Let's see how sane this board really is
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Sanity is abstract. Anything not considered "normal" is insane to one. A normie is insane to robots and /pol/ is insane to leftists.
>>73690116
>105 Questions
Not crazy enough to take this test, apparently.
105 questions, HAHAHA.
>>73690193
>>73690356
It's thorough and simple, takes a couple minutes despite it's daunting length, dont be discouraged so easily we all know you have nothing more productive to do
>>73690177
Not exactly although I see what you're saying, if you turn out to be a schizophrenic you will need medication. There is a level of stasis that is ideal
bumpin
doing it atm
>>73690419
Alright, so how did your test go?
>>73690580
The results are fairly embarrassing, they said I had too many issues to give a fair assessment. I'm just happy this is an anonymous board
i don't know what I expected.
>>73690763
That actually doesnt look to bad other than schizoid, I'd be fine with those results.
>>73690463
Done but the fucking results chocked me.
>>73691151
Why is that?
>>73691151
Reported you to your local Kindness Enforcement Officer.
This thing is going to sum up my personality disorders based on the 5 things I agreed with. Cool.
>>73691202
Don't really know how I managed to get so high on the sadistic scale. Sure, sometimes it can be fun laugh at others misery but everyone do that. Derpends on the level of misery too.
Oh great
I guess this is why I'm in therapy.
Pretty accurate
>>73691534
Damn, yours might actually be worse than mine, poor guy
At least we're not Anthony Burch
Uh okay I guess I'm an edgelord.
I'm a diagnosed Schizoid.
The Freud test is also very good, it's half as long and the description at the end seemed incredibly accurate for me
It is relatively good result when considered that this test is meant to give only "bad" results.
>>73691743
Diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder, which I suppose might make the results a bit weird.
>>73692078
>>73692215
You think the test was accurate or bullshit?
>>73692108
Heres the link, I'll take it again and see what it say
http://www.celebritytypes.com/freudian-personality/test.php
Ya'll need Jesus.
"Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: That you have a strong need for attention and affection, but contrary to what could be expected, you are not passive and receptive, waiting for others to notice you of their own accord. On the contrary, you are actively manipulating others to notice you in order to feed your flair for melodrama and nascent attention-seeking. To gain attention, you dramatize matters pertaining to yourself, ranging from clothing, appearance, manner of speaking, and sexuality. You try different tactics with new people to figure out what makes each person respond well to you, modifying yourself in an attempt to gain popularity and admiration. Your behavior is seductive, witty, charming, and gregarious, while at the same time seeming childish and immature. So long as you are with people who greatly enjoy your company, you are contented and the life of the party, yet when you are alone you are sometimes beset by brooding thoughts that you are really unworthy of love."
>>73692317
>100% attention whore
wew lad
Funny, since I've been diagnosed schizoid.
my print screen is borked.
85% narcissistic
85% antisocial
85% histrionic
28% dependent
100% sadistic
57% compulsive
71% negativistic
14% avoidant
28% depressive
0% masochistic
71% borderline
100% paranoid
71% schizoid
85% schizotypal
85% hypomaniac
>>73692317
LONDON
>>73692310
Sanest person so far
>>73692413
I'm surprised the test has been this accurate so far
>>73692310
May as well add the description.
Your personality style is:
Sadistic
"Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: That your internal contrasting perceptions of self-worth cannot be resolved by your own thoughts on the matter, but must be taken out on your surroundings in order for you to gain a clearer perspective of your own self-worth. Internally troubled, you resolve your intra-psychic conflicts by acting abusively and explosively towards others. You are harshly punitive and abusive and always ready to impose pain on the people who question the justification and legitimacy of your self-serving behavior."
>>73692259
it's kind of accurate. though not entirely.
It clocked me as being sadistic, though I only have some trouble sympathizing with others.
Also narcissism and anti-social traits are symptoms of Schizoid personality.
My only problem with it is that I'm definitely not hypomanic. I'm usually very chill, I just speak fast.
most /pol/acks should score high on narcissism, antisocial, and sadistic categories.
my scores are relatively low, probably because I'm a liberal and actually care about others :^)
>>73692259
My results said I answered "agreed" for too many questions for them to be able to give an accurate description, but that "It is quite possible that you have several personality styles that are all strongly expressed and which co-exist in you. "
I wouldn't say it's inaccurate, but it's over-simplified.
I thought my score was pretty bad but I feel better after seeing some of you fuckers.
>>73692615
what do your other personalities say?
>>73692726
You should run in fear from me.
Kek, got a meme answer from the Freudian test, it's all good fun though try it out as well
>>73692607
Its looking like a lot of /pol/ is schizoid as well. Real shocker I know.
>>73692259
The freudian test...
Oral-aggressive
Cynical, demanding, and easily frustrated with others, you are proud, acerbic, and independent to a fault. Delivering verbal stings and disparaging analyses of others wherever you go, your outer image is one of cold and unapproachable aloofness. Little do others know, though, that while you are outwardly cold and derisive, you secretly wish that someone would come into your life and pamper you. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as a neglected infant who was denied the essential nurture and care that you needed. Deprived of comfort and security from the earliest age onward, you learned that the world was a cynical place where independence and tough-mindedness were needed in order to thrive. Embittered with your parents' failure to provide you with basic love and security in childhood, you developed a facility for 'biting' remarks. One reason that you are so verbally aggressive is that you are frustrated with others, feeling that no one really understands you. In trying to repair the lack of parental care and security that marked your childhood, you may be attracted to cold partners who cannot meet your emotional needs in adulthood.
Not telling me anything I don't already know. :(
>>73692832
Paranoid representation is sizable. Because da joos really are out to get us
>>73692832
bring me souls.
Your personality style is:
Sadistic
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: That your internal contrasting perceptions of self-worth cannot be resolved by your own thoughts on the matter, but must be taken out on your surroundings in order for you to gain a clearer perspective of your own self-worth. Internally troubled, you resolve your intra-psychic conflicts by acting abusively and explosively towards others. You are harshly punitive and abusive and always ready to impose pain on the people who question the justification and legitimacy of your self-serving behavior.
>psssh...nothin personnel...kids
Seriously though, I am fully fucking aware of this amazing epiphany. My court mandated therapy has been pretty clear on it.
>>73692760
The same? It's kind of hard to disagree with the results.
Seems about right.
>>73690116
What does this even mean lmao
>>73693477
Bipolar
>>73690116
Here you go anon
Is this good?
Looks about right. There's a reason I'm here after all.
>>73693734
Oh fug forgot pic
I didn't think it was that bad
>>73692726
I guess this is the personality of a lurker...
>>73692078
I just realized I'm literally the only person who posted their results who weren't depressive.... Guys cheer up a bit.
>>73690116
ayy comparing to m8s here i'm the sanest
>>73692986
fairly similar buddy
What the fuck does this mean ?
What ?
Is this good or bad?
>>73691750
My multiple personality brother
Meh, that's the first time I got the narcissistic component so high.
This test is shit
>>73690116
umm
??
Yo. How did I do.
I think I clicked yes on too many things
What's the difference between avoidant and antisocial?
>>73694825
avoidant = lazy I guess
>>73690116
avoidant, anti-social, sadistic.
I belong here.
Schizoid
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A defect in your ability to form social relationships and an under-responsiveness to all sorts of stimuli. You exhibit an intrinsic emotional "flatness" where the highs don't get too high and the lows don't get too low. Emotions like joy, anger, and sadness do not move you as much as they move other people. Your natural state appears to be one where you have "retired" a bit into yourself, which is one source of the calmness that characterizes your normal state. Unlike what might be expected, your passivity and lack of vitality is not a form of self-protection, but simply seems to be your natural state.
>>73694825
Avoidant means you avoif contact purposely, antisocial just means that you're bad at it, I think.
>>73694825
Anti-social= issues with feeling empathy, morals, etc.
Avoidant = afraid of being mistreated by people, anxious
I got 100% on Retentive Hysteric...
This is pretty fucking brutal desu
>>73690116
70% compulsive and 28% antisocial. How does that compare to others?
>>73690116
Daily reminder that Psychology is not a science.
>>73695167
Fuck sake anon, it ripped you a new one.
>0% Antisocial
Wot. I guess Schizoid already covers it.
>>73695212
Forgot pic
>>73690177
Normal means that you can be a functional part of society, so things like openly murdering children is off the table.
But yes, your point (as I interpreted it) that sanity is relative is valid.
fuck, i am a god. i broke this piece of shit.
>tfw their explanation is that i clicked agree too leniently
i hardly ever clicked agree
test isnt very accurate.
im a shit human being but you guys already knew that
>>73690116
>>73690116
damn dude.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not bad.
>>73695865
says the narcissistic schizoid
>>73696167
Forgot pic
>>73690116
Narcissistic, Sadistic, Negativistic.
What a shitty fucking test. Waste of time.
>one question on page instead of a big list
>instead of checking 30 questions and pressing ''next'' you check one question and press ''next''
>just randomly clicking trough the test takes 5 minutes
Fuck that
And then when you're done
>60% narcistic, 59 histrionic, 29 biporal
Meaningless nonsense. What a waste of time.
accurate/10
If anyone wants to try and actual personality test, http://cognitivedynamics.blogspot.com/2015/05/take-mmpi-2-online.html#gsc.tab=0
>tfw you're the most charming one on /pol/
Also worth noting I am an ENTJ
And a huge shitposter
>>73690116
>Antisocial 14%
U feckin wat m9??
>>73690116
Apparently the test doesn't know what to make of me.
>>73697052
>a huge shitposter
You know we have flags, right? No need stating the obvious.
>>73690116
>>73690116
>comes with a trigger warning
>>73690116
>>celebrity types...
>>73695725
>so things like openly murdering children is off the table.
As opposed to secretly murdering children?
It doesn't even know what I am. All according to my plan, roaches.
>>73690116
This is an incredibly poorly constructed test.
The questions are worded badly, and since they are all binary, there is no way to answer "neither yes nor no" or to give a nuanced answer like "rarely" or "under certain circumstances", which makes the questions in the form of "I sometimes X" especially damning, since if they happen with extreme rarity, you an either answer "yes" and imply to the test that you do it with regularity, or answer "no" and prevaricate that you never do so at all.
>>73690725
>>73691151
>>73691534
>>73691750
>>73691903
>>73692078
>>73692128
>>73692310
>>73692317
>>73692607
>>73692726
>>73692986
>>73693206
>>73693477
>>73693606
Bah. If you're worried, talk to a real psychiatrist.
>loaded question
>loaded question
>loaded question
>loaded question
How the fuck can this shit possibly produce meaningful results?
>answered honestly
>told me I did it wrong
Well fuck you too test
Gee, im fucked up. Masochist? Is my inner cuck expredsing itself now or the test is shit
Lolwut
Pretty balanced, no idea what to think
>>73690116
I'll take being an attention whore over masochism or being a schizoid
>>73697940
>schizoid
>balanced
The test is dogshit. Agree or disagree to an extremely loaded and nuanced question.
feeling pretty based desu
actualy this isnt bad
This test is absolute bullshit.
>sadistic
I don't have an ounce of sadism in me.
>>73690116
started taking but stopped, honestly shit test, alot of those questions just simply didn't have a right answer for me because either A) only part of it was true and/or B) it was somewhere in the middle.
>>73691450
>depends on the level of misery
Like refugees crossing an ocean to fuck white bitches in sweden?
?
Wew lad, spot on
>>73693775
Seems like we're the only compulsive ones here.
What the fuck? I didn't even lie.
>>73690116
The top two rows make sense but the bottom one doesn't account for all the bipolar bitches I've known in my life.
>>73697556
>100%
>>73699490
I take that back. There's a few 100%ers. I bet you fucks have lush green lawns.
I'm a dependent personality
I want the ride to end
These things are so easy to fake.
Also, my real results are this basically
https://youtu.be/aI0euMFAWF8?t=30s
>>73699751
>100% Histrionic.
/pol/ in a nutshell.
>>73699969
Yeah, idk man I think this exaggerates my personality a bit. I'm always hyped on extreme caffeine (which could be an excuse) but it makes me really crazy like that.
Oh well who cares
Well this actually makes sense, schizophrenia runs in the family. I'm just glad I'm not hearing voices or anything like that.
ayyyyyyyyyy, it could have gone way worse i suppose.
Also, 42% borderline? does it mean Im retarded or something?
Seems accurate
>>73700322
It's referring to Borderline Personality Disorder
schizo here
>>73700560
thanks bro.
wew lad
How fucked am I?
That was a really good test and I think nailed by personality better than most ive taken.
---
Hypomaniac
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A high energy level and buoyant manner whereby you drive yourself into an overly animated, over-expressive, scattered, and manic state. Being full of optimism and hope, you experience strong positive affects at anything you do and feel confident that you can work for hours on end, without ever giving way to fatigue. While your projects are initially ingenious, chaos tends to ensue when you are left to your own devices, without the guidance of others. Excitable and zealous, you are restlessly active, rash, and easily worked up. Humorous, witty, and cheery, few people would ever recognize that one reason for your high-spirited facade is an unconscious defense that serves to ward off those nagging fears of anxiety and depression that seem to follow you wherever you go.
Well alright then, what the hell does this mean? I guess I'm just a dick or something.
I am a broken individual
105 fucking questions
Where's the tl;dr?
INTJ checking in. For god's sake no ADHD is going to have the patience for this.
>>73697509
>mfw americans don't understand what "court-mandated therapy" means
>mfw I have no face
>>73700797
Also here is my freud test, good stuff.
>>73700798
Forgot the (apt) description
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: That without necessarily suffering from clinical depression, you are nevertheless glum and pessimistic at heart, experiencing little joy in life. Due to the stifling and dark character of your thoughts, you may at times experience psychomotorial retardation (i.e. your thoughts slowing almost to a standstill) and you may be wholly unable to experience pleasure during such bouts of melancholy and dejection. When you try to pull yourself together, there is an overpowering sense of giving up; a sense that "life is over" and that it's no use trying to fight to regain joy and a better standing in life.
100% Schizotypal
Rate
>>73700864
I'm an entj. We should fuck.
>>73700896
No we understand all too well.
>study criminal law
>realize system is severely fucked and skewed toward bullshit psych tests
>start taking psych courses
>receive formal training in psychological testing
>can never be tested and have it count
Prophet. Seriously take some kind of formal training in these fucking tests. It could keep you from being thrown in jail one day. Make sure you tell the test giver this. Same thing with polygraphs, always say you had training in the course of taking psych classes.
Go!
>>73701150
I've known ENTJs. Drove me batshit crazy.
Good luck with the fucking though.
>>73701156
>It could keep you from being thrown in jail one day
>one day
...Do you know what "court-mandated" means?
It is a silly test.
>>73701218
Yeah but the personality profiles say we make the best mates. Let's fuck.
As a full blown antisocial, I feel pretty good about my mental health and place in society.
Well then
I came up as avoidant. Kind of annoyed how much schizoid showed up.
>>73690116
lol supposedly i am avoidant
even though i dont think i am avoider
no surprises here
other than now i know there's such a thing as psychomotoric = retardation and it makes sense
been more paranoid lately
>>73701568
Technically, schizoid just means you can be alone and love it. That it's mostly correlated to schizotypal, who are avoidant but lonely, on this test is funny.
I'm basically Elliot Rodger the personality type
>>73691151
Swedish Breivik when?
Dependent: 0%
Ultimately, that's pretty much all I care about.
>>73701609
The first step is admitting you have a problem :^)
This isn't so bad.
>>73701609
actually after reading the paragraph, it really hits
Sounds about right
wtf
tfw depressive schizoid
>>73690725
I pretty much got the same thing.
My doctor already confirmed I had it back in my teenage years though
Hardly came as a suprise
I answered the questions honestly and I'd say that the results are pretty accurate.
>>73701898
Dude... just don't shoot up any schools okay?
>>73690116
Is there actually a personality test that isn't complete BS?
>>73690116
I did it
>>73690193
>>73690356
Fucking fags
Where my depressed borderline friendos at?
Kill me pls
Schizoid.
I-is this bad
>>73701311
You should know better that INTJs aren't whores.
But good luck again.
>>73701261
I see you have no experience with the judicial system. Sigh. Ok.
You're not going to submit to those tests for the hell of it. You're going to be forced into it (ergo "court mandated").
Despite what you think about our judicial system, one does not have to be incarcerated to be subject to the will of the court. Just ask any juvenile delinquent or someone on parole.
The results of those tests could get you incarcerated, or more common have your children taken from you and have you subject to more "therapy" including drug therapy. Now that's slippery. They perform blood level testing that you sure as hell can't fake.
Make yourself great again, Leaf, and enjoy that liberal arts degree that you're no doubt over-qualified for.
Yes I am medicated
>>73702524
>Saying yes to every question
Shoo shoo tumblr
>>73702649
I only went yes to the ones that applied. I'm contradictive ;_;
>>73702264
No comment.
What does it mean?
>>73690116
what does this mean?
>>73702468
> dependent
> above 0%
What's it like being a cuck?
Rate me pol
In the past I've gotten INTJ and Chaotic Nuetral.
Apparently I said yes too much.
>test literally gives you a trigger warning before you start it
I want off this ride.
>>73690116
>105 Questions
>>73702695
Post a picture of your boipussi
>>73690116
Only one I don't agree with is Schizoid.
>>73702933
14% is quite low you tard have you even seen anyone elses?
>>73703074
>more than 0% dependent
lmao look at this nomal person what a loser
I don't know what I expected
>>73700487
What does mine mean? Seems like I'm the most well-adjusted one here.
>>73690116
Narcissism should be higher
>>73703074
>>73700797
Yeah senpai I got 0%, step up your game.
>>73703133
I'm ok with this
Didn't expect to have only 28% on antisocial.
Also, rate?
I guess I'm not entirely crazy
what does this mean?
>>73690116
Your personality style is:
Compulsive
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A preoccupation with matters of order and control. Not only are you supremely well organized and settled into your usual and familiar routines, you also believe that others should be. This may lead the people around you to perceive you as a moralistic stickler and a busybody - someone who's always pointing out the inefficiencies and mistakes of others, smugly flaunting your own successes as a model for others to follow. Unbeknownst to yourself, however, one reason that you cling to the rules is because you feel that you constantly must fight off urges to let loose in order to be worthy of love and respect. You most likely have unacknowledged feelings of anger and defiance that you hide away from the world, attempting instead to present a perfect facade that others may admire and respect.
What does "Borderline" even mean? Borderline what?
>>73695834
Hello fellow God.
Normal or not?
Did I broke it?
Lel
>>73703228
kek atleast I'm not such a narcissistic ass wipe who needs to feel like the most important cunt in the world desu senpai
>>73703385
Borderline retarded : ^)
>>73703416
>histrionic
you are an attention whoring faggot as is displayed by you asking if you "broke" it after clicking yes one too many times
kill yourself etc
>>73702947
You're really an INTJ and got through that shit?
You realize that the reason why each question is individually "scored" is because they are using each one as a hit on their site, right?
It's bullshit clickbait. But have fun anyway.
>>73690116
>>73703437
>>73703462
Aus bants rating 5/10 m8, slight chuckle.
Cool
>>73703437
Anon, do you know what a screenshot is?
>>73703392
>>73703360
>>73703333
>there are sane people on 4chan
Why are you even here?
>>73703442
>Implying I'm not
WEW
>>73690116
Histrionic, yup pretty much
>>73703509
Yeah I know what they are, I'm just bored and somehow always wind up taking shitty online tests or being here. Today it was both.
>>73703668
>100% antisocial
how do I talk to people off the interwebs
being alone and mostly friendless doesn't bother me.
*shrugs*
Multiple Personality guy here. Seems kinda accurate but some of the questions were shit. I think its mood swings in me that cause this. Probably should be more Borderline?
>>73703803
>Antisocial being the same as avoidant or introvert
I'm an ESTP friendo, I'm all about people interaction
>>73694991
Isn't a schizoid personality more of a coping mechanism to failed/fruitless social interaction in life?
If you can't live the life you love, then love the life you live
>>73703385
"borderline" means you have unstable moods. relationships. behaviours. basically, you can't seem to make up your fuckin mind.
>>73690116
I don't think that's too bad.
>>73703917
>71% dependent
what are you doing to get that
>Your personality style is:
Schizoid
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A defect in your ability to form social relationships and an under-responsiveness to all sorts of stimuli. You exhibit an intrinsic emotional "flatness" where the highs don't get too high and the lows don't get too low. Emotions like joy, anger, and sadness do not move you as much as they move other people. Your natural state appears to be one where you have "retired" a bit into yourself, which is one source of the calmness that characterizes your normal state. Unlike what might be expected, your passivity and lack of vitality is not a form of self-protection, but simply seems to be your natural state.
Doesn't look that bad IMO.
>>73690116
>An internal discontentment and chronic irritability that springs from a deeply rooted feeling of ambivalence about yourself and others. You deal with this ambivalence by acting passive-aggressively towards others, oozing skepticism and discontent at them as a means to express your inner ambivalence. Constantly uncertain about your own capabilities, you alternate between submerging yourself to the wishes of others and rebelliously asserting yourself as a free individual who is entitled to respect and should not be bossed around. In your inability to decide whether to turn to others or to yourself for security and direction, your strategy for coping with internal conflicts resembles that of a young child who must constantly test the parental boundaries in order to find his own footing in life.
>>73703966
more like just not caring about that type of stuff.
>>73704058
I must add that the description fits me perfectly.
>>73703937
keep telling yourself that padre KEK
>>73703633
>Why are you even here?
For the same reason as everybody else. memes and race war
>>73703385
Look up "borderline personality disorder."
>>73704015
I have like 3 friends and I swear to god I need to talk to at least one of them constantly or I end up getting even more depressed than usual and alone.
Throughout middle school and high school it was non-stop gay jokes about us even though it was nothing sexual. I just needed SOMEONE to hang out with and he was cool and played almost all the same videogames/D&D stuff.
>>73691625
>min/maxing the post
Fuck off.
>>73704170
Where are the legendary brit bants, I'm seeking them
>apparently I'm 100% paranoid
>despite saying that I don't think people are making fun of me behind my back
This test is bullshit pseudoscience.
>>73704105
Oh.
>>73690116
what do i win? pretty sure i'm crazy
>>73704253
not today my friend still mourning over the London elections
I didn't know what I expected.
>>73704185
Came for the memes, stayed for the race war. (and for Trump 2016)
>>73704015
>>73704226
Also, abusive father while growing up. When doing anything short of exceptional gets you screamed at and locked in the cold garage for hours and hours you tend to desperately want to keep everyone around you happy.
>>73690116
What a load of bollocks
>>73704423
Shhhhh, it'll all be over soon my tea sipping friend, Trump will invade and we can restore the British monarchy to it's proper rule, and execute all those darn pesky mooslims.
