoubtedly be the last on the front line against hordes of heathens on the Plains of Armageddon. God Speed.
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>>73707341
>Hungarian education

Aryan=/=White
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>>73707885
No man, I used to have a pair of Tiger of Londons that were similarly colored.
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>>73707534
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>>73700432
Hinduism is probably the most ancient form of memes
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>>73707341
M8, you are going full retard.

"Aryans" originated in central asia, most probably iran.
From there, they migrated to europe and north west india.
So, we can call your Europids "Iranian" by your logic.
There is no proof whatsoever of whites coming from your europe during that time. The "Aryan" came from central asia and settled all that Indus valley civilization.

I know you want to inject /pol/ memes everywhere but first go and read.
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>>73698784
Based poo in loo
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>>73707951
>yall fully embrace the one Holy and Apostolic Church.
>Falling for the undead jew
>Not going back to the pure ways of your ancestors
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>>73703105
>- William Blake

yeah too bad that poem is like 500 lines and goes on and on and sucks after the first 4 lines
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>>73701292
>keklos
>keklosis
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I'll never make fun of an Indian ever again.
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>>73707341
Dude everything was white lmao

No different from KANGZ desu
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>>73706055
Kalash are Pakistani i think. Careful there, Ankit.
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>>73708223

Indian 600 million of your citizens are afraid of toilet witches. At some point you have to stop and think "Maybe it's me?"
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>>73708017
>>73708143
Of course they don't teach you the truth, you would have an even bigger inferiority complex after hearing it. Keep on believing that shitskins built anything that can be classified as civilized, ever. Just look at where your country is. Look at your people. Look at all that poo on the streets. Do you really believe the same gypsies have carved those sculptures, built those temples? They can't even wash their hands or just simply take a shit where they supposed to be.

The only we wuz kangs here are you, who think your blackskinned kind has ever made anything except for shit.
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>>73708299
>mfw meme magic is ancient aryan knowledge
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>>73708492
k
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>>73700540
thx based Indian poster
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>>73702384
>shit libs
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>>73698784
but we don't hate indians politically we just think they are sorta nasty
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Trump is heralding in Kalki, just as Hitler did before him. Praise Vishnu.
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>>73708143
>"Aryans" originated in central asia, most probably iran.
They came from the Black Sea/Western Kazakhstan. There's even a swastika shaped city in southern Russian from 3000 BC.

>>73707534
>Through the power of Lord Kek and Shiva Shakti, trump shall attain victory and destroy the liberal culture.
If white men started meditating and practicing Yoga, they would uncuck themselves within 1 generation.
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>>73699588
>>73699588
>88

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApUHT6ixBTQ
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>>73707396
>>73707902
How to spot the newfags
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>>73702826

>makes India great again by creating massive toilet industry
>millions of Untouchables creating loos even Brahmin will cheerfully squat on
>trade deficit with India fixed by America shipping shitter parts and service to loo-low nation
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>>73708059
What?
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>>73699588
Sounds like something out of WH40K t2bh.
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>>73698784
thanks based india

we will destroy muslims one day
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>>73708922
>Not this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SKP54mBuwE
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>>73708495

The term "meme" goes back to the Sumerians, Anon. A "Me" was the divine instructions for performing things (for all kinds of stuff), thus a "Me-me" is the instructions for making those instructions.

The origin of meme magic can be traced back to Enki. It, like most forms of civilization progressed and was spread throughout the world.
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>>73707396
how new are you that you honestly think toliet witches in india are even a meme?
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>>73700022
d-don't-!
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>>73709766
>amateur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjqusKVWRBU
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>>73698784
We need more meme magic from booinloos.
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>>73699243
Loo men are based af
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>>73698784
If he wins we all win, let's have a ceasefire with India!
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>>73700908
>fuck up those Pakis for me
S O O N
O
O
N

modi is working on it
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>>73707171
because he beat umaga and vince mcmahin
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Based poos.
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>>73712482
>>73712611

Real?
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>>73705479
COCAINE FACILITIES
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>>73712844
It's real lad.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/church-pakistan-desperate-ukip-election-5539302
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>>73698784
>>73701236
>>73712482
>>73712611
Goddammit, this is what I want, I'm loving these displays of solidarity. People of all nations uniting against islam's bullshit would be so awesome. Trump's speech made me feel so much hope that maybe it could actually happen some day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao&t=20m20s
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>>73699243
I always liked loos
hard workers and don't commit crime here in my state.
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>>73713618
DEUS VULT.
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